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Its back! By popular demand the Belem nuclear storefront for all of your tactical nuke needs. Nuclear weapons for the imploded economy to make all your dreams of conquer real for the despot dictator or corrupt senate. We are currently only offering our two flagship products our pocket nuke(dirty bomb) and suitcase nuke. But more will be on the way soon enough.


Pocket Nuke(dirty bomb):
Weight: 20-70 pounds.
Maximum destruction range: quarter-half mile*
The bomb can be mounted on any type of missile and use any type of detonation device. It will spread radiation over a maximum of 5 miles.
cost: 2 million dollars.

Suitcase Nuke
Weight: 60-150 pounds.
Maximum destruction Range: 1 to 2 miles*
The bomb can be mounted on any type of missile and use any type of detonation device.
cost: 6 million dollars.

*Depending on Location of bomb form of detonation and shielding around the bomb.

Each weapon comes delivered in a heavy duty suitcase with a layer of lead on the inside to help prevent radiation leaks and for the general safety and well being of the bomb.(OOC: it also makes it easier to sneak it through metal detectors.)

Important Note: Due to the sensitive nature of these weapons any attempt to reverse engineer them or disasemble them will result in the self destruction of the bomb. The only approved engineering method for these explosive is the transportation of the device to another means of delivery.
Also note that the weapons are equipped with a Belem tracking device to prevent them from being brought back into Belem after they are sold. If there is an attempt to bring them back into Belem the weapon will be self destructed. Belem will not interfere in any use of the weapon in anyway your country sees fit as long as its attempted use is not in Belem. Tampering with the tracking device will result in self destruction.

Disclaimer: Belem holds no responsibility for the use of the weapon once it leaves Belem borders/airspace and Belem possesion. All uses of the weapon are the full responsibility of the holder at the time and Belem claims no legal, civil or military liability for the use of these weapons.

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Um... I need 5 of the suitcase nukes.

Privately: I request they be delivered to my land holdings in Antarctica, Earth II.... I'll pay any extra cost that may be associated with that.

$30,000,000.00 wired on confirmation.

We do not agree with this... I'll take two suitcases, the money hs been wired

Um... I need 5 of the suitcase nukes.

Privately: I request they be delivered to my land holdings in Antarctica, Earth II.... I'll pay any extra cost that may be associated with that.

$30,000,000.00 wired on confirmation.


Order recieved weapons have been shipped.

We do not agree with this... I'll take two suitcases, the money hs been wired


weapons shipped.

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Hmmm, interested in building a stockpile of Suitcase Nukes for my Special Forces. Could you explain the benefits of buying Suitcase Nukes, even though I already have an SLBM Detterant Force and a Centralised ICBM System?

Just interested in hearing the benefits before I commit myself to a large purchase.

The nation of Binthor is appalled by this. We sell uranium to no nation under three months old while you sell entire nuclear devices to anyone. We wish to know if you at least do a background check on nations, or do you sell to private organizations that may be terrorists, too? I suggest that you sell less of these cheap nuclear devices that could cause mass destruction for terrorists everywhere.

-President Vale Odgers of the Armed Republic of Binthor

Benefits are for special forces use is that:

1. extremely light weapons that are man portable.
2. no specialized equipment needed for transportation. The Suitcase nuke eassilly fits in a suitcase or medium sized box and the pocket nuke can easilly fit in a backpack.
3. Harder to detect because of the lead shielding
4. Can easilly be disguised as something else for transportation behind enemy lines.
5. Great for special forces use because of the above reasons it can basically be walked across the border and into enemy territory without tipping off authorities because all it appears to be is a heavy suitcase.

Ok, you've sold it to me.

I will purchase 20 of these fine weapons, mainly because when added to our State of the Art ICBM/ABM System and SLBM Detterant Force it means that our nation has more than capable enough of dealing with any first strike. We are also interested because as more ABM systems spring up, this counters that by not being missile launched, and being easy to detonate in a Capitol.

Total Price $120,000,000,
Money to be wired upon coformation.

