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Communist Mississippi
27-07-2004, 10:02
Sione smiled incredulously at the camera. "He won't touch the beautiful non-Jewish Maria, but he openly admits he wants to have sex with the woman that they can't prove is not Jewish. Oy vey, as we Jews say."

Sione waved to the camera. "I've had enough of this. We have 20 minutes to our flight. Send Karen back out here and lets be done with this.

ooc what's the crowd doing

plus, I have to go real soon, so can we wind this up.


The crowd starts yelling at the captain and he then gets defensive, but he chokes up, "I'm certain... Ah... Um... She's not jewish... Oh... Um.... Well the... It's obvious she isn't..." He then shoots a fire sprinkler and in the confusion of the water hitting people, he runs off down the terminal as fast as he can go.

The soldier is busy crying about how the day is messed up and everything is his fault.
Santa Sagissima
27-07-2004, 10:11
The crowd starts yelling at the captain and he then gets defensive, but he chokes up, "I'm certain... Ah... Um... She's not jewish... Oh... Um.... Well the... It's obvious she isn't..." He then shoots a fire sprinkler and in the confusion of the water hitting people, he runs off down the terminal as fast as he can go.

The soldier is busy crying about how the day is messed up and everything is his fault.

"WEll if she's not Jewish, then she can come back to us,. can't she," Domingo smiled warmly at Sione and the members of the crowd. Somehow he now had his crook in hand and mitre on head. His heavy white cassock was soaked from head to foot, but he bore himself with all the authority of an apostle. He moved quietly forward through the {now soaked, but still fascinated} crowd, and waved gently to a short, worried looking man dressed in Airways uniform who was speaking on a handheld radio.

"Excuse me my son, show me where people are held for deportation." He touched the sleeve of one the soldiers who had followed him through the crowd. "Would you like to come with me when I follow this man, or do you want to go adn fetch our sound technician out."
Communist Mississippi
27-07-2004, 10:18
The woman they wanted released was escorted back to them by 2 off-duty Republican Guardsmen armed with their civilian MP-5A3s. They were each wearing T-shirts and jeans. One of their shirts said, "Civil Rights For Southern Whites" on the back it said, "If you don't like the front, you can kiss my white rebel ass."

One of them says, "Make sure she gets on a plane that is leaving Mississippi, not just going to another city in Mississippi. We were unable to prove she isn't a jew, although we couldn't prove she is."
Santa Sagissima
27-07-2004, 10:30
Sione breathed a sigh of heartfelt relief, and Maria and the rest of the crew embraced Karen joyfully. Karen herself was pale after an anxious couple of hours, but obviously unharmed. "Its 5 mins till we board our flight for Louisiana," Sione said. "We won't be stopping any longer here on this visit."

Domingo, mitreless again, with his bag in his hand, smiled at the two soldiers. "Good luck in your search for purity. Just remember, what God has joined, let no man tear apart."

He led the Sagissiman party through to the boarding area. He was delighted that Karen was back, but his heart was troubled by what he had seen. He hummed an anthem from Santa S under his breath as he eased back into the seat of the civil airliner from Louisiana. "Until the philosophy, which holds one race superior and another one, inferior, has been toppled, totally downstroyed, well everywhere is war."

Back in Santa SAgissima, the live broadcast ended with file footage of Mississippi from the air, followed by images from the recent North African war. Domingo Simone was a lot more forgiving than a lot of Karen's co-workers, and more forgiving than many Sagissimans.

ooc alright outta here.

PS: By the way, I could have sneaked a dirty bomb, or even a mini-nuke in with the camera crew. We have the uranium and we offloaded the stuff ourselves. But we don't do terrorism
The Parthians
27-07-2004, 17:39
The Armenian Bishop arrived at the cathedral with two priests, their orders were to meet with Pius of Mississippi and to throw in their support for him. They thought Pius was corrupt and should never hold office, but they knew that the Shah would pursecute them and their Christian bretheren if Pius was not recognized as pope by this delegation.
The Island of Rose
27-07-2004, 18:21
Sergei saw the images from satellite T.V. he was sickened. He stood up, he was in his robes, inside the Embassy in Louisiana. He paced, he didn't want a racist as their Patriarch. He sighed, and lo and behold there was a video recorder on the table next to the T.V. he smiled and turned it on, he sat down, pointing the wobbly camera towards him. He started to talk.

"This is a message, for the world and for the people of Mississippi. First the peoples of Mississippi. You're a bunch of pigheaded racists. You call yourself pure Christians, well I suggest you read the Bible first. Didn't Jesus say to love each other? Not only whites? But specifically this goes to the so called Priests. You call yourselves Holy. Well, let's see. You're racist, you think the white race is superior, you think the Jew as you call them is the spawn of Satan, and you think Blacks should die. Let's observe History for a moment. You ever thought Jesus was a black man? Maybe the apostles were black. Maybe most of his followers were black. Hm? And now to the Jew. Jesus was a Jew. The first followers were Jews. The people, who believed in the one true God were Jewish! We should consider them the pure race! And now Pius, your beloved leader. Let's see, I suppose Popes can bribe hm? He bribed me and Hamptonshire Archbishop to vote for him, at gunpoint. Oh, what about him having sex, I was not a witness but if you were there you could've telled. I now talk to the minorities in Mississippi, if there are any. Remain patient, for Jesus will aid you soon, stay hidden for the day will come that little black and white boys will be able to play together, and the color of your skin won't matter and your character will. And now the world, we have seen Mississippi's true colors. I say to expel them from the Holy Church, we do not need hypocrites in the Church. You may try to kill me, but strike me down and I will arise more powerful. I bid you, good day and me the Lord bless thee."

As soon as the video finished, it was taken to Rosian authorities. It was aired by satellite, for the Rosians had a T.V. station in their Embassy. And so it was aired, aired on the T.V. and aired on the Internet, he didn't care who saw it, but he cared if they saw it. Sergei prayed that people will listen.

OOC// That little race riot in the airport was world televised right?
The Parthians
27-07-2004, 19:50
The Shah of Parthia, as per usual, supports Communist Mississippi and their government under Emperor (We recognize the premier as emperor and sent him royal regalia) Fabus. If they so choose to repress minorities it is their perogative, we expelled the Hazara from our nation and feel that if you want to expel certain ethnic groups it is your choice. We do however ask that any nations expelling Zoroastrian Persians send them to our nation. We also send our hopes for the election of Pius.
Fascist Afrikanerdom
27-07-2004, 19:57
President Karl Vorster and the Dutch Reformed Church of Fascist Afrikanerdom find Pius's teachings in concordance with the Bible and hopes that he will be elected.
Communist Mississippi
27-07-2004, 20:09
Sergei saw the images from satellite T.V. he was sickened. He stood up, he was in his robes, inside the Embassy in Louisiana. He paced, he didn't want a racist as their Patriarch. He sighed, and lo and behold there was a video recorder on the table next to the T.V. he smiled and turned it on, he sat down, pointing the wobbly camera towards him. He started to talk.

