Boersma-La
02-08-2004, 09:24
In an attempt to fix the publicity problems that the ruthless terrorist organization known as B.O.E.R.S.M.A. have been having, the newly titled Boersma Superior has created a new trooper to their ever growing army known simply as the Publicist-Spider. Whereas most of the other Spider troops are meant for fighting, except the totally lame Tele-Spiders, Publicist-Spiders are meant to provide a positive public image of B.O.E.R.S.M.A. through the medium of television and advertising. Boersma Superior was noted as saying “We aren’t that bad aside from all the world domination stuff. We just like to get down and party sometimes.” Following this statement one of his personal Cobalt Guards kicked the reporter square in the nuts and everyone laughed.