NationStates Jolt Archive

A scene appears, it's a young woman, hispanic, she's sobbing, she states. "They took my husband..." Cut to another scene, it's a psychologist. He looks like he is in fiftys. "N00Bs should be re-educated, not killed." He says in hi Russian accent. Cut to one last scene, a man is covered in black, you cannot see him. His voice is altered. "I am a n00b, and I annoy people on purpose."

A man from a black background, appears. In the background, battle scene pictures appear, other pictures are graffiti, some stating "die n00b" others saying "Free the n00b." He's an Englishman, his hair is black, he wears a suit, tie and all. His skin is slightly tanned, he looks about in his thirty's. He then begins to talk.

"Today we take an inside look into the n00b. Is it a misunderstood soul? Or could it cause Armeggedon? The Rosian History Channel looks at this in, "The n00b: Misunderstood or the Terrorist of the New Age"

OOC: Okay, basically this is a documentary. Anybody can join in as a person being interviewed. Maybe we can have some fun by looking at the n00b in a satirical way. Just my crazy idea... if not this will die slowly...

I think that n00bs suck. I have better things to waste my time on, such as watching p0rn and other l337 stuff on my computer.
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David Price - civil engineer

Oh, come on. N00bs are just misunderstood. Look at them, cute little suckers.
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Inez Rahman - Pedicurist

An interviewer walks up to David Price:
"And how is this porn l33t sir?"

Interviewer walks up to Inez:
"But are they not dangerous to society?"

OOC: Okay it's going to get more organized. You can interview any of my civilians. Anybody can be interviewed. End Result: It will be edited and showed as a full documentary. Like real life.

OOC// Bump...

Disclaimer - if you think that this represents any of my OOC beliefs in any way, shape, or manner, you are both sadly mistaken and horribly perverted.

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Damnit, all porn is l337. What kind of goody-two-shoes are you?
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David Price - civil engineer

Dangerous to society? So what? Cutey little puddykins.
http://theonion.com/images/static/wdyt_photo4_75x97.jpg
Inez Rahman - Pedicurist

(Is this 'The Onion'-esque thing alright, or would you prefer more detail and seriousness?)

Disclaimer - if you think that this represents any of my OOC beliefs in any way, shape, or manner, you are both sadly mistaken and horribly perverted.

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Damnit, all porn is l337. What kind of goody-two-shoes are you?
http://theonion.com/images/static/wdyt_photo2_75x97.jpg
David Price - civil engineer

Dangerous to society? So what? Cutey little puddykins.
http://theonion.com/images/static/wdyt_photo4_75x97.jpg
Inez Rahman - Pedicurist

(Is this 'The Onion'-esque thing alright, or would you prefer more detail and seriousness?)

OOC: Satire/Serious, Michael Mooresque/comedy...

The Interviewer nods, rolling his eyes.
"And what does p0rn have to do with the n00b situation?"

The Interviewer is losing his patience, he wants to rip the head off the old lady, but he keeps his cool. He sighs, and asks.
"Do you realize they can cause the destruction of the world?!"

Blump

Byump

OOC: I can't stand Michael Moore. Everything about him annoys the heck out of me...the poor, poor, deluded fool...

Porn is a better use of time. Just my advice.
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Aww, but they're so cute! So what if they nuke a few countries. We're overpopulated anyway.
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OOC: I can't stand Michael Moore. Everything about him annoys the heck out of me...the poor, poor, deluded fool...

Porn is a better use of time. Just my advice.
http://theonion.com/images/static/wdyt_photo2_75x97.jpg

Aww, but they're so cute! So what if they nuke a few countries. We're overpopulated anyway.
http://theonion.com/images/static/wdyt_photo4_75x97.jpg

The interviewer rolls his eyes.
"You'd ignore the insane n00bs for porn?!"

The interviewer's lips starts to quivle, he wants to hit her.
"You're a free loading liberal damn you."

OOC: Wow, I think that about Moore too >.> <.<

Of course I would! Who wouldn't? :suspicious glare: You're one of those 'moral' freaks, aren't you?...
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Am not! I, thank you very much, and a pragmatist. Noobs have their uses, and they're awful pweddy.
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