"This is a message, for the world and for the people of Mississippi. First the peoples of Mississippi. You're a bunch of pigheaded racists. You call yourself pure Christians, well I suggest you read the Bible first. Didn't Jesus say to love each other? Not only whites? But specifically this goes to the so called Priests. You call yourselves Holy. Well, let's see. You're racist, you think the white race is superior, you think the Jew as you call them is the spawn of Satan, and you think Blacks should die. Let's observe History for a moment. You ever thought Jesus was a black man? Maybe the apostles were black. Maybe most of his followers were black. Hm? And now to the Jew. Jesus was a Jew. The first followers were Jews. The people, who believed in the one true God were Jewish! We should consider them the pure race! And now Pius, your beloved leader. Let's see, I suppose Popes can bribe hm? He bribed me and Hamptonshire Archbishop to vote for him, at gunpoint. Oh, what about him having sex, I was not a witness but if you were there you could've telled. I now talk to the minorities in Mississippi, if there are any. Remain patient, for Jesus will aid you soon, stay hidden for the day will come that little black and white boys will be able to play together, and the color of your skin won't matter and your character will. And now the world, we have seen Mississippi's true colors. I say to expel them from the Holy Church, we do not need hypocrites in the Church. You may try to kill me, but strike me down and I will arise more powerful. I bid you, good day and me the Lord bless thee."

As soon as the video finished, it was taken to Rosian authorities. It was aired by satellite, for the Rosians had a T.V. station in their Embassy. And so it was aired, aired on the T.V. and aired on the Internet, he didn't care who saw it, but he cared if they saw it. Sergei prayed that people will listen.

OOC// That little race riot in the airport was world televised right?


Mississippi has been 100% White Christian ever since we made deals to swap our unwanted blacks for other nation's unwanted whites.

Occ- We're not going to take that insult, we're going to take him up on his offer to kill him


A picture and dossier of Sergei were handed to two promising Department of Internal Security Blackops operatives. They were told to kill this man and kill him fast. He had insulted Mississippi, he had blasphemed against Christ and the Christian faith. They were told to make it look like an accident.

Soon would they begin the hunt. The lion may one day lay down with the lamb, but that day certainly wasn't now.
Communist Mississippi
27-07-2004, 20:11
President Karl Vorster and the Dutch Reformed Church of Fascist Afrikanerdom find Pius's teachings in concordance with the Bible and hopes that he will be elected.


A Dutch Reformist cannot be elected Pope of the Roman Catholic Church. Nor would he want to be. Most Calvinists traditionally dislike Roman Catholics.
Fascist Afrikanerdom
27-07-2004, 20:17
I know, but we find your teachings to be more accurate. We hope that as fellow Whites, a White may rule the Catholic Church and reform it to follow biblical truth. And we do not hate any White (maybe except the Rooineks), even if they are Catholic.
Communist Mississippi
27-07-2004, 20:24
Pius XIII has been recalled and is to be replaced by the 36 year old General/Bishop Herman Von Felben who is a brigadier general in the 14th Republican Guard Armored Division “God’s Wrath” (Drawn from the CM clergy and monastic orders) He is also a bishop with his diocese being the northwestern district of Jackson City.

His most famous quote is, "Take up the sword my brethren, and answer the call, answer the call and fight for Christ and Mother Church."



Pius told everybody goodbye and then with a quickened pace he walked ito his limousine, got inside in a manner that showed he felt like he was the leader of a nation getting ready to drive by lines of cheering subjects.


He then drove off.


Arriving a short while later by civilian helicopter, Hermann Von Felben stepped out of the helicopter and walked into the cathedral.

"Greetings brethren" he called out as he walked inside.
The Island of Rose
27-07-2004, 20:25
A soldier rushed to Sergei in the Embassy.

"You're going to stay here, you might get killed for that statement."

Sergei shrugged.

"Nope, we'll just need to up my protection."

And with that, an RAH-1, unarmed, was stationed there, received the Archbishop, along with six guards, armed with a G36 and a 40mm grenade launcher. It took off, taking off where? Who knows... but something was in the mist, they didn't know of the plot, but they'd do something.

Meanwhile, a Priest stationed on the Embassy was being driven towards the Cathedral. He was being driven in a Humvee, the limo was in repair. So he was being driven towards the Cathedral. What the hell was going on?

OOC: RAH-1=Blackhawk heh, afraid of a Holy Man?
Communist Mississippi
27-07-2004, 23:41
The 2 assassins were lying in wait in the woods near the road. The saw the hummer coming. They readied to fire the MILAN.


Occ- May I fire it? Should it A) Miss. B) Hit the hummer, kill the others but not him (like a miracle) C) Hit, kill them all D) Hit kill the some, wound some, he's wounded.
Santa Sagissima
28-07-2004, 00:07
It was a weary but thankful group of Sagissimans that finally arrived at New Orleans airport. Despite the trauma of the last 12 hours, and the long journey from their island home, the Pacific Vision crew got to work like consummate professionals – filming and broadcasting Domingo Simone’s arrival in Louisiana and his reception by representatives of the Catholic Church in CL and the CL foreign ministry.

(ooc hope that’s alright with you CL)

Despite the tiredness of the party, at Simone’s request, the government limos took them all to St. Louis’s Cathedral to thank the Saint and Our Lady, patron of travellers, for their prayers and their safe arrival. Not everyone joined Simone inside though. Sione and Maria, and a couple of the tv crew stayed back in the cars – fast asleep.

After an hour or so, the whole party arrived at their comfortable lodgings in a secure Franciscan monastery in the central city.

Secret IC
From Agent CL1
To Esoteric Department, Office of Foreign Missions

We’re trailing a potential assassination at the moment. Heavy weaponry carried by foreign operatives. Have already passed details onto CL secret police.


Ooc – Pacific vision onsold the footage from the airport – some of it live, other stations picked up the edited highlights. (the footage of the captain saying he wants to rape the Jewish woman is a highlight.)

Also You guys (TIOR and Kommunist Mississippi that are toting weapons around can just hand them over to the CL secret police officer that is at your elbow/knocking at your door/serving you that coffee/at the checkpoint

“Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force”
Communist Mississippi
28-07-2004, 00:10
The captain denies that she was jewish, and he maintains he just wanted to extort sex out of her, not rape her. After that, the captain dropped out of public life and got on the first flight to Luanda in Mississippi controlled Angola.




In the woods, the two assassins were ready. The one fired the MILAN and it sailed through the air, impacting on the hummer, the hummer was a flaming wreck. The men moved forward to check it to make sure they were all dead.
The Island of Rose
28-07-2004, 00:11
They were all dead, except for the Priest. He crawled out of the wreckage, he looked like Sergei, he even had his accent, he looked at the Soldiers, smirking.

"Would you kill a holy man? An unarmed wearer of the Cloth? Are you that heartless?"

OOC: You are so nice >> << >>
Communist Mississippi
28-07-2004, 00:13
The two men moved cautiouslly forward. They were going to check to make sure he was dead.

The flames rolled up from the hummer into the ample supply of oxygen around. This could start a forest fire, but oh well, who cares, Mississippi won't get hurt.

They saw him pulling himself out of the wreck, crawling forward in a vain attempt to get away.

One of them pulled a pistol and said, "Tell the devil that the DIS sent you." He then shot him 6 times in the head.
Santa Sagissima
28-07-2004, 00:18
ooc just because CL isn't around to send in the cops doesn't mean you guys can blow each other up in heavily populated Louisiana. You're going to have camera footage of this attack from every direction

Oh, wait, the pacific Vision HQ is already receiving it from a variety of sources - including a birdwatcher who was in the woods right nearby. We've got the CL defense dept spokeswoman on the phone right now.
Santa Sagissima
28-07-2004, 00:20
She says that standard procedure is being followed, which means a military cordon around the area, we understand. We're getting agency footage now of the cordon going up. THose CL troops are certainly efficient.
Santa Sagissima
28-07-2004, 00:27
WE've got footage apparently from an enterprising traffic-monitoring helicopter camera crew, who took the copter in a bit closer and used the highly advanced zoom function (Pacific Vision understands that traffic monitoring crews double as traffic cops in CL), to show an apparent fire fight after the explosion, it seems some civilian-clothed caucasian-looking men were arrested and some killed or injured. Footage isn't that great though."
Communist Mississippi
28-07-2004, 00:29
WE've got footage apparently from an enterprising traffic-monitoring helicopter camera crew, who took the copter in a bit closer and used the highly advanced zoom function (Pacific Vision understands that traffic monitoring crews double as traffic cops in CL), to show an apparent fire fight after the explosion, it seems some civilian-clothed caucasian-looking men were arrested and some killed or injured. Footage isn't that great though."

