NationStates Jolt Archive

Hello my dear citizens and leaders of the world.
I listen to that your armies are very sad because you don't give girls for they enjoy and make sex, sex and sex.
So my nation will rent for your soldiers, generals and leader some girls.
The girls are 18-35 years old.
We don't have children, we are against this types of sex...

Hello my dear citizens and leaders of the world.
I listen to that some of you wants men to your armies.
So i have an idea:

I will sell for you men for your army.

The Price's Menu:

Each 1 Hour - 500 dolars
Each 1 Day - 10,000 dolars
Each 1 Month - 500,000 dolars




What you want?

Deal?

*shakes head and pulls Broche's mind out of the gutter.*

*shakes head and pulls Broche's mind out of the gutter.*

At least give the guy points for originality. I had yet to find a whorehouse storefront.

[It has to be said about this storefront:

Pics!

Okay, seriously, ignore that.]
Now, officalspeak:


Doomduckistan condemns this horrible violation of civil rights. We feel that such a buisiness is immoral and should be shut down immediately.

Unless, of course, they get paid and do it willingly, wherein we have no business intruding.

OOC Chuckle.

IC: The majority of the Veritasean Armed Forces are sailors and, as we all know, sailors have never had trouble relieving their sexual tensions. Thank you for your offer though.

While we here at Markacia are very against this type of business. We feel it is our moral duty to supply this area of Broche et Minetes industry with 2,000,000 boxes of condoms and 2,000,000 leaflettes of information on safe sex and the dangers of unprotected sex.

Our Health Departement urges Broche et Minetes to find a different industry to meet demands for as this could be very damaging not only for its own but other nations population.

While we here at Markacia are very against this type of business. We feel it is our moral duty to supply this area of Broche et Minetes industry with 2,000,000 boxes of condoms and 2,000,000 leaflettes of information on safe sex and the dangers of unprotected sex.

Our Health Departement urges Broche et Minetes to find a different industry to meet demands for as this could be very damaging not only for its own but other nations population.

There you go again, ruining a beautiful thing with your new age propaganda.

Markacia, get the hell out of this thread. You too DD. You people are ruining a good thread.

President Mooty would like to request the delivery of two women early tomorrow. We also ask that they be older than 21. We will pay for one month of their company. Our cost comes out to 1 Million USD, money will be wired on arrival of ladies.

The Federation of Ravenclaws has already legalised prostitution in licensed brothels, and some of these establishments have contracts with our military.

There you go again, ruining a beautiful thing with your new age propaganda.


Prime Minister of Markacia:"Mr Speaker of Generic Empire. By those last comments can I take it that you will have no qualms in taking Broche et minete up on their offer without our Governments kind donation? I do believe if all goes wrong that is the only part of the body they cannot transplant."

Hello my dear citizens and leaders of the world.
I listen to that your armies are very sad because you don't give girls for they enjoy and make sex, sex and sex.
So my nation will rent for your soldiers, generals and leader some girls.
The girls are 18-35 years old.
We don't have children, we are against this types of sex...

Hello my dear citizens and leaders of the world.
I listen to that some of you wants men to your armies.
So i have an idea:

I will sell for you men for your army.

The Price's Menu:

Each 1 Hour - 500 dolars
Each 1 Day - 10,000 dolars
Each 1 Month - 500,000 dolars




What you want?

Deal?



Governor-General Juan Carlos de Rivera of Mississippian Libya is secretly requesting 1,000,000 women (all must be white) be sent to Mississippian Libya, he feels the stock of colonists needs to be replenished and more children need to be produced. (In the recent IG Virus outbreak 3 million whites dies and then the brief civil war killed about 400,000) He does not have authorization from the Imperial Government in Mississippi so he wants to keep this hush hush. He's not too concerned with whether they're working voluntarily or not, he just wants them compliant so they'll help breed more colonists to rule Mississippian Libya. He plans to inform those to receive a woman that these are "Mail-order brides", because probably 90% or more of Mississippians and colonists would object to this sort of thing. Note that this will be a permanent sale.

Prime Minister of Markacia:"Mr Speaker of Generic Empire. By those last comments can I take it that you will have no qualms in taking Broche et minete up on their offer without our Governments kind donation? I do believe if all goes wrong that is the only part of the body they cannot transplant."

You underestimate the marvels of modern medical technology, Mr. Prime minister.

You underestimate the marvels of modern medical technology, Mr. Prime minister.

I admire your bravery Mr speaker. The bravery to go through a manhood transplant. You Sir should be fighting on the front line. You are Rambo. You are Schwarznegger. You are Alexander. A man that can and would choose to go through that transplant need to be put on the world pedastool. May Jesus call you Messiah.

