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Jangle Jangle Ridge Extremely Stupid Drunken Victory Fervor!

Jangle Jangle Ridge
29-07-2004, 18:11
After the defeat of the Species 1 fleet, Taren and his allies(they're secondary characters, they don't get names) Are partying at Taren's mansion. His BIG mansion.
Commorargh
29-07-2004, 18:15
Commorargh will send:

Urien Rakarth,
40 Daemonettes,
Jangle Jangle Ridge
29-07-2004, 18:28
Arrives on the ground with a thud, landing in his Mech. He hops out of the seat and walks through the double doors, straight into to party,which seems to have started without him. His sisters seem to have blended with the other female demons. Popping open a bottle of Soulbrew, he downed, and settled on a suede couch.
Outer Heaven MK II
29-07-2004, 18:31
Liquidus will send himself, his royal guards, and all two million ship mates. And five cargo ships full of beer, five full of wine, five full of expert chefs, five full of meat, five full of girls :P and five full of mexican cuisine.

Enjoy :)
Jangle Jangle Ridge
29-07-2004, 18:34
Taren lays down on the suede couch, drinking and brooding.
Outer Heaven MK II
29-07-2004, 18:36
Out of the sky, Metal Gear ROBIN flew, with half a dozen cargo ships trailing behind. After a few odd manuevers, the ROBIN managed to land, and it only crushed about two settlements. The cargoships landed in the courtyard, unloaded their cargo, and left.

Liquidus walked out of Robin, along with the two million personnell what bravely worked the ROBIN. Wearing his specially tailor made party wear (smart, but casual and stinks of richness), Liquidus looked like da bomb. The rest of the crew were just dressed casually. Liquidus saw the mansion doors open, and so he and his crew walked in, and Liquidus hooted.

"It's party time!" he shouted, and suddenly, all that the cargoships had delivered arrived inside the mansion, and the fun began...
Jangle Jangle Ridge
29-07-2004, 18:37
Taren kept laying, drinking, and brooding.
Commorargh
29-07-2004, 18:38
Several Daemonettes took and interest in Liquidus.... ;)
Jangle Jangle Ridge
29-07-2004, 18:39
Blinks at the deamonettes, made sure none of them were one of his sisters after too much to drink, and brooded again.
Outer Heaven MK II
29-07-2004, 18:46
Liquidus looked over at the Daemonettes and winked. Finishing a conversation with one of his crew, he walked over.

"Tell me, what are the most attractive Daemonettes in the universe doing here?" Liquidus said, his best y and attractive voice put on.
Jangle Jangle Ridge
29-07-2004, 18:49
Taren rubs his head as a rubber ducky bounces off it and turns around to see Ersilia with another rubber ducky in his hand, "You die today!"
Outer Heaven MK II
29-07-2004, 18:51
OOC: LOL!

IC: Liquidus turned to see a madman with a rubber ducky, he then saw Taren holding one, rubbing his head.

"Kick his ass Taren!" Liquidus shouted to him, and then he turned back to the Daemonettes, and continued to flirt...
Jangle Jangle Ridge
29-07-2004, 18:52
Taren walks over, picks up Ersilia, and throws him out the door. Then he walks outside, morphs into demon form, and eats him.
Commorargh
29-07-2004, 18:54
The daemonettes start to carve their claws.....
Outer Heaven MK II
29-07-2004, 18:54
Liquidus sees what happens, and then hoots.

"GO Taren!" he yelled. He then got bored, yawned, and continued to flirt with the Daemonettes, but now he had a bottle of White Wine in his hands, and so he gulped it down, and shared the rest with the Daemonettes (c'mon Commoragh, you control these Daemonettes don't you?).
Outer Heaven MK II
29-07-2004, 18:55
OOC: Erm, was that a good thing you posted or bad? I can't remember what Daemonettes find attractive and funny.
Jangle Jangle Ridge
29-07-2004, 18:56
Taren settles back on the couch again, throwing the rubber ducky away. He picks up a phone, says something, and then walks over to a small door to the kitchen and takes some pizzas from the counter. He looks in the top box and pulls out a big slice of mushroom pizza, and then another of spinach and feta.
Commorargh
29-07-2004, 18:57
One daemonette grabed Liquidus down behind the sofa. Their fate was unknow, but strane, smooching sounds could be heard behind the sofa.....
Jangle Jangle Ridge
29-07-2004, 18:59
Taren just continued to eat pizza. Strangely, nothing with meat on it. And he switched from Soulbrew to Jamesons.
Outer Heaven MK II
29-07-2004, 19:02
OOC: Cheers mate, I'm out fo the loop for a few posts! Now for me to mess with my own girls.

