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In these days, reports show that the number of vampires has been rising, all over the world. The United Socialist States of Zukov is proud to say that we are now starting a world-wide campaign against vampires. A special international task-force of 200,000 men has been training for the last 3 years to become: The Zukovian Elite Vampire Exterminators. ZEVE. During these 3 years, the Zukovian Red Army has also developed and produced several VEW's(Vampire Extermination Weapons). We can offer you to rent some of our ZEVE's at the price of $3,500,000 pr week, or you can buy our VE Weapons, and do the dirty work yourself. All the bullets are made of silver, therefore, the ammunition is quite expensive, and the crates does not include bullets.

The following weapons can be bought in crates of 500:

VEW-01

http://www.charzer.net/nationstates/VEW/VEW-01.gif

This rifle is optimized for battles in dark places, where vampires usually "hang out". With the capacity of three magazines, each carrying 30 silver bullets, this baby can shoot 7 bullets pr second, 420 bullets pr minute (not including reload time), and the bullet travels at the speed of 1100mph. Though I recommend buying extra night vision-goggles (http://www.charzer.net/nationstates/VEW/VEW-NVG.gif), this ordinary scope can be switched with a night vision-scope (http://www.charzer.net/nationstates/VEW/VEW-NVS.gif), if wanted (If you want Night Vision Scopes, tell me).
Price: $1,000,000


VEW-02

http://www.charzer.net/nationstates/VEW/VEW-02.gif

This machinegun is optimized for covering-fire and for shooting in large crowds. It can be used with a 500 round-belt, or a 300 round boxed belt. The machinegun fires 10 rounds pr second, 600 rounds a minute (not including reload time), and the bullets travels at the speed of 1250mph. For $750 extra per machinegun, you'll get a night vision-scope (http://www.charzer.net/nationstates/VEW/nvs.jpg), if wanted.
Price: $1,900,000

VEW-03

http://www.charzer.net/nationstates/VEW/VEW-03.gif

The VEW-03 sniper is semi-automatic, and it's magazine capacity is 15 rounds. The bullets travel at a speed of 1300mph, and hits the victim with maximal damage at a range of 1,5 miles. The scope is adjustable and can give you up to 25x enhancement.
Price: $1,700,000

VEW-04

http://www.charzer.net/nationstates/VEW/VEW-04.gif

The VEW-04 pistol is semi-automatic, and has a magazine capacity og 16 9mm rounds, and comes standard with a attachable silencer and a laser-point. Bullet speed is 800mph.
Price: $500,000

VEW-05

http://www.charzer.net/nationstates/VEW/VEW-05.gif

The VEW-05 comes as a option to the VEW-04. As VEW-04 is more suitable for quiet, covert ops-missions, the VEW-05 is perfect for storming. It has a magazine capacity of 16 9mm-rounds, and the bullet speed is 900mph.
Price: $750,000

VEW-06

http://www.charzer.net/nationstates/VEW/VEW-06.gif

The VEW-06 is meant to be mounted on military vehicles (jeeps, humvee's, tanks), and is built to...well, simply just to mow down vampires. It can use a 300 round boxed belt, or a 500 round belt, with a bullet speed of 1300mph. It can fire 600 round pr minute (not including reload time).
Price: $2,500,000

VEW-07

http://www.traptown.com/pics/spas12.jpg

The VEW-07 is a powerful 12-gauge shotgun, and is very effective in close combat. The VEW-07 has a magazine capacity of 8 shells. Each shell contain 25 1,5mm silver pellets. This baby is a kicker, and can literally blow someone's head off. Make sure you don't use this weapon if you can't handle some recoil.
Price: $1,600,000

VEW-NVG

http://www.charzer.net/nationstates/VEW/VEW-NVG.gif

The nightvision-goggles gives you the possibility to see clearly in the dark places where the vampires hide.
Price: $450,000

VEW-NVS

http://www.charzer.net/nationstates/VEW/VEW-NVS.gif

The nightvision-scope can give you 16x enhancement, and you'll have perfect vision in the dark.
Price: $460,000

Ammunition, can be bought in crates of 2,500 rounds.

9mm ZA Silver Bullets

Can be used with: VEW-01, VEW-04, VEW-05
Price: $150,000

12mm ZA Silver Bullets

Can be used with: VEW-03
Price: $200,000

ZA Silver Shotgun Shells

Can be used with the VEW-07 Shotgun.
Price: $200,000

The 14mm ammunition for the VEW-02 and the VEW-06 can be bought in belts or boxed belts. The belts can be bought in groups of 50, and contains 25,000 bullets. The boxed belts can also be bought in groups of 50, and contains 15,000 bullets.
Price for belts: $800,000
Boxed belts: $650,000

Now, all YOU have to do, is to reply to this post, and telll me what you want to order. Remember, the weapons DO NOT include ammunition.

