NationStates Jolt Archive

Cherry Ridge News Network Report-

"Heres your chance to own this solid gold throne imbedded with some of the finest diamonds in the world. Once owned by General DeVito, the overthrone leader of Cherry Ridge. After group of Catholic rebels led by the now ruler of Cherry Ridge, His Eminence Cardinal DeVito (the generals brother) it was confiscated. Now its YOUR chance to own this beautiful throne." the young seminarian said into the michrophone.
"Heres Cardinal DeVito"
"Nations of the world, heres your chance to own this beautiful throne. I led a band of rebels to retake the nation from my savage brother of mine. He was tried, convicted, and sentanced to life in prison for crimes against humanity. It is very painful to see this throne because it representents a period of pain for our nation. We considered melting it down and creating something new, but we will auction it a give the proceeds to the little sisters of the poor."

The starting bid is 10,000 bills (1 bill equals 1us dollar)

The sum of 10,000 bills is bid by the Emperor of Falastur

Hybalt Industries CEO Sanderson notices the auction in progress. It will go very well in my collection, he thought. "I bid 1 million bills for the throne!"

1 million and 1 by the Government of Dyelli Beybi.

The sum of 1.1 million bills is bid by the Emperor of Falastur

we have 1.1 million dollars anyone higher than 1.1 million dollars?

If you don't mind a futuretech nation bidding, I'll put two million on it.

ooc- Any type of nation can bid
ic- we have 2 million anyone higher than 2 million?

2.00002 million

The sum of 2.1 million bills is bid by the Emperor of Falastur.

2.1 million is our highest any thing higher than 2.1 million ?

The President thinks this will be good for the muesum of foreign nations, he bids 5 million bills

Oh cool, 10 Million!

15 million

15 million anything higher than that

20 million, I suppose, just for kicks.

20 million we have 20 million anyone want to bid higher

50 Million!

2 Billion

4 billion.

4 billion is our highest zanyone want to go higher than 50 million .
Remember solid gold imbedded with diamonds

The sum of 5 billion bills is bid by the Emperor of Falastur.

10 billion

999999999999999999999999999999 billion

999999999999999999999999999999 billion is our highest

I want that Bling Bling for my Akria,
OCC; lets ignore JacksAstoner

50 Billion

75 billion

ok we will ignore jacksastoner first post and he bids that much godmod.
50 million is our highest

OOC:75 billion is ur highest, i just posted there

75 billion is our highest

100 Billion

OOC: Were gonna be ehre all day
IC:
500 billion

we have 100 billion as our highest
the little sisters of the poor are gonna be happy

500 billion is our highest

OOC: STOP LOOKING OVER MY POST lol

thats is I WANT MY BLING BLING!
500 Billion

ooc to trekys- soory lol
ic- anymore bids

OOC: i just bidded that east lol

900 Billion

I have an corrupt country and I have stolen all my people's money and I bid 1 trillion dollars :sniper:

OOC:Ur making me do this lol
IC:
2 Trillion

I'll send over an entire harem?

OOC:Ignore kick

3 trillion

my kingdom will pay the highest price for it!!!! ;)

5 trillion

2 trillion is our highest

JackaStoner is a idiot who should be shot :sniper:

I just wonder in the throne is worth even the 20 million put up in the first place? It IS just gold. And diamonds. If you guys want, we could just synthesize an entire diamond throne for you.

woo hoo 9 trillion :mp5:

ooc- yes ignore kick
ic-3 trillion is our highest

I'll pay more than him.
I don't care what the price is.

OOC: I BID 5 Trillion DAMNIT

ooc- ignore jacksastoner and kick chuck
5 trillion is our highest

I'll give five dollars to the first person who DOESN'T bid on this.

Content with having done my part in making someone fabulously less wealthy, I'm withdrawing from the rest of the auction.

i dont bid

10 trillion.
I could replicate one for nothing but now I just want it so someone else can't get it.

I want my Bridge TO have some Bling Bling!

I'll give five dollars to the first person who DOESN'T bid on this.

*Points to above post*

That counts, right?

12 trillion

10 trillion is our highest

15 trillion. Don't really want it, but a bidding war is always good.

The president is saddened "Our highest bid was 12 trillion, so we withdraw not being able to bid any higher

no 12 isnt anymore 15 trillion is

I mean the first ACTIVELY non-bidding person :B

we don't want it any more.
I think SLiver is cooler now.

OOC: lol 12 trillion is all the money i got, and since 15 was bid, i'm out

we don't want it any more.
I think SLiver is cooler now.

lol bladmasters entered not really wanting it and got it for 15 trillion

16 trillion... AND a harem!

16 trillion going once going twice
i think silvers cooler too thats whay i was auctioning away a gold with diamonds.
MY thrown is Silver imbedded with rubys

oh screw that. Gold is good to 18 trillion

anyone higher than 16 trillion

scratch that anyone higher than 18 trillion

19 trillion!

You are so going down. 25 Trillion!

anyone higher than 19 trillion

26 trillion...

anyone higher than 26 trillion

Come on! Too pricey for yah? Can't take the heat?

