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They sat at a table together in the small restaurant. President Jeffrey of Liebermonk and President Robert of The Fedral Union had picked this place specifically because they knew they would be alone. They were both unusually young for political leaders. Only 16 years old each. From any person nearby, it would have seemed to be just political business between two nations. Once they finished their meal, it was soon apparent that it was anything but political. They walked out hand in hand. Outside they embraced each other and kissed. They had been together for a few weeks now. This kiss had not been their first. It would be, however the first that the world would see. A press agent nearby captured the kiss with a camera. He knew this would be front-page news.

The next day President Jeffrey sat in his office alone. His nation never minded not having a First Lady. They only assumed he had not met the “right woman.” When the news got to their doorsteps that morning, they were shocked. On the front cover of their newspapers was their President kissing another man. That morning, President Jeffrey saw the same thing. He quickly called his aide into his office. James gave him a look he had never seen before. “James, please let the press know that there will be a briefing this afternoon. I would like to finally admit to the world that I am gay.” James gave him a rather scared look and walked out of the office. “So,” Jeffrey thought to himself, “I’m going to finally admit to the world the truth…”

Cardinal DeVito condemns all homosexual activity.

Occ: Wow, I think this is the first time a world leader has been gay before. And while I am not a supporter of the whole gay rights thing, I have to admit that this is original.

OOC: Nice. But there are WAY to many bigots on NS to let him live long. Mostly because they're all either Bushite Americans, of filthy English k-nigits! Stay away from Ireland!

Robert mean wile at the peace confrance bashing his head out over cfs praposal heard that the news had gotten out he said to hi mself "aww crud well at least we dont have to sneek around any more" he kind of smiled Bester get me the leader of Liebermonk.... Bester said "yes sir" he walked off then came back quickly with a com pannle rob dield and spoke in to it "hey its me rob.. i heard that the news got out ... i dont know how.... but. it owuld be nice to see ya again " he sighed

I take offense to that Jingle Jangle. While I do think that homosexuality is immoral and just plain nasty, I have no problem with gays unless they make some sort of advance on me.

With that being said I do agree with you that there are too many thick headed idiots on these forums that would try to do away with him.

I take offense to that Jingle Jangle. While I do think that homosexuality is immoral and just plain nasty, I have no problem with gays unless they make some sort of advance on me.

With that being said I do agree with you that there are too many thick headed idiots on these forums that would try to do away with him.

OOC: Ahem. Sorry. Meant Bushite americans, not just Americans.

OOC: And it's Jangle Jangle!

OOC: I would launch a fullscale attack during the turmoil that results from it, but for imperialistic expansion, not for any moral reasons. After all, when a nation is split apart, it's the perfect time to strike and annex land :D

Prime Minister Andropov does not see what the problem would be with this. We don't believe leaders are judged by their sexuality, but by their ability to lead, after all, this is what makes them leaders.

OOC: I would launch a fullscale attack during the turmoil that results from it, but for imperialistic expansion, not for any moral reasons. After all, when a nation is split apart, it's the perfect time to strike and annex land :D
OOC: And when you start attacking, I'll swoop in, kill all your troops, and annex it myself. But my leader can't give you a formal briefing right now. He's in the bottom of a barracks with around 20 other people, fighting for his life against genetically created monsters that have huge claws and can bite people and inject uranium and an assimilating bacteria into them, turning them into a pile of slowly-mutating flesh, which can then be tended to create MORE of the creatures. Isn't that great?

Occ: lol sorry about that. I used to be a 'Bushite' American, until the major employer for my town up and left for Mexico and China under his economy plan.


*puts underwear over my pants and puts one foot on stool and strikes a heroic pose.* "I am neither left nor right, I am the Non-Partisan. Whenever an issue may arise that I do agree with I will be there to defend it. Whenever an issue may arise that I do not agree with, I will be there to send the issue into hiding."

Just another Rambling by Kyle.

Occ: Wow, I think this is the first time a world leader has been gay before. And while I am not a supporter of the whole gay rights thing, I have to admit that this is original.

OOC: No, it's been done before. Not entirely unoriginal, though.

But yay. *Throws a gay foam party.*

OOC: No, it's been done before. Not entirely unoriginal, though.

But yay. *Throws a gay foam party.*
OOC: Like Doujin. Though he's just doing that for kicks, and we all know that.

