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Occ- I promised you all earlier he'd get indicted, remember the poll "should he be indicted". Well I finally got around to doing this.

Occ- If you think you have a witness against the premier, mention it. This is Invite Only, request to get into this via TG and I'll see what I can do.



Chief Prosecutor Edgar Booth was sitting in his office; he had just heard the good news. Premier Fabus had been indicted. He hated premier Fabus and wanted to cause him as much trouble as possible.


The major charges against the Premier:

1) Embezzling approximately 4 trillion dollars from the national treasury between December 1984- present.

2) Using his political position to grant himself monopolies to earn over 6 trillion dollars between December 1984- present.

3) Providing WMDs to organized crime organizations.

4) Enacting laws such as prohibition with the specific intent of creating a black market for the product and himself receiving a portion of the profits.

5) Using the Republican Guard to crush protests and domestic opposition. (Over 500 counts)

6) Using Private Mercenary Armies to fight "proxy wars"

7) General abuse of power in regards to using the army to fight wars for personal reasons rather than reasons of national interest.

8) Gross and disgusting treatment of Libyan Colonists in the incident of using their nation to store deadly biological agents.

9) Accepting bribes from organized crime. (Over 100 counts)

10) Soliciting bribes from organized crime. (Over 50 counts)

11) Providing military weaponry to organized crime. (Over 15 counts)

12) Providing police protection to organized crime. (Over 100 counts)

13) Misuse of pardons in regards to the pardoning of organized crime figures. (Over 8 counts)

14) Providing intelligence dossiers to organized crime. (Over 200 counts)

15) Allowing a mob war to rage nearly out of control for two weeks in Southern Mississippi.

16) Allowing generals and high party officials to amass enormous fortunes by establishing ruthless monopolies and/or oligopolies in various industries. (Over 30 counts)

17) Misuse of position for personal gain. (Over 200 counts)

18) Tax Evasion. (Over 60 counts)

19) Accepting sexual favors in exchange for diplomatic consideration. (Over 50 counts)

20) Contracting organized crime to murder opponent. (Over 500 counts)

21) Allowing vigilantes to run amuck in Mississippi and to lynch and murder any who oppose them. (Over 200 counts)

22) Using chemical weapons to crush civil unrest. (2 counts)


Occ- Those are just the charges that come to mind.



The judge read the indictment and declared, "You sir are more corrupt and despicable than... Well you top them all!"

Premier Fabus was wheeled into the courtroom in a wheelchair, completely bandaged up and looking very old and sickly. When asked how he answered the charges, a servant replied, "He is unable to speak because of the extent of his injuries, but he would like to say, "Not guilty on all counts".

Women sitting in the courtroom broke into tears when they saw the condition he was in. One was asked what she thought of the indictment, she said, "How dare they harm such a sweet nice man, and look at the condition he is in, he doesn't need any added stress."

The streets of all major cities were lined with people holding up signs reading, "Not Guilty", "Perversion of Justice", "Activist Judges Should Hang!", "We Love Premier Fabus", and "Get Well Soon Premier Fabus". One sign read, "Honk If You Support Premier Fabus", the street noise was drowned out by honking horns.

Private security guards have been hired to defend the homes of the prosecutors and the judge after they received tens of thousands of death threats from Fabus supporters.

Premier Fabus was wheeled out of court and helped into the back on a limousine by SRG members. As he was being wheeled out, we asked him "Premier, are you guilty?", he let out a weak moan and managed to barely choke out the word "No", citizens standing nearby broke into tears after seeing him in such a bad condition.

Jury selection will begin shortly. The defense has successfully achieved a change of venue to Neshoba County (The Premier's home county). He is currently suggesting the jury be drawn specifically from Philadelphia (The Premier's hometown, and also where the Special Republican Guard Division is drawn from) If the jury is drawn from Neshoba County there is a 25% that some of the jurors will be members of the Special Republican Guard.
There is an almost 100% that at least 6 of the jurors will be members of the SRG or family members of an SRG member if the jury is drawn from Philadelphia.

A recent survey conducted in Mississippi amongst 100 million adults both male and female of all ages revealed:


98% of those surveyed believed that Premier Fabus is innocent and this is just a vast seditionist conspiracy against him.

2% of those surveyed believe he is guilty.



Asked whether a guilty verdict would affect their opinion of Premier Fabus.

92% replied with "No, I will view him positively no matter what"

2% replied, "I can't hate him any more than I already do."

6% replied, "Well if he really is guilty, it might affect my opinion of him."

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You remember my brief invasion of Tennessee, correct? Well, I would like some Yerffej Colonial Soldiers to testafy (sp?) on the poor condition of the people there, which was caused by the invasion and subsequent poor ruling of Fabus over Tennesseans. Not to mention the huge forced movement of Eastern Tennesseans to Labor Camps, which came as a result of the Yerffej invasion intended to stunt Mississippi's colonial growth.

You remember my brief invasion of Tennessee, correct? Well, I would like some Yerffej Colonial Soldiers to testafy (sp?) on the poor condition of the people there, which was caused by the invasion and subsequent poor ruling of Fabus over Tennesseans. Not to mention the huge forced movement of Eastern Tennesseans to Labor Camps, which came as a result of the Yerffej invasion intended to stunt Mississippi's colonial growth.


He isn't being charged with any of that. We also maintain that Tennessee is doing damn fine and is better because of CM occupation.

