Kryozerkia
08-08-2004, 22:31
For those of you who wish to godmod, I would like to make this offer...
Say hello to the Uber-matic Supertastic Plasma Supersonic Laser-stun Mini-nuke Projectile Gun, now in a handheld model! These handhelds are limited edition, and if you want one for your very own, contact Kryozerkia today and they will supply you with this lovely toy! It also comes in a war-edition size, for all your enemy-blasting needs! The war-edition is not limited edition. It's versitile and easy to use!
It has three key features, the laser feature, the plasma feature and the all-purpose mini-nuke feature! They are all loadable and all come in three handy cartridges, which you can buy from us! Or, from other retail outlets, but, if you want our exclusive proprietary three-in-one carttridge, you just place a special order when you place your order for these!
It looks heavy, which it is, but thanks to progressions in Kryozerkian technology, we now have a helium feature, which makes you feel like you're operating this in an anti-gravity environment!
Now, I shall provide a demontration! Seph was kind of enough to be an asshole, so, I'll provide it on him!
*pushes the blue trigger button and Seph gets plasmified*
Notice how the person is now covered in a very thick and annoying layer of sticky glowing plasma. If they don't get it off in ten seconds, they will begin to enter a stage of anguishing pain. They don't die, but, instead spend the rest of their life encased in this.
Now, if you use the laser-stun feature, it acts like a stun gun, onlyw ith much better results! THe person is hit with a laser beam, and immediately starts convulsing. After this phase, they they continue to twitch and writhe. Once again, they don't die, instead they spend the rest of their lives like this.
Now, if you become sympathetic and decide that you don't want to witness this suffering, just press the red button, and BAM! You end it, with help from the mini-nuke feature! Remember, use it sparingly because otherwise you won't be able to witness such asshole as Seph being able to suffer for all eternity!
Now, then, we were recently asked about reversing the damage so that the person initiating the torture can continue to make Seph suffer, but not have to deal with all those accumulative layers of goo. We have another featuer we'd like to introduce!
Our scientists just released it, and it's been untested, but, it should work, if not, at least only your target is the victom of horrible mutantion!
Say hello to the Reversal Cartridge of Goo-removal! This loads in the same slot as the three-in-one and can be loaded at the same time!
Just remember to press the three fire buttons at once and then continue to work with a clear target!
Say hello to the Uber-matic Supertastic Plasma Supersonic Laser-stun Mini-nuke Projectile Gun, now in a handheld model! These handhelds are limited edition, and if you want one for your very own, contact Kryozerkia today and they will supply you with this lovely toy! It also comes in a war-edition size, for all your enemy-blasting needs! The war-edition is not limited edition. It's versitile and easy to use!
It has three key features, the laser feature, the plasma feature and the all-purpose mini-nuke feature! They are all loadable and all come in three handy cartridges, which you can buy from us! Or, from other retail outlets, but, if you want our exclusive proprietary three-in-one carttridge, you just place a special order when you place your order for these!
It looks heavy, which it is, but thanks to progressions in Kryozerkian technology, we now have a helium feature, which makes you feel like you're operating this in an anti-gravity environment!
Now, I shall provide a demontration! Seph was kind of enough to be an asshole, so, I'll provide it on him!
*pushes the blue trigger button and Seph gets plasmified*
Notice how the person is now covered in a very thick and annoying layer of sticky glowing plasma. If they don't get it off in ten seconds, they will begin to enter a stage of anguishing pain. They don't die, but, instead spend the rest of their life encased in this.
Now, if you use the laser-stun feature, it acts like a stun gun, onlyw ith much better results! THe person is hit with a laser beam, and immediately starts convulsing. After this phase, they they continue to twitch and writhe. Once again, they don't die, instead they spend the rest of their lives like this.
Now, if you become sympathetic and decide that you don't want to witness this suffering, just press the red button, and BAM! You end it, with help from the mini-nuke feature! Remember, use it sparingly because otherwise you won't be able to witness such asshole as Seph being able to suffer for all eternity!
Now, then, we were recently asked about reversing the damage so that the person initiating the torture can continue to make Seph suffer, but not have to deal with all those accumulative layers of goo. We have another featuer we'd like to introduce!
Our scientists just released it, and it's been untested, but, it should work, if not, at least only your target is the victom of horrible mutantion!
Say hello to the Reversal Cartridge of Goo-removal! This loads in the same slot as the three-in-one and can be loaded at the same time!
Just remember to press the three fire buttons at once and then continue to work with a clear target!