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Jangle Jangle Ridge President was...

:sniper:

Murdered by a sniper.

OOC: Yeah, ofcourse, learn how to RP!

:eek: [j/k]

Jangle Jangle Ridge President was...

:sniper:

Murdered by a sniper.

Será que os americanos não percebem que são eles os grandes estúpidos?

OOC: Yeah, ofcourse, learn how to RP!

What is RP?

I don't have time to rp all time in this stupid game.
I kill all army of this stupid nation and he create more armies.

He say that kill all my nation. It's a lie.

My nation is alive and make sex all girls and woman of Jangle Jangle Ridge.
The men died when 100,000,000,000,000,000 nuke bomb destroy all army.

You dont have nukes, you have to be over 100 million for that + RP the development of it.

What is RP?

I don't have time to rp all time in this stupid game.
I kill all army of this stupid nation and he create more armies.

He say that kill all my nation. It's a lie.

My nation is alive and make sex all girls and woman of Jangle Jangle Ridge.
The men died when 100,000,000,000,000,000 nuke bomb destroy all army.
No. You SAID you destroyed my armies. But you didn't. And that sniper threw the rubber ducky he had for a weapon(due to the fact that you nation is a huge crater that was looted by ninjas) and missed.

OOC: LOL, a Sniper using a rubby ducky? That's probably one of the funniest things i've seen in a post yet.

Hey, budget cuts. Ersilia threw another one and it hit. He's crashing my party!

No. You SAID you destroyed my armies. But you didn't. And that sniper threw the rubber ducky he had for a weapon(due to the fact that you nation is a huge crater that was looted by ninjas) and missed.

I don't Understand.
But my country is healthful.
You are so stupid that your weapons are false and don't destroy nothing.

What are the reasons for this war?

I want peace with all weapon traffic nations.

LOL, I just rooted you on.

This is so funny! Ninjas looting his crater?

Yeh, Jangle Jangle Ringe and it's president is twisted and weird, and I like that. That's why I'm allying with him!

This is so funny! Ninjas looting his crater?
Well, someone tried to loot the crater before I did. So I was forced to use ninjas to loot the entire crater faster, then loot the looters.

OOC:
When will you learn, Ersilia, that such unprovoked, poorly RP'd attacks are considered cowardly and stupid :headbang: . In order to properly kill the leader of a country, there should be a several post progression in which the sniper sneaks in to the country, kills guards, does interesting stuff, then kills the leader you are targeting. Your style of attack is annoying and attracts loads of angry nations to destroy you.

IC:

The Evil Empire of Akaton condemns this unnecesary act of terrorism. We offer our condolences to the family of Jangle Jangle Ridge's recently mudered leader. We will deploy our military immediately to support acts of retribution against the clearly terroristic nation, Ersilia.


Order to Captain Smith aboard the carrier AIS Dark Sword:
Change course towards Ersilia, all ahead full. Ready all Reaper VTOLs for immediate deployment.

Order to 1st strategic bomber group:
Load thermobaric bombs and launch B-1B squadrons at my command. Your objective is this: Destroy all targets of opportunity in Ersilia's captital. Attack anything that moves, leave none alive.

I made what the USA make in the world.

:)

I make my conclusions. The USA, the police of the world, are stupids!

OOC: Ersilia, but Taron (JJR's leader) isn't . The Sniper sued a rubber ducky, and Taron ate him (my character saw it just before getting lucky with a demonette :P)

OOC:
When will you learn, Ersilia, that such unprovoked, poorly RP'd attacks are considered cowardly and stupid :headbang: . In order to properly kill the leader of a country, there should be a several post progression in which the sniper sneaks in to the country, kills guards, does interesting stuff, then kills the leader you are targeting. Your style of attack is annoying and attracts loads of angry nations to destroy you.

IC:

The Evil Empire of Akaton condemns this unnecesary act of terrorism. We offer our condolences to the family of Jangle Jangle Ridge's recently mudered leader. We will deploy our military immediately to support acts of retribution against the clearly terroristic nation, Ersilia.


Order to Captain Smith aboard the carrier AIS Dark Sword:
Change course towards Ersilia, all ahead full. Ready all Reaper VTOLs for immediate deployment.

Order to 1st strategic bomber group:
Load thermobaric bombs and launch B-1B squadrons at my command. Your objective is this: Destroy all targets of opportunity in Ersilia's captital. Attack anything that moves, leave none alive.
OOC: I'd like to note: I'm not dead. Taren is too cool to have him die like this. He's been my leader for a while.

I made what the USA make in the world.

:)

I make my conclusions. The USA, the police of the world, are stupids!
OOC: Well, that's the smartest thing you've said.

OOC: Well, that's the smartest thing you've said.

I will stop with my agressions against all your storefronts.
And I make peace with you.

I will pay all costs of this war unless you stop the sell weapons to terrorists and dictatorships.

:)

I sold nothing. I'm innocent :D

OOC: Cut this guy some slack, ok? HE doesnt have a good grip on the English language, and hes trying teh best he can! Unfortunatly, i only know English and Spanish, but i dont knwo portugese.

Sorry for my spelling, my laptop has a bad keyboard.

OOC: Cut this guy some slack, ok? HE doesnt have a good grip on the English language, and hes trying teh best he can! Unfortunatly, i only know English and Spanish, but i dont knwo portugese.

Sorry for my spelling, my laptop has a bad keyboard.

I know. Hey, I thought it was Spanish, and I'm supposed to be learning the language. :D

OOC: Cut this guy some slack, ok? HE doesnt have a good grip on the English language, and hes trying teh best he can! Unfortunatly, i only know English and Spanish, but i dont knwo portugese.

Sorry for my spelling, my laptop has a bad keyboard.

But come on, 100 quadrillion nukes?

I made what the USA make in the world.

:)

I make my conclusions. The USA, the police of the world, are stupids!


special agent johnson sticks a nuke up your butt and pushes the button.

KotR, whats yor MSN/YIM email/handle?

Ah, stop trying to be cool and writing in potugeuse. Anyone can translate it. And if you dont want to rp all the time, then you are in the wrong forum bud.

This thread makes the children cry.

I made what the USA make in the world.

:)

I make my conclusions. The USA, the police of the world, are stupids!
stupid, huh? Let me tell you something. If it wasn't for the stupid police of the world, most countries would still be under dictatorships. You wouldn't be in a cozy nice bed or house(apartment, whatever your in) Get over it, no matter what you think( or anyone else for that matter) the USA are the police of the world. We keep other countries inline. ( i'm not talking about any of the mother f***ers that corrupt our great land.)


"Long arm of the Reaper"

http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:JL709LpAvcQJ:azraelscustomleather.com/grim

Pelos vistos és uma bela merda a falar inglês!!!
Estás lixado...
Esta guerra foi por uma só razão:
Por não saberes falar inglês!
Uma vergonha...
O Imperador está a ficar envergonhado perante este facto.
Está determinado a mandar o Chanceler Rei de Ersilia para o cadafalso.

I made what the USA make in the world.

:)

I make my conclusions. The USA, the police of the world, are stupids!

You will die my stupid. You are a traitor against the Holy Jinsulas Empire.