NationStates Jolt Archive

We have nuclear weapons. Our demands are:
1. That the UN is disbanded
2. That all UN member nations are also disbanded

If you do not carry out our demands within 1 day, we will nuke the un and all un member nations

Have a crappy day!

All NWV ICBM/ABM Systems are fully armed. Our SLBM 'M.D.F' is entering your waters, our Special Forces have been placed on high alert to breach your nations borders and use Suitcase Nuclear Weapons and several IRBM's equipped with Botox Chemical Weapons are currently on standby and aimed at your nation.

Back down.

defence shields have been activated and orbital weapons placed on red alert

Secret icc: Hey it seems to me you have a problem so how about some help.

Orbital weapons target aquired. Nation 'Weapons-Tech incorp' destroyed

Orbital weapons target aquired. Nation 'Weapons-Tech incorp' destroyed

OK NOOB alert i was talking to you.

Commence firing protocols. Target aquired: UN HQ. T minus 2 mins

Ignore sheilds cover the U.N. offices

firing pattern 27c. ppunch through the defensive shields

Waste of bandwidth.
BTW: Ignore shields are invicible.

Cut enemy nation's power supply

Fire anthrax missiles

You cant break through ignore shields-your treading on Godmodding

but they dont work cuz i cut your power supply

You cant break through ignore shields-your treading on Godmodding
Uhh Dare I post again, they have already godmodded since their second or third post.

but they dont work cuz i cut your power supply *Explains to n00b*: They don't need power, its a form of Ignore, in other words, what ever you do, doesn't happen.

well see ignore sheilds dont need power, they invincible, and impregnible

Nukes fired. UN HQ destroyed

oh my god. Jacobzcoool, do you realize how annoying and stupid your being.

* A happy lil' squadron of b-2 bombers dust Jackobz nations crops with aflatxo*

energy shields active. Fighters shoot down B52s

1 billion ignore cannons aimming at jacbzcoool-firing in 543..

ignore shield to 500%

3 billion fighters attack cannons, destroying them

ignore shields only work for non godmodders so you cant use them
21..firing

3 billion fighters attack cannons, destroying them
you cant destroy ignore cannons

Standard shield up to 3000% charge (power diverted from all non essential areas)

Sir cannons charged ........ and fired.

continue the beams they will break through soon. who want popcorn

Oh yeah?

Activate teleporter

jacobzcoool teleports out of the way, cannons hit Weapons-Tech incorp

Skynet online locating jacobzool........................
located......
targeting........
complete
Firring ignore cannons again
bang bang

teleports into orbit, fires planet destroyer torpoedoes. Planet nuked

ok but we have ignore sheilds and cannons, you got hit and are now a resymbol space ash

Godmodding indead!

Anyhoo, we feed on radioactivity so feel free to nuke us and solve our problems with starvation and hunger throughout the land. :p

Godmodding indead!

Anyhoo, we feed on radioactivity so feel free to nuke us and solve our problems with starvation and hunger throughout the land. :p

hurry ignore cannonize him now

Tag for nOOb war.

Lets stoops down to his level. Jonothana fires alll its 1 billion nuclear weapons at Jacobzcoool destroying it completley.

omg yuss meh nukes destroy teh un yusss omg 1333337!!!!111

Don't feed the n00b! Don't post anymore.....

*We sets you up the bomb*

Stop posting! :mad:

*drops 1,000,000,000 Rosie O'Donnel clones on Jacobzcoool*
there that oughta do it... :p

Taren spins in his chair and hits THE RED BUTTON! Taren watches the screen as Noob-boy teleports into space, dies from decompression, then, as the missiles fly towards the planet, the red button's purpose is shown! The planet shifts to the side a few billion miles, dodges the missiles and moves back. So what if the radiation turns everyone into lizardfolk? It's all good. I had sunglasses on.

Jacobzcoool, all your base are belong to us. Make well your time. Ha Ha Ha(Subtitle: Ha Ha)

*Applauds Jangle Jangle*

That's the funniest thing I've read in a while.... "it's all good." That entire post gets 15 respect points from me.

Well, I use my secret weapon also. Yeah, the dreaded pocket mounted electron gun which fires an electron the size of the andromeda galaxy. They're aimed for the RPi fields.

--------Edit to your response because it doesn't warrant a new post.--------

NO THEY WEREN'T! I have access to the ESUS forums too, you know, and it was flying about there before you joined. It was Wormia, wasn't it?
*gloats semi-seriously* nah, you're alright.

