NationStates Jolt Archive

Minister Trythink was sitting in the counsel room patiently. The room was quite large, a circular one. He sat in the middle of this room on a single swivel chair one would find commonly at a computer desk. Nothing very extravagant. Around the room were a good ten monitors. Small recessed lights on the cieling dimly lit the room, just enough so it wasn't complete darkness.

Trythink was donned in a simple white linen robe. His hair was shortly cropped and tucked beack behind his ears, being a dull brown colour. He glanced about for a few seconds with brilliant cider eyes, settling into his seat. He yawned a bit, reaching a hand to cover his olive cheek. He wiggled the headset he was wearing, and spoke into it breifly.

"Connect. All nations."

The monitors lining the walls blinked on, a loading signal on each. A broadcast was sent out to each nation, as a conference physically would be almost impossible in such a short time frame, it would be done electronically. And so he waited.

The face of the Easy Green priminister came onto the screen.

"Hello Trythink it is gidd to see you. How are things going? Has anyone else been in contact yet?"

"It's about time someone showed the least bit of interest in actually keeping peace around here. On the verge of abandoning this conference we were. I regreat to inform you though that no one else has yet to make contact, especially Ludvugsen. But we are none the less pleased to see someone trying to resolve this matter without violence."

His eyes danced over the screen in pure delight.

"So what is it that you wish to discuss first?"

Watch your mouths, I never started with violence, I was protecting my people, the south started, as an act of aggression you put forces in a conflict that did not concern you. Also a note to Easy green, you are a two faced two bit whore, you were supporting the north till opinion changed. I will have no part in your conference apart from this message. and the fact that if you try to attack us, just wait for the plagues, I think moses will be reborn

President Khonei appears on one of the monitors. He speaks with an English accent, a legacy of the time he spent studying there as a young man.
"Peace be upon you" he says, while placing the fingertips of his right hand upon his forehead, a traditional gesture of respect amongst the people of his nation. "Allah willing, we should be able to resolve this conflict peacefully, though it would appear that my northern counterpart is less willing to negotiate."

He glances to a monitor that had blipped on abruptly, stared at it, and turned away as it blipped off. He eyed the Easy Green monitor stonily, knowing he recieved the same transmission.

"Well I guess Diplomacy will have no effect here. We might have to just, enforce some things. The damned twits, trying to back out of what they started. Meh, the reports have everything done documented, so it really matters not."

Another blip would alert him to the Souths Entry to the conference.

"Ah, good to see you here. We have some protection issues needing to be discussed."

"unfortunately my friend by the looks of that last message we can discuss nothing. i will not move my forces into the north i shall stay in the south as iv said before. if you can see anyway of resloveing this please say."

an advisor wispers into the presidents ear.

"I have news the Generic empire ahve haulted all actions aginst us and are considering withdrawing after talks with one of my general."

We will remain peaceful to the community in the south. We have no real problem and will back off completely on the condition that their generals who instilled terror on our people are tried under an international court of human rights. do this and we will no longer pose a threat to the south

May i ask why the sudden change in heart a momment ago you were goin for all out war?

If these general can be found they can be tried in a neutral county of a choise of the south yourself myself and Fodmodmadtol this could be a nation from my region as we are a defender region.

"If Generia has halted military operations hence, kudos. Would be a pleasure to have them grace us with their presence no less. So onto-"

Interupted by a blip, He stared to the Ludvigsen monitor.

"They were right. Sugar glass. Although I would like to state the following. The reason that the South acted in defence with these 'terror' attacks was in retaliation for what you were imposing unto them, was it not? Were you not going to induce an act of mass genocide? The leaders of the south put on trial for defending their lives and their peace? I think not, although other Nations will have to consent to that, it is what I will be pushing."

He scribbled onto a note pad briefly on his armrest- 'Note to self- Remind them their was no Civil War.'

