NationStates Jolt Archive

Try JJR's new people-burgers! They come in Human, Demon, Siren, Dragon, Mindflayer, or any combo of them. You can also get the raw meat to take home and make at your house, or a whole People-burger meal set! Just tell us the meat, bread, number of patties you want, fries rings or tater tots, and your choice fo drink, and we'll give you the price!

Mmmm... solyent burgers. How do they taste? Does it vary from person to person?

Human burgers, that sick, lucky we ain't humans, we're Brydogs.

Do we get a free toy with every meal?

Do we get a free toy with every meal?
Yes.

Sskiss being excusively carnivorous, eat their meat raw and prefer it fresh. Although we will eat carrion if nothing else is available. Our homeworld, as well as our colony worlds have vast "stalking/hunting of prey" areas where we can stalk and hunt much as our ancient ancestors did.

Human burgers, that sick, lucky we ain't humans, we're Brydogs.
Not JUST humans.

Mmmm... solyent burgers. How do they taste? Does it vary from person to person?
Depends on the species. Dragon tastes like a nice juice steak, crossed with a lampchop, wrapped in bacon, and seasoned with everything good in the world for steaks. Mindflayer tastes like Alligator, if you've tried it, a cross between fish and beef and chicken. Demon is... indescribable. And human is half chicken, have beef. With a little something else in there. Oh, and we do nuggets now too!

We would except our nation is filled with vegetarians because we have had a shortage of meat for the longest time, plus, it means now out citizens are quite healthy.

Come on, step up and order! We have shakes and ice cream and stuff too. Also, you can mix meat in the patties. Or have multiple patties, with each being different. And condiments are now FULLY CUSTOMIZABLE!

We would except our nation is filled with vegetarians because we have had a shortage of meat for the longest time, plus, it means now out citizens are quite healthy.
Not even one burger?
Yuuuuuuuuuummmmmmmmmmmyyyyyyyyyy!

The nice, calming "Buy people-burgers now or the evil clowns with butcher knives will slaughter you" song starts playing on the speakers in the store.