Sorry, the men weren't arrested. Expert assassins, they'd either escape or take cyanide.

Occ- For you to RP arresting them is a god mod. I ask you edit that. I got permission to kill him, you need permission to handle my men or do RP them taking cyanide.
The Island of Rose
28-07-2004, 00:31
The two men moved cautiouslly forward. They were going to check to make sure he was dead.

The flames rolled up from the hummer into the ample supply of oxygen around. This could start a forest fire, but oh well, who cares, Mississippi won't get hurt.

They saw him pulling himself out of the wreck, crawling forward in a vain attempt to get away.

One of them pulled a pistol and said, "Tell the devil that the DIS sent you." He then shot him 6 times in the head.

The Priest fell, his body was limp. The soldiers were spread out along the ground, all dead. It was a massacre. Of course the Rosians did not know about this, yet. Maybe they will know. Who knows...

The RAH-1 however landed back into the Embassy, the Archbishop was covered in a cloak, the soldiers rushing back. The Archbishop would not appear until the meeting, for now, he would watch events from the Embassy, observing... waiting...

OOC: Come on, think of the RP possibility CM, don't ignore this >.> <.<
Santa Sagissima
28-07-2004, 00:32
ooc- nope, I deliberately said the footage was poor to avoid that accusation. I think viewers can make up their own minds, don't you?
Communist Mississippi
28-07-2004, 00:33
OOC: Come on, think of the RP possibility CM, don't ignore this >.> <.<

Ok.
Communist Mississippi
28-07-2004, 00:35
Okay here goes.


Police in rural Louisiana are looking for two males, most likely white.

The first male was approximately 27 years old and 6 foot 8 inches tall and probable weight of 210 lbs. He was described was wearing a camouflage jacket.

The second male was 6 foot 11 inches tall and probable weight of 225 lbs. He was also wearing a camouflage jacket.
Santa Sagissima
28-07-2004, 00:39
Police in rural Louisiana are looking for two males, most likely white.



I don't mind that you are telling the CL police what to do. Just remember there are 1.197 billion people in CL and the police are all-pervasive.
Communist Mississippi
28-07-2004, 00:42
I don't mind that you are telling the CL police what to do. Just remember there are 1.197 billion people in CL and the police are all-pervasive.


Just remember that expert assassins can usually elude local hick police.
Communist Mississippi
28-07-2004, 02:53
{ooc we have another camera. If youre going back to edit in shooting cameras then its only fair.
.

Actually I think I went back to edit a spelling error. I always edit such errors.
Santa Sagissima
28-07-2004, 03:16
Sorry Mississippi. You originally wrote only the captain's comment that he didn't want the 'mestizo', he wanted the blond. I replied to that. You then went back and edited in the comment about none of your (what 20 zillion) soldiers being fat, and also made the captain shoot the camera. This is also apparent from the sentence construction of your post.

I was forced to edit my post, because the camera that Sione was talking to had retrospectively exploded - alarming to say the least. I also took the opportunity to make the crowd soaking wet from the sprinkler system that the Captain burst in his embarrassment.

Also - you know as well as I do that your racial laws forbid miscegeny. Is it really possible that the Captain could make such an embarrassing faux pas and get away scot free? After all, the implication of this broadcast is that the Mississippian military doesn't really take the racial laws very seriously - consequently the racial purity of Mississippi is questionable to say the least.

If so. you are at least in good company. Laws against miscegeny, above all other laws, were made to be broken and have been cheerfully broken in every state that has had them. After all, even Hitler had Jewish heritage.
Santa Sagissima
28-07-2004, 03:22
Just remember that expert assassins can usually elude local hick police.

ooc maybe in RL USA (where amateurish terrorists can live happily under the noses of the secret police) but I don't think it's possible in Communist Louisiana. As I said, the population is more than three times that of rl USA, and concentrated in a much smaller area. THe economy is apparently much stronger than rl usa (therefore assume more advanced tech at all levels of police) and the police is not the same as in rl usa. Instead of a seperate professional constabulary, the police are ALL PERVASIVE - it's impossible to tell where exzactly the professional force ends and the militia, vigilantes and boy scouts start (I imagine you would argue along the same lines for your KKK squads in KKKommunist Missisipi
Communist Mississippi
28-07-2004, 03:28
After all, even Hitler had Jewish heritage.


Just a rumor, never proven. An SS doctor researched it and told Hitler there was a 25% he was 1/8th jewish.
Santa Sagissima
28-07-2004, 03:31
Just a rumor, never proven. An SS doctor researched it and told Hitler there was a 25% he was 1/8th jewish.

But that's crazy. I mean you can tell so much from family trees (hmm, hickelbaum, that sounds 25% Jewish) but the problem is that people keep on having sex outside marriage (just ask every red-blooded male in Kommunist Mississippi, from Fabus down to the 17-yr-old recruit)
Communist Mississippi
28-07-2004, 03:40
But that's crazy. I mean you can tell so much from family trees (hmm, hickelbaum, that sounds 25% Jewish) but the problem is that people keep on having sex outside marriage (just ask every red-blooded male in Kommunist Mississippi, from Fabus down to the 17-yr-old recruit)

Yes, one of the unwanted side effects of our government pumping the young males full of testosterone, steroids, and other such hormones to make them stronger, faster, and more aggressive, is that they become much more sexually active.
Santa Sagissima
28-07-2004, 04:41
Yes, one of the unwanted side effects of our government pumping the young males full of testosterone, steroids, and other such hormones to make them stronger, faster, and more aggressive, is that they become much more sexually active.

Pacific Vision's trashier news channel, Rox News, did a new article recently on steroid use in armed forces, which concentrated - surprise, surprise - on Komunist Misisipi. Here are some of the things discussed:

Men taking anabolic steroids run the risk of changes in sexual characteristics as well as changes in reproductive functioning. The following may also be experienced:

a. baldness
b. difficulty urinating
c. enlarged prostate
d. breast development
e. reduced sperm count
f. impotence
g. testicular shrinkage

The report ended with some footage from the Airport Incident:

The captain said with revulsion, "You think I'd touch that mestizo with a 10 foot pole. What do you think I am?"

The reporter ended with the comment: "Doctors say that chances are he COULDN'T have touched her with a six inch pole, let alone a 10 foot one!" :-)
Communist Mississippi
28-07-2004, 04:45
Pacific Vision's trashier news channel, Rox News, did a new article recently on steroid use in armed forces, which concentrated - surprise, surprise - on Komunist Misisipi. Here are some of the things discussed:

Men taking anabolic steroids run the risk of changes in sexual characteristics as well as changes in reproductive functioning. The following may also be experienced:

a. baldness
b. difficulty urinating
c. enlarged prostate
d. breast development
e. reduced sperm count
f. impotence
g. testicular shrinkage

The report ended with some footage from the Airport Incident:



The reporter ended with the comment: "Doctors say that chances are he COULDN'T have touched her with a six inch pole, let alone a 10 foot one!" :-)


Well we use advanced steroids that have different side effects, except for extreme aggression, possible liver failure, enlarged heart, and stomach problems.
Santa Sagissima
28-07-2004, 04:59
Well we use advanced steroids that have different side effects, except for extreme aggression, possible liver failure, enlarged heart, and stomach problems.

