NationStates Jolt Archive


Tyrandis Systems announces creation of sharks with laser beams on their heads.

Tyrandis
26-07-2004, 05:52
Tyrandis News Service Broadcast:

In a shocking, almost disturbing turn of events at the Research and Development Division of Tyrandis Military Systems, a brand new weapon has been produced: The SBLW (Shark Based Laser Weapon)

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Codenamed Project: Seadragon, the SBLW was originally envisioned as a naval weapon.

However, one scientist on the research team, who has requested anonymity, said that "it got kinda boring after awhile."

And so, in secret, five of the weapon's designers began adapting the SBLW to an infantry role.

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Caption: The SBLW during testing.

The manner in which the SBLW fires has been classified.

However, as Praetor Conrad Davidson has ordered the immediate destruction of all SBLWs, all 20,000 are on sale to foreign nations.

Price for the weapons have been declared at $5,000 each. Limit 1,000 per buyer.
Lessr Tsurani
26-07-2004, 05:59
A very official looking man ran towards the phone and picked it up.
"SIR" He said in a very deep voice. "Someone just broke the animal rights act, and they are caputring an indangered speices and using it as a weapon."
"What is the world coming to?" Came the reply
Nazi Weaponized Virus
26-07-2004, 06:02
...The 'Shark based weapon' thing is a joke right?
Tyrandis
26-07-2004, 06:04
OOC: Of course. Did you see teh pics? :D
Sigma Octavus
26-07-2004, 06:07
(OOC: Nice. Used Krinkle's stuff for that I see.)