Khonei looked furious at the accusations of terrorism, "The only attacks sanctioned by my government were attacks on your military and politicians. We acted entirely within the bounds of the law, certainly more so than your forces did. Stealing food from children is infinitely worse from blowing up a truckload of soldiers intent on raping our women and pillaging our homes.
Some may have committed attacks against children, but there is no proof of this other than your own word, and that word is hardly reliable. Over the last few days you have gone from granting us independence, trying to invade us, and now you again offer us independance. Where is the proof my people were involved in these alleged attacks? Is there any proof? Show it to us, please.
The attacks were guerrilla attacks against an enemy occupation. To condemn us you would need to condemn the Muhjahadeen who fought off the Soviets, or the French Resistance who fought off the Nazis. Are you going to say those brave individuals were terrorists? Because it would appear that you regard them as such."

As there was no "genocide" taken on by my country I find it highly amusing that you find it perfectly feasable for the south to have killed innocent children merely on their race and religion, so what you are saying is that if there is a threat it is ok to butcher children?

Thats what it sounds like to me, it shall not be in either of your countries or in the south or in the north but I call on The generic Empire to carry out justice for the souls taken by these monsters.

"Allow me to refresh everyones memeory with a transcript from the North"

A push of a button.

Good day fellow like minded countries, I am avi ludvigsen, of the holy empire of Ludvigsen, We as a people are mostly jewish. We beseach other nation and christian nations to donate us arms and soldiers of god (I do understand the irony of hezballah as they are muslim) to defeat the muslims of our country who have waged civil war in the south of our beautiful country.

We are appealing people out there for endorsements so we can rally support in the UN to create law so we can dispose of this problem, Our beautiful country has been torn apart as soldiers patrol the streets and we are plagued by suicide bombers, attacking schools and universities people thus are so scared few ever leave there houses.

"Didja' eva' stop to think that maybe they were raging war for the reason that you planned to wipe them from existance?"

The presidents head to and frows fro the two screens as the remarks go back and forth.

"could you please stop this. is there evedence to back up the claims each of you have made. this is just going to esculate again into conflic and that is what we are trying to avoid.also ot would be unwise to have the trial there as they are now against you hence leading to a possible bias decision being made. "

The president looks to trythink for help

Chancellor Feador Alexeevich appeared on the screen. Emperor Alexei himself would never entertain an audience in such a manor, as he felt it detracted from the seriousness of the situation. The Chancellor cleared his throat, and began to read from an Official Declaration.

"Ludvigsen! We of the Generic Empire do hereby declare all support of your nation void in response to the blatant abuse of said support in dealing with foreign nations. The Emperor is personally insulted by your abuse of the Empire's aid given so generously in time of need. We also formally declare our intentions to seek compensation from your nation by any means necessary. That is all."

"We are innocent until proven guilty. It is not for us to prove our innocence. It is for the Zionists to prove our guilt. This is not something they will be able to do, because we were not responsible for the alleged attacks"

It was all an illusion by my chief wizard the fact that you think you are recieving messages from the south is all part of the trick, woo woo woo, awaken retards. You are all a bunch of nerds me and my rugby friends have been laughing at you all, we will find out your addresses jay and silent bob style and kick your asses.

"Piminister, the very first message Ludvigsen sent out to nations for arms to erase the Muslims from the Nation is proof enough."

A blip. A few moments to attend to the Generia monitor.

"Reperations? Exploitation?"

OOC: So you had nothing better to do then waste a few hours of your life on a gaming forum? That's even more pathetic then being a serious member of the forum.

It was all an illusion by my chief wizard the fact that you think you are recieving messages from the south is all part of the trick, woo woo woo, awaken retards. You are all a bunch of nerds me and my rugby friends have been laughing at you all, we will find out your addresses jay and silent bob style and kick your asses.

"And all of my little respect for you is lost.. You people can now blast him to bits for all I care.."

christ to waste the time to come on here set something up and see it through god look whos the retards go grapple with each other for a bit

Don't waste my time 'O He Who Has IQ of Dirt.'