NationStates Jolt Archive

this object appeared in UFO magazine,
The Boston Globe and several other tabloids.
The Whittier government and all other governments have denied any connection to the craft and while other nations have investigated, Whittier has gone as far as to deny the craft's existence.

Photo as it appeared in the Boston Globe:
http://img78.photobucket.com/albums...soarBlueSky.jpg

meantime, residents of Hatford, Neveda Socialist State photographed this odd object going through their neighbor one day.
http://img78.photobucket.com/albums/v245/vetobob/dragonwarrior.jpg

Whittier has denied the existence of both objects.

OOC: I already rpd this a while back. But I didn't have fun pics at the time.

A haggard-looking old man bursts through the doors of Whiitier's capital building screaming: "IT'S THE ALIENS! THEY'RE COMIN' TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD! RUN! HIDE YOUR CHILDREN! CALL THE AIR FORCE!

As the Cottonmouth is a some-what close neighbor to Whittier, large anti-aircraft batteries on the southern border of the nation are being put to full alert, after several spottings have been denied by the Cottonmouths government as well.

If my nation spots a UFO, we will shoot it down.

As a member of the Whittier Pact. We are moving Mobile Sam AA Batteries via C130 Hercules Planes to Whittier's capitol, to defend against any possible invasion. This is of course, if Whittier accepts. 4 General Purpose Gunboats can also be moved to locations of his choosing if he wishes it.

As of this time The WNA (Weaponized Nazi Airforce), is being placed on the highest state of alert, 2 Fighter Wings are airbourne including the new F35-JSF.

OOC:In reality I do believe that extra-terrestrials exist and have visited us. Also Whittier- I know I said I would ignore you but I HAD too get into this.
IC:

MESSAGE! MESSAGE!
PRIORITY A(lowest priority)
From the Red Tide goverment
To The world.
ALIENS!? ALIENS!? BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA! You have got too be kidding me! there are no such thing as aliens! They are mearly spy planes and satelittes spying on you! I suggest you shoot them down if you dont want anybody finding out your secrets. END MESSAGE!

"And in other news today, strange lights baffled the citizens near Wibyl several nights ago. Citizens reported seeing numerous red lights over the city in formation. Hundreds of witnesses claim several other lights flew after it and supposedly they flew away and disappeared.

Military Officials confirm that the pursuing lights were F/A-22 Raptor fighters attempting to investigate the object- officially noted as a "possible enemy spy plane", but they quickly debunked any claim of aliens as "poppycock". Now back to you, Mike."

=SAM SITE 288=
Record Search: Start- 22/7/04 9:00; End- 23/7/04 0:00. Key- TE, C.
Target Lock #1- 10:34:08. ="1 Shot Taken. Result Under Investigation."=
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In an interview on national television, a Zoogiedom scientist from a well known domestic company denied these charges with a thick, false Italian accent to help hide his identity.

"That is a-nonsense!" he cried. "'Tis but a simple experimental-aircraft that we have a-made-a. We are a-sorry for any inconvenience-a, but we a-lost-a control-a while a-testing it-a. Look at me! It's-a-Mario!"

Off the coast of Doomingsland-
"What the hell is that?" a militia man said pointing toward a light in the sky.
"Not sure, lets blow it up."
"Agreed."
They radioed the nearest AA site, and soon enough, they saw 4 Patriot PAC-3 missiles and a bunch of tracer rounds streaking toward the lights, which erupted in a plume of flame and crashed into the sea. It turns out it was a giant blimb shaped like a doughnut. Oh, well, it made good target practice...

Once again 911 centers were flooded with calls about so called UFO's. And again the Whittier Government denies their existence.

OOC - What would be more convenient, if the actual craft were mine? Or if it was not, making it more UFO-ish...? I just like the picture :P

OOC - What would be more convenient, if the actual craft were mine? Or if it was not, making it more UFO-ish...? I just like the picture :P
Actually its the Golden Dragon, a global range, fighter/bomber joint strike aircraft that moves at hypersonic speeds. It can move from LA to Paris in just 3 hours. Plus it is supposed to be radar proof. Though, as in the original thread, I rpd that many nations had seen it, so the superstealth part was a failure, but due to high speed,that didn't really matter.
(for speed, I have to find out where I posted the stats. I got them around somewhere.)

In president R.L.'s palace:

R.L.: Damn! I can't sleep with all those tracers... *grabs headset* General, will you stop doing target practice this late at night?

General: Sir, I don't what you're talking-

R.L.: OK, wiseass, then what is- GOOD GOD! SHOOT IT DOWN! SHOOT IT DOWN!

General: Patriot batteries online sir. Target acquired... FIRE!

Four bright lights are seen rocketing towards the object. Two just seem to fizzle out. The other two hit home, and the craft erupts and crashes in the back yard of that crazy old guy I posted about earlier.

Old Guy: *bursts out with shotgun* YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE! *plugs round after into the craft* The army shows up and he is tranquilized. They then haul the craft into Death from Above Air Force Base and is never seen again...

OOC:In reality I do believe that extra-terrestrials exist and have visited us. Also Whittier- I know I said I would ignore you but I HAD too get into this.
IC:

MESSAGE! MESSAGE!
PRIORITY A(lowest priority)
From the Red Tide goverment
To The world.
ALIENS!? ALIENS!? BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA! You have got too be kidding me! there are no such thing as aliens! They are mearly spy planes and satelittes spying on you! I suggest you shoot them down if you dont want anybody finding out your secrets. END MESSAGE!
Are you ignoring or not.