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Tiddly Winks has been outlawed in Markacia due to its negative effects on children. The Education authority of the government believes tiddly Winks encourages children that they(the small tiddly wink) need to be helped into the pot(business world) by a bigger tiddly winks(Big Business) push.

A meeting between Business and Education departement of the Markacian Government found this indirect education to be harmful to the future of Markacias Economy.

"We want our children to believe and understand that they can stand on their own to feet and be a success in the business world" commented Sheila Scraggs of Markacia Education Authority.

Sales of all 150,000,000 tiddly wink games in Markacia will go on sale at £5 each.

Anyone found playing tiddly winks or selling the game will be liable for prosecution.

We'll buy the lot of 'em, and a license to make more. We like this message.
Consider the money wired.

Dawn Kradii
Secretary to the CEO

We'll buy the lot of 'em, and a license to make more. We like this message.
Consider the money wired.

Dawn Kradii
Secretary to the CEO


THe Markacian government regrets to inform you that 75,000,000 boxes of Tiddly winks have fallen into the hands of insurgents who say they will only sell each box for £5000 each. The Markacian government cannot allow you to trade with these people as we fear the monies raised will be used to try and over throw the government due to the ban. We feel strongly that this ban should stay to protect the future of our children and their economy and therefore ask if your Government would be willing to attack these insurgents with minimal force and take these games of them free of charge.

Killing people for a video game? No thanks, we'll make a cheap knockoff of your game with capitalist undertones.

Dawn Kradii
Secretary of the CEO

We thank you for your consideration and understand your reluctance to accept. We have been urged by Economic experts to send you all 150,000,000 tiddly wink games to you free if you take out the insurgents.