Holy panooly
24-07-2004, 13:14
Our head of the SS, James Frwyhn has announced today in a speech that our SS is now capable of spying on the whole internet. This may sound impossible and prestigious but it is not. The team of computer programmers worked from the simple principle of the sniffer. A sniffer is a program which logs and copies all data which comes through. It's impossible to detect since its function is passive, it does not lower the speed of the data flowing in and out and it doesn't leave any traces.
http://members.lycos.co.uk/nspanooly/carnivore.jpg
We gather this information to catch drug criminals, terrorists and anti-Holy Panooly related things. We use this data to start legal cases against those persons. If they are outside HP, we will request them being transported to us. Here they will receive a proper punishment.
Remember, this thing can spy on all computers connected to the internet. Computers who don't use cables but signals to satellites for internet aren't safe either, since all computers have an ip. Once the ip has been entered, there's no stopping this thing.
http://members.lycos.co.uk/nspanooly/carnivore.jpg
We gather this information to catch drug criminals, terrorists and anti-Holy Panooly related things. We use this data to start legal cases against those persons. If they are outside HP, we will request them being transported to us. Here they will receive a proper punishment.
Remember, this thing can spy on all computers connected to the internet. Computers who don't use cables but signals to satellites for internet aren't safe either, since all computers have an ip. Once the ip has been entered, there's no stopping this thing.