IC: The Outer Heaven women looked around, until they spotted Urien Rakarth. They walked up to him, and in unison they said:

"Hey sexy, you're that big hunky leader of Commoragh aren't you?"
Jangle Jangle Ridge
29-07-2004, 19:05
Still not eating meat pizza, Taren has switched back to Soulbrew, but a red, bloody mist could be seen in his eyes to anyone close enough to look straight into his eyes, which no one is.
Outer Heaven MK II
29-07-2004, 19:09
After a few minutes, Liquidus' head poked up above the sofa briefly, looking hot, sweaty, and overloaded with pleasure. But before he could get up a hand grabbed, him, and he was yanked back down :D .
Jangle Jangle Ridge
29-07-2004, 19:12
Taren slowly picked up a piece of Pepperoni pizza, and slowly eats it, his nails sharpening, into claws, before shrinking back to fingernails. The eyes are now much more obviously red.
Outer Heaven MK II
29-07-2004, 19:15
A few minutes after, Liquidus stumbles from the Sofa in slightly ripped clothing, and the Daemonette is still behind the sofa, passed out (he knows how to do his stuff :D). He eats some food from one of the stalls his chefs set up, and stumbled into the kitchen, to find Taren eating pizza.

"Yo Taren, can we speak for a mo?" he asked.
Jangle Jangle Ridge
29-07-2004, 19:16
Taren look up at Liquidus boredly, "No. And no, I'm not going to ask why, so don't tell me."
Outer Heaven MK II
29-07-2004, 19:18
"Jesus dude, I was gonna talk about our alliance man..." he muttered. Liquidus stumbled in, and then got a pizza box down, and started to eat.
Jangle Jangle Ridge
29-07-2004, 19:19
"Would you like to choke you until you throw that pizza up or should I just slice you open?"
Outer Heaven MK II
29-07-2004, 19:24
Liquidus turned to Taren.

"Up yours dude." he said, and then he walked out with his pizza, into the fray of the party...
Jangle Jangle Ridge
29-07-2004, 19:33
Taren mutters under his breath, clawing at the couch fabric.
Commorargh
29-07-2004, 19:36
OOC: Cheers mate, I'm out fo the loop for a few posts! Now for me to mess with my own girls.

IC: The Outer Heaven women looked around, until they spotted Urien Rakarth. They walked up to him, and in unison they said:

"Hey sexy, you're that big hunky leader of Commoragh aren't you?"

OOC:
He's actually subject to the will of Archite Ekladrah, but she's to drugged up to care about anything ;)

I.C:
"Erm, yes..."
Jangle Jangle Ridge
29-07-2004, 19:51
Taren growls suddenly, as his eyes fill with a glowing red, his nails sharpening into claws again, as he squeezes his hands, the claws digging into this palm, black blood dripping onto the blue suede, as he gnashes his tee... wait, fangs.
Jangle Jangle Ridge
29-07-2004, 20:04
Taren shakes himself a moment as the party around him stops, growling slightly at the deamonesses staring at him, to ward them off.
Jangle Jangle Ridge
29-07-2004, 20:06
OOC: Comm, RP for the deamonesses, will you?
Commorargh
29-07-2004, 20:07
40 deamonettes dogpile onto him and attempt to drag him behind the sofa.....
Jangle Jangle Ridge
29-07-2004, 20:08
Tarenteor finds himself dragged behind the sofa, relatively unwillingly, then, an hour later, comes out of said dogpile... rather unwillingly.
Commorargh
29-07-2004, 20:11
The Daemonettes drag him back in, another one takng fron place..... ;)
Jangle Jangle Ridge
29-07-2004, 20:11
OOC: Note this, Taren hasn't been near any other demons, let alone FEMALE ones, in a while. Just humans.
Commorargh
29-07-2004, 20:12
Okay :p
Jangle Jangle Ridge
29-07-2004, 20:13
OOC: He'll thank you. Maybe tommorrow. Or next week.
Outer Heaven MK II
29-07-2004, 20:23
The s didn't spot Urien Rakarth's lie, and so they grabbed him, pulled him behind a recently set up podium, and they weren't seen for a while...