He isn't being charged with any of that. We also maintain that Tennessee is doing damn fine and is better because of CM occupation.
Whatever dude. Good to see that he's so benevolent of a leader *rollseyes*

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Any witnesses or such who think they have relevant information?

The Judge and Chief Prosecutor have decided to allow Yerffej to send the witnesses to testify to help paint Fabus as cruel and uncaring.

Hopefully it will be similar to the Rodney King trial, in that mass destruction of its own nation ensues.

Jury selection has been completed.

All 12 of the jurors are White Christian males who are upstanding citizens in their communities.

Jurors

1) Andrew Marsden (19) Spent 6 years in the Fabus Youth before entering into the Special Republican Guard. Currently holds the rank of PFC in an armored unit. Known WKM member. Born in Mississippi (Neshoba County)

2) Victor Diaz (24) Spent 4 years in the reserves, currently a chemical engineer for Schacht Chemicals Inc. Known WKM member. Born in Spain.

3) Daniel Griffin (62) Supported the right-wing revolutionary government since the first day of the civil war. Retired due to injuries sustained while coal mining. Publicly boasts of being a WKM member. Born in Mississippi (Neshoba County)

4) Jack Thompson (81) Retired right-wing activist who now writes books and articles for the movement. He is too old to move about much, but he insists on helping the right-wing movement as much as he can. He actually fought in the 1984 civil war. He was a sniper. Publicly boasts of being a WKM member. Born in Missisippi (Neshoba County)

5) Vladimir Cherenko (42) Extreme right-wing Russian, led a paramilitary group against chechens. Moved to Mississippi after he was indicted by the hague for war crimes. Suspected WKM member. Born in Russia.

6) George Tarleton (38) Nationally known extreme right-wing radio talk show host. Often states, "The problem with Africa is that it's full of Africans! Wipe the savages out and problem solved!" Suspected WKM member. Born in Mississippi (Neshoba County)

7) Johnny Nast (34) Manager of the Neshoba County branch of Triple K Trucking firm. Known WKM member. Born in Mississippi (Jackson City)

8) David Nilus (36) Commercial pilot for the Triple K Airlines. Known WKM member. Born in Mississippi (Curtis City, on the Gulf Coast)

9) Roger Thaller (39) Truck driver for Triple K Trucking firm. No relation to the General Thaller. Known WKM member. Born in Mississippi (Neshoba County)

10) Charlie Miller (32) Special Republican Guardsman. Has several brothers. Known WKM member. Born in Mississippi (Neshoba County)

11) Harold Miller (30) Special Republican Guardsman. Has several brothers. Known WKM member. Born in Mississippi (Neshoba County)

12) Greg Miller (28) Special Republican Guardsman. Has several brothers. Known WKM member. Born in Mississippi (Neshoba County)

This jury is patently designed to find that butchering thief innocent. Nonetheless, if this raises awareness in even a few more people it will have done some good.

The opening arguments begin shortly.

Chief Prosecutor Edgar Booth has asked that the judge already declare a mistrial due to "A clear and blatant bias in the jury selection process." The defense used all their preemptory challenges to strike out anybody who was 1) Possibly leftist. 2) Questionable loyalty. 3) Not a male.


The foreman of the jury George Tarleton said this when the prosecution motioned for a mistrial.

(Tarleton) "How about I mistrial a truck bomb right into your house you asshole!"

(Prosecutor Booth) "How dare you threaten me, do you know that's a crime, you could be tossed in jail!"

(Griffin) "How about we toss you into a bath of acid!"

(Judge) "Now that's enough from all of you or I'll hold you all in contempt."

(Judge) "Now I am seriously considering declaring a mistrial."

One of the jury runs his finger across his neck and makes a slicing sound.

Another one moves his hands together and then slowly moves them apart making an exploding sound.

(Judge) (Sweating, grabbing his collar, getting nervous) "But then again, what's wrong with the jury we have already... Hhahah... Let's just move along."

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Opening arguments began:


The Chief prosecutor rose to speak. The jurors all spun around in their chairs and faced the wall, they refused to acknowledge the man or what he was saying.

"Seldom will one find the leader of a nation on trial for such hideous and numerous crimes. But this man here before you today is such a murderer that he puts Joseph Stalin to shame! He is such a crook, he has looted more money from his own nation than 100 of the poorest nations in the world combined will ever make in 10 years. He has looted more money than Saddam Hussein. Amongst his personal friends he used to count were numerous right-wing militants, dictators, and organized crime figures. It is estimated that he has looted 1% of the national taxes every year for the past 20 years. And I intend to prove using his own financial records, that it is true!"


The Chief counsel for the defense rose and started to speak. The jurors all spun back around in the chairs to give this man their full undivided attention.

"Premier Fabus lifted this nation up, he lifted our people up. We were nothing without Premier Fabus. The jew was taking our guns, the jew was allowing the dark races to run wild in Mississippi and ravage are women. And there is evidence that the jews were even planning a massive genocide against Christians and that they planned to use our blood to make their matzo! If you listen to the jew-lover who just spoke before I did (Looks at the prosecutor) and you convict our beloved Premier, you'll be doing exactly what the jew wants you to. Do you want to sign this country, this empire, your women! your childern! do you want to sign them over to another dictatorship run by jews and enforced by black thugs! You must find the Premier not guilty! HAIL FABUS!"

