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Do you have any enemies? A mother-in-law who's a pest? A political rival who's asking just a few questions too many? Then have we got the solution for Y-O-U! We are proud to introduce our new service, "Rent a Killer." For the low price of 10,000 blood debts a day, you can rent one of the bloodthirstiest, most vicious, remorseless, coldblooded, and lethal assassins on the planet! Our killers, who were genetically engineered and spliced with the DNA of some of history's greatest warriors, fighters, assassins, strategists, and killers, have undergone years of strenuous, torturous training that would have driven lesser men insane. They can kill a charging bull elephant single-handed, smash 25 pound diamonds over their heads without shedding a tear or a single drop of blood, are experts in both conventional warfare and guerrilla warfare, never miss their targets, and are such great hunters that they make lions look like pussycats. So, if our deal interests you, give us a call at 1-888-WANNA-KILL. Again, that number is 1-888-WANNA-KILL. Satisfaction guaranteed, or your m...well, satisfaction guaranteed! We look forward to your call! Thank you!

(NOTE: For anyone simple-minded or very young; the above number is fictitious and should not be called; simply post in this forum if you are interested)

Okay, fine, 500 blood debts a day, happy? C'mon, people...rent some, already! :headbang:

Anyone? :(

I'll hire you if you stand on your head and sing "I'm a Little Teapot".

:D

Axis Nova

I'll hire you if you stand on your head and sing "I'm a Little Teapot".

:D

Axis Nova

Never. :mad: Our assassins will never degrade themselves in such a humiliating fashion. Be grateful they aren't coming to kill you. They never kill anybody unless they get paid to (and when they do get paid, they'll kill anyone you want without hesitation :mp5: :mp5: ).

Anyone? No matter who it is?

Axis Nova

What's a blood debt?

We are considering paying you for the assasination of a certain important figure...and will require 35 of your men in individual assasinations...you must however, agree beforehand of the targets...we trust your assasins will not be afraid or back down on killing anyone...we will mention the targets after the deal is sealed, in the interests of discreetness.

Anyone? No matter who it is?

Axis Nova

That's right. Anyone.

What's a blood debt?

We are considering paying you for the assasination of a certain important figure...and will require 35 of your men in individual assasinations...you must however, agree beforehand of the targets...we trust your assasins will not be afraid or back down on killing anyone...we will mention the targets after the deal is sealed, in the interests of discreetness.

Blood debts are our currency. Not to worry, they will kill anyone, as long as they're being paid.

Sorry, gentlemen, I have to go. We'll seal the deal tomorrow, if you'd like. Have a nice day.

Alright...seal the deal ASAP.

I have a job for you. I will pay 5000 of your currancy now, 10,000 more if you complete your task. intrested?

well??

bump you again

That's right. Anyone.

Okay, now I'm tempted to hire two to complete contracts on each other's lives. Or to hire one to kill himself.

Well, in The Evil Empire of Akaton an annoying group of happy weed smoking environmentalists has been protesting my recent decision to exterminate all trees, grass, and anything else that happens to be alive in the wilds of my nation. Those activist bastards, there are so many that my political death squads are getting tired of executing them. So, could you send one of those assasains to kill the hippy leaders. By the way, what is the conversion rate from US$ to blood debts. If there is no conversion possible, my military just got back from slaughtering civilians in Ersilia, so ther is plenty of blood around :rolleyes: .

I have had problems with a small dictator ship that threatens my very region take them out and i will pay you double waht you want :sniper:

Anarchy 92 also has a killing enterprize but are still awaiting weapons to start up. we are proposing a merging of the companies. Here's a list of my prices.

Standard Kill (Mob boss, someone you don't like or family member) $1,000

High Stakes Kill (Milatary employee or ambassadors) $30,000

War Kill (Royal family members, Prime Ministers or Presidents) 50,000


High Stakes and War Kills have a 35% cost rise during war time.

Think about it, your a smart guy with our brains and mixed strenghs we could make Trillions.

Anarchy 92 also has a killing enterprize but are still awaiting weapons to start up. we are proposing a merging of the companies. Here's a list of my prices.