OOC: And when you start attacking, I'll swoop in, kill all your troops, and annex it myself. But my leader can't give you a formal briefing right now. He's in the bottom of a barracks with around 20 other people, fighting for his life against genetically created monsters that have huge claws and can bite people and inject uranium and an assimilating bacteria into them, turning them into a pile of slowly-mutating flesh, which can then be tended to create MORE of the creatures. Isn't that great?

Feh. My leader just arrived from retriving some ancient magical treasure or another from some tombs, fighting against thousands of hideous insectoids.

He's using it as a paperweight. Isn't that great? :D

Sarzonia congratulates the two leaders for finding love with each other.

We wish you both the best of luck in your future together.

Mike Sarzo
President
Incorporated States of Sarzonia

Sarzonia congratulates the two leaders for finding love with each other.

We wish you both the best of luck in your future together.

Mike Sarzo
President
Incorporated States of Sarzonia

Jangle Jangle Ridge would also wish to pledge our support, and hope that all who are against this union should, in the least, feel extremely disgusted with themselves.

The Prime of The Empire has refused to comment, though it is suspected he approves, since he is also a raving homosexual.

Ladies and Gentleman of the Press,
I, President Jeffrey, am here today to respond recent reports that have arisen about my personal life. Yes, it is true that I am homosexual. Plese, I only ask for a personal life. Being 16 and the leader of an entire nation is a lot of work. During a recent summit of nations, I met President Robert. We went to a bar afterwards to discuss the important issues proposed at the summit. Since then, me and him have been seeing eachother. I tell you all this only to ask for your acceptance, and to ask that we are given the freedom to live our lives. I appreciate all those nations showing their support, and I ask the citizens of Liebermonk to do the same. Thank you.

After the badgering questions of the press, President Jeffrey returned to his office. A small blue light on his desk was flashing. "Hmmn, I have voicmail." As he went through teh voicemails, most were simply the Press attempting to ask questions at any chance. "I really should get a private line," he thought to himself. Right before he decided to stop listening to his messages, one caught his attention. As he listened, a smile grew on his face. "So, he wants another date. I was worried he would want to keep his distance while the press had us in thier eye." He pressed the redial button and left a message. "Sure, I would love another date." He sat back in his chair, this is going to be a lot less hectic than i thought it would.

[Recent Iuthian Press Conference with Ambassidor Kayla Harmone]

"... and it is our hope that a peaceful solution can be found between both The Fedral Union and Central Facehugaria, next question please?" Kayla finished her statement regaurding the TFU peace conference.

Then, towards the back of the room a short elve reporter raised his hand to ask her a question. "Ambassidor Harmone, what are James deGritz's opinion of the latest news of a homosexual relationship between the President of Liebermonk and the president of the Fedral Union?"

Kayla Harmone then rolled her eyes and looked mildly anoyed. "I'm sure you could have asked something alot much more important then asking the Iuthian Government to make a statement on the private affairs of two world leaders...

"However, I will state this much. In the recent past myself, Lord General deGritz and his fiance' were invited to a homosexual marriage between the ruler of Biotopia and a General from Knootoss, both nations are strong diplomatic nations with good relations in Iuthia.

"Their union was both homosexual and interspecies as Biotopians are basically blue men... this union was celebrated by Iuthia as well as by many repsected nations within the international community.

"The Iuthian government doesn't give a damn about who marries who, all we care about are the matters that count, in this case two men have found happiness and they may be able to forge a strong bond between their nations.

"Any nations using this as an excuse for war should be deemed 'unstable' by the international community and dealt with as a nation which cannot respect other nations laws.

"Thanks, that's the last question I'm going to answer today."

Rob held a star trek like communcaitor to his mouth and ears "hehe perfect :) i think i know jsut the palce to " he smield before adding "its an orbital toruist reort over neptune .. verry romantic ill see you tonight 8 pm sharp ?"

Occ- The CMB wants to show the world that the CMB is alive and kicking, and is not dead. Would it be okay if they assassinated both of the politicians?

Occ- The CMB wants to show the world that the CMB is alive and kicking, and is not dead. Would it be okay if they assassinated both of the politicians?
most probably not

OCC: Please dont kill me, but there is nothing i can do should you choose to.

You are listening to Radio Free Macisikan, independence on the airwaves

"... be back shortly.