The jury rose from their seats and began to clap loudly, they screamed. "Hail Fabus!", one even fired a pistol into the ceiling. The judge had to tell him that "guns are not meant to be fired in courtrooms and come to think of it, you shouldn't even have that in here."

The Shah of Parthia finds this indictment to be a conspiracy against a great man. We recognize Fabus as Emperor and any harming of an allied Emperor means an attack on Parthia.

The chief prosecutor stood and said to the judge, "Your honor, I motion for a directed verdict, this jury is patently biased and so they cannot be expected to do anything other than issue a non-guilty decision."

The defense rose and said, "Your honor, this man is just an idiot, you cannot request a directed verdict so early in the case."


The prosecution started to speak again, but somebody in the jury racked the slide back on a pistol and the sound echoed throughout the courtroom and the prosecutor just sat back down.


The trial would continue shortly.

THe jury is biased, and is threatening the life of the procecution and the judge. They should all be arrested immediately.

THe jury is biased, and is threatening the life of the procecution and the judge. They should all be arrested immediately.



OOC- And find a new jury? Okay, we'll draw a new jury from the klan chapter two towns over to see if the change of venue idea works. JK, the jury is fine.

The prosecution was asked to call their first witness, they really had no witnesses though and they just started to stall for time. They asked for a 24 hour recess to attempt to find some witnesses. They were granted it.

Oh for heaven's sake, just shoot the bastard!

- M. Jones

Perhaps you should do a special operations mission, DPUO, it would do us all a favour getting rid of Fabus...

Attorneys for Curtis Fabus have filed motions that the case against him be dismissed and the charges dropped due to, "A patent lack of witnesses, evidence, and the fact that overall, this is a waste of time that can better be spent elsewhere."

Curtis Fabus and his attorneys have filed lawsuits against the prosecution and the judge alleging, "Slander, Libel, economic hardships, defamation of character, and numerous other charges."

Perhaps you should do a special operations mission, DPUO, it would do us all a favour getting rid of Fabus...


Perhaps you should realize that getting into Mississippi is about as easy for camel to pass through the eye of a needle.

There are over 3 million police/border guards along the Mississippian borders, every inch of border is covered by walls, bunkers, minefield in front of the wall, and other obstacles. There are over 50,000 Stationary SAM batteries in Mississippi, along with other defenses. Insertion of any unauthorized personnel into Mississippi is a mathematical impossibility. Also the Premier is guarded on an estate surrounded by 20 miles of land he owns that is all patrolled by the 18,000+ members of the Special Republican Guard Division.

Oh there are ways. We could always just nuke you. That'd dot it pretty thoroughly. :)

And incidentally, that military spending would bankrupt you. Even if you borrowed 20 trillion dollars, it'd bankrupt you. Spectacularly.

Oh there are ways. We could always just nuke you. That'd dot it pretty thoroughly. :)

And incidentally, that military spending would bankrupt you. Even if you borrowed 20 trillion dollars, it'd bankrupt you. Spectacularly.



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The SAM sites and bunkers were built over an 18-20 year period!

We used forced labor for most of the work, under close supervision of engineers and soldiers to assure quality was good.

OOC: So, CM, do you have any port cities?

edit: if he uses so many SAM sites, someone should start launching screamers over his borders on a regular basis. No one can continuously supply so many SAM sites forever.

Axis Nova

OOC: So, CM, do you have any port cities?

Axis Nova


OOC- For the last time! YES! We are freaking Mississippi! Not Kansas!

OOC- Also there is Fabus Island, about 25-30 miles off the coast of Mississippi. It is a manmade island approximately 20 miles wide by 30 miles long. A large portion of our Home Fleet is stationed here at well-protected naval bases.

Perhaps you should realize that getting into Mississippi is about as easy for camel to pass through the eye of a needle.

There are over 3 million police/border guards along the Mississippian borders, every inch of border is covered by walls, bunkers, minefield in front of the wall, and other obstacles. There are over 50,000 Stationary SAM batteries in Mississippi, along with other defenses. Insertion of any unauthorized personnel into Mississippi is a mathematical impossibility. Also the Premier is guarded on an estate surrounded by 20 miles of land he owns that is all patrolled by the 18,000+ members of the Special Republican Guard Division.
You dont senak someone in, you use the Mississippian population. In 1 billion people there is a group that wants to kill Fabus and to say otherwise would be godmodding.

Yes, but that wouldn't unusual would it? This from "50,000 100% effective SAM sites, 2,000 ships in the Navy, use CW on a regular basis and nobody knows" guy here.

You dont senak someone in, you use the Mississippian population. In 1 billion people there is a group that wants to kill Fabus and to say otherwise would be godmodding.


OOC- Sure there are people who may want to kill him, but let them try. Anybody known to have questionable loyalty is locked away in a camp for reeducation, anybody who fails to be successfully reeducated is processed for disposal.

OOC- For the last time! YES! We are freaking Mississippi! Not Kansas!

OOC- Also there is Fabus Island, about 25-30 miles off the coast of Mississippi. It is a manmade island approximately 20 miles wide by 30 miles long. A large portion of our Home Fleet is stationed here at well-protected naval bases.

OOC: So what's to stop some cargo transport from sailing into one of your ports and releasing an airborne virus? As I'm sure you know, it's quite impossible to inspect EVERY possible cargo container (since it all has to be done visually and there are so many). Or someone could just sail a ship with a 5 megaton nuke into the harbor and detonate it, wiping out one of your port cities...