The nation of Binthor is appalled by this. We sell uranium to no nation under three months old while you sell entire nuclear devices to anyone. We wish to know if you at least do a background check on nations, or do you sell to private organizations that may be terrorists, too? I suggest that you sell less of these cheap nuclear devices that could cause mass destruction for terrorists everywhere.

-President Vale Odgers of the Armed Republic of Binthor

Read the Disclaimer. We take no responsibility for the actions of the purchaser. If a private organization wished to purchase a device we would gladly sell to them if they had the funds at hand to purchase it.

Ok, you've sold it to me.

I will purchase 20 of these fine weapons, mainly because when added to our State of the Art ICBM/ABM System and SLBM Detterant Force it means that our nation has more than capable enough of dealing with any first strike. We are also interested because as more ABM systems spring up, this counters that by not being missile launched, and being easy to detonate in a Capitol.

Total Price $120,000,000,
Money to be wired upon coformation.



Order confirmed. The weapons are being shipped. Enjoy!

Generia would like to purchase 20 suitcase nukes, and 20 dirty bombs. 160 million dollars to be wired upon confirmation.

Generia would like to purchase 20 suitcase nukes, and 20 dirty bombs. 160 million dollars to be wired upon confirmation.

Confirmed and shipped.

Uteonia would like to buy 10 suitcase nukes please

$6000000 wired

The HRA would like to purchase 20 suitcase nukes, and 20 dirty bombs. 160 million dollars to be wired upon confirmation.
Thankyou

Secret IC- I require two suitcase bombs. Payment will me made in Lethislavianian Dollars in person upon recieving these devices. - "An interested customer"

ooc: That wasn't the Kanabian government....Are you fine if I involve this in an RP and trace it back to you? I'll only want to know who purchased the weapon :)

-Secret Approach to the Belem Nuke Storefront, completely untraceable to the USIH, using money stored in many different accounts throughout the world.-

We wish to purchase 12 suitcase nukes.

Anarchy 92 would like to purchase; 1 suitcase bomb.
2 pocket bombs.


at a cost of 10 million dollars to be wired on confirmation and any extra costs of delivery.

We, the nation of Kilmanga are having a terrorist crisis and it seems that we need to deal also with the nation Sieasatia and we need weapons to combat both threats, we have a list of the things we need:
12 suitcase bombs
4 nukes (if u have any)
13 dirty bombs
5 SAM's (if u have any)
123,000,000 dollars will be wired to u when we have received the weapons, but only when we recive all of them.

Uteonia would like to buy 10 suitcase nukes please

$6000000 wired


confirmed and shipped.

The HRA would like to purchase 20 suitcase nukes, and 20 dirty bombs. 160 million dollars to be wired upon confirmation.
Thankyou

confirmed and shipped. Enjoy the nukes.

Secret IC- I require two suitcase bombs. Payment will me made in Lethislavianian Dollars in person upon recieving these devices. - "An interested customer"

ooc: That wasn't the Kanabian government....Are you fine if I involve this in an RP and trace it back to you? I'll only want to know who purchased the weapon :)


Secret IC: Confirmed and shipped via courier for cash pick up.


OOC: sure.

-Secret Approach to the Belem Nuke Storefront, completely untraceable to the USIH, using money stored in many different accounts throughout the world.-

We wish to purchase 12 suitcase nukes.


Secret IC: weapon purchase confirmed and shipped.

Anarchy 92 would like to purchase; 1 suitcase bomb.
2 pocket bombs.


at a cost of 10 million dollars to be wired on confirmation and any extra costs of delivery.


The order is confirmed and has been shipped. Free delivery is included.

We, the nation of Kilmanga are having a terrorist crisis and it seems that we need to deal also with the nation Sieasatia and we need weapons to combat both threats, we have a list of the things we need:
12 suitcase bombs
4 nukes (if u have any)
13 dirty bombs
5 SAM's (if u have any)
123,000,000 dollars will be wired to u when we have received the weapons, but only when we recive all of them.


suitcase nukes OK
nukes we do not sell regular nuclear weapons as of yet
13 dirty bombs OK
SAMS- is Patriot ok?