Such depravity.

I consider myself a gambler, Prime minister. I also consider myself lucky. I will take the chance that these girls are clean. Unfortunately, you do not share my taste for the thrill, and would rather reside behind your rubber walls, than leave their security and taste true satisfaction.

Callisdrun has no need of this somewhat twisted idea. Our armies are "coed" and many men and women meet their future spouses in the armed forces. Pah

GO GE, GO GE, GO GE!! Hahahaha!!

A gente não tem um grande militar, nem presisamos nesse epoca da paz, mas é bem possivel que ainda queremos as suas gorotas...

Secret: Are you going to deliver the women we seek?

Hello my dear citizens and leaders of the world.
I listen to that your armies are very sad because you don't give girls for they enjoy and make sex, sex and sex.
So my nation will rent for your soldiers, generals and leader some girls.
The girls are 18-35 years old.
We don't have children, we are against this types of sex...

Hello my dear citizens and leaders of the world.
I listen to that some of you wants men to your armies.
So i have an idea:

I will sell for you men for your army.

The Price's Menu:

Each 1 Hour - 500 dolars
Each 1 Day - 10,000 dolars
Each 1 Month - 500,000 dolars

What you want?

Deal?

Discounts available for long term contracts?

I might have a market available.

Governor-General Juan Carlos de Rivera of Mississippian Libya is secretly requesting 1,000,000 women (all must be white) be sent to Mississippian Libya, he feels the stock of colonists needs to be replenished and more children need to be produced. (In the recent IG Virus outbreak 3 million whites dies and then the brief civil war killed about 400,000) He does not have authorization from the Imperial Government in Mississippi so he wants to keep this hush hush. He's not too concerned with whether they're working voluntarily or not, he just wants them compliant so they'll help breed more colonists to rule Mississippian Libya. He plans to inform those to receive a woman that these are "Mail-order brides", because probably 90% or more of Mississippians and colonists would object to this sort of thing. Note that this will be a permanent sale.

Each month will be 500,000,000,000 american dolars

Deal?

How many months you need this girls?

Discounts available for long term contracts?

I might have a market available.

Yes

There you go again, ruining a beautiful thing with your new age propaganda.


RIGHT WING ALERT!

Each month will be 500,000,000,000 american dolars

Deal?

How many months you need this girls?


We want to buy them, permanently. We need colonists, not whores. We need people who are willing to stay and marry soldiers and farmers etc. We'll give you 500 billion to sell them to us forever, deal?

RIGHT WING ALERT!


It was a satirical joke, my friend, but yes, your alert was justified.

Hello my dear citizens and leaders of the world.
I listen to that your armies are very sad because you don't give girls for they enjoy and make sex, sex and sex.
So my nation will rent for your soldiers, generals and leader some girls.
The girls are 18-35 years old.
We don't have children, we are against this types of sex...

Hello my dear citizens and leaders of the world.
I listen to that some of you wants men to your armies.
So i have an idea:

I will sell for you men for your army.

The Price's Menu:

Each 1 Hour - 500 dolars
Each 1 Day - 10,000 dolars
Each 1 Month - 500,000 dolars




What you want?

Deal?


In the name of Allah we will attack your storefront of evil.

We want to buy them, permanently. We need colonists, not whores. We need people who are willing to stay and marry soldiers and farmers etc. We'll give you 500 billion to sell them to us forever, deal?

You will buy prostitues to colonise ... you are sick... in the name of allah we will destroy your society.

Hattia condemns the act of selling a human being to another.

Anyway, Our military is coed, so soldiers can get their urges relieved rather easily.

It was a satirical joke, my friend, but yes, your alert was justified.

Sorry, perhaps this will CLEAR THE AIR

http://coo.let.rug.nl/magazijn/images/portretten/wieland_gutenberg.jpg

In the name of Allah we will attack your storefront of evil.

Everywhere I go this guy pops up. Therefore, I am declaring thou, thy nation of Karzikistan, a permanemt N00b, and from this point on, thou shalt be ignored till thou's death.

Thanketh thou for playing, I hopeth thou has a good night.

Oooh argh, it will keep the sailors away from homosexuality during those long nights at sea...for about 5 minutes.

In the name of Allah we will attack your storefront of evil.

When did sex become evil? And isn't there something about virgins after death somewhere? What do you do with them, look at them? Play pinochle?

Hattia condemns the act of selling a human being to another.

Anyway, Our military is coed, so soldiers can get their urges relieved rather easily.