Axis Nova

Yes, but that wouldn't unusual would it? This from "50,000 100% effective SAM sites, 2,000 ships in the Navy, use CW on a regular basis and nobody knows" guy here.



OOC- I can have 2,000 ships, I never claimed my SAMS were 100% effective. Also I can use CW as often as I want, it's my choice to make!

OOC: Guys, don't bother: He made a farce history so that everything he does fits Fabus' point of veiw, he is only doing this fake trial to try to appease us.

OOC: So what's to stop some cargo transport from sailing into one of your ports and releasing an airborne virus? As I'm sure you know, it's quite impossible to inspect EVERY possible cargo container (since it all has to be done visually and there are so many). Or someone could just sail a ship with a 5 megaton nuke into the harbor and detonate it, wiping out one of your port cities...

Axis Nova


OOC- What's to stop is 1) We only let a few nations into our ports, mostly League members and a few other friendly nations. 2) Since we don't trade with most of the world, we don't need to let many ships or planes into our nation. 3) We have high tariffs to hinder foreign nations from wrecking our domestic industry by flooding us with cheap crap, thus we don't have much foreign trade. 4) We visually inspect every ship before it comes within 20 miles of Fabus Island or 10 miles of Mississippi (Depending on the approach). The coast guard stops and inspects all ships. All planes entering into Mississippi herself must first either land in Tennessee or Fabus Island to be inspected. We are a paranoid nation and as such we take extreme precautions.

Not without getting found out for the latter, and not without bankrupting your country! I've been spending 35-40% of my defence budget on the Navy for all of my nation's existence and haven't that many ships, and that's including oilers, supply ships and patrol vessels! And I have a better bloody economy than you!

OOC: Guys, don't bother: He made a farce history so that everything he does fits Fabus' point of veiw, he is only doing this fake trial to try to appease us.


OOC- Listen you bloody idiot! My nation's history is mine to make! If you don't like it, shove it! I'm doing this trial because it is a fun way to show how CM justice works. Also the Premier has done nothing to warrant a trial. And I don't appease anybody, unlike you weaklings who are the same caliber as those who signed over Sudetenland!

Not without getting found out for the latter, and not without bankrupting your country! I've been spending 35-40% of my defence budget on the Navy for all of my nation's existence and haven't that many ships, and that's including oilers, supply ships and patrol vessels! And I have a better bloody economy than you!


OOC- Let us not forget my nation had a large sum of money banked in the form of savings from hiring out mercenaries and the "rainy day fund". And we still have about 6.8 trillion sitting around.


Added: This thread is not for us to argue back and forth. I ask you all leave unless you have comments about this trial.

Just as well then that people are fast running out of the patience and the willingness to appease you, isn't it?

Yes, I am the bloody idiot of a noob who has 1) A realistic navy, 2) Actual Turmoil [Realistic] that has happened in my countries history, and 3) Will fight any country who invades me, even if I don't feel like it and/or know I won't win. The only thing I have a problem with is your making of a history of a opression of whites : That has never happened and would not have even got close to occuring in Mississippi of all places. It's unrealistic. And even if it did happen, they would not make such a rebounding surge, look at South Africa - They are still struggling after the end of apartheid, and most of the whites still live well.

And even if it did happen, they would not make such a rebounding surge, look at South Africa - They are still struggling after the end of apartheid, and most of the whites still live well.


What a bloody liar! Still live well. Over 300,000 reported rapes a year, by both white and black women (But something like 45% of rapes are against white women, just 6% of the population, so they are being specifically singled out for rape)

Over 45,000 murders per year, about 52,000 last year, and 1/3 were against whites (just 12% of the population is white) so whites are being singled out for murder.


Over 1,500 white farmers murdered in attacks that were 100% black since Apartheid ended, also 20,000 farmers tortured and beaten (Out of only 40,000 farmers, this means over 50% have been victimized). The situation is so bad, the "International Campaign to End Genocide" has issued a warning that South Africa is well underway to entering the final stages of genocide (Massacres, carrying out massive killings, etc) they say on the 8 step ladder, South Africa is about step 5-6.


http://www.africancrisis.org/photos16.asp


http://www.africancrisis.org/photos11.asp

http://home.mweb.co.za/sa/savimbi/photo1.htm




http://www.genocidewatch.org/BoersSlain01.htm

Er... Have you seen the control of most of the Diamond mines and independent army groups out of South Africa? Most are white-controlled. And look at poverty levels - The Africans are still lower than whites, on average.

And the whites stole their land in the first place. I'm not advocating the killings, but the whites were worse.

One more thing: You're totally self-sufficient, then?

Communist Mississippi, you are an idiot. The reason whites are being singled out for murder and rape is because the whites ARE living well. The whites are only 13.6% of the population, and yet they contain most of the wealth (the exact figure escapes me).

Communist Mississippi, you are an idiot. The reason whites are being singled out for murder and rape is because the whites ARE living well. The whites are only 13.6% of the population, and yet they contain most of the wealth (the exact figure escapes me).


When the president of SA, Thabo Mbeki says, "I will not stop until every white is in a squatter camp." And ANC politicians regularly yell, "Kill the boer, kill the farmer!" at public rallies, it's no wonder why Boers are singled out.


So you claim whites deserve to die for living well? So does that mean jews that were doing well in pre-ww2 europe deserved to die?


You're attempting to paint a picture that whites are being attacked because they are doing well. How does raping a white woman gain a black any money?