Talthia would like to purchase 20 pocket bombs and 20 suitcase bombs at $160,000,000. Money will be wired upon confimation of order.

Belem, could you tell me what both of these nuclear bomb's ktn's are?

Talthia would like to purchase 20 pocket bombs and 20 suitcase bombs at $160,000,000. Money will be wired upon confimation of order.

Belem, could you tell me what both of these nuclear bomb's ktn's are?


Order confirmed and shipped.

The Suitcase nuke is approximately the kilotonnage of the hiroshama bomb.so 8-12 using an enchanced fusion reaction.

The Pocket nuke is really low on the kiloton scale. The weight of it is just short of an extremely low grade fission reaction.

I want to Buy 100 nuke bombs.

I want to Buy 100 nuke bombs.

ok that comes to 600 million.
Since this is a large order full delivery of all items will take approx. 2 hours.

Anarchy 92 would like to purchase 10,000 of each. but do not know how to send it to you as i have never bought anything before.

Oh wait i remember, money to be wired on confirmation.

Three suitcase nukes please-
18,000,000 Wired on confirmation.

Encryption code:296734A
Message to: Owner of Belem's Nuclear Weapons Company (Eyes Only)
Message from:Ybronneb

-TOP SECRET-TOP SECRET-TOP SECRET-TOP SECRET-TOP SECRET-TOP SECRET-

THIS MESSAGE IS TO BE DESTROYED UPON COMFIRMATION

We need 10 suitcase nukes and 5 pocket nukes. We will wire 70 million USD (COD). We will pay extra for this to be considered as "Never Happening". If any person other than those working for this company discovers the purchase due to a leak of information on Belem's part, Ybronneb will take action to "eliminate" those who know. The purchases must be delivered by standard postal services. The order number must be "000365232G". That will classify them as government purchases. We will bribe the postal services in advance to have the packages left un searched. We await a reply.

THIS MESSAGE IS TO BE DESTROYED UPON COMFIRMATION

ok that comes to 600 million.
Since this is a large order full delivery of all items will take approx. 2 hours.


Deal

Three suitcase nukes please-
18,000,000 Wired on confirmation.


Confirmed and shipped

Encryption code:296734A
Message to: Owner of Belem's Nuclear Weapons Company (Eyes Only)
Message from:Ybronneb

-TOP SECRET-TOP SECRET-TOP SECRET-TOP SECRET-TOP SECRET-TOP SECRET-

THIS MESSAGE IS TO BE DESTROYED UPON COMFIRMATION

We need 10 suitcase nukes and 5 pocket nukes. We will wire 70 million USD (COD). We will pay extra for this to be considered as "Never Happening". If any person other than those working for this company discovers the purchase due to a leak of information on Belem's part, Ybronneb will take action to "eliminate" those who know. The purchases must be delivered by standard postal services. The order number must be "000365232G". That will classify them as government purchases. We will bribe the postal services in advance to have the packages left un searched. We await a reply.

THIS MESSAGE IS TO BE DESTROYED UPON COMFIRMATION

Secet IC: Understood. The Order has been shipped via the methods you have used. Since we are using standard postal services we have increased the lead protection around the weapons to ensure they are not picked up.

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The CCSA will purchase one hundred suitcase nukes. The sum of $600,000,000 will be wired upon order confirmation.

Jamnation would like to purchase 100 suitcase nukes, and 20 dirty bombs.

660 million dollars to be wired upon confirmation if that is the correct amount.
If not we will wire the correct amount instantly.

The CCSA will purchase one hundred suitcase nukes. The sum of $600,000,000 will be wired upon order confirmation.


Order confirmed and is being shipped. Since it is a large order it will take 2 hours RL time for full delivery.

Jamnation would like to purchase 100 suitcase nukes, and 20 dirty bombs.

660 million dollars to be wired upon confirmation if that is the correct amount.
If not we will wire the correct amount instantly.