Three cheers for co-ed militaries!

Who needs these, when you've got slaves?

Who needs these, when you've got slaves?

You selling?

You know that we all have different currencies right?? But either way Ill take 36,000 18 year olds. Now what to get for my men?? hmmm, eh they can use eachother as booty calls.

OOC Chuckle.

IC: The majority of the Veritasean Armed Forces are sailors and, as we all know, sailors have never had trouble relieving their sexual tensions. Thank you for your offer though.


hahaa, Thats what Cabin Boys are for. Hahahaaa\

No seriously, back in the days that was the truth. For women were not allowed to step foot on a boat, and the men were out at sea for months and even years.

Our armed forces are not only co-ed, but prostitution is a legalised, federally regulated industry, so we'd more likly be compitition than clients.

*communique from headquarters Akhmet Human Rights Council to Broche et Minete leadership*

Semerkhet IV must officially condemn this gross breach of human rights.The sale of human beings into that particular life is a sickening, twisted action. The High king would like to state that we are willing to carry out covert operations in order to free at least some of these enslaved people.


:sniper:
:mp5:

hahaa, Thats what Cabin Boys are for. Hahahaaa\

No seriously, back in the days that was the truth. For women were not allowed to step foot on a boat, and the men were out at sea for months and even years.

Women were allowed on a boat (sometimes they needed to travel), but I believe it was regarded as unlucky...

Cap'n Salty: Ohh argh, Cap'n Salty forgot about Roger his faithful Cabin boy. Seaman Stains, ready the cabin!

As a member of the United Nations -- and a country with a remote sense of morality -- we can only condemn this act. However, we applaud Markacia for their humanitarian gesture. If our small number of soldiers wish to 'relieve themselves', they can find partners on their own.

And on an OOC note, we can only laugh at this statement:

Oooh argh, it will keep the sailors away from homosexuality during those long nights at sea...for about 5 minutes.

:D

Harharharharhar

This is an excellent initiative. You will make more money from this than selling raw terranium... and more people happy. If only human women weren't so frail, or completely incompatible, we would help your business by hiring some.

We...umm...*cough*...umm...Err.

Nevermind!

*run off*

In the name of allah we will destroy your society.

Is there anything that you dont find repulsive and want to destroy?

*shakes head and mutters about n00bs*

We thank you for the kind offer but soldiers of both genders are a feature of our army and also we allow them access to women of the night on a regular basis.

are these women good religious women?


[...also we allow them access to women of the night on a regular basis.

so where does that leave the heterosexual women and the gay guys that fight for you then?]

You selling?
Trading and selling, what do you want?

Are you going to agree with my deal?

Our armed forces are not only co-ed, but prostitution is a legalised, federally regulated industry, so we'd more likly be compitition than clients.

How many?

We want to buy them, permanently. We need colonists, not whores. We need people who are willing to stay and marry soldiers and farmers etc. We'll give you 500 billion to sell them to us forever, deal?


500,000,000,000,000 USD

Deal?

We have revieved your offer carefully and we don't see need for that.
Our military never had that sort of problems.
Our soldiers use the enemy women for that purpose in war.
Now don't get me wrong i don't support that, but they can do whatever they want as long as they obey the orders.

I'm going to pretend I never clicked on this thread.

500,000,000,000,000 USD

Deal?


Sorry, I cannot do this now, financial troubles. :(

The High Priestess of Saepes Ardentes fully approves and supports your rather unusual business offer but responds that, at this time, our nation's disproportionately high male population is much appreciated and beloved and we have no wish to infiltrate the currently contented military with outside females of dubious religious preference. However, we are always looking to increase the Priestess's private "security" force and thus the offer of attractive and relatively young, virile males would be contemplated with interest. -THT External Affairs Branch

500,000,000,000,000 USD

Deal?


He could buy a whole new country for that...

I might consider this....but for now I'm still pretending I did't click it.

Having considered this proposition, The Holy Empire of Gunthor has decided to refuse this offer, as we are skeptical towards the sincerity of the intentions proposed in this offer. We would also like to bring to the attention of the other nations who may be comtemplating this seemingly generous offer, that it is unknown whether or not these women have any sort of Sexually Transmitted Infections (STI's), and if it is truly the intent of The Ruler of Broche de Minete to provide our armies with pleasure (as well as making a profit), or if it is in fact simply to inhibit our national defenses so as to invade in an easier manner, whilst still earning money.

Sincerely,

Johnathon Harthaw
Royal Treasurer of The Holy Empire of Gunthor

How much would it be for a year?