Standard Kill (Mob boss, someone you don't like or family member) $1,000

High Stakes Kill (Milatary employee or ambassadors) $30,000

War Kill (Royal family members, Prime Ministers or Presidents) 50,000


High Stakes and War Kills have a 35% cost rise during war time.

Think about it, your a smart guy with our brains and mixed strenghs we could make Trillions.
I'm still waiting.

Private: We need to higher some assasins to "take care" of the main leadership of The Confederacy of Slagshta.

Okay, now I'm tempted to hire two to complete contracts on each other's lives. Or to hire one to kill himself.

Fine, anyone except each other or anyone from TDD.

The Zoogie People
Weapons-Tech Incorp
Akaton
SterblicheVerletzung
Anarchy 92
Cullenus

Your orders have been confirmed. Thanks. By the way, 1 blood debt is equal to 5 USD.

The assassins should reach your nations in about 10 hours.

Anarchy 92 did not order any assasins we just want to merge our company with yours.

By the way, 1 blood debt is equal to 5 USD.

No, actually, it's about 1.2 USD.
http://www.thirdgeek.com/nseconomy.php?nation=The_Dark_Dimension

And we would like to hire an assassin to...err.....council troubled youth. Can they do that? Must they kill all the time?!? If they must, can we just buy one? You know, gain ownership rights?

(This is Zoogies puppet, ask most people, they'll tell you)

The job for the first 34 men has been systematically planned out; each will shoot one of the other until only one of the 34 is remaining; he will receive further pay and instruction to take down the leader/organizer of this operation; the 35th, we order to shoot and assasinate the leader of your country.

(This is Zoogies puppet, ask most people, they'll tell you)

The job for the first 34 men has been systematically planned out; each will shoot one of the other until only one of the 34 is remaining; he will receive further pay and instruction to take down the leader/organizer of this operation; the 35th, we order to shoot and assasinate the leader of your country.

Didn't you read what I said? They will kill anyone except themselves, each other, or anyone from TDD.

No, actually, it's about 1.2 USD.
http://www.thirdgeek.com/nseconomy.php?nation=The_Dark_Dimension

And we would like to hire an assassin to...err.....council troubled youth. Can they do that? Must they kill all the time?!? If they must, can we just buy one? You know, gain ownership rights?

No. Their sole purpose is to kill those they are hired to kill. No other job is permissible.

Anarchy 92 did not order any assasins we just want to merge our company with yours.

We'll think about it.

Do you have any enemies? A mother-in-law who's a pest? A political rival who's asking just a few questions too many? Then have we got the solution for Y-O-U! We are proud to introduce our new service, "Rent a Killer." For the low price of 10,000 blood debts a day, you can rent one of the bloodthirstiest, most vicious, remorseless, coldblooded, and lethal assassins on the planet! Our killers, who were genetically engineered and spliced with the DNA of some of history's greatest warriors, fighters, assassins, strategists, and killers, have undergone years of strenuous, torturous training that would have driven lesser men insane. They can kill a charging bull elephant single-handed, smash 25 pound diamonds over their heads without shedding a tear or a single drop of blood, are experts in both conventional warfare and guerrilla warfare, never miss their targets, and are such great hunters that they make lions look like pussycats. So, if our deal interests you, give us a call at 1-888-WANNA-KILL. Again, that number is 1-888-WANNA-KILL. Satisfaction guaranteed, or your m...well, satisfaction guaranteed! We look forward to your call! Thank you!

(NOTE: For anyone simple-minded or very young; the above number is fictitious and should not be called; simply post in this forum if you are interested)

I want that you two leaders.
The Leader of Beetle and the Leader of Catabaronia. Two persons.
Two targets.

Deal?

Deal. As I said, they'll kill ANYONE (except themselves, each other, or anyone from TDD's government, military, or police) if you pay them.

I'll hire you if you stand on your head and sing "I'm a Little Teapot".

:D

Axis Nova

I swear that i had seen that very line in a movie! Can't think of it!

I want you to murder a national leader. Can you do that? Used to be in a region together.

Fine; in this case we shall target you ourselves.

I want to rent 100 for 2 days.
Theres a group of terroists I want dead
You can stab them you can shoot them or beat the hell out of them. You can stab them with a butter knife.
I really don't care.
I just want every last one dead.

Would you be willing to aid in a test of Khrrck security?