How does chopping a farmers head off with an axe gain a black any money?

75% of all farm attacks result in not a piece of property and not a rand being taken (Rand is their currency)

How do you gain economically from simply torturing somebody to death? Or from necklacing them (pulling tires over their bodies and tying their hands, then lighting the tire on fire)

Communist Mississippi, you are an idiot. The reason whites are being singled out for murder and rape is because the whites ARE living well. The whites are only 13.6% of the population, and yet they contain most of the wealth (the exact figure escapes me).


Wrong, most companies in SA are owned by blacks, such as the super wealthy Patrice Motsepe. http://www.africancrisis.org/photos26.asp

The prosecution was back in court as court had reconvened, but they still had nothing. There were only a few witnesses against Curtis Fabus, most of them were mobsters and mob bosses, and about all of them were dead. There was however that reporter from DPUO... But she had basically dropped off the face of the Earth and hadn't been seen in months.


(Judge) "Mr. Booth, you are simply going to have to produce a witness, any witness... Or I'm afraid this case will have to be dismissed."

(Booth) "Your honor, please... Just give me two weeks to find a witness."

Jury foreman George Tarleton jumped up and shouted, "You've had plenty of time nig--r lover! Now either get your witnesses or get out of here and stop harassing our beloved Premier!"

(Judge) (Banging his gavel down) "Order! Order! Mr. Tarleton! Sit down this instant or I'll hold you in contempt!"

(Tarleton) "I hold you in contempt you piece of shit!"

(Judge) (Enraged) "How dare you!" (Stands up and motions as though he is going to walk up to Tarleton and beat him) "You! I'll show you!"

(Tarleton) (Pulling out a Walther PPK pistol) "Now that's far enough judge! If you want to keep hearing cases, I suggest you just go sit back down and take it easy."

The judge reluctantly turns around and walks back to the bench.


(Judge) "Court will reconvene in two weeks. This court is now adjourned."

Everybody quickly stood up and walked out of the courtroom.

The media was describing the trial as, “A circus”, “A madhouse”, “An insane asylum”, “The worst travesty and mockery of justice this century”. Those were the reports from the opposition party and the foreign media.

The Government media of CM described the trial as, “The worst persecution by Jews and their pawns against one man since the Crucifixion of Christ”, “The greatest conspiracy since the then Jewish owned media and corporations pushed America into WW1 and then later WW2”, “The most disgusting display of a kangaroo court where the odds are all stacked against the poor downtrodden defendant since Lenin or Mao”, “The worst thing to possibly be done to such a poor, injured, indeed wheelchair confined man in history”.

The outpouring of sympathy for Premier Fabus in Mississippi and the Commonwealth territories was massive. Over 300 million letters of support were sent to Premier Fabus. The Fabus legal defense fund received over 5 billion dollars from private donations. And Premier Fabus received over 500,000 marriage proposals. The judge and the prosecutors received over 100 million death threats and have since had to move to undisclosed locations.

Perhaps you should realize that getting into Mississippi is about as easy for camel to pass through the eye of a needle.

There are over 3 million police/border guards along the Mississippian borders, every inch of border is covered by walls, bunkers, minefield in front of the wall, and other obstacles. There are over 50,000 Stationary SAM batteries in Mississippi, along with other defenses. Insertion of any unauthorized personnel into Mississippi is a mathematical impossibility. Also the Premier is guarded on an estate surrounded by 20 miles of land he owns that is all patrolled by the 18,000+ members of the Special Republican Guard Division.
this i find funny ^_^

The court reconvened, the defense was ready to motion the charges be dropped due to lack of evidence...


(Judge) (Turning to face the prosecution) "Well, have you been able to find any witnesses?"

(Booth) (Solemn) "No your honor, we have been unable to find any witnesses. May I ask for one month more?"

(Judge) "This is highly irregular... But I will grant this, seeing as I know that most witnesses against men such as the Premier have a habit of going missing."

(Defense) (Enraged) "Objection! How dare you insinuate that! The Premier is a great man! Soon to Czar!"

The jury foreman, Tarleton, jumped out of his seat and shouted, "I should kill you where you stand, you pathetic excuse for a judge!"

(Judge) "I can order a directed verdict, but only if there are witnesses and evidence... I would normally have no choice but to dismiss this case... However I will grant you the one month, no more... Find your witnesses."

(Booth) "Thank you your honor."

(Judge) "This court is adjourned and will reconvene in one month."

The jury filed neatly out the side door, Premier (soon Czar) Fabus stood up and with much hubris, strode by the prosecution, he grinned at them.

Would Booth find any witnesses?

OOC: If only I had something....

Dominus Kawau sighs and shakes his head. Such a corrupt court, it doesn't even run efficiently. He stroked his small beard. This Fabus... Wait, how did he get those injuries? The media could easily provide the information of his state, but they never mentioned why... This was a tactic to incite loyalty. This is a situation that is most easily characterized by the saying "A rhino's bargain." Coercion.

Kawau had no evidence against Fabus, but he was still interested in this. He tried to patch a line to Communist Mississippi's foreign relations department. An unusual smile creeped on his bony face, as the phone began to rang.

OOC: If only I had something....

Dominus Kawau sighs and shakes his head. Such a corrupt court, it doesn't even run efficiently. He stroked his small beard. This Fabus... Wait, how did he get those injuries? The media could easily provide the information of his state, but they never mentioned why... This was a tactic to incite loyalty. This is a situation that is most easily characterized by the saying "A rhino's bargain." Coercion.

