Fell Hoppers
29-07-2004, 16:44
The Great President of the Absolute Dictatorship of Fell Hoppers has recieved a threat of assasination. We suspect this terrorist to be from the Vampire States of The House of Orlok, but the only claim they have made is the kidnapping of a lowly farmer from our mountainous region, a person that is not usefull to our state.
Take this message to heart: Anyone who attempts to assasinate the great leader of Fell Hoppers will suffer dire consiquences, be it from having to listen to rap music to death by torture.
Commorargh
29-07-2004, 16:47
Unfortunately, we made the threat of assassination. Or rather we supplied the terrorist...
Fell Hoppers
29-07-2004, 17:14
In a board meeting with his advisors, the Dictator strokes his Australian mist as she sits in the leader's lap. As the leader puts the her on the ground, she crawls to her caretaker, where the 350 lb. caretaker feeds the cat the remains of a political dissenter.
"What do we know about this Kabal of Commorargh?" the Dictator asks his top army leader, the newly repromoted General Apple.
"Well," General Apple states, "90% of them are obese. Their president's closest political allies, an oil group lead by it's vice president, believes that our oil wells in the mountains can sustain their economy. My sources in intellegence say that this so called terrorist they claimed to send was a flunkie out of the South African mercenary corporation Executive Outcome."
"Do you take this threat seriously?" asks Admiral Kenmore
"No, I don't really," replies General Apple. "This Kabal of Commorargh obviously made this reply to get a reaction. No. I'm convinced that the House of Orlok, those vampiric bastards, want to break the stalemate from our war this past year."
"Mr. President, I urge you to take diplomatic action on Orlok. They helped us reduce our unneededpopulation by one earlier this week." mentions Admiral Kenmore.
Getting out of his seat, the leader picks up his Australian mist. "That's a good point, Admiral. But for the memory of the late General Kooper, who committed suicide after Aliceanna left him, I will prepare for more war against these Vampires."
Commorargh
29-07-2004, 17:16
OOC:
Actually, we are Eldar, or Space Elves.... And we have a low obesity rate....
Fell Hoppers
29-07-2004, 17:17
OOC: Really? Because your hompage says something about obese people on the sidewalks.
Commorargh
29-07-2004, 17:18
Actually, the obese people are the slaves.....