NationStates Jolt Archive

Declaration of War to the Kingdom of Cullenus:

King Carpenter has been kid napped. A rogue militia sent from a private gang has voluntarilly infiltrated your nation and kidnapped King Carpenter in his very palace.

The only way you can get your ruler back is if you create four "mock" nations, move here (to this region), and within a week endorse the shit out of me. You will get your king back when I have recieved 11 endorsements and am crowned delegate of this pathetic region. You have 12 hours to respond to this telegram. At the 13th hour the Kingdom of Cullenus will cease to excist due to the fact that it has no ruler.

The Confederacy of NOOBNATION is well fortified and the king has been relocated to a friendly, un-named nation so that you cannot rescue him. If your "undercover" rescuers enter our lands you will be wasting your time because as i've stated YOUR KING HAS BEEN MOVED FROM OUR NATION.

This is not actually a declaration of war but it will be unless you agree to comply with the requests within 12 hours and endorse me enough within the next two weeks.

Nuclear strike upon our country is stupid and impossible because

a.) We have a number of Cullenus immigrants

b.) We have guidance systems that sense nuclear possiblity hours before it will happen

c.) Nuclear attack will virtually have no affect because my nation has been moved underground due to threat of your attack. The only thing you will be killing is Doggies which is of no importance to us.

d.) You suck ass and need to endorse me so that I can become delegate.

This concludes the telegram.

I will send daily posts on how your king is holding up.
He has recieved two hours of torture and has confessed to several missions and top secret issues that we are interested in. We have information on your entire nation, what you spend your money on, and your weak points. King Carpenter is a dumbass and we are ready to Crucify him.

Sighned,

Whalzeetyishknee Confederate Admiral/Commander of the people of NOOBNATION.

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ooc: i cant stop laughing!

Wtf is wrong with that guy? That's the dumbest form of Godmodding that I have ever seen. If he expects you to do that than he must have serious mental issues. He could actually be banned for that.

We have guidance systems that sense nuclear possiblity hours before it will happen


:headbang: :mad: :headbang: :mad:

XD

Some people...wow

Just blast him apart with millions of IGNORE cannons. Although one will do the trick.

Just blast him apart with millions of IGNORE cannons. Although one will do the trick.



Well with this guy he might need more then one :headbang:

Just blast him apart with millions of IGNORE cannons. Although one will do the trick.
http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2004-2/642219/ignore1.jpg

I like my ignore tactics better.

At least he does it with class! ;)


The DENP was one of the elite special agencies, shrowded in secrecy, created decades back for every sort of infiltration and intelligence job imaginable, and then some several times over. The elite weren't many, but they were trained, and they were equipped. They were among the best.

After several months of gathering intelligence through multiple means, Zoogiedom Intel relayed the job of retrieving this Cullenus leader from the clutches of the nation it had been transferred to.

The operation was swift and a success. A stealth supersonic cargo dropped off the agents, who bypassed every security layer in the holding cell and retrieved the king without being caught. They escaped nearly effortlessly and sank into oblivion (unsighted), then boarded a prearranged inconspicuous transport back to Zoogiedom, where he was promptly treated and delivered to his home nation Cullenus via VIP flight with elements of the technologically advanced Zoogie Air Force escorting it.

Meanwhile, a separate DENP operation ended up with the Slagshtan king held hostage, with a gun to his head, in our highest security intelligence bunkers. Most or all Cullenian citizens were retrieved and removed from the country, and a massive cruise missile bombardment of strategic military targets is set to begin in two hours.

Regards,
Zoogiedom Foreign Ministry

Sorry, couldn't resist :P

Seriously, he's trying to force you to break rules (UN multis are not allowed), so if he's doing this all around and some new players who don't know any better yet are coerced into listening, then he's facing a penalty much worse than assasination or occupation by a much larger nation, he could be deleted.

OMG!!!! You better listen to him. He has your King man!

*Beats the writer of the Tg with a toothbrush.*

OMG!!!! You better listen to him. He has your King man!

*Beats the writer of the Tg with a toothbrush.*


A toothbrush? Damn that proly turned him into mush, the least you could have done was use a toothpick. That would've been less bloody.

LOL...

*tag for no other reason than to tag*

*laughs his ass of at the godmodder*

Just for the hell of it we could unite and destroy his pathetic nation.

*laughs his ass of at the godmodder*


*A moment of silence for the ass-less person please*

Thanks. :D

I think it's time to break out my army of IGNORE Ninjas........

Hey, your rping me again...

arite yall

yes this is slagshta, yes i posted that to my friend matt jokingly of course! hes blowing it out of porportion. we god-mod all the time for laughs! he asked me to give him a scenerio and i did. he is trying to publicly humiliate me and my new nation.....