NationStates Jolt Archive


Ye Olde Generic Calculator Shoppe

The Generic Lands
08-08-2004, 13:07
Here at YOGCS (or just YOGS for short) we are dedicted to bringing you with average quality calaculators for a standard sort of price. All of our calculators have all of the digit buttons (0-9), all of the basic funcitions (+,-,x and /), an on button (ON), an off button (OFF), an equals button (=), a deicmal point button (.), a percentage button (%) and a positive/negative button (+/-). All of our calculators cost $3.99:

Standard Calculator

This calculator is contained in an 12cm X 6cm beige box andis capable of all the functions listed above. It's computational capacity is equal to half that of a cordless phone. The calculator is solar powered, and therefore will not work at night or when you put your hand over the solar panel. This calculator costs $3.99.
The Generic Lands
08-08-2004, 13:08
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The Generic Lands
08-08-2004, 13:09
Bump
Moontian
08-08-2004, 13:16
I think thatt most other nations would find your calculators pretty useless.
The Generic Lands
08-08-2004, 13:17
And why is that? These are perfectly good calculators!
Marak
08-08-2004, 13:46
I don't think theres a real market for quality calculators
The Generic Lands
08-08-2004, 14:11
Ah but they aren't quality, they're standard. Generic in fact.
East Coast Federation
08-08-2004, 15:06
Why have a cacluator like that when you can have one from Sharp that does like 3 billion useless things ;)

Just to make you feel better.

I'll take 2 Million.
The Generic Lands
08-08-2004, 15:34
Thankyou.

Now, any more customers for my generic products?
East Coast Federation
08-08-2004, 15:40
have any generic TV's?
I need one for my Kitchen. As my 60 Inch Philips won't fit :(
Weyr
08-08-2004, 16:16
Bah, I can go to the corner 99c store and get one for US$0.99.
East Coast Federation
11-08-2004, 16:41
Why not help your country and go to the $1.03 store :lol: