Gunman Storms Kindergarten
Markacia
03-08-2004, 01:03
Lastest Markacian News Telecast reports that an unknown gunman has stormed a Kindergarten taken 3 teachers and 30 three to four year olds hostage.
The gunman claims to be from the extremist organisation Animals Feelings First. Current reports are sketchy but and police have not confirmed that the gunman claimed that he will kill all people in the Kindergarten unless meat production is stopped, all dairy products become organic and anyone found selling meat be sentenced to death.
Markacia
03-08-2004, 01:34
Police have now confirmed the identity of the gunman and he is well known animal activist Russell Hobbs. Hobbs, 25 years old dropped out of university because the principle wore a leather jacket and refused to stop wearing it.
Senior police negotiators state that they are finding Hobbs very difficult to deal with as he refuses to release any of the children stating that the Markacian government is corrupt because it allows the murder of animals for food.
Markacian Home Office offiacials are ready to offer Hobbs a consultation of the Markacian food industry if he at least releases all 30 children unharmed within the next 15 minutes.
Markacia
03-08-2004, 02:06
Markacian News Telecast can happily report that within the past few minutes Russell Hobbs has been captured by police. It seems that the thirty children and three teachers stormed Hobbs and he could not fight them all off. Policee announced that Hobbs gun was nothing more than a water pistol because he didn't believe that guns were not made without the use of any animal product.
The markacian Home office has now appealed to the International Community for Parliamentry Aid on the ideology to stop this kind of incident happening again.
OOC: Smiles, that was a twist-ending.
Slimestoria
03-08-2004, 02:10
Ok, that was just plain strange. That guy needs serious mental help.
Arenestho
03-08-2004, 02:20
There is a very simple solution to the problem of extremist activists, drag them out and shoot them. This was highly amusing end for one though.
OOC:Strange? That story was awesome and creative. But strange how a man feels more for animals than children
Markacia
03-08-2004, 02:25
In an emergency metting between The Markacian Health Minister and the Markacian Justice Minister it has been agreed that Russell Hobbs be put in a mental institution until psychiatrists feel Hobbs is safe to release in society.
The Markacian Prime Minister would like to awards the teachers and 30 children in this incident the Red Bluestar Cross, the Highest bravery award in Markacia due to the courage in being able to overcome a sinister gunman.
It is also announced that 3rd August will be a National Holiday in Markacia from this day on.