On the international front, two foreign heads of state, both male, have been confirmed as being involved in a homosexual relationship.

The Imperial Government has issued the following response:
"And we should care about their private lives because...?"

Acting First Minister, the Lord Anton de la Valdar, elaborated on MNB talkback radio:
"Two guys? Together? Like, homosexual? Oh. [pause] Big fat hairy deal, it happens all the time. NEXT!"

So far there has been no reaction from Navisal (the Holy City), but it is expected that the Church will adopt its usual "We're not sure what we think, can we get back to you?" stance on the issue..."

ooc: CMB...lol, that was the name of my Rogue Spear clan...man I miss that game... Ours stood for Cash Money Brothers though, which in turn was a rip of from a movie called New Jack City.
ic:

The Republic of Agrigento would like to take this opportunity to offer our official support of both nations, as we feel the national community might be rather harsh in its response. The rights of the individual are not infringed upon in Agrigento and will we shall hold off on congratulations we would like to wish both leaders good luck in their endeavors together.

A tape was released by a man identified as Bishop-General Herman Von Felben the spiritual leader of the Christian Martyrs Brigade, he delcared:

"We will strike down both of the perverted sinners unless each of them resigns from office and flees into exile in other lands. What they are doing is wrong according to Leviticus 20:13, and we must kill them according to God's law. They have 72 hours to comply or they can burn in hell together!President Jeffrey and President Robert, you know this message was for you two! You disgusting faggot scum!"

I wouldn't recommend it CM, I'll rip you to shreds if you kill either one of them.

I wouldn't recommend it CM, I'll rip you to shreds if you kill either one of them.
((OOC: Nice 2,000th post, by the way.))

I wouldn't recommend it CM, I'll rip you to shreds if you kill either one of them.


What about a secret terror group with no real links to me don't you people understand!!!

Ah, well then, I'll hunt down all of them and hang them by their intestines over Red Square...

Cheers!

OOC: Heya Resi, haven't seen you around in a while...

Any action taken by Communist Mississippi to assasinate either me or President Robert will be considered an act of terrorism. We will respond immediatley with swift and decisive action. We only wish to live our own lives, peacefully and in love. Please, is that not too much to ask?

Hm... it would seem that Communist Mississippi is unable or perhaps unwilling to solve their terrorist problem. Eitherway it is being noted as a possible threat to the Iuthian people as these people have no respect for other nations cultures...

Foriegn Minister Mick Lakely, Iuthian Diplomatic Corps

Occ: Wow, I think this is the first time a world leader has been gay before. And while I am not a supporter of the whole gay rights thing, I have to admit that this is original.

OOC: The previous Emperor of Doujin was openly gay, and the current Emperss is a lesbian-bisexual. She prefers relationships with women, but she is also a dominatrix towards men.

OOC: The previous Emperor of Doujin was openly gay, and the current Emperss is a lesbian-bisexual. She prefers relationships with women, but she is also a dominatrix towards men.


Occ- That is disgusting! The Premier Curtis Fabus has sex with women only, and only women he deems attractive, and only lots of women! He has bagged so many women, he needs a calculator to keep count. He lost count when he got past 1,900.

ooc: Hmm...now I know what to do with those spare samples of HIV, Gonorhea, Clamidya, Genital Herpes, and Pubic lice laying around our various medical labs.

War Plans: For Use Against Communist Mississippi
1. Pick up a random Prostitute
2. Clean her up, and make her look respectable
3. Send her to CM's capital city
4. Watch the Premier corner the market on back scratchers...(not that he would be using them for his back)
ic:

Meanwhile a small peice of mail was addressed and sent to the Premier

Have you experienced any of the following symptoms: (Check all that Apply)

_ Cottage Cheese Like Discharges
_ Distinct Burning Sensationd During Urination
_ Dryness and Irritation Near or on your Genitals
_ Sores on your Lips or Genitals

Please mail this back to the address provided for a free week of treatment at the Watercrest STD clinic in Sicilia.

ooc: Hmm...now I know what to do with those spare samples of HIV, Gonorhea, Clamidya, Genital Herpes, and Pubic lice laying around our various medical labs.