30 Trillion

Good to know you're easy to goad. :D
You're paying 30 trillion USD for a big lump of gold. Wow.

You are so going down. 25 Trillion!
East i hate to break it to u, but um.....
East Coast Federation Gross Domestic Product

Population: 1,572,000,000
Civil Rights: Superb
Economy: Powerhouse
GDP per Capita: $25,000
GDP: $39,300,000,000,000
National Budget: $18,343,353,600,000

East i hate to break it to u, but um.....
East Coast Federation Gross Domestic Product

Population: 1,572,000,000
Civil Rights: Superb
Economy: Powerhouse
GDP per Capita: $25,000
GDP: $39,300,000,000,000
National Budget: $18,343,353,600,000

He stockpiled :D

lol it's only for fun lighten up!

30 trillion anything higher than that cmon i know someone has 35 trillion somewhere

*Eyes up the auction, knowing whichever country wins will be so stonely broke that I will be able to buy it*

$39,300,000,000,000

LOL

Im giving it all to the Little Sisters of the Poor

*Eyes up the auction, knowing whichever country wins will be so stonely broke that I will be able to buy it*
Isn't it hilarious? I goaded ECF up 10 trillion USD with two posts. Amazing.

I withdralw,

stupid chair the damm thing isn't even padded

$39,300,000,000,000 is our highest

Im giving it all to the Little Sisters of the Poor

Nah. Everyone knows they fake it. Just buy a huge military and invade someone, take the land. Good stuff.

ONE JAZILLION bills!!!!!!! (sir, that's not a real number.)

Ok, One googolplex bills! That's more than the number of protons in the known universe! Beat that! :p

i am ignoreing Super Me for this auction -GOD MOD
Jangle Jangle Ridge it looks like you win. How much money did you bid powire me the money and ill send you the stupid chair

Maybe I'll just have a StarShip Beam it up, jk

I don't want it anymore

i am ignoreing Super Me for this auction -GOD MOD
Jangle Jangle Ridge it looks like you win. How much money did you bid powire me the money and ill send you the stupid chair

ECF had the last bid :D
Not me. I'm not THAT stupid.

yes you are(jk lol)
we withdrawl our bid and will be dammed if we want that thing.

2 googleplex
:sniper:

ill contact the winner by tg tomorrow

yes you are(jk lol)
we withdrawl our bid and will be dammed if we want that thing.
Too late. You had two bids in a row. Anyway, it's too late, the entire thing is over. You bid last, it ended. You can't back off now. I never wanted it. I made that clear after you bid 30 trillion.

I call it GunBoat Diplomacy!

I call it GunBoat Diplomacy!
I call it my "Kill you much-much" plan!(IE, Verizon commercial)

President: I'm not buying that stupid chair,
FOrgive the Captain He was quite drunk.

President: I'm not buying that stupid chair,
FOrgive the Captain He was quite drunk.
Oh well. You bid for it, you buy it. Sucks for you. And for the next item, we have a nice pottery IGNORE Oddjob hat for sale. Starting at 100 USD...

No Chance in hell.

The ECF Formally refuses this bid,
Besides it;s not padded and We already blew all of our money.

The ECF Formally refuses this bid,
Besides it;s not padded and We already blew all of our money.
That's ok. We'll pad it for you. We have great metal-workers in JJR.

*opens secert ECF ROOM*
Window Says: In case of stupid idiot spending 40 Trillion Dollars On Useless Crap Please Break Glass * Breaks Glass,1 million dollar bills start pouring out*
WHOO HOO!
I'd like leather please with some back massagers if you would be so kind ;)

*opens secert ECF ROOM*
Window Says: In case of stupid idiot spending 40 Trillion Dollars On Useless Crap Please Break Glass * Breaks Glass,1 million dollar bills start pouring out*
WHOO HOO!
I'd like leather please with some back massagers if you would be so kind ;)
*throws Ignore Oddjob hat at box, the money is sucked back in and the box dissapears*
Come on, only 100 USD as a starting bid! *catches hat*

To bad I;m in a secert underground thingy where you can't get into ( I really don't want you to mess this up)

Money wired to Cherry Ridge.

To bad I;m in a secert underground thingy where you can't get into ( I really don't want you to mess this up)

Money wired to Cherry Ridge.
*notes that the Ignore Oddjob hat is idiot-seeking*

* Marine Loads Ignore Cannon And Fires*

* Marine Loads Ignore Cannon And Fires*
Ok... you're the one with 40 trillion that magically appears. You bid, you pay. Unless you wish for me to attack you in your present, crippled state, I'd shut up and be slightly respectful.

If We Dip Into our Researvs we can come up with 29 Trillion. We won't have any researvs but whatever.
Then we can cut some servies and pay the rest.
No Problem.

OCC: This is between me and the seller you really don't have any business here.
So with all due respect. ShutUp.
I'll pay him

If We Dip Into our Researvs we can come up with 29 Trillion. We won't have any researvs but whatever.
Then we can cut some servies and pay the rest.
No Problem.

OCC: This is between me and the seller you really don't have any business here.
So with all do respect. ShutUp.
I'll pay him
OOC: I don't respect people who can spell "due" wrong.

OCC: I don't care,