The Zukovian Elite Vampire Exterminators of the Zukovian Red Army

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Why are you using silver bullets on vampires? Carbon bullets make more sense since until recently in movies most vampire legends had vampires killed by wood.

Vampires must be pierced through the heart with a wooden stake to be killed by wood. Silver, on the other hand, will be able to kill a vampire on whatever part of the body you shoot, as traces of silver will "swim" through the veins.

Somehow, vampire blood has a reaction to silver. The blood starts cauterizing through the veins, and heart, and then out on other bodyparts, giving the vampire extreme pain, and disabling it from all actions. And so, in a matter of 20 seconds, the vampire vaporizes.

Ze Kreutzish Empire has two problems. Vampires und jews. Ze vampires seem to be...wise. Too wise. They must think ze jewish blood is filthy. Und so do Ich. Ze vampires attack ze arians in 93% of ze cases. Zerefor, Ich will order 75 crates of ze VEW-01, 75 crates of 9mm ammo, 75 crates of ze VEW-07, und 75 crates of ze shotgun shells.

$15,000,000
+ $11,250,000
+ $1,200,000,000
+ $75,000,000
= $1,301,250,000

Ze money has been transferred, Ich will have your confirmation, danke.

Reichsmarshall Hermann Fuchs, Kreutzish ministry of Domestic Affairs.

(Remember, this is a game, and my anti-semittic comments are just another part of the game, and I assure you, I am in deed not anti-semittic myself.)

The transfer has been accepted, and the weapons will be transported first thing in the morning, by helicopter. You will have the weapons in in just about 12 hours.

So you're telling us that these bullets are slower than CARS?!

Bullets have an effective firing speed of 300 to 1200 miles per hour. A bullet traveling 100mph would deal signifigantly less damage.

Bullets have an effective firing speed of 300 to 1200 miles per hour. A bullet traveling 100mph would deal signifigantly less damage.

OOC: Hmm, okay, thanks, I was not sure how fast a bullet travelled. I was just taking a wild guess. I will update the firing speed. Again: Thanks! :)

OOC: silver working against vam,pires? well it depends on your Vamps i suppose, now if you had the iraidiated liquid rounds like in Underworld or the UV explosive rounds from Ultraviolet then you might be onto soemthing :)

OOC: silver working against vam,pires? well it depends on your Vamps i suppose, now if you had the iraidiated liquid rounds like in Underworld or the UV explosive rounds from Ultraviolet then you might be onto soemthing :)

We are planning to develop such weapons, but fundings are running a little low at the moment. If we get sold some of these weapons, we will be able to develop the liquid silver-rounds. So, the more you buy, the cheaper it will be in the future.

You can also buy stocks. There are 1500 stocks today, where 675 are for sale. We sell up to 35 stocks to each buyer, at the price of $3,000 pr stock. The system works this way: If you have one stock, you'll get 0,15% of the purchase. Like. If someone buys a crate of VEW-05's at the price of $750,000, you'll get 0,15%, which in this case equals $1,125. Get it?

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Why are you using silver bullets on vampires? Carbon bullets make more sense since until recently in movies most vampire legends had vampires killed by wood.


ooc. from what ive read about germanic vampire legends they can indeed be killed by silver as they are linked more heavily to warewolves than in other eastern european legends (e.g. romanian)... although my reading is limited.

Anarchy 92 would like to purchase 1,250,000 of every gun and 250,000 of all amunition cases and 10,000 of those wee scopey things.


To be wired on confirmation.

Wow, I love you. :p
Order confirmed. You'll have your weapons in a matter of 12 (RL) hours. Thank you for choosing our products.

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I'll take one VEW-03 ($1,700,000) and two crates of ammo($400,000)....

(And they though I was crazy when I bought volcano insurance, but look whos laughing now!)

Confirmed. You'll have your weapons in 12 hours.

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You got anything in .454 Casull? We don't have many vampires in Ximea, but the ones we do have are big.

Casull? Wtf is that? :confused:
Tell me what you want, and I'll try to make something, QUICK. (Of course, on your account...)
Or...you can hire ZEVE (Zukovian Elite Vampire Exterminators) for $3,500,000 a week.

Some basic information (http://www.reloadbench.com/cartridges/p454c.html) on the .454 Casull round. Basically, it's a revolver round designed for big-game hunting. It's devastating.

Though the Evil Empire of Akaton welcomes its small population of vampires (my Vice President is a vampire), we have a major problem with other un-dead creatures. For some reason, a group of environmentalists who were killed by factory workers last year have returned from the dead. They have become zombies and as might be expected, they go around killing innocents in gruesome ways, eating brains, shredding copses, etc...
We were wondering if weapons similar to those you make for fighting vampires could also destroy zombies. If not, could you create one capable of doing this. We need 2000 of these weapons, and can pay no more than US$ 1.5 billion.

