Quarka
25-07-2004, 06:36
The monitor goes black, then fades on slowly. Quarkan Animal Czar Oolong Woole came onto the screen and his lips begin moving rapidly. A tap on the shoulder from outside the camera indicates the microphone has not been put on... and he does so. His words flow like crumbled solidified molasses on the steamy tarmac.
"Hooodangle shiggle fit weeeeee huv a prooblam! Zae beigust hampstar in zee Quarkan zeeeooo aiz on der looze! Zit aiz aruseled ane' aiz asicted por dee athacking dee zee peaphole!"
Disclaimer: Woole's comments are not intended to offend, but may do so, as he is from the rogue liberal province of PETArd in the West of Quarka.
The screen begins to fade out.
"Hooodangle shiggle fit weeeeee huv a prooblam! Zae beigust hampstar in zee Quarkan zeeeooo aiz on der looze! Zit aiz aruseled ane' aiz asicted por dee athacking dee zee peaphole!"
Disclaimer: Woole's comments are not intended to offend, but may do so, as he is from the rogue liberal province of PETArd in the West of Quarka.
The screen begins to fade out.