NationStates Jolt Archive


Post-Apocalyptic Economy Booming say Analysts

HP-Sauce
04-08-2004, 16:49
Economic analysts have recently revealed that in the aftermath of the nuclear apocalypse that left over a billion dead, the economy of HPSauce is actually on the up. This has surprised many of the locals who have been subsisting on radioactive zombie meat for the past week. The analysts cite the increase of the "salvaging-the-ruins-of-obliterated-cities" and "zombie-farming" industries as the main contributors in this recovery. Indeed they believe the economy has recovered sufficiently for the entirety of any evidence that may have existed for the nuclear catastrophe to be utterly destroyed, giving the nation a fresh start. The De-Facto Government agreed that these measures should be taken, to restore faith in local administrative bodies.

In other news, random ninja attacks are once again...