Order confirmed and shipped. The dirty bombs are being shipped first, since its a large order for the suitcase nukes. Full delivery in 2 hours.

Secret IC: Confirmed and shipped via courier for cash pick up.


OOC: sure.

Secret IC: The payment is ready. We thank you for your business.

OOC: Thanks :)

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The ersilian bombers cross the Border in direction to nuke weapon factories and storefronts ... and

http://www.fireandsafety.eku.edu/VF...WallFlame-1.jpg

... all weapons was destroyed by ersilian bombers.

The Peoples Congress of the EPIoT has authorised me to purchase 4 pocket nuclear devices and 2 suitcase devices.

We pay in cash upon delivery and request that the weapons have no "proof of purchase" and have no receipts kept at all.

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The ersilian bombers cross the Border in direction to nuke weapon factories and storefronts ... and

http://www.fireandsafety.eku.edu/VF...WallFlame-1.jpg

... all weapons was destroyed by ersilian bombers.

OOC:oooooooooohh! I smell GODMOD!

Antor hereby demands that no nation buys WMD or any other type of weapon and that no nation continious developing them. There are much more peacefull ways to solve conflicts. Please.

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The ersilian bombers cross the Border in direction to nuke weapon factories and storefronts ... and

http://www.fireandsafety.eku.edu/VF...WallFlame-1.jpg

... all weapons was destroyed by ersilian bombers.

now care to explain how you got past my radar grid, air defenses, find my secret production facility and destroy it.

The Peoples Congress of the EPIoT has authorised me to purchase 4 pocket nuclear devices and 2 suitcase devices.

We pay in cash upon delivery and request that the weapons have no "proof of purchase" and have no receipts kept at all.

Easily done. Order is confirmed and shipped.

OOC:RRRRRRRRIIIIIIIIIGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHTTTTTTTTTTT!!! Listen bub... unless you destroy humanity some how, someones going too STILL produce a weapon of mass destruction. You can not "force" people too stop building WMDs... and you cant get them to stop ESPECIALLY if you just tell people too stop.

Antor hereby demands that no nation buys WMD or any other type of weapon and that no nation continious developing them. There are much more peacefull ways to solve conflicts. Please.


And how do you intend to enforce your ruling

And how do you intend to enforce your ruling

I don't. I peacefully ask it. If needed, Antor can send advisors specialised in disarming.

OOC: Demanding is not peacefully asking... and the answer is obvious... NO!

OOC:RRRRRRRRIIIIIIIIIGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHTTTTTTTTTTT!!! Listen bub... unless you destroy humanity some how, someones going too STILL produce a weapon of mass destruction. You can not "force" people too stop building WMDs... and you cant get them to stop ESPECIALLY if you just tell people too stop.

So a reason to develope WMD and weapons in general is because "someone else" does it too?

OOC:In some cases... yes... its the entire damned reason the Cold War was "fought"(metaphor alert!). In other cases power hungry maniacs(like me) just want too have stuff that go BOOM real big.

I don't. I peacefully ask it. If needed, Antor can send advisors specialised in disarming.

No you cleary said demand. Demand is an order, not requesting. And Belem is happy with its massive nuclear stockpile and its sales figures.

No you cleary said demand. Demand is an order, not requesting. And Belem is happy with its massive nuclear stockpile and its sales figures.

OOC: I apologise, my english is not perfect you know. By "demands" I meant "friendly asks". Thought it was the same ...

The Dictatorship of Marak is interested in the purchase of a single dirty bomb, money to be wired upon delivery, that is all.

The Dictatorship of Marak is interested in the purchase of a single dirty bomb, money to be wired upon delivery, that is all.


Order is confirmed and Shipped.

Secret IC:

Business Alaska wishes to purchase 20 suitcase nukes and 10 dirty bombs.
If possible, we wish to pick up the items with two of our own C-130's with a small fighter escort. Complete confidentiality is required.

We will pay $150,000,000 for the items and the extra hassle of keeping this deal secure.
Thank you.