Rox News did a follow up article talking to various medical specialists who cast doubt on that KM statement. The thrust of the article was that KM was lying to it's own soldiers. It contained lots of disturbing footage of big-breasted bald men with shrivelled gonads (remember this is a trashy station),

Also included an interview with a transsexual who claimed to have served in the Republican Guard before hormone imbalances forced him to adopt a different lifestyle.

Sensational hints at wild sex with Premier Fabus - look out for follow up "documentary".

Both articles selling well internationally.
Communist Mississippi
28-07-2004, 05:02
Deep in his secret bunker underneath his Stalingrad Estate.

Premier Fabus called in the blackops general of the Department of Internal Security.


(Fabus) "I want them dead, the reporters, I want them dead, their wives dead, their children dead, I want their cats and their dogs dead."

The DIS general said, "Which one came before the cat?"

(Fabus) "Just kill the reporters."



There would be 20 teams of 3 men each to kill the reporters that were so angering the Premier
PioMagnus
28-07-2004, 05:31
From the Office of External Affairs, Pio Magnus:

PioMagnus is sending her Spiritual Councilor, and Pastor of the House of Prayer to Communist Louisiana for the patriarchal elections. PioMagnus will be sending armed guard's to protect his Emminence, Bishop Lannan.

It is to be understood that an act of violence perpetrated by a national authority against him is to be understood as an act of war, and will be treated as such.

The bishop, the leader of the Knights of St. George, will be accompanied by his warrior monks as well.

Bishop Lannan and his entire entourage is to be considered as under the protection of

Holy Emperor Pio Magnus,
Protector of the Innocent,
Arbiter of Peace,
Knight of Christ,
Defender of "The Papacy"

furthermore, it is to be recognized that Bishop Lannan, as well as the people of PioMagnus do not recognize any of the NS anti-popes, leaving their loyalty purely to
His Holiness Pope John Paul II:
Bishop of Rome;
Vicar of Jesus Christ;
Successor to the Prince of the Apostles;
Supreme Pontiff of the Universal Church;
Patriarch of the West;
Primate of Italy;
Archbishop and Metropolitan of the Province of Rome;
Sovereign of the Vatican City;
and Servant of the Servants of God.

Bishop Lannan is here to defend the Church's position, without regard for the various schismatic groups that have been appearing on NS.

Furthermore, PioMagnus questions the validity of any of the proceedings of a "Catholic" council in a KKK controlled area, due to the pervasive hatred of Roman Catholics by members of the KKK.

God bless.

Signed,

MSGR. Peter J. Elliot
Secretary of the exterior,
Office of External Affairs, PioMagnus
Communist Louisiana
28-07-2004, 05:33
3 black SUV's pull up infront of the hotel where the Bishop of Grunge-France was staying. Eighteen specialist troops walked in the front door of the hotel and one went and spoke to the owner of the hotel while the others loaded their EA-90 SAW version machine guns

Head of the group- We have a warrent to serve. Which room is the Bishop of Grunge-France staying in?

Owner of the Hotel- He is in room 266 sir.

Head of the group- Thank you, I want you to lock the doors to the hotel.

Owner of the Hotel- Arlgiht

Twelve more armed troops walked into building. After being briefed on current affairs, half of the men went to the elevators and turned them off while the other half stood guard by the only stairway in the hotel. Three minutes later, 18 speacialist troops moved up the stairs to the fourth floor. They all approached the door numbered "266". The commander of the group gave them the signal to kick the door in. Within seconds the 18 troops were in the room with guns pointed at the Grunge-France Bishop and his aids.

http://www.navalinstitute.org/proceedings/articles02/images02/1mullin12.jpg

Head of the group- Premier Jindal sends his regards. You are under arrest for espionage. Come with us sir or we can not promise your safety.
Communist Mississippi
28-07-2004, 05:35
Furthermore, PioMagnus questions the validity of any of the proceedings of a "Catholic" council in a KKK controlled area, due to the pervasive hatred of Roman Catholics by members of the KKK.




Occ- David Duke opened the KKK to catholics several decades back and many joined.

The only group the Catholic Church prohibits Catholics from joining are the Freemasons, the Illuminati, and other such secret orders. Also note the masons won't take catholcis.
PioMagnus
28-07-2004, 05:41
"Well, James, I'm happy that the gates of hell shall never prevail against us, because it looks as though some of these men are trying to open the gate..."

"Most correct Bishop Lannan. I only hope that we can restore some order here."

"Jim, our job isn't neccesarily to restore order. Rather, it is to present the teachings of Holy Mother Church. What they do after that is up to them. This area is filled with strife. I find it most detestable the way that affairs have shapen up...well, let's get going. This is going to be a long walk."

"Yes, Bishop. I'll order the Knights of St. George to prepare the way."
Dakara
28-07-2004, 05:44
We wish to know if this grand conference is accepting any more representatives, as we have a bishop stationed at our embassy in New Orleans to act as a chaplain to the security forces there.
Santa Sagissima
28-07-2004, 05:51
Secret IC to Communist Louisiana secret service

Are you aware of the activities of Komunist Misisipi spies in CL. If the foreign spies are not arrested S. Sagissima govt would consider CL unable to control it’s own capital city and advise our Bishop to pull out of conference
Communist Louisiana
28-07-2004, 06:04
Dakara, we will allow you to do this.

Secret IC to: Santa Sagissima
We understand the problums, we will deal with them a.s.a.p. We will be sending more guards to your residence as well as the residence of the other officials.
Communist Mississippi
28-07-2004, 06:11
One of the assassins to kill the representatives from Santa Sagissima was making his way to the residence in a small delivery truck. It was full to the brim with C-4, a total of 5,000lbs of C-4.


The truck pulled up to the first checkpoint, they saw it was a delivery truck and waved him by.

The assassin smiled and waved, all the while thinking to himself, "Fools". He slowly moved forward, the second and final checkpoint. The two guards moved forward, one motioned for him to stop so they could check the back.


The floored the gas, they dove out of the way and fired, but the rounds just riccocheted off the metal frame of the truck. The truck plowed through the gate. It became airborne and tipped sideways, then a second before it crashed into the building the man yelled out, "Christian Martyrs Brigade!" The guards heard it. The truck plowed into the building and detonated, everything in the building, the compound, and the two guards, was blown to pieces.

Rescue teams were quick to respond and they were filmed sifting through the wreckage. What would they find?
Santa Sagissima
28-07-2004, 06:13
Secret IC to: Santa Sagissima
We understand the problums, we will deal with them a.s.a.p. We will be sending more guards to your residence as well as the residence of the other officials.
Secret IC reply
S. Sagissima hope that you appreciate the seriousness of the situation. We almost lost one one of our citizens in transit through KM - after being given to understand that they were welcome to visit and even offered an audience with Fabus.

Now we have heard that a Rosian priest was killed by KM operatives only this morning after the Rosian bishop made a statement critical of CM.

Communist Louisiana already has serious 'branding' problems by being associated so closely with KM. If the operatives are not arrested and, preferably, executed within 24 hours, then the independence of Communist Louisiana will be so severely compromised in our eyes that we will have to pull out of the conference.

We will make this recommendation available to all participants in the conference in such a case.
Santa Sagissima
28-07-2004, 06:21
One of the assassins to kill the representatives from Santa Sagissima was making his way to the residence in a small delivery truck. It was full to the brim with C-4, a total of 5,000lbs of C-4.


The truck pulled up to the first checkpoint, they saw it was a delivery truck and waved him by.