War Plans: For Use Against Communist Mississippi
1. Pick up a random Prostitute
2. Clean her up, and make her look respectable
3. Send her to CM's capital city
4. Watch the Premier corner the market on back scratchers...(not that he would be using them for his back)


Occ- Sorry, the premier was recently seriously injured and can no longer achieve an erection as a result. Also he rarely goes to the capital. He rules from his favorite estate "Stalingrad" about 300 miles from the capital. He spends probably 50-100 days per year in the capital.

ooc: Hmm...now I know what to do with those spare samples of HIV, Gonorhea, Clamidya, Genital Herpes, and Pubic lice laying around our various medical labs.

War Plans: For Use Against Communist Mississippi
1. Pick up a random Prostitute
2. Clean her up, and make her look respectable
3. Send her to CM's capital city
4. Watch the Premier corner the market on back scratchers...(not that he would be using them for his back)


Occ- The Premier has had syphilis over 50 times, gonorhea over 30 times, and a few others, but he was cured of all of them each time he got them. Sypihilis is a major problem in CM but nobody will address it or even allow discussion on it. (About 30% of CM males and 20% of women currently have syphilis and 50% of males and 30% of females have had it at least once)

Occ- Sorry, the premier was recently seriously injured and can no longer achieve an erection as a result. Also he rarely goes to the capital. He rules from his favorite estate "Stalingrad" about 300 miles from the capital. He spends probably 50-100 days per year in the capital.((OOC: One word: Viagra.
If that doesn't work, we could just build him a new winky. That is, provided his gonads aren't damaged.


*gives an old-fashoned shout-out to Hattia before laughing his ass off at Agrigento's war plans*
:D ))

((OOC: One word: Viagra.
If that doesn't work, we could just build him a new winky. That is, provided his gonads aren't damaged.


*gives an old-fashoned shout-out to Hattia before laughing his ass off at Agrigento's war plans*
:D ))


Occ- Viagra doesn't do anything when the main vein leading to the blood vessels that cause erection, has been severed!

"Sir, are you actually going to stay here? Doing so would be extremely dangerous. I suggest you either go to undergrounp Beta-Site, or to our colony in Wysteria."
"I will remain here James. I want to stay with Robert, and I want to stay alive. Please, let me be right now. I need to talk to Robert."
He typed up his response message.
"That invitation shounds amazing, I would love to float high above Neptune....

"Sir, are you actually going to stay here? Doing so would be extremely dangerous. I suggest you either go to undergrounp Beta-Site, or to our colony in Wysteria."
"I will remain here James. I want to stay with Robert, and I want to stay alive. Please, let me be right now. I need to talk to Robert."
He typed up his response message.
"That invitation shounds amazing, I would love to float high above Neptune....


A package was left for Jeffrey at the door of his main house. It was a dead pig's head, a card was in the box, the card read, "This is what you are, a faggot swine, and soon you will be minus one head! Get out while you can! Christian Martyrs Brigade!"

Outside Robert's main house, he walked outside to get a breath of fresh air and what he saw shocked him. There was a 30 foot tall flaming cross in his yard.

A note left under a brick near the cross read,

"Dear faggot pervert, The Westeran Saharan Realm of The Ku Klux Klan suggests that you leave town while you still can. Sincerely the Western Saharan Realm of the White Knights of Mississippi of the Ku Klux Klan."

OOC: Since these terrorists groups are operating out of your colonies, we can probably link them to you. I'd quit while I'm ahead, CM.

OOC: Since these terrorists groups are operating out of your colonies, we can probably link them to you. I'd quit while I'm ahead, CM.

Actually the UN only considers the CMB to be the terrorist group. Also there are only 50,000 whites in Western Sahara, they are spread out thin in the rural regions, we cannot keep tabs on them all. If a few bad apples are there, we can't stop it all. We try, God knows that the CMB has done nothing for the last few NS months because we've sealed the borders tight to keep the bulk of them inside CM territory. We don't want them to get out and hurt people, we really don't.

OOC: Since these terrorists groups are operating out of your colonies, we can probably link them to you. I'd quit while I'm ahead, CM.
ooc: Yes, and before some Sicilians teach you the proper way to Mail Intimidation.

http://www.mjc.utvinternet.com/trout.JPG

"Dear faggot pervert, The Westeran Saharan Realm of The Ku Klux Klan suggests that you leave town while you still can. Sincerely the Western Saharan Realm of the White Knights of Mississippi of the Ku Klux Klan."