Kawau had no evidence against Fabus, but he was still interested in this. He tried to patch a line to Communist Mississippi's foreign relations department. An unusual smile creeped on his bony face, as the phone began to rang.


Ooc: The only witness is a woman from DPUO, a reporter, Natalie, who is currently missing.

IC: "Foreign Ministry, hello, who is this?"

"Tunai, and salutations. This is Dominus Pele Kawau of the New Dominion of the Island Provinces of Hadula. I am interested in ordering some back issues of several of your newspapers, as I receive them as I have had a problem with the shipping. I am unfamiliar with the various organizations within your state and I am requesting you patch me to your Propoganda Ministry (or equivalent institution) so I may solve this problem."

"Tunai, and salutations. This is Dominus Pele Kawau of the New Dominion of the Island Provinces of Hadula. I am interested in ordering some back issues of several of your newspapers, as I receive them as I have had a problem with the shipping. I am unfamiliar with the various organizations within your state and I am requesting you patch me to your Propoganda Ministry (or equivalent institution) so I may solve this problem."


"Okay, let me connect you through, one minute please..." She put him on hold, he was listening to CM military marching songs... Music commenorating glorious battles against all sorts of enemies. About ninety seconds later, he was finally connected through.

"Propaganda and Information Ministry... How may I help you?

"Okay, let me connect you through, one minute please..." She put him on hold, he was listening to CM military marching songs... Music commenorating glorious battles against all sorts of enemies. About ninety seconds later, he was finally connected through.

"Propaganda and Information Ministry... How may I help you?
OOC: CM reminds me in various ways of Oceania...

"Yes, I would like to know if I may receive issues from the national newspapers that you have the day that great Curtis Fabus was indicted. I would like to have access to all the articles that spoke of his indictment that day. If you also could, I would like to have all articles on the fiasco. If you can provide some from opposition party and liberal newspapers, I can, make it worthwhile to find those articles. If you want to debate a man, you must know their hypocrisy and bring it down on them. I am preparing for a testimony in his defense, and I would like to get my sources correct. Could you please wire this to me? Thanks, I am sure that the Ministry's budget might, expand a little bit this year."

OOC: CM reminds me in various ways of Oceania...

"Yes, I would like to know if I may receive issues from the national newspapers that you have the day that great Curtis Fabus was indicted. I would like to have access to all the articles that spoke of his indictment that day. If you also could, I would like to have all articles on the fiasco. If you can provide some from opposition party and liberal newspapers, I can, make it worthwhile to find those articles. If you want to debate a man, you must know their hypocrisy and bring it down on them. I am preparing for a testimony in his defense, and I would like to get my sources correct. Could you please wire this to me? Thanks, I am sure that the Ministry's budget might, expand a little bit this year."


"I'm terribly sorry but two months before the indictment, the opposition party was banned from printing their newsletter... And there hasn't been anything remotely near Liberal here in over a decade, they were all closed by the government... But there are the tabloid papers, the conspiracy theorists, the anti-government types, etc... Not exactly left or right, just weird."

Ooc: In CM, tabloids are the only real source for unbiased news, but they are often given to exaggeration.

"I'm terribly sorry but two months before the indictment, the opposition party was banned from printing their newsletter... And there hasn't been anything remotely near Liberal here in over a decade, they were all closed by the government... But there are the tabloid papers, the conspiracy theorists, the anti-government types, etc... Not exactly left or right, just weird."

Ooc: In CM, tabloids are the only real source for unbiased news, but they are often given to exaggeration.
"That will do, but sned me all you can, including our more respected newspapers. I am slightly misinformed about a few things, I need to know the latest after my leave from Communist Mississippi."

Kawau has practiced his English well, and has perfected an average Caucasian accent, but sometimes his exageration of vowels comes through.

The Empire of ITD comdemns this trial. Curtis Fabus is a good and noble man.

"That will do, but sned me all you can, including our more respected newspapers. I am slightly misinformed about a few things, I need to know the latest after my leave from Communist Mississippi."

Kawau has practiced his English well, and has perfected an average Caucasian accent, but sometimes his exageration of vowels comes through.

"Are you okay sir? I can tell you one thing fer sure... You ain't no Mississippian. Are you one of them damned Englishmen?"

(Ooc- Mississippi doesn't like England... CM blames England for various wrongs against the American people, and CM also blames England for not helping the South win the Civil War)

"Are you okay sir? I can tell you one thing fer sure... You ain't no Mississippian. Are you one of them damned Englishmen?"

(Ooc- Mississippi doesn't like England... CM blames England for various wrongs against the American people, and CM also blames England for not helping the South win the Civil War)
OOC: He doesn't sound like an Englisman, he sounds like a regular American (more like a Yankee than a Southerner though.)

"Excuse me?"

He sounded genuinly offended.

"That is a serious accusation sir, but I will answer. No, I am not."

OOC: He doesn't sound like an Englisman, he sounds like a regular American (more like a Yankee than a Southerner though.)

"Excuse me?"

He sounded genuinly offended.

"That is a serious accusation sir, but I will answer. No, I am not."


"Well you hardly sound like a native Mississippian. Where are you from? What part of Mississippi... County, City, date of birth, and government identification number. Also your national ID number, and your Army Selective Service number... Thank you."