The assassin smiled and waved, all the while thinking to himself, "Fools". He slowly moved forward, the second and final checkpoint. The two guards moved forward, one motioned for him to stop so they could check the back.


The floored the gas, they dove out of the way and fired, but the rounds just riccocheted off the metal frame of the truck. The truck plowed through the gate. It became airborne and tipped sideways, then a second before it crashed into the building the man yelled out, "Christian Martyrs Brigade!" The guards heard it. The truck plowed into the building and detonated, everything in the building, the compound, and the two guards, was blown to pieces.

Rescue teams were quick to respond and they were filmed sifting through the wreckage. What would they find?

The explosion shook the chapel where Domingo was praying with the Franciscan brothers. They rushed through the now-smokefilled cloisters to the courtyard - where once the entrance hall had been was now a gaping hole!

Like many monasteries, the Franciscan monastery in central New Orleans is not an open building - rather it is built in four wings that enclose a courtyard. The front of this monastery - so far as Domingo knew - was actually a hostel for the city's homeless and a hospital, as well as the reception for the monastery proper.

OOC: I realise you will be disappointed with this, but it seems quite realistic to me. Car bombs are always a better way of killing bystanders than anyone else.

CL will have to RP the casualties
Agrigento
28-07-2004, 06:22
ooc: What exactly is going on here?
Communist Mississippi
28-07-2004, 06:35
OOC: I realise you will be disappointed with this, but it seems quite realistic to me. Car bombs are always a better way of killing bystanders than anyone else.

CL will have to RP the casualties


Occ- Let me tell you that 5,000 lbs of C4 will level anything for a good distance, we're not talking about some overloaded firecracker. We're talking about 5,000 lbs of C4; 1/2 city block at least. He's dead.
Santa Sagissima
28-07-2004, 06:40
ooc: What exactly is going on here?

if you go back to page 14 you can read about how my bishop stopped at a komunist misisipi airport and narrowly avoided being lynched (we're mostly not pure white).

Secret IC
Santa Sagissima briefing to Agrigento
A Misisipi army captain said he would allow us through if we allowed one of our party - a sound technician - to be raped. The woman was being held on suspicion of being Jewish at the time - so the rape would be in violation of KM's own laws anyway.

All very, very distasteful, but typical of KM operations. Most recently a Rosian priest was killed this morning by KM operatives and hit squads are after our party following an unrelated report by freelance journalists that was aired on a private TV channel that alleged that Premier Fabus had wild sex with a transsexual
Communist Mississippi
28-07-2004, 06:44
Premier Fabus addressed the nation and stated, "I have never had sexual relations with anybody other than normal straight, white christian women."


Occ- He didn't ask to rape her, you don't ask to rape somebody, that goes contrary to the whole notion of rape being against their will. You don't say, "May I please murder you?" He was attempting to solicit sexual favors for allowing them leave, it's called a bribe, he wanted a bribe (in the form of sex)
Agrigento
28-07-2004, 06:57
ooc: Thanks for the summary. If you need any help with such matters I will attend to them.
Santa Sagissima
28-07-2004, 07:24
Premier Fabus addressed the nation and stated, "I have never had sexual relations with anybody other than normal straight, white christian women."


Occ- He didn't ask to rape her, you don't ask to rape somebody, that goes contrary to the whole notion of rape being against their will. You don't say, "May I please murder you?" He was attempting to solicit sexual favors for allowing them leave, it's called a bribe, he wanted a bribe (in the form of sex)

Rox TV now airs an interview with Jason, or as he prefers to be called now, Jasmin McCarthy, to get his reaction on the Fabus denial. Jasmin is a former Republican Guard, who after unexpectedly extreme reaction to the Mississippi Army's hormone supplement program, was forced to undergo a gender reassignment. During her time in Jackson City she allegedly made teh acquaintance of Premier Fabus.

Jasmin, a tall, busty, peroxide blonde with striking blue eyes looks directly at the camera and speaks softly with a pronounced Southern Twang, "Well it hurts, I suppose, after all the things he said when he was with me, but I forgive him. He was so sincere, but he just can't admit to half of the fun he gets up. And I still believe he is the best thing the white race ever had." She smiles ruefully, and selfconsciously glamorously, at the camera.

Rox TV anchorman: Jasmin's whereabouts are secret to protect her from recrimination

OOC: Having read some of your other posts I know that outright rape, and coerced sex of various other kinds is par for the course in KM. The captain propositioned not the woman, but Sione Lee, a man and presumably thus the woman's "owner". Had he propisitioned the woman dierectly (who was being held by redneck soldiers on suspicion of being a Jew , apparently without any legal recourse) then it would be quite clearly a rape situation.
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Communist Mississippi
28-07-2004, 07:35
Rox TV now airs an interview with Jason, or as he prefers to be called now, Jasmin McCarthy, to get his reaction on the Fabus denial. Jasmin is a former Republican Guard, who after unexpectedly extreme reaction to the Mississippi Army's hormone supplement program, was forced to undergo a gender reassignment. During her time in Jackson City she allegedly made teh acquaintance of Premier Fabus.

Jasmin, a tall, busty, peroxide blonde with striking blue eyes looks directly at the camera and speaks softly with a pronounced Southern Twang, "Well it hurts, I suppose, after all the things he said when he was with me, but I forgive him. He was so sincere, but he just can't admit to half of the fun he gets up. And I still believe he is the best thing the white race ever had." She smiles ruefully, and selfconsciously glamorously, at the camera.

Rox TV anchorman: Jasmin's whereabouts are secret to protect her from recrimination

OOC: Having read some of your other posts I know that outright rape, and coerced sex of various other kinds is par for the course in KM. The captain propositioned not the woman, but Sione Lee, a man and presumably thus the woman's "owner". Had he propisitioned the woman dierectly (who was being held by redneck soldiers on suspicion of being a Jew , apparently without any legal recourse) then it would be quite clearly a rape situation.
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The Rox TV anchorman was in the parking garage of the TV station, a black cadillac pulled up next to him. He turned to look and see who it was, the window rolled down, a man leaned out with a silenced UZI and unloaded the entire magazine into him. Then he got out and threw down a card that read, "The Christian Martyrs Brigade sends liars to their graves."
The car sped away and nobody had any useful information because nobody even noticed the murder scene until 4 hours later when the night shift cleaning crew arrived.

By then the men were long gone, the car had been painted and the plates changed.
Santa Sagissima
28-07-2004, 07:38
Occ- Let me tell you that 5,000 lbs of C4 will level anything for a good distance, we're not talking about some overloaded firecracker. We're talking about 5,000 lbs of C4; 1/2 city block at least. He's dead.

ooc: I’d like to leave this judgement call to Louisiana, or perhaps other participants on this thread. The decision should bear in mind not just the technicalities of C4 explosions, but also the kind of terrorist infrastructure that KM must have in New Orleans to make this possible. (not just the size, but also the command and control – reaction time, targeting, and intelligence).

Afghan and Iraqi resistance forces cannot get an explosion anywhere like this in countries awash with arms that they have much more freedom of movement in.

For Komunist Misisipi to be able to do this in Communist Louisiana, would say very bad things about CL’s effective sovereignty. I thought that part of hosting the conference was providing security.
Communist Mississippi
28-07-2004, 07:39
ooc: I’d like to leave this judgement call to Louisiana, or perhaps other participants on this thread. The decision should bear in mind not just the technicalities of C4 explosions, but also the kind of terrorist infrastructure that KM must have in New Orleans to make this possible. (not just the size, but also the command and control – reaction time, targeting, and intelligence).

Afghan and Iraqi resistance forces cannot get an explosion anywhere like this in countries awash with arms that they have much more freedom of movement in.