My advice to you, Akaton, is to arm yourself to the max, and just attack the zombies, with ordinary bullets. (El Mariachi-style... :p)

And Ximea, I can try to make some silver .454-bullets, but I'll need money to do it. $250,000 is what I need. If you can afford it. ;)

And Ximea, I can try to make some silver .454-bullets, but I'll need money to do it. $250,000 is what I need. If you can afford it. ;)
You'll get what you need. But how much would it cost to charge the tips with mercury?

You'll get what you need. But how much would it cost to charge the tips with mercury?

Well, I'll need mercury first, and then the production will cost $150,000.

My advice to you, Akaton, is to arm yourself to the max, and just attack the zombies, with ordinary bullets. (El Mariachi-style... :p)
Thanks for the advice, we had little experience with zombies. Military police units are now being armed with explosive and thermobaric bullets.

I had a war with some vampires a while ago, and so I looked up some weapons I could use. You may be interested in stocking some of these:

- Silver grenades.
- Holy water (Water balloons, water pistols when you're out of ammo, and you could have mercenary priest-warriors who bless any water they come across).
- Garlic. Garlic products, corpses in places, cunningly laced with garlic, etc.
- IRON stakes. Yes, they work as well as wood, and iron is cheaper than silver.
- Crucifixes and crosses. I'm not sure which works best, so sell them in packs of 2.
- Burning kills vampires, and so...flamethrowers. Everyone loves them.
- Vampires are also traditionally weakest on Saturdays. Best to tell any would-be vampire hunters that.

A silver stake is better than a wood or iron stake. It is an all purpose monster slaying tool. Vampires are killed by staking in the heart, while werewolves die from the silver. By the way, it is illegal to bring any stake, silver or otherwise into Akaton. Ever since my vice president turned into a vampire, he has been unusually paranoid about the stake issue.

A silver stake is better than a wood or iron stake. It is an all purpose monster slaying tool. Vampires are killed by staking in the heart, while werewolves die from the silver. By the way, it is illegal to bring any stake, silver or otherwise into Akaton. Ever since my vice president turned into a vampire, he has been unusually paranoid about the stake issue.

XD

You know stakes are used for all sorts of purposes, right? That's basically like banning any long, sharp objects from your country.

I agree that stakes have many uses, such as pitching a tent, but they just aren't going to be used in Akaton. All land in Akaton is paved, and there are no plants alive. If anyone is camping here they are probably too stupid to use a stake anyway.

OOC: this is what Akaton looks like:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v379/DraconisX13/Akaton.jpg

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OOC: Looks like my kind of place.

Okay, Ximea, We've completed the production. We got 5,000 .454 Casull bullets for you, ready to be shipped. The bullets are made of silver, and the tips are charged with mercury, as requested. All we need now, is a money transfer from you. $1,650,000.

We are also working on a .454 revolver in case anyone else would be interested in the same kind of firepower. :)

Money transferred. Pleasure doing business with you.

Transfer confirmed, the bullets are on it's way to Ximea, by plane, and you'll have them in 12 (RL) hours.

"We must not sit back and allow Communist indoctrination, Communist infiltration, Communist subversion, and the international Communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids!"

I must thank you for choosing the products of the United Socialist States of Zukov, a communist country. ;]

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Stephan Kretsh, leader of the VEW-factory hears the phone ringing. He answers and hears:

"- Mr Kretsh?"
"- Yeah." Kretsh answers.
"- This is the Strutsjna* calling, please hold on for the President."
"- Uh...ok..." Kretsh says, relatively surprised.
"- Mr Kretsh, this is Mikhail Zjebrov, President of Zukov calling."
"- Yes, mr President. May I please ask why I have the honors of speaking to the President?" Kretsh answers.
"- Yes, you may. You see, a large part of our budget has gone to producing these vampire-exterminating weapons. Now, we see that it was not the huge success we thought it would be, and we do not have the time, or money, to keep producing these weapons." says the President.
"- Oh no. Stop production?" Kretsh answers.
"- Yes. The second I hang up, I want YOU to stop the production. This also means that all of the employees at the facility will lose their jobs. We'll pay you, and all the other employees, for the rest of this month, and the next. You should be able to find a new job in that time." says the President.
"- Yes sir. Nice talking to you, mr President." Kretsh answers.
"- The same to you. Good bye then." says the President.
"- Good bye" Kretsh answers, and puts on the factory speaker to inform the employees of the facility.

OOC: This means I've stopped producing weapons, but we still have some stashed up in a warehouse, in case someone's interested.

*) Strutsjna - The Government building. Kinda like The White House, or the Reichstag.

Anarchy 92 would like to purchase 1,250,000 of every gun and 250,000 of all amunition cases and 10,000 of those wee scopey things.


To be wired on confirmation.

Its me with my new country can i have the same again