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Catabaronic Storefront of Drugs and Weapons

Catabaronia
29-07-2004, 04:49
1 Pound of Aspirinas with Vodka = 100 dolar
1 pound of Viagra = 200 Dolars

1 Rifle = 100 dolars
1 Nuke bomb = 2,000,000 dolars

1 Military Advisor with Al-Qaida Experience = 120,000,000 dolars
1 Spy Girl Nuke Bomb = 120,000,000 dolars

1 F-16 - 100,000 dolars
1 Sukhoi 27 - 100,000 dolars

100 Iraqui Scuds = 50 Dolars
1l of Iraqui Sarin = 1,500 dolars
2l of American Stupidity Gas = 5,000 dolars

Playboy Magazine = 1 dolar
Penthouse Magazine = 2 dolars
Red Tide2
29-07-2004, 04:53
OOC:Wow those prices are severely screwed up...
Binthor
29-07-2004, 04:57
These prices are so insanely low that I am ignoring them. Illegal drugs by the pound for 1 or 2 dollars? A mod should come in here and tell you to make higher prices.
Weapons-Tech incorp
29-07-2004, 04:58
ya plz think this through more plz
Islamaisbad
29-07-2004, 06:22
I will take
1,000,000 pounds of Marijuana
1,000,000 pounds of Opium

2,000,000 Rifles
82,000 Nuke bombs

2 Military Advisors with Al-Qaida Experience
50 Spy Girl Nuke Bombs

6,000 F-16s


21,000 Iraqui Scuds
1,000,000 liters of Iraqui Sarin

*money wired on delviery*
thank you :evil:
Islamaisbad
03-08-2004, 03:53
give it
Jangle Jangle Ridge
03-08-2004, 03:56
I'll buy you out. All of your supplies.
Lands of Ages
03-08-2004, 04:01
Ill buy 500 Million lbs of Marjiuana. Money Wired Upon Confirmation

I can have my drug peeps sell this stuff in jangle jangle ridge ofr x200 the price!
Layarteb
03-08-2004, 05:08
I'll give you $80 to get a clue.
Lands of Ages
03-08-2004, 06:24
I'll give you $80 to get a clue.

Was that to me? lol
Layarteb
03-08-2004, 06:26
Was that to me? lol

No Cata for this ultra n00bish thread.
IDF
03-08-2004, 06:28
your opium prices are a godmode LOL!
Layarteb
03-08-2004, 06:29
your opium prices are a godmode LOL!

Of all the things you cite that? LOL! How about everything...
Lands of Ages
03-08-2004, 06:29
your opium prices are a godmode LOL!

Opium harder to sell ^_~
Lands of Ages
03-08-2004, 06:31
1 Pound of Marijuana = 1 dolar
1 pound of Opium = 2 Dolars

1 Rifle = 10 dolars Cheap Rifle = /
1 Nuke bomb = 2,000,000 dolars

1 Military Advisor with Al-Qaida Experience = 20,000,000 dolars I'd pay that much for Osama to kill him!
1 Spy Girl Nuke Bomb = 20,000,000 dolars Depends how good looking
1 F-16 - 100,000 dolars
1 Sukhoi 27 - 100,000 dolars

100 Iraqui Scuds = 10 Dolarsyou mean those paper rockets?
1l of Iraqui Sarin = 1,000 dolars

Bold are GODMOD!
Layarteb
03-08-2004, 06:45
Bold are GODMOD!

$10 a rifle? Come on is this found at Toys-R-Us?
Lands of Ages
03-08-2004, 10:12
Yes = )
Falangist Reich
03-08-2004, 10:18
Catabaronia is ordered to cease trading of illegal narcotics or you will face severe consequences
IIRRAAQQII
03-08-2004, 10:26
We were willing to purchase mass quantities of Marijuana only to sell in my nation for a better price, but it looks like they sold out of product due to an extremely low price and sheer to wonder what the people in the fields to grow this weed got.

Instead, we have been farming Marijuana in government ran fields. It's legal and cigarettes are illegal btw. Marijuana intake is legal for everyone, but you cannot operate heavy machinary while "high" on product. If you want to smoke pure tobacco, that is fine. But it is illegal if we find that it isn't ure. We can now export weed.

Make your orders...And just for the record, all other drugs are illegal, but nice natural wine aged is completely legal. Our roman ancestors loved it!
IIRRAAQQII
03-08-2004, 17:48
TG me instead...
Catabaronia
03-08-2004, 18:49
1,000,000 american dolars
1,000,000 american dolars
20,000,000 american dolars
164,000,000,000american dolars
40,000,000 american dolars
1,000,000,000american dolars
600,000,000american dolars
2,100 american dolars
1,000,000,000american dolars

You will pay:

2,827,002,100 american dolars.

I make a deduction for your very good deal and you must pay

2,800,000,000 American Dolars

Ok?

:)
Catabaronia
03-08-2004, 18:50
Catabaronia is ordered to cease trading of illegal narcotics or you will face severe consequences

Yes. I will stop immediately.
Catabaronia
03-08-2004, 18:55
Ill buy 500 Million lbs of Marjiuana. Money Wired Upon Confirmation

I can have my drug peeps sell this stuff in jangle jangle ridge ofr x200 the price!

I can't sell you any drugs because the falangist Reich will declare war against me.

Bad lucky for you.
Karzikistan
03-08-2004, 19:37
http://su22m4.free.fr/Tattoo_1999/tableau5/su27_5.JPG

Karzik Fighters crosses your skies to destroy this black market forever.

http://www.cun-veneto.it/news/sukhoi27-4.jpg

The first explosion...

You storefront is against Allah Rules.


We are prepared to die in the name of God. And You?
Falangist Reich
04-08-2004, 10:32
Altough Karzikistan did it's actions in the name of a false god, we support their actions against Catabaronia. Chancellor von Mueller's actions in stopping the drug trade have improved his political standing greatly. Oh Catabaronia, remember, we are watching you.
Karzikistan
04-08-2004, 13:01
Altough Karzikistan did it's actions in the name of a false god, we support their actions against Catabaronia. Chancellor von Mueller's actions in stopping the drug trade have improved his political standing greatly. Oh Catabaronia, remember, we are watching you.


thanks
Catabaronia
05-08-2004, 02:27
Altough Karzikistan did it's actions in the name of a false god, we support their actions against Catabaronia. Chancellor von Mueller's actions in stopping the drug trade have improved his political standing greatly. Oh Catabaronia, remember, we are watching you.

Your Chancellor will lost the next elections... my dear the world will know that you chancellor have sexual relation with the sons.
Falangist Reich
05-08-2004, 10:22
Your Chancellor will lost the next elections... my dear the world will know that you chancellor have sexual relation with the sons.

Due to Catabaronian attempt of vicious slander against the Chancellor of the Reich, the Falangist Reich Immigration Control Authority and police have interned all Catabaronians in the Reich until further notice.
North Germania
05-08-2004, 10:31
What in the..
Falangist Reich
05-08-2004, 10:39
What in the..

We told Catabaronia we declare war unless they stop narcotics trade, then they got bit pissed about it.