For Komunist Misisipi to be able to do this in Communist Louisiana, would say very bad things about CL’s effective sovereignty. I thought that part of hosting the conference was providing security.


Occ- We share a common border, I'm allowed to use the river. Where do they get the explosives? Well the CM government will give them what they ask for.
Santa Sagissima
28-07-2004, 07:41
The Rox TV anchorman was in the parking garage of the TV station, a black cadillac pulled up next to him. He turned to look and see who it was, the window rolled down, a man leaned out with a silenced UZI and unloaded the entire magazine into him. Then he got out and threw down a card that read, "The Christian Martyrs Brigade sends liars to their graves."
The car sped away and nobody had any useful information because nobody even noticed the murder scene until 4 hours later when the night shift cleaning crew arrived.

By then the men were long gone, the car had been painted and the plates changed.


ooc: I hate to say this. because it so often causes flaming, but you're godmoding again. That's my anchorman, and I can tell you he wasn't in any f"cking carpark. Carparks are pretty rare in S.Sagissima anyway.

Besides, you don't have any idea where S.Sagissima is, and you don't have a chance of infiltrating anyone into our society. You got away with it in Communist Louisiana, but you'll never be able to get in here. Your crewcutted goons would stick out like sore thumbs.
Communist Mississippi
28-07-2004, 07:43
The owner of Rox TV was sleeping in his house, his wife and children were away for a few days visiting with relatives. He didn't hear the lock being picked, well it was picked by professionals, so there was nothing to hear. The two men made their way upstairs with absolute silence. They snuck into his bedroom

They loomed over the man as he slept, then suddenly they sprang. One of them held his hands down, the other shoved a pillow over his face and said, "This is for Curtis Fabus!" The owner started to kick and buck like a bronco, but it was all in vain, the assassin holding him down was incredibly strong. After about 2 minutes, his struggling ceased, they checked his pulse, very weak. One of them took out a silenced .22 caliber pistol and shot him 6 times in the head. They then made a mess of the house, opened drawers, overturned tables and chairs, so that it might look like a burglary gone wrong.
Communist Mississippi
28-07-2004, 07:45
ooc: I hate to say this. because it so often causes flaming, but you're godmoding again. That's my anchorman, and I can tell you he wasn't in any f"cking carpark. Carparks are pretty rare in S.Sagissima anyway.

Besides, you don't have any idea where S.Sagissima is, and you don't have a chance of infiltrating anyone into our society. You got away with it in Communist Louisiana, but you'll never be able to get in here. Your crewcutted goons would stick out like sore thumbs.


I have no idea where your nation is? So your nation isn't in the CIA world factbook.

What are you f---ing Atlantis?

If you're going to RP smearing my leader, I'm going to RP killing the reporters.

Also, I have a budget of 28 trillion dollars, I could sneak a man to hell and back without the devil knowing it.

You're a 5th rate banana republic who can barely afford to police your own borders.
Santa Sagissima
28-07-2004, 07:45
Occ- We share a common border, I'm allowed to use the river. Where do they get the explosives? Well the CM government will give them what they ask for.


Within a few hours, 5'000 lbs of high explosive and a suicidal maniac were able to move from KM into New Orleans and blow up a monastery in the centre city. Do you keep lots of suicide bombers with ready loaded trucks on the border? If so, why doesn't Louisiana know more about it and if they knew why didn't they stop it.
Communist Mississippi
28-07-2004, 07:46
ooc: I hate to say this. because it so often causes flaming, but you're godmoding again. That's my anchorman, and I can tell you he wasn't in any f"cking carpark. Carparks are pretty rare in S.Sagissima anyway.

Besides, you don't have any idea where S.Sagissima is, and you don't have a chance of infiltrating anyone into our society. You got away with it in Communist Louisiana, but you'll never be able to get in here. Your crewcutted goons would stick out like sore thumbs.


I can tell you there are no transsexuals in CM, never were any, never will be any. I let you get away with that bulls---.
Communist Mississippi
28-07-2004, 07:48
Within a few hours, 5'000 lbs of high explosive and a suicidal maniac were able to move from KM into New Orleans and blow up a monastery in the centre city. Do you keep lots of suicide bombers with ready loaded trucks on the border? If so, why doesn't Louisiana know more about it and if they knew why didn't they stop it.


We have cells throughout the world. Wherever there are angry white christians, we are there.

Guerilla war is an idea, not a nation. I don't need to have people in Mississippi do it. I can export the idea and get whites in other nations to do it.

Also did you know in the USA a few years ago that tens of thousands of lbs of explosives were stolen from quarrying sites.

It happens often, explosives go missing, probably left-wing anarchists or right-wing anti-government militias.
Communist Mississippi
28-07-2004, 07:49
Within a few hours, 5'000 lbs of high explosive and a suicidal maniac were able to move from KM into New Orleans and blow up a monastery in the centre city. Do you keep lots of suicide bombers with ready loaded trucks on the border? If so, why doesn't Louisiana know more about it and if they knew why didn't they stop it.


You obviously have a problem with me. My nation is CM and I'll thank you to call it that.
Communist Mississippi
28-07-2004, 07:51
Occ- Listen here, I'm not going to let your nation smear my nation and not have me do anything. People have put contracts out on others for far less. You cannot scream, "You don't know where my nation is" and expect that to work.

If you don't want to RP with me, just say so, it's your choice.

But if you're going to RP about me, I'm going to get actively involved.

Crying, "You can't find my nation" that is lame, just because you're not a real nation means nothing. We know where you are.
Communist Mississippi
28-07-2004, 07:52
Within a few hours, 5'000 lbs of high explosive and a suicidal maniac were able to move from KM into New Orleans and blow up a monastery in the centre city. Do you keep lots of suicide bombers with ready loaded trucks on the border? If so, why doesn't Louisiana know more about it and if they knew why didn't they stop it.


Yes, we have over 10,000 people in the Christian Martyrs Brigade that are waiting to be told when and where to blow themselves up
Santa Sagissima
28-07-2004, 07:52
I have no idea where your nation is? So your nation isn't in the CIA world factbook.

What are you f---ing Atlantis?

If you're going to RP smearing my leader, I'm going to RP killing the reporters.

Also, I have a budget of 28 trillion dollars, I could sneak a man to hell and back without the devil knowing it.

You're a 5th rate banana republic who can barely afford to police your own borders.


Sorry, you are godmoding shamelessly. I simply interviewed a very dodgy source on a very dodgy TV channel who claimed to have done things with Fabus. That's a very different story. I didn't say that any of it was true. Same with the killing of the Rosian. You godmoded the CL police, I simply reported from Pacific Vision HQ.

You don't know where S. Sagissima is because you have not bothered to find out. $28 trillion dollars won't do jack sh@t if you don't spend it right - just look at 9/11
Communist Mississippi
28-07-2004, 07:54
but you'll never be able to get in here. Your crewcutted goons would stick out like sore thumbs.


The beauty of having spies is that they are unassuming and they blend in. They're not James Bond types that drive BMWs and go into the casions and get the ladies. Our spies stay off the radar by driving typical cars, staying in typical hotels or motels, they keep to themselves. Anybody can get in anywhere if you try hard enough and have the right papers.
Communist Mississippi
28-07-2004, 07:55
You don't know where S. Sagissima is



It's called a map, we have a map of the NS world. Or did you sneak an agent into the room and paint over the place where your nation is?

That is the funniest thing I've ever heard!

