NationStates Jolt Archive


The Mighty Rule Of Editron

EDITRON
03-08-2004, 20:24
Ascending To The Throne At Last, The Great And Powerful Editron Is Now Master Of All He Surveys. It's About Bloody Time Is All I Can Say, Becoming An Evil Dictator Is Harder Than It Looks.

Anyhoo...

The Great And Mighty Editron Would Like To Announce His Intention To Have 5000 Of His Citizens Brutally Murdered And Made Into A Large Basket, Woven From Their Limbs. In The Basket I Shall Place A Statue To My Glory, Possibly Made Of Bones... Or Maybe Evil. I'm Not Sure Yet.
Simianonia
03-08-2004, 20:25
I can export some evil to you if you want.
EDITRON
03-08-2004, 20:28
I can export some evil to you if you want.

NO THANKS. I'VE GOT PLENTY. I WISH THIS PLACE DIDN'T BLOODY WELL DECAPITALISE MY MIGHTY WORDS. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO STRIKE FEAR INTO THE HEARTS OF MORTALS LIKE THIS?

EDIT: OH. HOW NIFTY.