OOC: my god he gave away that he was doing it in 3/4 simple worlds White Knights of Mississippi and how meny nations have the White Knights of Mississippi in them? lol you really sould have sead the white knights of TFU. anyway when did they KKK care about gay people, i was always told they hated (thats an understatement) anyone who was not white

IC:

we give our congrats to the leaders of both nations for finding happyness and offer surpport. we wish the long life and hope the live together for along time and grow old and fat (that basicly mean grow old and life well) and never give up no matter what


OOC: i would make the joke of a-p-ness but im not that low and i dont think it would be funny. Doujin i bet the empeors dughter would love to meet your empress rumers in the courts is that shes more into females then males

ooc: Yes, and before some Sicilians teach you the proper way to Mail Intimidation.

http://www.mjc.utvinternet.com/trout.JPG

Che lei progetta di me insegnare dell'intimidazione? Come lei lo farebbe?

OOC: my god he gave away that he was doing it in 3/4 simple worlds White Knights of Mississippi and how meny nations have the White Knights of Mississippi in them?






Occ
The White Knights of Mississippi have realms outside of Mississippi. Also they are not controlled of affiliated with the government of CM.

They have a realm in the following:

Ohio, Indiana, Kentucky, Tennessee, Western Sahara, Mississippian Egypt, Mississippian Libya, and Angola.


IC: Paul Stahlecker, foreign minister, believes this is all a hoax and they planted that cross there themselves to gain sympathy and distract the public from their sin. In his words, "Faggots, along with jews, and nig--rs, have a habit of staging crimes against themselves to gain sympathy and pity. It's all a game for most of them. Maybe somebody was just trying to use the WKM name to scare them, because I've never heard of the WKM doing stuff like that before."

ooc: Mio amico, non premi la vostra fortuna.

ooc: Mio amico, non premi la vostra fortuna.


Nessuno bisogno di prendere contrariato di niente.

Nessuno bisogno di prendere contrariato di niente.

Appena un consiglio.

The Evil Empire of Akaton has no position on these gay leaders. Normally we would hate them or support their enemies or something. However, our leader, Lord Draconis is semi-drunk at a party in another universe. Our vice president Count Yuri is also unavailable, as he is in the same underground bunker as Jangle Jangle Ridge's leader. He is fighting for his life against a horde of horrible insectoid monsters.

President Jeffrey was in a meeting when his security team leader called him. "Mr President, we have something you may want to see."
"Not now, I'm in a meeting."
"No sir, you really must see this."
As President Jeffrey walked into the security control center he saw a rather large box on a table. Next to his table the security team leader stood with a worried look. "Sir, here it is. You may want to read the card first."
Prsident Doyle did so and was in shock. He then looked into the box and staggred over from amazement. His stomache began to turn. "My God, they are serious about this. Send word to TAR, thank them for being here to protect us."

After going to his office, President Jeffrey thought what this would mean. His future was in grave danger. He sent a voicemail to President Robert. It explained all that happened that morning. It ended with "... maybe we should go into hiding with eachother."

OOC: anyone have any idea what CM and the other guy sead? i hate it when people speak in tounges

ooc: Hmm...now I know what to do with those spare samples of HIV, Gonorhea, Clamidya, Genital Herpes, and Pubic lice laying around our various medical labs.

War Plans: For Use Against Communist Mississippi
1. Pick up a random Prostitute
2. Clean her up, and make her look respectable
3. Send her to CM's capital city
4. Watch the Premier corner the market on back scratchers...(not that he would be using them for his back)
ic:




If you want to try your plan, you're welcome to try it.

OCC::


THis is all according to www.freetranslation.com they aer speaking Italian


CM: That she projects of me teach some intimidation? How would she do it?

Arg: My friend, not prizes your luck.

CM: No need of to take opposed of nothing.

Arg: Just an advice.


I think CM asked how to intimidate after Arg insulted the mail threats that CM sent. Arg then said no.. the rest really i cant make sense of it.

OOC: anyone have any idea what CM and the other guy sead? i hate it when people speak in tounges


We spoke in Italian!

We spoke in Italian!

Chenem sen anne sikter git!

No, that is not Italian, and no you won't find it on www.freetranslation.com

Chenem sen anne sikter git!

No, that is not Italian, and no you won't find it on www.freetranslation.com


Reminds me of Turkish...but I don't really recognize it, unless Sikter and Siktir are the same thing...

