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"With a Powerful Battleship, Fast Destroyer, and a Fierce Carrier fused together, making the World's NEXT Powerful Battleship!

Turbo Engine goes 80 MAX. Speed MPH!
High Performance 24k Gold 300mm Guns! (shoots regular or mini nukes)
Light Titanium Armor makes great naval warfare!
Nuclear and Solar Powered!
Anti-Air, Anti-Submarines, and has SAM Batteries everywhere!
Latest Techology Radar tracks down most steath objects!
Carries up to 250 air units!

Weight: 1.2 Million Tons.
Price: $1.3 trillion

Suggested Fleet... And extra money totals
... 3 Nuclear Submarines: $540 billion
... 5 Carriers: $1.5 trillion
... 4 Destroyers: $600 billion
... 4 Battleships: $950 billion

BONUS: If buy the entire fleet, 1 trillion dollars will be deducted off of your price!

High Performance 24k Gold 300mm Guns!
^^^^
WTH? :D

OOC: I think he's making a point about how ridiculous all these superdreadnaughts are.

Solar Powered??? :D :p :D :p :D :p

OOC: You know what's sad? I'm 95% sure he's not making fun of them. I know somebody who knows him, and he says its just ridiculous. Sad, just very sad. But this does show us just how ridiculous the Super-Dreadnaught race is, y'know?

Does it come with leather seats?

The Kingdom of Killer Bong would like to request a full fleet and at a total cost of 4, 890, 000, 000, 000. All of the money will be wired upon confirmation.
Will Pay Extra money for custom paint job.

Sincerely,
Admiral Samuel J. Scott
First Class, Royal Navy

I think he is serious (tried to let it come in slowly).

Plus, everything is very unreal, not even future tech.

Plus, although it does in fact make fun of the dreadnaught race (and I deeply ask that you reframe from mentioning the Liberator with this cham), I myself designned the Truitt Ultra Heavy Missle Cruiser for plain defence agenst the Doujin (I wasn't even thinking about expanding my two already made "Heavy Weight Series Vessels" untill Doujin set his ships for sale) and other super shisp out there that the Liberator or Hamptonshire can not take.

As a note personally to Hawaiian Islands:
I have blocked you on AIM
You are plain out annoiying
And your escalade is a mockery of any form of navy
(Plus: Research things before you start to make them, my Liberator took nearly three weeks, for the basics)

Although the last bit was not becouse of your Escalade thing, it is becouse you are plain out anoiying, and the I.G.N.O.R.E. Spread Sheet Missle has hit both your nation, and mine, so in the international, nether exists to each other.

But, nice attempt, it does do good as a joke though, I should have posted something like this in the past!

I didn't go for "huge ship". Everything thinks I did. I took a normal-sized battleship, and used electromagnets and a set of 40 jet engines to make it air-capable. That's the advantage. I DO have a bigger ship than it, also using obscene amounts of power to put it in air, but it's more of a carrier with a heavy weapons loadout. Anyways, it's near-future tech.

Never saw what the big deal about these super deadnoughts and giant battle ships was...I'll take a nice fighter jet (usually a lot cheaper) slap on a few cruise missles and theirs my idea of a battle ship. As for the super dreadnoughts, spend the same amount on fighter jets and fill em up with torpedoes, and that'll be where my money is any day.

OOC: I think he's making a point about how ridiculous all these superdreadnaughts are.

If he is then he is doing a good job, otherwise I am going to laugh forever.

Well, I myself am making the Green Hawk I, which is something like, say the Protoss' Carrier on StarCraft.

It will be a further more advanced aircraft carrier, but for the air. It will have a mixture of scramjets and ramjets. Although of cource it would be large, so would its capasity, roughly 500, same of that of my Liberator CUH.

So, I geuss I might be changing the subject, but guys, listen to this:

Hawaiian Islands,
Your design is impossable, and would nto even float, and if it did, those cannons would melt with the first round. Also, your "Anti-Torpedo" and other things that are undescriptive are very newbish (I am not trying to suggest anything)

Also, saying Nuclear submarine, missle submarine, and Anti-Air, SAM, all that, it just plain doesn't cut the cheese man. You need to mention the types fo SAM systems, the types fo AAs, the classes of the SSBNs, SSNs, and SSGNs (Balistic Missle Submarine, Attack Submarine, Nuclear Missle Submarine or heavy, all nuclear powered btw).

Also, submarines barely make a fleet, and your Destroyers, very brief once agian.

I am simpley saying, unless you want people who can not afford this due to being one day old and knowing nothing about basic militaris and politics, then you will make little litt,e since the price alone is bigger than most 5mil pop nations make yearly, and that is overall, not military.

So, three things:
Over priced
Unreal, impossable
General Descriptions

(Also, you need hull information, armament in numbers, powers, powerplant description, and that is just the beganning)

OOC- This is hilarious. Especially how the fleet packages are offered with no description whatsoever! The cannons are solid gold...

And someone bought one! Hawaiian Islands gets a cookie for this.'

Postscript:
Hawaiian Islands, this is a joke, right?

I hope that's a Mirathan cookie. ;) But seriously...solid gold guns. This has to be a joke.

I'm gonna order one, I'll use money my hackers grabbed out of the pockets of dead nations to do it.....

Man this is gonn RAWK!

1 Escalade please

"1.3 Trillion" "dollars" "wired"

Huh? Solid gold guns? Why do the carriers in your fleet package cost $300bn each, btw? And why to the destroyers cost $150bn each?

This is just ridiculous. I propose that all uber-dreadnoughts be banned.

Nah uberdreadnaughts are good on the whole. Well some are, namely the Doujin.

This ship is a Godmod. It will be ignored.

This ship is a Godmod. It will be ignored. No, its not a ship, its too low to get that name, its a piece of sh..crap. And will be ignored, along with HI, *I know he's not making a joke*

Does it come with leather seats?
For the crew? Extra 100,000 dollars.

High Performance 24k Gold 300mm Guns!
^^^^
WTH? :D
Yes. NOT solid gold.

C'mon everyone...

I'll put better, not-godmoding ships with this name in a while... GIVE ME SOME SUPPORT!

Now, please.. even the Doujin has leather seats...

Does this thing put the Bang Bang in your Bling Bling?

Tehe. Very good joke.

I think that's the first time I've ever used the phrase "Bling Bling" without the urge to throttle the nearest trendie puff...

This is just ridiculous. I propose that all uber-dreadnoughts be banned.
Bring it up with the UN if you like--or just target them with cruise missiles.

Meh I left the UN ages ago.

I didn't go for "huge ship". Everything thinks I did. I took a normal-sized battleship, and used electromagnets and a set of 40 jet engines to make it air-capable. That's the advantage. I DO have a bigger ship than it, also using obscene amounts of power to put it in air, but it's more of a carrier with a heavy weapons loadout. Anyways, it's near-future tech.
???
Electromagnets can't float a battleship. A huge one can temporarily float a frog. Please research, as someone said above.