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SEEING that everybody hates you
KNOWING that your government is unstable
BELIEVING you are a threat to us
ASSUMING the world will ally with us
THINKING that we will not die

We officially declare war on you.

And with that, a man inside a control room presses a button. This sends satellites orbiting around the nation, then a sickening music is played towards all broadcast stations. It is 80's pop. It will continue to play, forever...

OOC: Bleh... I don't care if I godmodded >.> <.< >.> <.<

OOC: I don't care either. At least you can spell.

OOC// Come on Sephy! You want war?! You got it!

Godmodding against him is completely acceptable by almost everyone on this board.

However, don't expect him to post here. If anything, he'll make one post then never come back to this thread.

We fully support TIOR in their endeavor and would like to contribute more annoying music, particularly modern pop bands like Avril Lavigne, Brittney Spears, and other talentless no-goods.

We fully support TIOR in their endeavor and would like to contribute more annoying music, particularly modern pop bands like Avril Lavigne, Brittney Spears, and other talentless no-goods.

We thank you.

The NWV is attempting air drops over designated safe areas not protected by extensive AA fire. These air drops will consist of Justin Timberlake CD's and the 'Very Worst of the Spice Girls'. Over 1,000,000 of these CD's are being prepared, and they will be dropped by B52's.

The NWV is attempting air drops over designated safe areas not protected by extensive AA fire. These air drops will consist of Justin Timberlake CD's and the 'Very Worst of the Spice Girls'. Over 1,000,000 of these CD's are being prepared, and they will be dropped by B52's.

Damn, no need to get cruel and unusual ;).

OOC// He's a Nazi what do you expect? <.< >.> <.< >.>

I don't hate ya.

We are assisting you in this endeavour - do not insult us.

We are assisting you in this endeavour - do not insult us.

OOC: I was OOC man o-o

why go to war end it with out war

In addition, we would like permission to test our newest "evil" weapon against Seph. This weapon is the use of the following:

1. A Cacophany of Sounds (Rap)
2. Music for 8 year olds (NOW Volumes 1 through 3,399)
3. Music for the those who want to be sterile (elevator music like Drops of Jupiter, Coldplay, etc.)

Blumpa

why go to war end it with out war

Obviously you don't know what led to this...

To assist The Island of Roses, we are donating a few dozen of our Uber-matic Supertastic Plasma Supersonic Laser-stun Mini-nuke Projectile Gun, with the three-one-one cell cartridges! For a description of this weapon, click here: Weapon Testing on Seph (http://forums2.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=346987)

Obviously you don't know what led to this...

It is a funny comment though, considering we're ultimately going after Seph.

It is a funny comment though, considering we're ultimately going after Seph.
Not only can Seph not RP, he can't even godmod right!

In the ultimate assistance, the most deadly weapon available is donated to the cause by Native Crazy Horse... copies of Milli Vanilli..... :sniper:

Not only can Seph not RP, he can't even godmod right!

Spell, godmod, RP, exist, play, speak, think, etc.

Need I go on. I vote for the mods to keep him around as sort of a play thing for us. I mean, after all, why not?

In the ultimate assistance, the most deadly weapon available is donated to the cause by Native Crazy Horse... copies of Milli Vanilli.....

:: COWERS IN FEAR AND PAIN!!! ::

Heh.

Spell, godmod, RP, exist, play, speak, think, etc.

Need I go on. I vote for the mods to keep him around as sort of a play thing for us. I mean, after all, why not?



:: COWERS IN FEAR AND PAIN!!! ::


::Laughs loudly:: The Native peoples are immune to this "music" . ::Passes the magic immunity,ear plugs::

*does the riverdance*

Sure all your Michael Jackson and Britney Spears and N'Sync may be bad, but WE hold the ultimate weapon.

That's right. KIDz BOP CDs. The worst music of all time preformed by kids that suck at singing in an attempt to bring the crass comercialism of the music industry to the pre-Junior High set.

We have aquired two million gross of these CDs, and have already begun smuggling them into Sephrioth under the guise of wholesome music. Now you shall taste our wrath in full.

SPECIAL!!

For the next hour all nations who report in for the torture of Seph, receive their own exclusive Uber-matic Supertastic Plasma Supersonic Laser-stun Mini-nuke Projectile Gun, with the special proprietary three-in-one cell cartridge and the accompanying de-gooing cartridge, so that if your Seph becomes too goo-ified, you can lubricate it and ncontinue the cycle!

Just remember, one button to attack, all three to recycle your used Seph!

I'll drop Mustard Gas 1 on the population, then sweep in with troops.

Sure all your Michael Jackson and Britney Spears and N'Sync may be bad, but WE hold the ultimate weapon.

That's right. KIDz BOP CDs. The worst music of all time preformed by kids that suck at singing in an attempt to bring the crass comercialism of the music industry to the pre-Junior High set.

We have aquired two million gross of these CDs, and have already begun smuggling them into Sephrioth under the guise of wholesome music. Now you shall taste our wrath in full.
That's the worse form of torture known to man!!

::Laughs loudly:: The Native peoples are immune to this "music" . ::Passes the magic immunity,ear plugs::

We're immune to stoopid music as well but sheeeeshhhh I thought the previous one was cruel and unusual but damn! Anyhow go us!

and FYI yes I understand I spelled stupid wrong.

I see your Kidz Bop CDs and raise you thirteen dollars to buy Neverland and put a virus in all satellites that when they enter range, have to view in on X-Ray imaging on Neverland...

I'll drop Mustard Gas 1 on the population, then sweep in with troops.

That's no fun.

I see your Kidz Bop CDs and raise you thirteen dollars to buy Neverland and put a virus in all satellites that when they enter range, have to view in on X-Ray imaging on Neverland...

when you doing the comedy club?