You wouldn't want to lose those respect points, now, would you? every 25 you get gets you a favour from the mob.

Edit for same reason.------------------

Eh, well, I always seen the link to Anti roleplay generators and FTLi, I suppose other people may not have... You should copyright RPi, so that you can sell it for markup prices! n00bs (not newbs) would be queueing up around the block to get their hands on it, to force people with intelligence to fight at their level.

RolePlay Inhibitors were my idea! *whines*

<.< >.>


I didn't edit my post. It's all a lie.

We have nuclear weapons. Our demands are:
1. That the UN is disbanded
2. That all UN member nations are also disbanded

If you do not carry out our demands within 1 day, we will nuke the un and all un member nations

Have a crappy day!

Praetonian Intelligence HQ

Aide: Sir, someone's threating to destroy us! We have to ask quickly! Here's the file, sir.

Chief: Oh my god we're all going to die!

Aide: Why do you say that?

Chief: You said... wait did you say anything about... what is it... Jacobzcoool nuking us....

Aide: What the hell's a Jacobzcoool, sir?

Chief: What is a Jacobzcoool? What the hell am I talking about.

Aide: I feel as though the last 2 minutes of my life just disappeared.

Chief: Me too.

ooc:


Now, from Industrial Noob Creations, the company that brought you "T3H N00KZ0RZ" and "T3H OMFG GODMODD!!!!111!!!1!one~", comes our greatest product ever, the I.G.N.O.R.E. Cannon 4000. This new IGNORE cannon is the latest in cutting edge ignore technology. The I.G.N.O.R.E. 4000 is powered by seven powerfully powerful Pebblebed nuclear reactors, to insure that your IGNORE cannon is always fully charged and never in danger of power failure in those critical ignore moments. The I.G.N.O.R.E. 4000's powerful patented Ignoratron 5555 ignore beam is state-of-the-art, actually employing 47 seperate ignore beams fired simultaneously for maximum ignore coverage and insurance against an ignore beam blowout keeping you from firing off that critical IGNORE. Every serious RPer needs the I.G.N.O.R.E. Cannon 4000 for those ever critical IGNOREs. Only $19.95!!!!! Get yours now!!!!!

OOC:

Well my IGNORE cannon is the IGNORE cannon 4000 and 1!!!!111!!!shift+1!11!1 and it has a cold fusion powerplant and it is better than yours and it is uber 1337 and it costs me -99999999999999999999999999999 dollres but u rnt having any!!1!1!1!!!![/noobishness]

Im better now.

EDIT: Why is U b e r 1 3 3 7 censored?

ooc:


Now, from Industrial Noob Creations, the company that brought you "T3H N00KZ0RZ" and "T3H OMFG GODMODD!!!!111!!!1!one~", comes our greatest product ever, the I.G.N.O.R.E. Cannon 4000. This new IGNORE cannon is the latest in cutting edge ignore technology. The I.G.N.O.R.E. 4000 is powered by seven powerfully powerful Pebblebed nuclear reactors, to insure that your IGNORE cannon is always fully charged and never in danger of power failure in those critical ignore moments. The I.G.N.O.R.E. 4000's powerful patented Ignoratron 5555 ignore beam is state-of-the-art, actually employing 47 seperate ignore beams fired simultaneously for maximum ignore coverage and insurance against an ignore beam blowout keeping you from firing off that critical IGNORE. Every serious RPer needs the I.G.N.O.R.E. Cannon 4000 for those ever critical IGNOREs. Only $19.95!!!!! Get yours now!!!!!

OOC: Heh, can I have a picture?

*Applauds Jangle Jangle*

That's the funniest thing I've read in a while.... "it's all good." That entire post gets 15 respect points from me.

Well, I use my secret weapon also. Yeah, the dreaded pocket mounted electron gun which fires an electron the size of the andromeda galaxy. They're aimed for the RPi fields.

--------Edit to your response because it doesn't warrant a new post.--------

NO THEY WEREN'T! I have access to the ESUS forums too, you know, and it was flying about there before you joined. It was Wormia, wasn't it?
*gloats semi-seriously* nah, you're alright.

You wouldn't want to lose those respect points, now, would you? every 25 you get gets you a favour from the mob.

He said Anti-Roleplay Generators. The whole crack of FTLi was mine.

