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The Murderer of Kaiser Phillip I has been captured

Swedish Dominions
06-08-2004, 17:00
SDNN Reporting

"Good evening, two days ago our kaiser was killed. And yesterday we made an historical step. but to day the Murderers of the Kaiser was captured in New Stockholm bay as they tried to leave the country. They was captured by Team Andromeda, the Number One Anti-Terrorist squad in the SD. They are now inside the most harsh prison in the SD.. We will return to you when we recive further information."

Inside the Prison

The Group of suspects was in interigation.
They were beaten....

(torture is legal in the SD)

- Where do you come from?! One of the interigators screamed
- I'M NOT TELLING! said a prisoner and spit on the interigator.

He electrified him with a stun gun.

-WHERE DO YOU COME FROM?
- quiet -

- I SAID WHERE DO YOU COME FROM?
- fuck you......

The interigator kicked him several times in the head.

- I'm not saying this another time, where do you come from?
- ايران*
- I can't hear you.....the interigator said and kicked him again

he died.

- We must investigate that sound and check if it's a local name. He said to another interigator.
- We're done for today, let's grab a burger.
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THE NEXT DAY

A launguage expert was called to the prison to check the name.
The interigator gave him a recording.
- hmm, ايران*.... It's easy, it's the Parthian empire... But aren't they our friends? The Translator said.

- I thought so too, i'll contact the President.
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A COUPLE OF HOURS LATER
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The President of the United States of Swedish Dominions

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"My fellow citizens and my fellow leaders, we have recived information that the Group that attacked the Kaiser is Operating from The Parthians. If that's true then we have a clear act of war. But we won't make fast decisions, we'll continue the investigation...."
The Parthians
06-08-2004, 17:04
We have no connection whatsoever to the Assassins. Though he may have been a Parthian subject we did not order them to harm our allies in Swedish Dominions nor did we allow it to happen. We are not terrorists, we have no support for terrorists and we would certainly not assasinate a fellow king.
Swedish Dominions
06-08-2004, 17:07
We have no connection whatsoever to the Assassins. Though he may have been a Parthian subject we did not order them to harm our allies in Swedish Dominions nor did we allow it to happen. We are not terrorists, we have no support for terrorists and we would certainly not assasinate a fellow king.

We will continue the investigation and if one of the prisoners tell us more, then you are guilty.
The Parthians
06-08-2004, 17:10
The Prisoners were broken men, they had been captured in the line of duty and now were dying and would betray their nation. Daryush and Shahbaraz knew that it was time and swallowed the cyanide capsule hidden in their mouths. Within seconds they were dead. The others did the same, swallowing the cyanide capsules hidden under their tounges.
Swedish Dominions
06-08-2004, 17:10
this is strictly ooc: http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?p=6721589
Look at post 19 everybody.
Attican Empire
06-08-2004, 17:11
We know we sent assassins to your country in case of a socialist/fascist/democratic uprising, we do not beleive they were ordered to assassinate anyone without orders, though.
Swedish Dominions
06-08-2004, 17:16
The Dead prisoners were examined and the doctors found traces of cyanid... This is a clear sign that they were hiding something...
The Parthians
06-08-2004, 17:29
Once again we wish to state our support for Swedish Dominions and deny any allegations of Parthian involvement.
Swedish Dominions
06-08-2004, 17:32
Once again we wish to state our support for Swedish Dominions and deny any allegations of Parthian involvement.

You are not our enemies but we are somewhat reserved to you until it's proven that you're innocent...
The Parthians
06-08-2004, 17:34
If you need assistance in determining who the assassins are then please just contact me and I'll see if the assassin is a Parthian subject.
Swedish Dominions
06-08-2004, 17:36
We'll they are kinda dead now, but you are on our top 5 suspects...
The Parthians
06-08-2004, 17:37
Fine, but we assure you that no Parthian involvement occured.
Swedish Dominions
06-08-2004, 17:39
Ok, we'll continue our investigation.
Jonothana
07-08-2004, 22:40
We suggest it may have been the CCSA, who we are against now. We attached locators and remote detonators to the dirty bombs which we gave them and have frozen the aid that was given to them. Once they are in a safe place we will detonate the bombs. They are headed for a garage in the country in which they reside. They will be detonated when they are there.

We fully aid SD in their cause, now they are democratic, and all members of the cabinet offer their full appologies for their actions.