"Well you hardly sound like a native Mississippian. Where are you from? What part of Mississippi... County, City, date of birth, and government identification number. Also your national ID number, and your Army Selective Service number... Thank you."
OOC: Since Kawau has a forged ID at hand, could you give me an example on the two numbers, so I know how many numbers to put in.

OOC: Since Kawau has a forged ID at hand, could you give me an example on the two numbers, so I know how many numbers to put in.


Ooc: They are all 12 digit codes, there must be 3 letters in the code, one of which is always at the end.



IC:

He gave the proper codes... But then something else was requested, and he knew he was in trouble.

"Okay, well what is your personal tracking chip number... I'll just bring you up on the satellite to confirm you are who you say you are."

Ooc: All citizens have tracking chips installed in them by the Department of Internal Security.

Kawau was silent for a moment.

"Sir?"

Kawau raised the pistol he picked from his side and shot the phone multiply times.

"Damn the loa, damn!"

He gave a heavy sigh. He then had more important matters to attend to.

OOC: Well, I guess I'm out for now. Can't say I didn't try ;)

The manager looked puzzled and then just set the phone down to go back to his work.

Though Bonstocknian Sattelite Television services (BSTV) would like to indict Fabus on one of Bonstock's thousands of anti-discrimination laws for barring BSTV reporters from CM due to race, the Supreme Court of the Federal Republic barred them from doing so.

However, one Bonstocknian woman would like to be a witness to Fabus' crimes.

Fathia bin Suleiman, a former resident of Libya, who fled to Sudan after the CM takeover and subsequently immigrated to Bonstock, would like permission to testify.

Though Bonstocknian Sattelite Television services (BSTV) would like to indict Fabus on one of Bonstock's thousands of anti-discrimination laws for barring BSTV reporters from CM due to race, the Supreme Court of the Federal Republic barred them from doing so.

However, one Bonstocknian woman would like to be a witness to Fabus' crimes.

Fathia bin Suleiman, a former resident of Libya, who fled to Sudan after the CM takeover and subsequently immigrated to Bonstock, would like permission to testify.
OOC: No Arabs in Mississippi. At least, that is what I have been told.

Though Bonstocknian Sattelite Television services (BSTV) would like to indict Fabus on one of Bonstock's thousands of anti-discrimination laws for barring BSTV reporters from CM due to race, the Supreme Court of the Federal Republic barred them from doing so.

However, one Bonstocknian woman would like to be a witness to Fabus' crimes.

Fathia bin Suleiman, a former resident of Libya, who fled to Sudan after the CM takeover and subsequently immigrated to Bonstock, would like permission to testify.


"Your laws count for shit in our nation. We are a free and sovereign nation and your anti-white laws matter for shit here. Foreign courts have no jurisdiction over Mississippian citizens. Not now not ever. And our law doesn't allow for nig--rs and other undesirables to enter the nation. That is national law and is not up for debate. I only seek to punish the Premier for his crimes in Mississippi and his abuse of his position. I'm not about to start opening up the doors for nig--rs. Not now, not ever." Chief Prosecutor, Edgar Booth.

Excerpts from the BSTV show "BSTV Reports":

Reporter: "So, what happened when the Mississippians came?"

Mrs. bin Suleiman: "My husband, who was in ze Army, was captured with his unit, and he was shot even after surrendering. Then, one day, I went out to grocery store, and dey bombed my house, and my 6 children all..." *tears develop in eyes* "And den, dey forced us all to leave. So many people died." *Puts tissue to eyes, and starts sobbing*

Excerpts from the BSTV show "BSTV Reports":

Reporter: "So, what happened when the Mississippians came?"

Mrs. bin Suleiman: "My husband, who was in ze Army, was captured with his unit, and he was shot even after surrendering. Then, one day, I went out to grocery store, and dey bombed my house, and my 6 children all..." *tears develop in eyes* "And den, dey forced us all to leave. So many people died." *Puts tissue to eyes, and starts sobbing*


"That is not true, that woman is a filthy lying arab terrorist supporter! Her husband was probably in the Hezbollah or Al-Qaeda. Her so-called children were all probably adult males who wanted to go on suicide bombing missions." Paul Stahlecker.

"That is not true, that woman is a filthy lying arab terrorist supporter! Her husband was probably in the Hezbollah or Al-Qaeda. Her so-called children were all probably adult males who wanted to go on suicide bombing missions." Paul Stahlecker.

The Federal Soviet Republic of Euro Switzerland is glad to see that the people in charge of Communist Mississippi (possibly the most ironic name on NationStates) certainly know the meaning of tact when talking to the media...

"And one more thing... Let me add, that filthy arab bitch needs to learn to speak English! We spoke English in Libya and she should have learned it then! Before she left after her ape of a husband was sent to hell by the brave soldiers he sought to slaughter. She's probably taken to selling herself out to any common sudanese negro trash now that her ape of a husband is dead. She is not to be trusted, you cannot trust a common whore!" Paul Stahlecker, minister of foreign affairs.

"And one more thing... Let me add, that filthy arab bitch needs to learn to speak English! We spoke English in Libya and she should have learned it then! Before she left after her ape of a husband was sent to hell by the brave soldiers he sought to slaughter. She's probably taken to selling herself out to any common sudanese negro trash now that her ape of a husband is dead. She is not to be trusted, you cannot trust a common whore!" Paul Stahlecker, minister of foreign affairs.
"That is not true, that man is a filthy lying white trash redneck! He eats negro babies in their sleep. His so-called children were all probably adult males who wanted to go on suicide bombing missions [for the CMB]." Ire Oni, Hadulan comedian.

