NationStates Jolt Archive

My dear clients...

The slavery business was forbidden by the government.

C'est la vie.

id like to buy 20-35x20

id like to buy 20-35x20

3,600,000 american dolars

Thanks

Er...no offense but...isnt this slavery?

Er...no offense but...isnt this slavery?

yes

Hello my dear citizens and leaders of the world.
I listen to that some of you wants men to your armies.
So i have an idea:

I will sell for you men for your army.

The Price's Menu:

0-3 years old - 1,000 american dolars
3-6 years old - 10,000 american dolars
6-10 years old - 20,000 american dolars
10-13 years old - 21,000 american dolars
13-16 years old - 45,000 american dolars
16-20 years old - 90,000 american dolars
20-35 years old - 180,000 american dolars
35-50 years old - 40,000 american dolars
50-100 years old - 20,000 american dolars


So?


What you want?



We have many terrorist in your country, prepare to die.

Are they well trained?

Er...no offense but...isnt this slavery?

not really for all you know the people volentired for this (tho he just stated they were slaves thats a bit silly)

oh and ya we condem this actions, and will work with others for Blockaides of your nation (just so we can stave you out)

We have 100,000 Hazara about 20-30 Years old and 50,000 16-20 years old. You can have them if you want them.

Official Statement from the Ministry of Human Rights:

Disturbing. Just bloody disturbing.

Yuna
Mnister of Human Rights
Republic of Sevaris

Premier Alec Mannerheim
Republic of Sevaris

I'll buy all of everything you have. Name a price.

To: Broche et Minete
From: Admiral Lucia Greer, United Atlantic Islands

Sir:

The United Atlantic Islands are disgusted at your willingness to sell human bodies to other nations for soldiers. A recent UN resolution as passed to stop the trafficing of persons around the world. If the United Atlantic Islands were not already engaged in war, we would declare war on your vile nation. Stop this illegall pratice at once before other nations have a mind to anhiliate your cities with their ICBM's.

Admiral Lucia Greer
United Atlantic Navy

We will take 20,000 0-3 year olds. Total should come to 20 million dollars to be wired upon confirmation of order.

We condemn this action, etc, etc.

Secret IC:
I suggest you sell the rest of your inventory before the international community has a mind to remove your merchandise without compensation. These anti-free trade types do that occasionally.

Are they well trained?

Yes.

How many?

We have 100,000 Hazara about 20-30 Years old and 50,000 16-20 years old. You can have them if you want them.

Buy????

No, my nation don't have money to buy... sorry.

We will take 20,000 0-3 year olds. Total should come to 20 million dollars to be wired upon confirmation of order.

20,000,000 american dolars

Deal?

I'll buy all of everything you have. Name a price.

1,200,000,000,000 american dollars

And a Economic Help Treaty to Invest in my Nation to rebuild a Agriculture and Industry Economy.

Deal?

WNBS News

Conformation came today of massive slave trading in the nation ofBroche et minet.
Children as young as 3 were being soldinto slavery.

Simianonian Secratary for Foreign Affairs,Lisa Fondle, gave this statment.

"Obviously as a UN nation we are appaled at this trade in human life.
But mainly we are appaled we didnt think of it first, get rid of the spongers in our nation."

Dick Webber, WNBS

WNBS News

Conformation came today of massive slave trading in the nation ofBroche et minet.
Children as young as 3 were being soldinto slavery.

Simianonian Secratary for Foreign Affairs,Lisa Fondle, gave this statment.

"Obviously as a UN nation we are appaled at this trade in human life.
But mainly we are appaled we didnt think of it first, get rid of the spongers in our nation."

Dick Webber, WNBS

WNBS News Conference

Our Nation are in the hands of a MCC Group.
MCC Group was the one of the great groups that help the country to rebuild our economy.

I, the Presdent of Broche et Minete, I will stop with this Slavery Trade if you help my nation to rebuild the economy with 2,400,000,000,000 american dolars.

Thank You

To: Broche et Minete
From: Admiral Lucia Greer, United Atlantic Islands

Sir:

The United Atlantic Islands are disgusted at your willingness to sell human bodies to other nations for soldiers. A recent UN resolution as passed to stop the trafficing of persons around the world. If the United Atlantic Islands were not already engaged in war, we would declare war on your vile nation. Stop this illegall pratice at once before other nations have a mind to anhiliate your cities with their ICBM's.

Admiral Lucia Greer
United Atlantic Navy

Broche et Minete are prepared to the war.
I think that the war will give tuo us many benefits for our economy.

Bonstock is oppossed to this blatent slavery.

The Federal Republic would like to order 400,000 new borns, at a cost of 4 million. We want half of them male, half female. No genetic diseases, please. If a word of this is spoken to anyone, your corpses will build a new continent, and your blood will fill a new ocean.

Harald, son of Gustav, lord of all Bonstocknians

WNBS News Conference

Attending are Simonian International Trade Secretary, Don Long and Secretary for foreign affairs, Lisa Fondle.

Lisa Fondle: As of this time we are unwilling to give aid in the form of money as we are unsure as to what use it will be put"

Don Long:"We are however willing to trade in our major exports of Uranium, crowd suppression weaponry, baskets or the meat of our national animal, the Two Toed Spew Ape...dem apes be mighty tasty, yes sir mmm!"

