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Jangle Jangle Ridge Reckless Military Racket Denounced

Takatori
02-08-2004, 02:43
Jangle Jangle Ridge Reckless Military Racket Denounced

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Kitatorikyo, August 2 -- The Jangle Jangle Ridge is even now staging unprovoked military operations and a large-scale military attacks against Steel Island in the Australia region. This goes to prove that the black-hearted intention of the Jangle Jangle administration to realize the strategy of preemptive attack in the Australia region and the rest of the world at any cost has reached a very serious and dangerous phase. Koumin Shinbun Wednesday says this in a signed commentary.
It goes on:
It is the Jangle Jangle Ridge's calculation that it can dominate the world from its Alliance of Socialist States only when the Australia region is placed under its control. Its present Australia-region strategy is aimed to establish its domination over the region and prevent any force seeking hegemony and union from emerging. Jangle Jangle attacks for vengeful spite and desire for Uranium deposits to further its destructive regime of mass destructive weaponry and imperialism. The bellicose Jangle Jangle group set out a new "national security strategy" the keynote of which is "preemptive attack" and is using it as a main leverage for realizing its ambition for world domination. It is now putting spurs to the moves to increase its combat capacity, focusing on Australia and its neighbors such as the North Pacific.
The on-going large-scale military operations are aimed to carry out the Jangle Jangle Australia strategy and its new "strategy of preemptive attack." In a word, the main purpose of these maneuvers is to use intimidation and death to acquire those capabilities in order to realize the strategy of blitz warfare by a surprise war and preemptive attack.
Jangle Jangle is staging an actual war with huge weaponry as "5mt ICBM" and "50mt ICBM" have been launched at the unprovocative peoples of Steel Island. This saber-rattling and preemptive attack launched by Jangle Jangle to realize its Australia strategy is as dangerous an act as jumping from a frying pan into the fire.
The Jangle Jangle adventurous strategy of preemptive attack is, however, bound to go bust. It is well advised to stop its reckless play with fire. It will soon learn how "defenseless" nations holding reserves of Uranium such as Steel Island or ourselves are never "paper tigers" to be burnt up in flames so easily.
Takatori
02-08-2004, 02:58
Jangle Jangle Ridge's belligerence flailed

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Tengunbashi, August 2 -- Spokesperson Goyo Kirashi of the Ministry for Defense's Air and Heavens Command read out an official response to Jingle Jangle Ridge's recent unprovoked and belligerent nuclear catastrophic attack on Steel Island.
The statement follows:
This offense indicates that the Jangle Jangle Ridge administration lead by the self-described "very impatient fellow" and "national leader" Tarenteor is putting into practice in real earnest the new "theory of preemptive attack" for spite after being dismissed from Uranium concession consideration by Steel Ridge due after its ill-chosen and selfish demands.
Jangle Jangle Ridge has zealously pushed forward the building of pre-emptive "sattelite"[sic] missile launching "weapons platform" in orbit of the globe and an "anti-missile defense" allegedly to defend its mainland.
The Jangle Jangle Ridge moves to establish a hegemony of terror in Australia are part of its reckless strategy to control and dominate the world with a military and strategic edge.
Such moves of Jangle Jangle Ridge are very dangerous as they will spark a global arms race bound to lead to a new "Cold War."
It is as clear as daylight that other countries will take measures to cope with the Jangle Jangle Ridge frantic moves for Uranium and mass-destructive weapons in a bid to retain a nuclear edge for world domination.
This would trigger off a new nuclear arms race and the world would face a new danger of thermonuclear war.
The Jangle Jangle Ridge is an extremely dangerous and rash act which will entail catastrophic consequences and disasters.
The situation goes to prove that the peace, stability and prosperity of the world are unthinkable unless the Tarenteor administration's wild ambition to dominate the world is held in check.
Jangle Jangle Ridge's hegemonic and brigandish moves strongly convinces everyone of the justice of the steps taken by Takatori to increase its own capability for self-defence to be strong enough to repel any aggressors and pushes Takatori to bolster its war deterrent force.
Jangle Jangle Ridge
02-08-2004, 06:45
OOC: What? Since when have I tried to hurt people with the Alliance?
IC:
We deny everything!
Akaton
02-08-2004, 06:55
We in The Evil Empire of Akaton have nothing but respect for Jangle Jangle Ridge. We fought side by side with them during the destruction of Ersilia, and they are an honorable people. We have never seen them attack a nation without a good reason.
Jangle Jangle Ridge
02-08-2004, 07:07
We in The Evil Empire of Akaton have nothing but respect for Jangle Jangle Ridge. We fought side by side with them during the destruction of Ersilia, and they are an honorable people. We have never seen them attack a nation without a good reason.

OOC: Funny thing is, I DID do that. But it was for the greater good of my people. I have a basic Area-51 there now. But for all they know, I'm making cold fusion! Imma hero!
Jangle Jangle Ridge
02-08-2004, 07:08
We in The Evil Empire of Akaton have nothing but respect for Jangle Jangle Ridge. We fought side by side with them during the destruction of Ersilia, and they are an honorable people. We have never seen them attack a nation without a good reason.
OOC: Though, he got paid back. I gave him 14 trillion USD for a radioactive island. So whatever.
Jangle Jangle Ridge
02-08-2004, 15:44
We are appaled by these accustations and will be forced to sanction you if you continue to slander me!