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As some of you may know, all of the government-controlled construction agencies in The Wickit Klownz are now under contract with Generic Empire to create a large, Las Vegas-like city out of the former lands of Sephrioth. This will be a paradise unlike any other. The Construction will be finished in 14 years (ooc: two weeks from now). We hope you come to the Grand Opening of the City, G'Day.

(OOC: Just figured I'd go ahead and set this up for a character RP. Those who wish to join, I will be updating the construction's progress each day. There will be plenty of things to do once the construction is finished, and I believe we can all have fun.

For all of you troublemakers, there will be swift vengeance for any attacks made on this city during or after construction. I will not hesitate to crush anyone who opposes my fun, so BE NICE!!)

Official Statement from the President:

It wouldn't hurt if you disable their army and brainwash them into being pacifist. They've attacked us about... three times for no reason?
-Sergei Ilyanov

No.... it wont last... the n00bishness of Sephrioth with never be crushed...

Fear not, for Sephrioth will never harm again. It is my duty to society to make sure the population pays for its crimes with a life sentence as black jack dealers, showgirls, and bad comedians.

Sephrioth was dealt with a while ago. Grenval, RB, GE, KotR, and I finally silenced his idiocy, as far as i can tell.... In any case, GE annexed his lands, so I dont think he has much chance of coming back... ever...

Fear not, for Sephrioth will never harm again. It is my duty to society to make sure the population pays for its crimes with a life sentence as black jack dealers, showgirls, and bad comedians.
hahahaha

Sephrioth was dealt with a while ago. Grenval, RB, GE, KotR, and I finally silenced his idiocy, as far as i can tell.... In any case, GE annexed his lands, so I dont think he has much chance of coming back... ever...
No... he's gone for now... but he'll return....

<Construction is now 3 percent done>

<23 percent done>

Many Casinos and restuarants constructed.
over 3,000 hotels finished.
4 Large Amusement parks constructed but not tested.

No... he's gone for now... but he'll return....
I'll tell you what. When he comes back, you and the rest of the OMP fight him navally, while the rest of us fight him in the air and on land.

Just on the edge of the horizon, a huge shape begins appear. One of JJR's famed Tarrecostes, a varitable flying battleship. Along the bottom of it are a series of 50 electromagnets and 40 jet engines, all needed to keep it aloft and to propel it. Floating around 100 metres up in the air, it zooms toward its target, the construction site.

ooc: is this going to result in a war or something of the kind?

The ship continues to fly towards the site. Once on the the site's borders, the bomb bay on the bottom of the ship opens, and 10 huge forms fall down, one by one. The forms are vaguely humanoid, and 15 feet tall. On closer inspection, they would turn out to be empty JJR light mechs, with plasma cutters and other various construction tools. The ship flies away.

OOC: Scared yah, ey?

*breathes deep sigh of relief*

ooc: HELL YES!! I say forget the Doujin, I'm scared as fuck of the Tarrecoste!!

*breathes deep sigh of relief*

ooc: HELL YES!! I say forget the Doujin, I'm scared as fuck of the Tarrecoste!!
OOC: I'm proud if it. I'll post the link to my Terracoste storefront if you want.

ooc: That would be much appreciated.

(Do you take rare gems as well as money? They are my main natural resource. if I sold all of the already faceted gems in my nation, I would have over 100 times my national budget....)

IC: We thank Jangle Jangle Ridge for his temporary gift of 10 light mechs to speed up the construction progress. This will significantly speed up the completion of this project. as a thank you, we will give him 2 Billion dollars for his support.

OOC:
http://forums2.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=343893&page=1
There you go. Be happy. My mech storefront is on the II page, withn the first 10 non-stickied ones, I think.

Excellent. Now construction on my casino nation will go even faster. Sephrioth will pay for his crimes in poker chips and reality tv shows.

Any chance of Marak buying a little bit of this land, or setting up a few goverment owned casinos?

Any chance of Marak buying a little bit of this land, or setting up a few goverment owned casinos?

Depends on how much you are willing to pay. Building on the grave of our common enemy is a priveledge, not a right.

<Construction now 37 percent done>

-=Transmission to JJR=-
These Mechs are simply AMAZING!! We will soon order 1000 from your storefront. We have almost halved the construction time because of these magnificent machines!!

<Construction now 68 percent Done>

<Construction now 37 percent done>

-=Transmission to JJR=-
These Mechs are simply AMAZING!! We will soon order 1000 from your storefront. We have almost halved the construction time because of these magnificent machines!!
Good to know. They're meant for battle, but I did a little modding on them, gave them tools instead of giant weapons, etc.

They are wonderful. The Construction Will be done before this year is over! We thank you for your support!

GE, we would like to know if we can buy JJR some land from you. We are planning to surprise him with a gift.

They are wonderful. The Construction Will be done before this year is over! We thank you for your support!

GE, we would like to know if we can buy JJR some land from you. We are planning to surprise him with a gift.

Sure why not. Give him a nice big palace overlooking the sea. In fact, put it right next to my nice big palace overlooking the sea.

Don't we need to pay you for the land?

Don't we need to pay you for the land?

No, no. My gift. Make sure the palace comes stocked with service personnel, including an arrogant butler.

Well, I'll be sure to do that, haha. I'm also going to build him a small Red Light District, if that's ok.

No, no. My gift. Make sure the palace comes stocked with service personnel, including an arrogant butler.
*Taren walks in* What, arrogant butter?

Well, I'll be sure to do that, haha. I'm also going to build him a small Red Light District, if that's ok.

By all means. We can never have too many of those. Oh, and give him a missile silo. Those are always fun. Actually, give me a few of those too.

All of the projects just mentioned are half done already due to the Mechs with building tools....

By all means. We can never have too many of those. Oh, and give him a missile silo. Those are always fun. Actually, give me a few of those too.
"Your docking station is at the docking station."

<Construction 93 percent done>

<Construction now 136 perce.... WAIT A MINUTE!!.....


<Construction complete>

ooc: The Grand Opening will be in another thread... creating now... new thread located here (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=344881)