We have many terrorist in your country, prepare to die.


http://su22m4.free.fr/Tattoo_1999/tableau5/su27_5.JPG

Karzik Fighters crosses your skies to destroy this black market forever.

http://www.cun-veneto.it/news/sukhoi27-4.jpg

The first explosion...

Karzik Taliban Group are prepared to the War against You Nation and Allies.

-Transmission to Broche et Minete

"ATTENTION PRIMATIVES!!"

"The Steel Imperium requires nine-hundred of you apes for weapons testing. One hundred of each age group."

"We find this to be $42,700,000."

"Accept, and we will send a transport within fifteen Mizuras carrying your funds."

WNBS Emergency News Conference

Lisa Fondle:"Although slave trading is indeed reprehencible, invading another nation is even more so.
We do not wish to get involved with an escalating international incident so we are withdrawing any and all support from both countries until this issue has been resolved and will be tabling a UN motion to attempt to prevent this war"

"...but Phil, isn't this kind of thing illegal under that new UN resolution"

"actually no Dave. As long as the country doesn't sell any WOMEN, they can exploit a loophole in the bill to avoid repercussions."

"that sounds a little odd Phil"

"That's right Dave. Wyrd Wyrm scientists are apparently working right now on a thesis relating membership of the UN to an increased chance of terminal stupidness"

"Wow Phil - that's pretty groundbreaking stuff. And now over to Sally, to discuss the controversial potential withdrawal of the Wyrd Wyrm from the UN, over that same sexist bill"

20,000,000 american dolars

Deal?


Secret IC

Deal. Remember, this must remain confidential.

*20 million American Dollars wired*

-Transmission to Broche et Minete

"ATTENTION PRIMATIVES!!"

"The Steel Imperium requires nine-hundred of you apes for weapons testing. One hundred of each age group."

"We find this to be $42,700,000."

"Accept, and we will send a transport within fifteen Mizuras carrying your funds."

deal.

Secret IC

Deal. Remember, this must remain confidential.

*20 million American Dollars wired*


*deal*

http://su22m4.free.fr/Tattoo_1999/tableau5/su27_5.JPG

Karzik Fighters crosses your skies to destroy this black market forever.

http://www.cun-veneto.it/news/sukhoi27-4.jpg

The first explosion...

Karzik Taliban Group are prepared to the War against You Nation and Allies.

The attack kill 34 children in storefront and destroyed 2 cars.

-Sky above Broche et Minete

The Mekantan transport decended from orbit, no less than fourteen Akumu following it down.

It landed at an airport with a thud, opening and allowing several AIs out carrying briefcases.

Immediately, a booming transmission was sent...

"WE HAVE ARRIVED... BRING US THE APES AND WE SHALL GIVE YOU YOUR MONEY."

The attack kill 34 children in storefront and destroyed 2 cars.

((OOC: You know you can ignore him for that. He did not rp any terrorists arriving in your country, and technically f you haven't worked out any attacks, you dont have to pay attention to it.))

We Request two hundred 20 year olds, money to be payed upon confirmation.

We have little interest in your quaint little men... unless, they wouldn't happen to be genetically enhanced? Otherwise, nevermind.

King Carpenter I, King of Cullenus requests 3 healthy 15-18 year old girls to accomodate him in his hourly bathing ritual.

135,000 american dollars wired upon confirmation.

This deal never happened. Or else you will make the King mad. Nobody wants to make the King mad. Got it?

King Carpenter I, King of Cullenus requests 3 healthy 15-18 year old girls to accomodate him in his hourly bathing ritual.

135,000 american dollars wired upon confirmation.

This deal never happened. Or else you will make the King mad. Nobody wants to make the King mad. Got it?

"deal, confirmed. Nobody knows of our conversation."

We Request two hundred 20 year olds, money to be payed upon confirmation.

18,000,000 american dolars

Deal?

deal, money to be wired now

meh we need some monkeys..i mean apes...no i mean men for er....tests of a new bio weapon...i mean soft drink that we plan to mass produce.

we will take 10 of each age group (cant be arsed to do the maths so if you do it for me i will throw in an extra $10,000)

just have them sitting in a desert far far far away from any cities so we can deliver the vir...soft drinks

money wired on comfirm and when we know there all standing around in a desert

not really for all you know the people volentired for this (tho he just stated they were slaves thats a bit silly)

oh and ya we condem this actions, and will work with others for Blockaides of your nation (just so we can stave you out)
Nonono... the proper strategy when dealing with n00bie slaver nations is to buy a number of slaves equivalent to the number of people in their nation, and then wait for them to sell their nation to you. Claim dominion of their lands, and claim your money back as their new government. You get a free nation that way.

That's what I did to get control of Commorargh, although he denies it up and down. :rolleyes:

Nonono... the proper strategy when dealing with n00bie slaver nations is to buy a number of slaves equivalent to the number of people in their nation, and then wait for them to sell their nation to you. Claim dominion of their lands, and claim your money back as their new government. You get a free nation that way.

That's what I did to get control of Commorargh, although he denies it up and down. :rolleyes:

The slavery is over in Broche et Minete.