NationStates Jolt Archive


The Turtle Culture

Waylend
01-08-2004, 20:16
Welcome to Turtle Culture the new hip store to buy your turtle Waylend culture toys CDs games music stickers lights flash lights radio tv dvd player almost anyhting you can imagine with a Hip Waylend culture theme witch is TURTLES.
CALL 1-666-01-TURTLE
Turtle Stuff
Turtle Walk On Water
The new hip Turtle that your kids can worship.
Can come with allmost any kind of fake gold emblem.
$12.99
Turtle Trash Talker
Teach em the ways of the FOO.
$9.99 Say FOO in your order and possible 3 dollars off!
Turtle Techno
A new funk hit thats sweeping the country its's Turtedelic.
$2.99 What can we say, Its just weird.
Turtle Miniatures
Already painted, Over 400 turtle types, Weapons of all kind, Buy yours today!
5 pack $3.99
7 pack $4.99
10 pack $6.99
Turtle Rap
YO! Was up dawg this new hip shit of FUNK will rock your stereo with rymes and rythems FOOL.
$5.99
Dancing Turtle
WOO. This dancing turtle will make you the coolest at the party just put it on your shoulder and it dances.
$10.99
Tutle Furniture
This new style of furniture will make a great add on wait no a SET to your house!
Just remember Waylend is one of the finest Furniture makers in the WORLD.That may be a lie. Please read the fine print.
Tutle Couch $119.99
Turtle Lamp $19.99
Turtle Drawer $99.99
Turtle Chair $74.99
Whole Set $249.99
This is just a bit of the thousands of Items just ask to see what we have!
Waylend
01-08-2004, 20:37
bump
Technocracia
01-08-2004, 21:38
This is an international incident??
Technocracia
01-08-2004, 21:38
Ahhh well i'll take the Turtle Techno, i guess :S
Tyrandis
01-08-2004, 21:47
The Imperial Triumviate demands that you cease trying to sell your turtle-themed merchandise.

Or the bunny gets it... :)
Technocracia
01-08-2004, 21:49
The Imperial Triumviate demands that you cease trying to sell your turtle-themed merchandise.

Or the bunny gets it... :)

You heartless, cruel man you :P
Waylend
01-08-2004, 23:16
Order confirmed.
We know of no figure of importance called Bunny execpt Pip Or also known as Pip the Bunny Or Pip the Pimp but he's at a casino smoking pot... On Waylend I think...
New stuff.
Turtle DVD player Turtle TV and Turtle Stereo
Turtle DVD player
$49.99
Turtle TV
21 inch $499.99
26 inch $599.99
30 inch $649.99
42 inch $699.99
56 inch $799.99
71 inch $1499.99
Turtle Stereo
$49.99
Speakers regular medium
extra
Large $19.99
X-Large $29.99
XX-Large $39.99
Cadre de Perche $59.99