Meanwhile, Liquidus ran up the podium, and set up a microphone. After a few minutes, it was properly set up, and Liquidus plugged it into the Speaker set that appeared from nowhere.

"Good evening peeps, it's me, Liquidus Snake. Now, I'm bored, extremely ed, and I've got this select crew onboard my ship that keep begging me to set up a concert for them. And hell, why not? But before we kick off, who here likes Heavy Metal, and Earth Bands like Slipknot and Metallica?" Liquidus asked. Behind him in the darkness, the select group were dressed up and ready to go, hoping for the audience to say yes...
Jangle Jangle Ridge
29-07-2004, 20:23
*next week* Taren crawls, slowly, away from the pile, and falls asleep.
Outer Heaven MK II
29-07-2004, 20:28
OOC: Jangle Jangle Ridge, make the crowd say yes...
Jangle Jangle Ridge
29-07-2004, 20:30
*wakes up groggily and waves at the deamonesses* Only if they come too!
*crowd cheers*
Jangle Jangle Ridge
29-07-2004, 20:36
Taren crawls back behind the couch...
Outer Heaven MK II
29-07-2004, 20:44
Liquidus grinned.

"Allllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll rightey then!" he shouted. He quickly ran into the darkness, and after a few seconds, a dude with long blonde hair, a electric guitar, and wearing a mask designed to stop cannibals from eating people (Liquidus) ran out and slid across the floor. He then got up, and grabbed the microphone. And it started like this...

"I push my fingers into my eyes
It’s the only thing that slowly stops the ache
But it’s made of all the things I have to TAKE!!!
JESUS IT NEVER ENDS, IT WORKS IT WAY INSIDE!
IF THE PAIN GOES ON...ROOOOAR!!!!

I have screamed until my veins collapsed
I waited as my time’s elapsed
Now all I do is live with so much fate
I've wished for this, I've bitched at that
I've left behind this little fact
You cannot kill what you did not create
I've gotta say what I've gotta say
And then I swear I'll go away
But I can't promise you'll enjoy the noise
I guess I’ll save the best for last
My future seems like one big past
You’re left with me 'cause you left me no choice

I push my fingers into my EYES!
It’s the only thing that slowly stops the ache
IF THE PAIN GOES ON, I'M NOT GONNA MAKE IT!!!

Put me back together
Or separate the skin from bone
Leave me all the pieces
Then you can leave me alone
Tell me the reality
Is better than the dream
But I found out the hard way
Nothing is what it seems!

I PUSH MY FINGERS INTO MY EYES!
IT'S THE ONLY THING, THAT SLOWLY STOP THE ACHE!
But it’s made of all
The things I have to TAKE!
Jesus it never ends
It works its way inside
If the pain goes on
I'M NOT GONNA MAKE IT!!!

All I've got
All I've gone is insane!
All I've got
All I've gone is insane!
All I've got!
All I've gone is insane!
ALL I'VE GOT!
ALL I'VE GOT IS INSANE!
ALL I'VE GOT!
ALL I'VE GOT IS INSANE!
ALL I'VE GOT!
ALL I'VE GOT IS INSANE!!!!

I PUSH MY FINGERS INTO MYYYYYYYYY....eyes!
It’s the only thing that slowly stops the ache
But it’s made of all
The things I have to take
Jesus it never ends
It works its way inside
If the pain goes on
I'M NOT GONNA MAKE IT!

All I've got
All I've gone is insane!
All I've got
All I've gone is insane!
All I've got!
All I've gone is insane!
All I've got!
All I've gone is insane!"