The Dictatorship of Marak is interested in the purchase of a single dirty bomb, money to be wired upon delivery, that is all.

"I am not afraid for the man that has 10 nukes, I am afraid for the man who only wants one." - Some movie I can't remember.

The Region "Red Zone" is requesting ten tactical nuclear missles for defensive purposes. The Communist Council will Pay large money for such weapons. We also request that the UN does not disrupt any purchases from you. Please visit our Council HQ at redzone.v27.net to complete the purchase. (visit the economy thread, no reg required)


The Peoples Republic of Boldoria,

Premier Acelord

Secret IC:

Business Alaska wishes to purchase 20 suitcase nukes and 10 dirty bombs.
If possible, we wish to pick up the items with two of our own C-130's with a small fighter escort. Complete confidentiality is required.

We will pay $150,000,000 for the items and the extra hassle of keeping this deal secure.
Thank you.

Order confirmed.

"I am not afraid for the man that has 10 nukes, I am afraid for the man who only wants one." - Some movie I can't remember.

The peacemaker I believe.

The peacemaker I believe.

Yep, you're right.

Although Ravea has had resonably good relations with Belem, we are appalled at this travasty. We would take action, but, obviously, you have Nukes and my fingers are weary from all this typing.

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The Most Serene Republic of Umbica blames this unsafe purchase of dirty bombs, like any powerful, civil and armed nation would do.
We absolutely disagree on this absolutely stupid practice and will boycot any product "made in Belem".
War IS a serious and honorable thing and MUST be fought within Nations who have Honour and Fierce Courage, not by sneak attacks on civillians and artistic cities.

La Serenissima Repubblica di Umbica è oltraggiata da questo vile comportamento del tutto disonorevole della nazione di Belem. Pertanto prenderà provvedimenti, primo fra tutti quello di un embargo completo nei confronti di tal nazione. Le forze armate umbicane, degne e provenienti da una tradizione militare di onorata fedeltà e coraggio, non possono permettere che una nazione degna di questo nome lucri sull'illegale attività terroristica di gruppuscoli di senza cervello che minacciano il degno svolgimento di una battaglia.

I've also written in Italian so that you can't bother me with english semantic lessons.

Sua Altezza Serenissima il Doge di Umbica

10 pocket nukes and 5 suitcase nukes please!

Money (60 mio Ahn = 45 mio $) had been wired.

My regards,
director of intelligence agency W. Markos
The federation of Harnen

10 pocket nukes and 5 suitcase nukes please!

Money (60 mio Ahn = 45 mio $) had been wired.

My regards,
director of intelligence agency W. Markos
The federation of Harnen

Order has been confirmed and shipped.

The Most Serene Republic of Umbica blames this unsafe purchase of dirty bombs, like any powerful, civil and armed nation would do.
We absolutely disagree on this absolutely stupid practice and will boycot any product "made in Belem".
War IS a serious and honorable thing and MUST be fought within Nations who have Honour and Fierce Courage, not by sneak attacks on civillians and artistic cities.

La Serenissima Repubblica di Umbica è oltraggiata da questo vile comportamento del tutto disonorevole della nazione di Belem. Pertanto prenderà provvedimenti, primo fra tutti quello di un embargo completo nei confronti di tal nazione. Le forze armate umbicane, degne e provenienti da una tradizione militare di onorata fedeltà e coraggio, non possono permettere che una nazione degna di questo nome lucri sull'illegale attività terroristica di gruppuscoli di senza cervello che minacciano il degno svolgimento di una battaglia.

I've also written in Italian so that you can't bother me with english semantic lessons.

Sua Altezza Serenissima il Doge di Umbica

These weapons can be used just against enemy troops theres no sales clauses saying "must be used against civilians and cities."

These weapons can be used just against enemy troops theres no sales clauses saying "must be used against civilians and cities."

Reality is that in most cases they are used against civilians. No weapon sale clauses is saying "Must be used to harm", but they all do!

lol. i should put that up for my next store front "must be used to cause harm"

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