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"Hello I'm Werner Von Braun, and this is The Nazi News Network.

Top stories today, War games outside the Waters of the nation IDF have already sparked controversy due to the fact they are taking place just 3 miles outside IDF's National Water's, but risk degenerating into a full blown political row today after the events of this afternoon involving a downed pilot from friendly fire during War games.

A pilot of a new NWV F35-JSF plane was shot down by one of NWV's own Arleigh Burke destroyers after its internal Stinger II missile hit the plane .3 seconds after takeoff. Spokesperson Adolf Von Hindeburg of the Navy put the mistake down to incorrect loading of tubes, and that those involved have been discharged.

But thats not all, the pilot of the upcoming Mainstay fighter of NWV activated his parachute and was carried into IDF Waters. NWV Fleet officials could do nothing at risk of destabilizing a fragile situation, and there has been no response from IDF's leaders. President Adolf Hitler II appealed for his safe return saying "Noone wants this to degenerate into a bloodbath.

We here at The NNN, also hope for his safe return.

In other news...."

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Yorktown class carrier USS Joe Crede
IDF had some carrier groups on both sides of IDF's borders in the water. The shoot down of the F-35 was seen by radar.

"Sir," said the radar officer. "That pilot is landing in IDF water."

"We don't need a war," said the Admiral. "Have the Grisha V patrol Frigate USS Harbaugh go and pluck him out of the water. Then make a call to the NWV fleet and tell them to send a helo to pick him up or if they want we can go to them."

"I'll have Harbaugh go and get them," said the radio officer.

on the Harbaugh, 5 minutes later

"Pilot is only 100 feet away," called the lookout.

"10 degrees left rudder, all stop, get the rigid in the water and prepare coffee for this guy, it's cold out there," said Commander Phil Hartman, the CO of the frigate.

"Doing it sir," said the XO.

on USS JOE CREDE 5 minutes later

"Harbaugh has the pilot and is ready to return him," said the radio officer.

"Send the message to the NWV fleet, tell them to pick him up," said the Admiral. "Oh, and make sure the Harbaugh's crew gives him a souveneir ball cap.

"I'll do it sir,"

I just want to throw out here that IDF's forces are on high alert

OOC: Is IDF a Jewish country? Is this why the pilot was shot down by NWV? To start a war?

OOC: Is IDF a Jewish country? Is this why the pilot was shot down by NWV? To start a war?
I am a Jewish nation, and as for the shoot down probably not as his own media is reporting that a NWV ship did the shoot down. I'd say we have a possible missile, CM, plane, and ejector seat test

If a war breaks out I will support you non-militarily.

The WNN Gerhard Schroeder approached the USS Harbaugh, there was an odd amount of laughing as the pilot, wet to the bone, was lying in the middle deck of an IDF Ship shivering, with old blankets rapped around.

The captain of The Gerhard Schroeder, Heinrich Osterrmann - walked across the makeshift planks between the 2 ships, and saluted the Captain of the Harbaugh who was waiting on the other side, sailor to sailor, and wished to inform him of his Government's approval of the recent events, which meant thier willingness to disband 'Das Reich Division', although all no splinter cell groups had withdrawn from IDF 2 Years ago, and full cooperation with the International Community over handing over of weapons from Das Reich Division and the attempts to track down splinter cell movements dedicated to the old style of National Socialism.

The WNN Gerhard Schroeder approached the USS Harbaugh, there was an odd amount of laughing as the pilot, wet to the bone, was lying in the middle deck of an IDF Ship shivering, with old blankets rapped around.

The captain of The Gerhard Schroeder, Heinrich Osterrmann - walked across the makeshift planks between the 2 ships, and saluted the Captain of the Harbaugh who was waiting on the other side, sailor to sailor, and wished to inform him of his Government's approval of the recent events, which meant thier willingness to disband 'Das Reich Division', although all no splinter cell groups had withdrawn from IDF 2 Years ago, and full cooperation with the International Community over handing over of weapons from Das Reich Division and the attempts to track down splinter cell movements dedicated to the old style of National Socialism.

WE thank you for this action. Our department of state wishes to open a dialogue between our nations to heal some wounds

Agreed, we will be hosting a International Development Conference soon, this would be an appropriate time to talk about it.

Agreed, we will be hosting a International Development Conference soon, this would be an appropriate time to talk about it.
We will send Secretary of State Kenny Williams to the conference, we request a private meeting with your President or Secretary of State.

Your request for a private meeting with the President at the Conference is accepted.

Your request for a private meeting with the President at the Conference is accepted.
thank you and g'day. Would you like us to send some F-22As up to track and calibrate your radars?

That would be most helpful.

That would be most helpful.
sending up 12, our pilots are looking to see if they can dodge the radars

Radars appear on WNN Chancellor Kohl appear to show all 12 targets.

Radars appear on WNN Chancellor Kohl appear to show all 12 targets.
Great! I'll have to right hate mail to Boeing now.