I'll drop Mustard Gas 1 on the population, then sweep in with troops.
Aw, why are you being humane and conventional?

So when is Seph responding?

So when is Seph responding?

:: eagerly awaits for the 21 million n00ks post ::

That's no fun.
I know. But then I'l torture all of them.

So when is Seph responding?
He's probably scared! BWAHAHAHAHA!!

He's probably scared! BWAHAHAHAHA!!

He's never scared. Besides he's not logged on, I have him on my Dossier.

The Horned Rat drops 10 billion M-16s
(I know what your asking, why you idiot, why, because when the trigger is pulled, an electrical surge frys the reproductive organs in a few hours, all the while makeing the smell of burning flesh and producing pain, then it will slowly(but painfully) spread to the rest of the body until they are paralyzed, then they are shipped to neverland for MJs.....amuesment)

He's never scared. Besides he's not logged on, I have him on my Dossier.
Aw, what a shame. He's not here to witness the carnage...

ohh Godmodding!
*pumps nuclear shotgun*

The Horned Rat drops 10 billion M-16s
(I know what your asking, why you idiot, why, because when the trigger is pulled, an electrical surge frys the reproductive organs in a few hours, all the while makeing the smell of burning flesh and producing pain, then it will slowly(but painfully) spread to the rest of the body until they are paralyzed, then they are shipped to neverland for MJs.....amuesment)

lmao

Aw, what a shame. He's not here to witness the carnage...

Is there any free AdminBots that I can date? I'm pretty lonely.

Aw, why are you being humane and conventional?
I just want them out of the nation in one piece. Then I'll put them in a giant cube that moves and is filled with traps.

I just want them out of the nation in one piece. Then I'll put them in a giant cube that moves and is filled with traps.

That's also unoriginal...

That's also unoriginal...
Shhhhh. I'm allowed to rip off movies. You aren't. >.<

Shhhhh. I'm allowed to rip off movies. You aren't. >.<
*hands you a Uber-matic Supertastic Plasma Supersonic Laser-stun Mini-nuke Projectile Gun* Here, this will help your troops! How many do you need?

OOC: Are you gonna actually use troops or anything?

IC: I will airdrop one of the worst punishments ever. 6 billion Macy Gray cds!! They will cower in fear!

IC: I will airdrop one of the worst punishments ever. 6 billion Macy Gray cds!! They will cower in fear!
I'm cowering! WAH! So evil! :D

Shhhhh. I'm allowed to rip off movies. You aren't. >.<

Says who?

OOC: Are you gonna actually use troops or anything?

IC: I will airdrop one of the worst punishments ever. 6 billion Macy Gray cds!! They will cower in fear!

OOC: The music will make them mad, then we'll invade...

And if all else fails, I'll send in 8 billion teletuby and barnie clones!!!!!!

I'll force everyone to take facial reconstruction surgery and skin bleaching so they all look like Micheal Jackson, then force them into the Jackson 5... hundred million.

I'm going in invade them with Spice Girl Clones, Aids will spread so fast it won't even be funny.

When you in vade, don't forget your: Uber-matic Supertastic Plasma Supersonic Laser-stun Mini-nuke Projectile Gun!! *snicker*

OOC: sorry, I just like it. Besides, Seph is a godmodder. What goes around, comes around.

A better godmode would be that when you press a button everybody in his country will have their head blow up if they say something.

Bump

A better godmode would be that when you press a button everybody in his country will have their head blow up if they say something.
That's cheating! WAH! :D very good!

Ack. Just drop NWV's de-evolution virus on it. They'll eat each other.

Ack. Just drop NWV's de-evolution virus on it. They'll eat each other.
OoooO!! Sounds cool! can I watch what happens?

Leaving thread as my comedic usefulness is over. But will keep popping in to see the humorous comments.

Seph isn't this what you want?

SEPH!! :gundge: POW POW POW!! feel the wrath of the Uber-matic Supertastic Plasma Supersonic Laser-stun Mini-nuke Projectile Gun!! ^_^

Great Helghast here reporting that we pledge our selfs and resourses against the evil music of Sephiras (however the hell u spell it) and the entire SABD Alliance to your just cause.

Supreme Patron of SABD Alliance and Emperor of Great Helghast: S.D.

Great Helghast here reporting that we pledge our selfs and resourses against the evil music of Sephiras (however the hell u spell it) and the entire SABD Alliance to your just cause.

Supreme Patron of SABD Alliance and Emperor of Great Helghast: S.D.

Wha?

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Dan dan dan dan dan dan dan dan dan

Bump

We R gonna help by dropping high voltage wires in the ocean and then pointing our 10 mile high, 10 mile wide, 1 inch thick ultra mega death fan in th ocean, to use its 99to the 99999999999999th power thrust to make a 5000 mile high electric tidal wave to wash over his nation drowning and electricuting every one to death, because it special water that drowns you even if u just touches you9 while it electricutes so there

I bump thee and I dance

I'm going to drop.... EMINEM CD's on Seph!

I'm going to drop.... EMINEM CD's on Seph!
Careful! He might actually like it!

I'm gonna build a solid Steel cube and drop it on his nation!

I'm gonna build a solid Steel cube and drop it on his nation!
That works, that works very well.

the first wave departs from space dock and sets of at a transwarp speed of warp 11 to orbit The Island of Rose
deploy 200 zeus clas
s battle fortresses and target them with every planet killing laser at full power and prepare to fire

deploy 200 zeus claas battle fortresses and target them with every planet killing laser at full power and prepare to fire

Actually, I followed Zoogie's advice to let this die out. So you really don't exist to me anymore :rolleyes: