NationStates Jolt Archive


Mooses 4 Sale *parody*

Swedish Dominions
08-08-2004, 17:52
Crazy Swede's Crazy Deals

The rare Swedish Moose is increbley fast and stealthy. it carrys a knife and is able to run up behind a man and slit his throat without him noticing. buy 1 for 500 of you curency.
just post howevery many you want and i'll send them to you!

:p I've got to be crazy!!


http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v454/Swedish_Dominions/Moose.jpg
Praetonia
08-08-2004, 17:54
YEY! MOOSES!!!! GIVE ME 999999999999999999999999

and 66666666666 spare knives 4 dem!!!!!111shift+1!!!111
Swedish Dominions
08-08-2004, 17:55
*mooses wired* Have a nice moose army..... :p
Praetonia
08-08-2004, 18:51
Cool you wired money to me AND I got a moose army. And I forgot to pay. Bye.
The Zoogie People
08-08-2004, 19:08
Bah, these Meese are useless fighters. My sister once bit a Møøse ...No, realli! She was karving her initials on the møøse with the with the sharpened end of an interspace tøøthbrush given her by Svenge - her brother-in-law - an Oslo dentist and star of many Norwegian møvies: "The Høt Hands of an Oslo Dentist", "Fillings of Passion", "The Huge Mølars of Horst Nordfink..."...and then verily did the Møøse squawk and turn around, and then truly did my sister sink her nasty big pointy teeth into the Møøse, thereby biting the Møøse.

Therefore do I see fit to inform you that your Meese sux0rs! while the Grand Zoogie Møøse Army r0c|<s! We p4wn j00! Look at the bones!

http://www.smouse.force9.co.uk/moose2.gif

William Ciel
President - The Free Lands of Zoogiedom
Cogitation
08-08-2004, 23:45
Spam. iLock.

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