And for the next few hours, the party became a rock fest as Liquidus rocked on the guitar and sang so loud the speakers nearly blew, the others just got insane and jumped off the stage, and the rest of the crowd just destroyed everything, and tried to get their hands on Liquidus and the band members...
Outer Heaven MK II
29-07-2004, 20:48
OOC: I hoped you liked that LOL, took me ages to fix up.
Outer Heaven MK II
29-07-2004, 20:56
OOC: BUMP for Commoragh
Jangle Jangle Ridge
29-07-2004, 20:57
Watches Liquidous and leans on a deamoness shoulder.
Commorargh
29-07-2004, 20:57
The 40 daemonettes broke into a run. But ahead of them, a group of plaguebearers of nurgle tried to drag liquidud under the sofa..... :gundge:
Jangle Jangle Ridge
29-07-2004, 20:59
The 40 daemonettes broke into a run. But ahead of them, a group of plaguebearers of nurgle tried to drag liquidud under the sofa..... :gundge:
*feel lonely* *hides behind Suede sofa, eats spinach and feta pizza, broods, and drinks soulbrew*
Jangle Jangle Ridge
29-07-2004, 21:01
Taren whistles, handing a Terminator squad leader a death contract for liquidous.
Jangle Jangle Ridge
29-07-2004, 21:01
OOC: Me no good with names...
Outer Heaven MK II
29-07-2004, 21:02
Liquidus continued to sing, while fighting off the plaguebearers, he jumped on the stage, and continued, but then he was yanked off the stage by the daemonettes, and well, as soon as Liquidus went behind the sofa, strangely, he stopped singing, and the microphone rolled off...and another guy picked up the microphone, and continued for Liquidus. Meanwhile, behind the sofa, Liquidus was experiencing and seeing things he thoought weren't possible...
Jangle Jangle Ridge
29-07-2004, 21:04
*curses* NOoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo... yes
Jangle Jangle Ridge
29-07-2004, 21:06
Taren wonders to himself if humans are demons are cross-fertile.
Outer Heaven MK II
29-07-2004, 21:08
OOC: One hell fo a party!

IC: Two hours later, Liquidus energed, ravanged, looking stoned and dreaming, and bleeding. But he emerged, with the daemonettes lying on the floor, practically unconscious. He grinned, pulled back his wet hair, and he took up his former posistion, and he started to sing again, with people going wild once more, trying to grab him...
Outer Heaven MK II
29-07-2004, 21:09
OOC: If they are, hell, they can keep the kids!
Jangle Jangle Ridge
29-07-2004, 21:11
Heh, half demons are stupid, full demons are cooler! Any demon children are welcome. Unless they make me mad. Then they get eaten.
Outer Heaven MK II
29-07-2004, 21:22
OOC: That's good, and I'm glad to see Liquidus stirs up quite the crowd.
Outer Heaven MK II
29-07-2004, 21:37
OOC: I'm off for the night, cyas in the morning
Outer Heaven MK II
30-07-2004, 17:57
BuMp
Outer Heaven MK II
10-09-2004, 21:42
OOC: It's been a while, but I should wrap this up.

IC: A few weeks later, Liquidus woke up. He got up, and saw everyone lying everywhere.

"Wow, not even the war of Equack 10 equaled the desolation this place experienced." Liquidus said. He awoke his fellow band members.

"Wake everyone else up, and lets go, I'm anxious to see what I've missed back home." he ordered.

"Yes sir." they all said...


Two hours later...


Everyone that arrived with Liquidus awoke. They all got up, and looked at him. By now, Liquidus was far more awake, and...normal.

"What are you maggots waioting for? Loot the f**king place, pack up all our stuff, and lets go!" he ordered.

They all bowed, and got to work....


Another hour...


Liquidus overlooked the mansion. They'd done well, and it'd been greeat, but OH needed him, and so, he got a knife out. He wrapped the hilt in parchment (with something written on it), and went over to Taren. He lifted the knife up, and then shoved it up his arse. He grinned,a nd then turned to the fourty daemonesses lying behind the sofa. Liquidus gestured to the 1,000 Crimson Guards around the place.

"Drag these nice ladies aboard, and get me a gin." he ordered. They all bowed, and collected up the daemonesses...


Another hour or so...


Liquidus laughed as he overlooked the mansion. It'd been great. Somehow, Liquidus hoped to see Taren again, even though the reason escaped him. Shaking his head, he knocked back the rest of the Gin, smashed the bottle on the ground, and boarded the ROBIN.

With a hydraulic hiss, the boarding ramp to the ROBIN closed. Thrusters firing, the ROBIN levitated off the ground, and then shot off into space...