EDITRON
03-08-2004, 20:43
"As of 20:39 local time, the Great and Mighty EDITRON, ruler of all he surveys, saw fit to declare war on his own country, in an act of absolute corruption. When asked to comment, EDITRON said, "I FIND THE SUFFERING OF THE INNOCENT AMUSING" and then had the reporter executed. As of yet there seems to be no end to the hostilities in sight, and our great robotic master would s... gurgle... ack..."
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