OOC: Heh, can I have a picture?

http://www.msu.edu/user/villafr1/photo/cannon.jpg

The I.G.N.O.R.E. Cannon 4000, the latest in cutting edge technology.

Brought to you by Industrial Noob Creations.

Only $19.95, get yours now!

http://www.msu.edu/user/villafr1/photo/cannon.jpg

The I.G.N.O.R.E. Cannon 4000, the latest in cutting edge technology.

Brought to you by Industrial Noob Creations.

Only $19.95, get yours now!

Gimme!

Gimme!


Excellent? How many can I put you down for?

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Brought to you by my MAGIC FINGER!?!?!!?

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Brought to you by my MAGIC FINGER!?!?!!?


It's a glop of random symbols used so that the hand looks better, as it's crowded with random things and harder to see!

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........./..../ /
..../´¯/'...'/´¯¯.`·¸
./'/.../..../.....:^.¨¯\
('(...´...´.... ¯_/'...'/
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Brought to you by my MAGIC FINGER!?!?!!?

ooc: Honestly, that looks more like a giant turd.

Brilliant...

Excellent? How many can I put you down for?
1... billion :)

1... billion :)

Ooh, that's too bad. There's a price break at 1 trillion.

I have finished the greatest pistol ever...the Super-Duber-Uber-Luger...

I have finished the greatest pistol ever...the Super-Duber-Uber-Luger...

Hmm. That's two bad, because I hear that Jaacobzcooool developed the Super-Duper-Uber-Luger+1

I just stick with my I. G. N. O. R. E. Oddjob Throwing Hat. Because honestly, who throws a cupcake?

Hmm. That's two bad, because I hear that Jaacobzcooool developed the Super-Duper-Uber-Luger+1

no...no...ITS NOT POSSIBLE....NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooo*coughs*ooooooooooooooo oooo....

Damn

How are we ever going to beat Jacobzcooool now?

It's ok. I own a +2 Weapons of Firm Arsekicking storefront, so I have a +2 Super-Duper-Uber-Luger Of Firm Arsekicking.

We have nuclear weapons. Our demands are:
1. That the UN is disbanded
2. That all UN member nations are also disbanded

If you do not carry out our demands within 1 day, we will nuke the un and all un member nations

Have a crappy day!

<except from Rodavian State News>

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Whereupon the President paused for breath, before continuing his statement;

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OOC:Since everyone is godmodding:

IC: I send in my 14 supersoldiers. they kill 100000000000000 people and one panda bear.

ooc:


Now, from Industrial Noob Creations, the company that brought you "T3H N00KZ0RZ" and "T3H OMFG GODMODD!!!!111!!!1!one~", comes our greatest product ever, the I.G.N.O.R.E. Cannon 4000. This new IGNORE cannon is the latest in cutting edge ignore technology. The I.G.N.O.R.E. 4000 is powered by seven powerfully powerful Pebblebed nuclear reactors, to insure that your IGNORE cannon is always fully charged and never in danger of power failure in those critical ignore moments. The I.G.N.O.R.E. 4000's powerful patented Ignoratron 5555 ignore beam is state-of-the-art, actually employing 47 seperate ignore beams fired simultaneously for maximum ignore coverage and insurance against an ignore beam blowout keeping you from firing off that critical IGNORE. Every serious RPer needs the I.G.N.O.R.E. Cannon 4000 for those ever critical IGNOREs. Only $19.95!!!!! Get yours now!!!!!
I would like to buy 20 ignore cannons with full ammo to them.

I don my robe and wizard's hat and pwnzor everyone using magic of a calibre that can only be bred from not spending enough time with your father because he had to manage his ladies.

:confused: :eek:

This thread is terrible.....


OOC-BTW:I would like to purchase 1528759465932659365938720000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 000000000000 Ignore Cannon 4000's, please.

This thread is pretty funny imo

I shoot you with my gamma ray of science and you turn into a goat

*Yawn* Another idiot n00b posing as a major power.

IGNORED

RED ALERT!

n00b DETECTED. INITATING COUNTERMEASURES!


http://www.funnypictures2.com/albums/newbies/noob.jpg

ROFL! FUNNIEST N00B EVER.

Even better than hataria.

Rather Entertaining!!

OOC: I am very interested in purchasing those Ignore Cannons. Put me down for 5 Trillion.

OMFG [)4 N00bS r (0/\/\1|\|6!!!!!