"You don't know where I am"
Santa Sagissima
28-07-2004, 07:58
I can tell you there are no transsexuals in CM, never were any, never will be any. I let you get away with that bulls---.
You let me get away with it because you had just boasted about how you pumped your young men full of steroids – which are known to cause feminine characteristics such as breasts – I took the idea to its logical extreme, which is that from the 500 million or so men on these steroids, some are going to have an extreme reaction and go right over to the distaff side. Rox TV then interviewed someone claiming to be transsexual Mississippian. S/he may have been a fraud, but people believed it because you had already admitted to massive steroid dosing.
Communist Mississippi
28-07-2004, 07:58
Sorry, you are godmoding shamelessly. I simply interviewed a very dodgy source on a very dodgy TV channel who claimed to have done things with Fabus. That's a very different story. I didn't say that any of it was true. Same with the killing of the Rosian. You godmoded the CL police, I simply reported from Pacific Vision HQ.




He told me I could go ahead with my terror attack ideas. But he said, "If we catch them, you realize we'll have to execute them as spies and such."

I agreed.
Communist Mississippi
28-07-2004, 08:00
You let me get away with it because you had just boasted about how you pumped your young men full of steroids – which are known to cause feminine characteristics such as breasts – I took the idea to its logical extreme, which is that from the 500 million or so men on these steroids, some are going to have an extreme reaction and go right over to the distaff side. Rox TV then interviewed someone claiming to be transsexual Mississippian. S/he may have been a fraud, but people believed it because you had already admitted to massive steroid dosing.


Steroids are known to turn men into women? Wrong!

If you had said, "CM soldiers suffering liver and heart troubles." I couldn't agree more, steroids are known to do that.




500 million. I have a 500 million man army now?

I said segments of the armed forces use steroids. (And the armed forces are nowhere near 500 million. Try again)

Probably 10% of the army is on steroids.

Some are on hormonal enhancement, boosted testosterone, injected with slices of monkey testicles (the nazis actually did that)
Santa Sagissima
28-07-2004, 08:04
It's called a map, we have a map of the NS world. Or did you sneak an agent into the room and paint over the place where your nation is?

That is the funniest thing I've ever heard!

"You don't know where I am"


I making a serious point. My country exists in rl as well, but you know nothing about it. You couldn't RP your way anywhere near me, so cutting corners and taking as read that you have heaps of agents in my land is not going to work. (driving cadillacs for heaven's sake!)

If you want to kill the head of Rox TV, you're welcome to, but you;re going to have to rp it, not godmode it.
Communist Mississippi
28-07-2004, 08:06
I making a serious point. My country exists in rl as well, but you know nothing about it. You couldn't RP your way anywhere near me, so cutting corners and taking as read that you have heaps of agents in my land is not going to work. (driving cadillacs for heaven's sake!)

If you want to kill the head of Rox TV, you're welcome to, but you;re going to have to rp it, not godmode it.


Okay, get yahoo or msn so we can do it real time so there is no conflict or confusion.
Santa Sagissima
28-07-2004, 08:11
Steroids are known to turn men into women? Wrong!
If you had said, "CM soldiers suffering liver and heart troubles." I couldn't agree more, steroids are known to do that.

500 million. I have a 500 million man army now?

I said segments of the armed forces use steroids. (And the armed forces are nowhere near 500 million. Try again)

Probably 10% of the army is on steroids.

Some are on hormonal enhancement, boosted testosterone, injected with slices of monkey testicles (the nazis actually did that)

It's silly to sa you said something different from what you actually said before you've even edited it. Here's what you said.

Yes, one of the unwanted side effects of our government pumping the young males full of testosterone, steroids, and other such hormones to make them stronger, faster, and more aggressive, is that they become much more sexually active.

So Rox TV presumed you meant all young males. Also, you admitted that modern tech steroids could cause feminine features to develop in young males, but claimed you had better steroids (future tech). Experts interviewed by Rox TV disputde that claim.

They're doing an interesting expose on Hitler and sliced monkey's nuts. It's very funny but not very scientific. The highbrow audience is quite appalled.
Communist Mississippi
28-07-2004, 08:12
It's silly to sa you said something different from what you actually said before you've even edited it. Here's what you said.



So Rox TV presumed you meant all young males. Also, you admitted that modern tech steroids could cause feminine features to develop in young males, but claimed you had better steroids (future tech). Experts interviewed by Rox TV disputde that claim.

They're doing an interesting expose on Hitler and sliced monkey's nuts. It's very funny but not very scientific. The highbrow audience is quite appalled.


Occ- Get your rear onto yahoo or msn so I can 1) Yell at you in real time. and 2) We can RP properly. :)
Santa Sagissima
28-07-2004, 08:13
Okay, get yahoo or msn so we can do it real time so there is no conflict or confusion.

Nope, because I came here to elect a pope, not to get my people killed. I've stopped rp until for CL to tell us what happens.
Agrigento
28-07-2004, 08:16
I must say that most of this RP is highly unrealistic...You should at the very least wait for CL to return.
Communist Mississippi
28-07-2004, 08:17
I vote for CL's guy as Pope.
Santa Sagissima
28-07-2004, 08:18
I must say that most of this RP is highly unrealistic...You should at the very least wait for CL to return.

I've wired this cable to CL.

Can you please tell us what is happening with the Oecumenical Council. I would pull my bishop out, but Misisipi claims to have killed him. I dispute this, but it's really up to you to decide, because only you can tell if its possible for Misisipi to explode a truck bomb in central new orleans with only a few hours notice.
Santa Sagissima
28-07-2004, 08:45
People might be interested to have a look at the guide to doing terrorism. It makes it pretty clear that the truck bomb and the Rox TV killings were actually only ever TV dramatisations aired in Komunist Misisipi.

http://forums2.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=318786

Either that, or else I'll assume, like an example on this thread, that the KKKristian Martyr terrorist was actually arrested or killed by Louisiana (although I'm not ruling out CL's complicity. It may be a puppet of Mississippi)
Communist Mississippi
28-07-2004, 08:58
the KKKristian Martyr




Occ- The Christian Martyrs Brigade is not affiliated with the White Knights of Mississippi (WKMKKK)
Santa Sagissima
28-07-2004, 12:47
A recent RL example of a car bombing. Note that people outside the building were killed. It's real hard to target terrorism - especially car or truck bombs

http://www.boston.com/dailynews/210/world/Suicide_bombing_outside_recrui:.shtml
Suicide bombing outside recruitment center kills 51 Iraqis
By Paul Garwood, Associated Press, 7/28/2004 07:00
BAGHDAD, Iraq (AP) A suicide car bomb exploded outside a police recruiting center in Baqouba on Wednesday, killing 51 Iraqis in the worst attack in Iraq since the United States transferred sovereignty to an interim Iraqi government last month, officials said.
Uncle Noel
28-07-2004, 13:23
Can you two just stop and wait for CL to come back? This is a thread to elect a Patriarch, not to blow up bits of a foreign country.

I mean, I liked the whole airport bit. A good roleplay. But now? Can't we all just.........get along? :D
Communist Mississippi
28-07-2004, 17:20
A recent RL example of a car bombing. Note that people outside the building were killed. It's real hard to target terrorism - especially car or truck bombs

http://www.boston.com/dailynews/210/world/Suicide_bombing_outside_recrui:.shtml
Suicide bombing outside recruitment center kills 51 Iraqis
By Paul Garwood, Associated Press, 7/28/2004 07:00
BAGHDAD, Iraq (AP) A suicide car bomb exploded outside a police recruiting center in Baqouba on Wednesday, killing 51 Iraqis in the worst attack in Iraq since the United States transferred sovereignty to an interim Iraqi government last month, officials said.

Cars are not trucks. And when you crash into the building it gets much worse.

Remember Tim McVeigh? He parked right next to the building with a truck bomb, and look what happened.

My guy actually crashed into the side of the building and was partially in the building when he hit the switch.
The Parthians
28-07-2004, 20:05
I vote for CM's guy as pope.
Communist Louisiana
28-07-2004, 21:56
Communist Louisiana has is not in any way related to CM. As of this time, CM's official is being expelled from the country and so are all murders sent by CM. If not, Louisiana WILL TAKE DEFENSIVE measures against CM.

Premier Jinal
Communist Mississippi
28-07-2004, 22:15
Communist Louisiana has is not in any way related to CM. As of this time, CM's official is being expelled from the country and so are all murders sent by CM. If not, Louisiana WILL TAKE DEFENSIVE measures against CM.

Premier Jinal

We will pull out all operatives from CL.
Unified West Africa
28-07-2004, 22:29
[Bwahaha, I wanna get in on this later. TAG]
Hamptonshire
28-07-2004, 23:43
OOC:
This thread has somehow gone to hell.
Santa Sagissima
29-07-2004, 03:31
OOC- In the absence of any comment from CL the Most Serene Republic of Santa Sagissima refuses to accept Komunist Misisipi’s terrorist bombing of the Franciscan monastery as realistic. We posted a link to a bombing in Iraq, and we will accept an explosion of that magnitude, although we believe this is overly generous given the insurmountable command and control problems that KM has ignored. This action is in accordance with the guide to terrorism sticky.

IC:
The Most Serene Republic of Santa Sagissima

Statement of the Assembly of The Most Serene Republic of Santa Sagissima

1) We protest in the strongest terms against the arbitrary arrest of our citizen in so-called ‘Communist’ Mississippi, and against the abuse endured by the most respected head of the Church in The Most Serene Republic of Santa Sagissima. We call on all other nations represented at this conference to join in this protest.
[p]

2) We protest in the strongest terms against the failure of Communist Louisiana to provide even the most basic security for what was known beforehand to be a significant and sensitive international conference. We believe that Communist Louisiana has failed to keep the trust of the international community.
[p]

3) We demand that Communist Louisiana seek reparations from so-called ‘Communist’ Mississippi and arrest all members of the obviously extensive Mississippian spy network in New Orleans, as well as demand the extradition of the assassins of the Rosian priest.

Secret IC to Premier Jindal: If you want to kill someone, kill that bishop caalled Hermann von Feldwebel (or similar) who replaced the anti-pope as KM representative. According to a UN profile posted by KM, that bishop is the head of the Kristian Martyrs. Even better arrest him.

Esoteric Dept
Foreign Missions
The Most Serene Republic of Santa Sagissima
(ooc - rp a terrorist trial would be cool, could explore the limits of the Geneva Convention – or go beyond, like Rummy).
ooc- if CL ignores this then some serious sovereignty questions arise.

edit in paras [p]
Communist Mississippi
29-07-2004, 03:33
IC:
The Most Serene Republic of Santa Sagissima

Statement of the Assembly of The Most Serene Republic of Santa Sagissima

1) We protest in the strongest terms against the arbitrary arrest of our citizen in so-called ‘Communist’ Mississippi, and against the abuse endured by the most respected head of the Church in The Most Serene Republic of Santa Sagissima. We call on all other nations represented at this conference to join in this protest.
2) We protest in the strongest terms against the failure of Communist Louisiana to provide even the most basic security for what was known beforehand to be a significant and sensitive international conference. We believe that Communist Louisiana has failed to keep the trust of the international community.
3) We demand that Communist Louisiana seek reparations from so-called ‘Communist’ Mississippi and arrest all members of the obviously extensive Mississippian spy network in New Orleans, as well as demand the extradition of the assassins of the Rosian priest.

Secret IC to Premier Jindal: If you want to kill someone, kill that bishop caalled Hermann von Feldwebel (or similar) who replaced the anti-pope as KM representative. According to a UN profile posted by KM, that bishop is the head of the Kristian Martyrs. Even better arrest him.

Esoteric Dept
Foreign Missions
The Most Serene Republic of Santa Sagissima
(ooc - rp a terrorist trial would be cool, could explore the limits of the Geneva Convention – or go beyond, like Rummy).
ooc- if CL ignores this then some serious sovereignty questions arise.


Bishop Herman has already left CL, he was on the first helicopter out after the bombs started going off.

And is merely the Spiritual leader.
Santa Sagissima
29-07-2004, 03:44
Statement of the Diocese of Santa Sagissima

The assembled priests and deacons of the Diocese of Santa Sagissima do hereby

- Deplore the so-called Oecumenical Council of New Orleans, and do thank the Almighty that this conference was never started properly, that His Name not be mocked by the petty quarrels of worldly men.

- Mourn most deeply with those citizens of New Orleans slaughtered by the heretical Martyr’s Brigade


- Thank Our Lady and St Francis for their intercessions and protection granted to our beloved Bishop, Domingo Simone

- Condemn the arrest of the Bishop of Grunge-France by the Louisianan police.

- Reaffirm our commitment to seeking the widest possible communion of Catholic NationStates, but in a more serious way.

- Anathematise the Katholik Church of Misisipi, reject its doctrines as Satanic, and exclude its clergy and laity from our communion
Agrigento
29-07-2004, 04:34
The Catholic Church of Agrigento would like to invite all the serious minded members of this council to convene in the Cathedral of San Lazzaro within our nation. There proper security will be arranged by the Agrigentian Government, and there this all too important matter can be discussed with greater clarity and in greater detail.
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Archbishop Alfonso Potenza
Leader of the Agrigentian Catholic Church
Grunge-France
01-08-2004, 00:33
-The only companion of Cardinal Leónidas, Father Cathor, after learning about the apprehension of Cardinal Leónidas, escaped from his hotel and decided to hide in Communist Louissiana. Being french also the official langague of Communist Louisiana, just as in Grunge-France, and being catholics most of all Communist Louisianans, hidding in the country wasn´t all that difficult, he just dissapeared, and has no intention of leaving the country-



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Cardinal Leónidas (to whomever is guarding him):


"How dare you to arrest me! I´m the Catholic Authority with the most followers, this is not a smart move... you commies all are stupid."
"I was said I was arrested for conspiring, well, let me tell you that yes, I was conspiring. But not against you. Do you have any idea of the power the Catholic Church had in Grunge-France? That granted the Cardinals prior to me a strong position... but now, now the government has taken away all our power, has confiscated several of our properties and has conducted a campaign to reduce my credibility"

"I was conspiring, yes, but against President Julius Randall of Grunge-France. I know you communists have problems with Grunge-France, you wanna know why, you dickheads? Well, it is because the entire nations is so feed up of him, people were revolting and the society was expected to overthrow president Julius Randall, or at least that is what I expected... But then The President got Grunge-France involved in that war with Hattia, your ally... The President knows that NO-ONE was going to revolte while it was a war going on, otherwise, they were going to be considered traitors, and that is what it has happened, the fact he has involved Grunge-France in that conflict has made him stay in the government with the revolts quelled"

"I for one was contacting an enemy power to provide me with support against the Grunge-French government... Did you know that Grunge-France has never lost a single international war? well, let me tell you that´s true. And you want to know what else is true? Well, the only way to beat the Grunge-French is from the inside... from where they cannot be protected by the Regional Army... And history has proved that it has never been a single Grunge-French government that resisted an armed revolution. I think my chances are pretty big..."

"The only one who benefits with my apprehension is President Randall. Don´t be stupid, you Communist Louisianans. I´m your best shot to overthrow the Grunge-French Government, who is our common enemy. Think about it"