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Hello All,

The government of Fractured Reality! has decided to put the nation of Fractured Reality! up for sale. Any and all nations are free and welcome to bid for ownership of one of the hottest nation properties on the market.

The government, that is, the corportate owner, has decided to sell Fractured Reality as part of our corporate restructuring program. The sale includes the total and complete ownership of Fractured Reality Inc. which includes 238 million employees, all territory currently owned and occupied by Fractured Reality! (the nation), all natural resources found therein, ownership of the armed forces, and our "password" to the presidental mansion (Fractured Reality! Inc's corporate head office).
Note: the sale does not include the current national treasury contents, this shall remain the property of GreedisGood International Inc, the parent company of Fractured Reality! Inc.

You can see the economic performance/value of the company by clicking this link and entering "fractured reality" into the form:

http://members.optusnet.com.au/caesarlike/gdpform2.html

Any and all offers will be considered.

The sale will be open to bids untill the 10 August 2004. Only bids made on this thread will be considered.

The sucessful nation will be notified by telegram, and will be published on this thread shortly thereafter.

So visit our nation, and see if we have what you are looking for in a nation. If so, then post your bid here.

Regards,

Shards Ofbrokenglass,
Senior Executive for Corporate Restructuring,
Fractured Reality! Inc,
A Division of GreedisGood International Inc.

I will bid my nation into deficit.

50% off at our Company StoreFront forever. Things have been and will be added over time. --->SMS, Inc. (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=340265)<---

Plus you can produce your own CPES-9 but without selling it to anyone

We will bid five trillion dollars.

You have 9 trillion and change, but you are going to put out 5 trillion? That's over 50% of your nations money going to this. What if someone declared war on you ;)

The government of Fractured Reality! (Fractrued Reality! Inc.) is very pleased with the bids so far.

For those of you still interested, you can see the economic performance/value of the company by clicking this link and entering "fractured reality" into the form:

http://members.optusnet.com.au/caesarlike/gdpform2.html

Please note, that our preference for the sale is either cold hard cash, hot young women, or preferably both!

Regards,

Shards Ofbrokenglass,
Senior Executive for Corporate Restructuring,
Fractured Reality! Inc,
A Division of GreedisGood International Inc.

It will be an honor to take hold of your nation. I will bet 6 trillion dollars..thats all i can afford. But i would make you happy in the way i will treat it. Please let me have it. To my best regards.

~Namuh

9 Trillion.

Let's count up some change here...

$5 trillion in profit from sale of entire storefront, 45% profit from all sales made by current owner of storefront = $1 trillion +, a national savings bank that hasn't been touched since the creation of the storefront (January or so, 2003 - May 2004. Buyer of storefront can account for this, if he wishes to give out his name.) = $2 trillion, $2 trillion in sales from storefront, before sale of entire S.F. (including deductions for cost of production), 100% tax rate on the population and deductions from next year's (OOC: next month, in real life time) spending budgets of the military ($200 billion), the domestic spending department ($500 billion), the foreign spending department ($150 billion), police ($80 billion), and $500 billion from the national budget.

Total: $11.43 trillion potential spending for the nation

Plus protection against all invasions by foreign nations (except allies of North Germania), by the national military of North Germania:

Reichswehr (2.8 million soldiers [includes all sub-branches: Schultzpolizei, Guards of the Reichschancellor, ESPK Black Ops, and Domestic Police), Lüftwaffe (700,000 soldiers +), and Kriegsmarine (1,000,000 soldiers +).

We will include a permanent alliance, an embassy, and protected trade routes with North Germania, if desired.

Also, where is the nation located?

Volunteered spending power can be changed if necessary.

Also, for the Iraqi fellow's interests, if someone declared war on ME, my region (which has a total population of over 15 billion, and a total of 16 war-like nations [including Vrak, Alcona & Hubris, Terran Sphere, Dyelli Beybi, etc...]) and the regional military force, the JDF, would declare war on any nation that attempted an invasion. Not to mention that the military of N.G. would not exactly be depleted of all resources, by any means.

Region: The Federated Klatchian Coast

If anyone wants to do some basic economic research on NG, feel free to use the same GDP calculator Fractured Reality uses for his nation.

If anyone has questions concerning the storefront, ask Layarteb, Vrak, or Soviet Bloc (among other older nations who are aware of its prior existence).

Name of previous storefront mentioned: N.G. General Military Storefront

I got a 39 Trillion GPA * or thats what teh calculator says)
I rasie you 15 Trillion.
I will go up to 17 Trillion Thats my Final Offer.

OCC: I may rasie it tomarrow afternoon,
But I need sleep
STUPID BIOLOGICAL WEAKNESS!

We can match the offer, but wish the seller of the nation to consider the fact that military protection from North Germania is a LOT of military protection and will only be revoked if war is declared on North Germania by the seller himself (unlikely).

Please consider that North Germania's military protection also includes an undisclosed amount of nuclear ICBM's.

$3 trillion dollars will be added to previous proposed priced ($11.43 trillion), amounting to a total of $14.43 trillion.

Wouldn't that boost your economy for a good number of decades? Of course, a lot of expenses included in that amount would theoretically be set aside for potential wars (which would be handled by N.G.).

Consider the potential.

That is all the bidding for the night, however not the final offer.

50% off at our Company StoreFront forever. Things have been and will be added over time. --->SMS, Inc. (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=340265)<---

Plus you can produce your own CPES-9 but without selling it to anyone

I have desided to change it to 75% off (I would like to give you more off but this completely the least amount that we can sell it to you just to cover our costs)as long as you don't buy everrything you want all at once. If I don't have want you want then I'll go out and find it for you.

Hello All,

The directors of Fractured Reality Inc. are very pleased with the bidding so far, and hope you will continue to bid with even more economic abandon.

The offer from North Germania, while a little unclear, is quite interesting.

While the offer of 17 Trillion from the East Coast Federation is most pleasing.

Finally, just a reminder that there are only 5 days of bidding left. And there is only one set of keys (Password) to the presidental mansion, and there are no prizes for 2nd place, so bid, bid, bid - that's the way we like it!


Regards,

Shards Ofbrokenglass,
Senior Executive for Corporate Restructuring,
Fractured Reality! Inc,
A Division of GreedisGood International Inc.

There is only one day left to place a bid for Fractured Reality!

The current bid is well over the 17 trillion mark. But so far no one has offered us any women along with the money and protection.

Final bids please!

Regards,

Shards Ofbrokenglass,
Senior Executive for Corporate Restructuring,
Fractured Reality! Inc,
A Division of GreedisGood International Inc.

My offer still stands, and I'll throw in 10 Swedish models.

The time for entering bids is now closed, and we thank all those who placed a bid.

We shall now consider all submitted bids, and will announce the successful nation shortly.

Hello all,

I am pleased to announce that Fractured Reality! has been sold!

Due to the commercial confidentiality agreement I am unable to go into specific details as to the amount paid or the identity of the successful nation, but the sucessful bidder has been informed and will shortly take over the operation.

However I can say this: The sucessful bidding nation is very interested in sex, both night and day, and we have as part of the deal taken up their kind offer to go and live in their most energetic land. As of this point in time any questions relating to the sale or to Fractured Reality Inc. should be referred to them.

Let me thank all those nations who placed a bid. We are most appreciative of your doing so, as it drove the bids up to astronomical proportions. Thank you.

Regards,

Former Management of Fractured Reality.