Occ
The White Knights of Mississippi have realms outside of Mississippi. Also they are not controlled of affiliated with the government of CM.

They have a realm in the following:

Ohio, Indiana, Kentucky, Tennessee, Western Sahara, Mississippian Egypt, Mississippian Libya, and Angola.

OOC: Yeah, in every Mississippian territory. Where the government turns a blind eye to their activities, and basically leaves them outside the law. I call that support.

I prefer to use www.worldlingo.net

OOC: Yeah, in every Mississippian territory. Where the government turns a blind eye to their activities, and basically leaves them outside the law. I call that support.

I prefer to use www.worldlingo.net


Occ- I think every single Governor-General is a WKM high officer.

Statement from the office of Damog Atenkruf, Fure Calere of the Dominion of Upper Cet Kola Ytovia:

Regarding the relationship between President Jeffrey of Liebermonk and President Robert of the Federal Union, we do wish for these two men to think about their duties toward their own countries and recognize the complications a romantic liason between two heads of state may cause. When one is a head of state, one's life can never truly be one's own.

(If anyone needs to know, the Ytovian government regards the homosexual nature of their relationhip to be unimportant.)

Occ- The Premier has had syphilis over 50 times, gonorhea over 30 times, and a few others, but he was cured of all of them each time he got them. Sypihilis is a major problem in CM but nobody will address it or even allow discussion on it. (About 30% of CM males and 20% of women currently have syphilis and 50% of males and 30% of females have had it at least once)

OOC: So... you cured yourself from syphilis 50 times? Amazing. Really. I'm sure you've cured genital herpes at least 15 times.

OOC: So... you cured yourself from syphilis 50 times? Amazing. Really. I'm sure you've cured genital herpes at least 15 times.


Occ- Antibiotics will cure up syphilis, usually. Resistance is growing though.

"Your Excellency, two national leaders have openly declared their same-sex relationship."

"Send them a gift basket, and tell them that if they need any help with a wedding, we've done it before."

Conversation between Foreign Minister Rongyi Bei and Premier Chiisu Suun regarding the aforementioned relationship (Premier Suun married his long-time bodyguard and confidante quite a while ago, making them Marimaia's first-ever same-sex First Couple).

The Leader of the Silver Seas, and Lordd of TheWhiteRose is of the Homosexual type also. He prides himself in this, Anyone wishing to join the SilverSeas region, dispatch a letter to TheWhiteRose for review.

-High Judicator
-TheWhiteRose

Chenem sen anne sikter git!

No, that is not Italian, and no you won't find it on www.freetranslation.com
was that pig latin? it kinda reminded me of it

IC:

*mutiply gift basket are sent to both leaders inside are expsensive bottles of wine, some of the nations most wanted items (the best chocoletes, fruits, Watches, fine suits, and more) all are sent with Armed guards to stop anyone tampering with them*

a package is sent to the CM leader with a note saying "might find them useful, better safe the sorry you fool its the 21st centry" inside is mutiply packs of condoms of all sizes and types

was that pig latin? it kinda reminded me of it

IC:

*mutiply gift basket are sent to both leaders inside are expsensive bottles of wine, some of the nations most wanted items (the best chocoletes, fruits, Watches, fine suits, and more) all are sent with Armed guards to stop anyone tampering with them*

a package is sent to the CM leader with a note saying "might find them useful, better safe the sorry you fool its the 21st centry" inside is mutiply packs of condoms of all sizes and types


Occ- Condoms are banned by CM law. As are all contraceptives. The word condom and contraceptive aren't even allowed to be spoken.

We condemn this act of homosexuality

To: The World
From: Mauiwowee

We (the "royal 'we' " and the majority of our populance) believe homosexual relationships/unions to be improper, unnatural and, in the case of most religious systems, evil/sinful/immoral.

That being said, so long as the relationship depicted in the press is not in violation of the laws of the two countries involved, then it is the duty of the world and its leaders to "butt out." If it does violate the national laws of either or both countries, then it is a matter of internal politics and law which they should sort out in their own fashion. We will vigoursly defend their right to be free of foreign interference in their dealings with this issue, no matter what anyone might say or do.

We may disagree with your sexual desires, but we will defend to the death your right to have them.

Geoffrey Dallmoar,
Director, Foreign Relations Committee,
by appointment to his Royal Majesty,
King 'Lude II