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Coppers for sale

Sheewee
08-08-2004, 12:46
Crazy Hal's crazy deals

Forget your funny hats, forget your night sticks and forget your sniffer dogs! Move over law, there’s a new law on the block. It arrests, it stops criminals, it makes coffee! The C.O.P. the Cracker of Offensive Peoples will get rid of all your crime! Its the law enforcing robot of the future! Buy 1 for only -=500=- of your currency!

just post however many you want and I’ll sent them to you!

:p I'm crazy!
Jangle Jangle Ridge
08-08-2004, 12:47
I want 1 million of them. I'll send 500,000,000 UM(Uranium Nuggets) upon confirmation :D
Marak
08-08-2004, 12:49
I'll take one * Does doctor evil thing* One Billion C.O.Ps!
Jessicia
08-08-2004, 12:57
Greetings, I'm the Minister of Justice for The Federation of Jessicia.

I would like some information on your product.

Can they be reprogramed for use in military?

What kind of maintainance and power source do they require?
Alf Ganistan
08-08-2004, 12:58
I'll take 1000 and give you 500000 of Alf Ganistan's finest potatoes
TacStar
08-08-2004, 13:00
"Forget your night sticks" :(


But it would be fun seeing a robot beat the shit out of a guy with a night stick :p
Sheewee
08-08-2004, 13:25
Jess, if u plug the C.O.P into a computer, you can program it to be a french maid, let alone a troop.

All of the C.O.Ps have built in nightsticks
Jessicia
08-08-2004, 13:28
Jess, if u plug the C.O.P into a computer, you can program it to be a french maid, let alone a troop.

All of the C.O.Ps have built in nightsticks

Are they very flexible and agile? And I still have the question about maintainance and power.
Sheewee
08-08-2004, 13:40
there power dwafs that of a normal troop and they are as agile as a cat. they are waterproof and their only weakness is under the armpit.
Marak
08-08-2004, 13:42
Dare I ask is under their armpit?
Jessicia
08-08-2004, 13:48
Good, good. Your product is getting more and more attractive.

But I meant what powers/fuels it?
Sheewee
08-08-2004, 17:26
all C.O.P untits run on a long life batery (aprox. 7 years).

keep your orders coming!
Jessicia
09-08-2004, 04:08
We'll take 750 units. That's $375,000. Payment upon confirmation. Delivery time please?

Thank you.

-Minister of Justice, Evette Bonheur.
Sheewee
09-08-2004, 10:22
in aproximatly 12:00am GMT.

keep those orders comin' folks!
Hamanistan
09-08-2004, 10:52
1,000 units please. Expect another order within a week. We are going to attempt to switch our entire police force to robots.


OOC: This would make a good issue, replace cops with robots? I'm wishing to submit this issue under your permission.
Jessicia
09-08-2004, 11:02
in aproximatly 12:00am GMT.

keep those orders comin' folks!

The Federation of Jessicia thanks you.

-Minister of Justice, Evette Bonheur.
Praetonia
09-08-2004, 11:05
Why did Cog lock all his other stores and all of the spoof stores but not this one?

*is confused*
Klaasville
09-08-2004, 11:14
hi i'm new in nation states and i've got a question..
how can i pay someone [ in this case for COPS ] with my curruncy? :confused:
Sheewee
09-08-2004, 13:23
u can't realy, its just a kinda joke
Hamanistan
09-08-2004, 13:53
u can't realy, its just a kinda joke



Are you going to confirm my order or what?
Myrth
09-08-2004, 15:01
Heh.