OOC: That was only half-serious, BTW.

"That is not true, that woman is a filthy lying arab terrorist supporter! Her husband was probably in the Hezbollah or Al-Qaeda. Her so-called children were all probably adult males who wanted to go on suicide bombing missions." Paul Stahlecker.

More excerpts:

Reporter: "You know, many people in CM don't believe you."

Mrs. bin Suleiman: "Liers! Dirty liers! My children, they were innocent, here, look at pictures, look at de pictures!" She took her wallet out, and showed pictures of all her children, 4 girls and 2 boys, from ages two to twelve. "Tell me, tell me these children were terrorists! Tell me that! How could anyone be so cruel as to do this? Why? Why?" *Starts screaming in Arabic, and sobs some more.*

"That is not true, that man is a filthy lying white trash redneck! He eats negro babies in their sleep. His so-called children were all probably adult males who wanted to go on suicide bombing missions [for the CMB]." Ire Oni, Hadulan comedian.

OOC: That was only half-serious, BTW.


OOC: Paul Stahlecker is the duke of Kemper county, and he is a son in the most well-known and elite Mississippi family. He is a rich nobleman and is well skilled in over 20 different languages. He is far from a white trash redneck.

More excerpts:

Reporter: "You know, many people in CM don't believe you."

Mrs. bin Suleiman: "Liers! Dirty liers! My children, they were innocent, here, look at pictures, look at de pictures!" She took her wallet out, and showed pictures of all her children, 4 girls and 2 boys, from ages two to twelve. "Tell me, tell me these children were terrorists! Tell me that! How could anyone be so cruel as to do this? Why? Why?" *Starts screaming in Arabic, and sobs some more.*


"Her children were young aspiring suicide bombers. I remember a picture from Israel of a baby dressed as a suicide bomber by his lunatic arab excuses for parents! These people will sacrifice their children in the name of their demon that they call Allah, claiming him to be God, but he is actually satan. Arabs worship satan, it is a known fact."

OOC: Paul Stahlecker is the duke of Kemper county, and he is a son in the most well-known and elite Mississippi family. He is a rich nobleman and is well skilled in over 20 different languages. He is far from a white trash redneck.
OOC; I know this, that is why I said half-serious, it was poking fun at him. No harm intended.

"Her children were young aspiring suicide bombers. I remember a picture from Israel of a baby dressed as a suicide bomber by his lunatic arab excuses for parents! These people will sacrifice their children in the name of their demon that they call Allah, claiming him to be God, but he is actually satan. Arabs worship satan, it is a known fact."

Excerpts from volume 3:

Reporter: "Some of them claim Allah is Satan, and that your children were aspiring terrorists."

Mrs. bin Suleiman: "Allah is same God as Christian god. And how could they call my children terrorists! Dey, de CMs, are terrorists! They lie to de whole world! They claim we are subhuman, they steal our land, rape our daughters, murder our sons! And den dey say we are terrorists! Liars! Liars! Just look at de pictures I took! Look at dem!" The image flipped to that of a bombed-out building. Six little bodies, bloodied, mangled, and mutilated, lay strewn on the floor. "Dey, the CMs, are de terrorists! Dey are! Just look what dey did!" More sobbing.

Excerpts from volume 3:

Reporter: "Some of them claim Allah is Satan, and that your children were aspiring terrorists."

Mrs. bin Suleiman: "Allah is same God as Christian god. And how could they call my children terrorists! Dey, de CMs, are terrorists! They lie to de whole world! They claim we are subhuman, they steal our land, rape our daughters, murder our sons! And den dey say we are terrorists! Liars! Liars! Just look at de pictures I took! Look at dem!" The image flipped to that of a bombed-out building. Six little bodies, bloodied, mangled, and mutilated, lay strewn on the floor. "Dey, the CMs, are de terrorists! Dey are! Just look what dey did!" More sobbing.


"White soldiers raping sand nig--rs? Have you ever gotten close enough to an arab woman to smell her? They don't bathe more than three times a year at the most. They smell like shit, they all look alike, and by that I mean most of them appear as though they took a nose dive from the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down to the ground. No self-respecting Mississippian would even contemplate sticking it in an arab woman, or any non-white woman for that matter. Rape or no rape! And believe me, there was no rape against any of those arab dogs! If there had been, we'd have hanged the guilty parties for breaking anti-miscegenation laws." Paul Stahlecker.

Ooc- I never did specify what happened with this. Since the Premier couldn't legally pardon himself...


Ic:

The following occurred several days after Roger Fabus became Czar.


A general pardon for "Any and all crimes committed or that may ever be committed by Curtis Fabus" was issued by the Ministry of the Interior, on the orders of the Czar, and delivered to the People's Ministry of Justice. Combined with the lack of any real evidence against the Premier, the justices decided it was best to just let everything go and accept the pardon without challenging it.


Secret IC: Under new law, the Czar can pardon himself, well the Czar isn't bound by the law, the Premiership was bound the law, but the Czar has more prestige than the old rank of Premier. So as Czar, Curtis Fabus was above the law, but he was only Czar for a few weeks before he had to resign from illnesses. Now Roger Fabus is Czar and as such, he is technically above the law.