NationStates Jolt Archive


Conclavia(n) Unrest

Angst Junkies
30-07-2004, 11:27
Unhappy with the increasingly slothful nature of recent arrivals to the region and compelled by a need to have something to brood about, The Armed Republic of Angst Junkies has decided to issue notice to its fellow Conclavians that they must surrender all cattle, hot babes, sloths and the smartarse who came up with 'Pain is an illusion caused by taxation, my son', within the next 24 hrs. If you lack any of these assets, give us what you got. Failing which satellite photos will reveal the possible existence of WMDs and the ARAJ will be compelled to lauch pre-emptive strikes.
Ahugeidentitycrisis
03-08-2004, 09:56
<saunters into forum> what's this all about then?

hot babes? no hot babes. all we gots is Marduk.

they have snipers. neat. :sniper:
Cow-abunga
03-08-2004, 10:59
:fluffle: :headbang: :mp5: :gundge: :D :eek:

How's *that* for a first post?

And I agree with whatshername, we need hot babes here.
Cow-abunga
04-08-2004, 05:48
Oh, er, before I forget, the taxation/pain quote was by Forge. You should keel heem and brood over it!

How goes the brood wars with Marduk? <obscure-joke snicker>
Angst Junkies
04-08-2004, 08:01
hah, there is no brood war with mards! i won, and now he's my brood bitch :fluffle:

as for whoever came up with the idea of adding bald eagles to the menu :upyours:
Ahugeidentitycrisis
04-08-2004, 17:36
what brood wars?

:upyours: :upyours: :upyours: :upyours: :upyours: :upyours:
muahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ahugeidentitycrisis
05-08-2004, 16:12
Fools! Entertain me! :headbang: