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Crazy Hal's crazy deals

Forget your funny hats, forget your night sticks and forget your sniffer dogs! Move over law, there’s a new law on the block. It arrests, it stops criminals, it makes coffee! The C.O.P. the Cracker of Offensive Peoples will get rid of all your crime! Its the law enforcing robot of the future! Buy 1 for only -=500=- of your currency!

just post however many you want and I’ll sent them to you!

:p I'm crazy!

I want 1 million of them. I'll send 500,000,000 UM(Uranium Nuggets) upon confirmation :D

I'll take one * Does doctor evil thing* One Billion C.O.Ps!

Greetings, I'm the Minister of Justice for The Federation of Jessicia.

I would like some information on your product.

Can they be reprogramed for use in military?

What kind of maintainance and power source do they require?

I'll take 1000 and give you 500000 of Alf Ganistan's finest potatoes

"Forget your night sticks" :(


But it would be fun seeing a robot beat the shit out of a guy with a night stick :p

Jess, if u plug the C.O.P into a computer, you can program it to be a french maid, let alone a troop.

All of the C.O.Ps have built in nightsticks

Jess, if u plug the C.O.P into a computer, you can program it to be a french maid, let alone a troop.

All of the C.O.Ps have built in nightsticks

Are they very flexible and agile? And I still have the question about maintainance and power.

there power dwafs that of a normal troop and they are as agile as a cat. they are waterproof and their only weakness is under the armpit.

Dare I ask is under their armpit?

Good, good. Your product is getting more and more attractive.

But I meant what powers/fuels it?

all C.O.P untits run on a long life batery (aprox. 7 years).

keep your orders coming!

We'll take 750 units. That's $375,000. Payment upon confirmation. Delivery time please?

Thank you.

-Minister of Justice, Evette Bonheur.

in aproximatly 12:00am GMT.

keep those orders comin' folks!

1,000 units please. Expect another order within a week. We are going to attempt to switch our entire police force to robots.


OOC: This would make a good issue, replace cops with robots? I'm wishing to submit this issue under your permission.

in aproximatly 12:00am GMT.

keep those orders comin' folks!

The Federation of Jessicia thanks you.

-Minister of Justice, Evette Bonheur.

Why did Cog lock all his other stores and all of the spoof stores but not this one?

*is confused*

hi i'm new in nation states and i've got a question..
how can i pay someone [ in this case for COPS ] with my curruncy? :confused:

u can't realy, its just a kinda joke

u can't realy, its just a kinda joke



Are you going to confirm my order or what?

Heh.