NationStates Jolt Archive

The courtroom was packed, filled with drapes of the Flag. Rosians were... pissed. Booing and hissing the man that tried to kill their beloved President. Oh, we all know what's going to happen now...

Let's see, Mr... von Gruppenstoffer, you are held for the following counts. Read the counts Bailiff The Judge said on his high chair.

One count of pulling a gun.
One count of having an illegal firearm within the Island.
Three counts of bad fashion.
Two counts of threatning life.
One attempted murder.
One count of counterfeiting.
One count of immitating a world leader.
One count of pulling a gun inside a Cathedral.

We have four witnesses, and the word of the Duke of Heimlichsburg himself. How do you plead poor man?

The criminal stood up. Fuck you. He's an idiot and he shouldn't run the country.

Rosians gasp as the man said his statement. They proceeded to beat the living daylights out of him, but they couldn't due to the police holding the crowd back.

Two Hours Later:

We find you guilty! Said the head man in the Jury.

Rosians cheer as the man is found guilty, the Judge bangs his gravel against the wood.

Order! The Judge smirks as everything falls quiet. My sentence is to let the people decide what to do to him...

OOC: This was RPed already, not here though. So, what do you wanna do to him?

I don't support torture.

Secret message: Casterate him then, hang him by the foot upside down until he says sorry, then if hes alive cut off one of his arms, then make him eat plenty of food, then get some metal twine stuff,and hang him his head shuld fall ruight off.

Bad fashion is a crime?

Anyway, I'd just exile him...

I don't support torture.

Secret message: Casterate him then, hang him by the foot upside down until he says sorry, then if hes alive cut off one of his arms, then make him eat plenty of food, then get some metal twine stuff,and hang him his head shuld fall ruight off.

OOC: That's wrong in many ways =P

Bad fashion is a crime?

Anyway, I'd just exile him...

He wore 14th Century clothing and a wig. And an insane amount of make up. You'd arrest him too.

Well, what´s the trouble? Shoot him! :mp5:

give him 20 lashes with the whip

He should be castrated, first off, and then should be forced to fight bears or strippers in a pay per view match on cable television.

Other- Hang him until he is 1/2 dead. Then cut him down, cut his penis off, cook it, make him eat it while you begin to slice him open to remove his intestines. Then smear tar all over him, string him up by his intestines and then set him on fire. Also slit his throat right before he dies to add injury to insult.

Added: I forgot, his name is Gruppenstoffer, so he is probably white. CM suggests you just let him go and forget about the whole thing. He didn't mean any harm.

Damn thats torture

Added: I forgot, his name is Gruppenstoffer, so he is probably white. CM suggests you just let him go and forget about the whole thing. He didn't mean any harm.

HE PULLED A GUN ON SERGEI AND ALMOST KILLED A CITIZEN.

HE PULLED A GUN ON SERGEI AND ALMOST KILLED A CITIZEN.


It was probably an accident or just a case of "boys being boys".

I'm sure he didn't mean any harm by it. He sounds like one of those harmless Montana Freemen that were printing their own money and threatening to kill judges who told them to cease and desist.

OOC: Jesus, I'm glad I'm not a guy.

OOC: That's wrong in many ways =P
And thats why its so good. :D

OOC: Jesus, I'm glad I'm not a guy.


Occ- Women can be tortured just as bad. I heard about hundreds of cases in Angola where the white portuguese women captured by the black guerillas were raped, then the blacks would fire a gun into the air a few hundred times to get the barrel seering hot. (They then shoved it, well you know where) Not pleasant.

OOC: Oy, everyone wants me to castrate or torture him >.<

OOC: Oy, everyone wants me to castrate or torture him >.<

Or put him on pay per view television.

20 years imprisonment during which he will be non-stop listening to bad 80's music. (hehe)

20 years imprisonment during which he will be non-stop listening to bad 80's music. (hehe)

Put that under torture...

Occ- Women can be tortured just as bad. I heard about hundreds of cases in Angola where the white portuguese women captured by the black guerillas were raped, then the blacks would fire a gun into the air a few hundred times to get the barrel seering hot. (They then shoved it, well you know where) Not pleasant.

eeh

Put that under torture...

Hehe :) Well, how about being Sergei's umm...minister of paperwork?

eeh


The black terrorists went after any and all whites, and any blacks who backed the whites. The "De-colonization" and "Freedom" movement was basically a small minority of well-organized blacks terrorizing the overwhelming majority of blacks (Who supported the whites) into silence.

Atrocities= graphic pictures. Not for those who vomit easily.

The pictures are to show what happens when a sick twisted minority (communists) are allowed to terrorize the masses and take power. Communism only succeeds when good men do nothing to stop it.


When Terrorists win (Rhodesia now Zimbabwe)
http://www.africancrisis.org/photos4.asp



Rhodesia atrocites
http://www.africancrisis.org/photos8.asp

Angola atrocities
http://www.africancrisis.org/photos9.asp


South Africa atrocities
http://www.africancrisis.org/photos11.asp


South Africa atrocities
http://home.mweb.co.za/sa/savimbi/photo1.htm


Robert Mugabe
http://www.africancrisis.org/photos3.asp



Russian Troop Involvement in Mozambique
http://www.africancrisis.org/photos12.asp


Russians in Rhodesia
http://www.africancrisis.org/photos13.asp


Russians in South Africa
http://www.africancrisis.org/photos15.asp



Planned Russian invasion of Rhodesia
http://www.africancrisis.org/photos6.asp

Nah I'll just throw him to a session of Parliament maybe?

Maybe you can make him servant to your leader, clean his bathrooms and all that for 20 years

The pictures are to show what happens when a sick twisted minority (communists) are allowed to terrorize the masses and take power.it.

ooc: I take personal offence to that- it's an unfair generalisation.

*Tag*

OOC: Come on people, think of something sick.

ooc: I take personal offence to that- it's an unfair generalisation.

I take offense that the USA rewarded South Africa for their efforts to stop communism in Angola with sanctions and condemnations. Communism is a plague and it needs to be ruthlessly suppressed whenever and wherever it shows its ugly head.



http://www.africancrisis.org/default2.asp

Background


When Portugal came under communist influence in 1974 the writing was on the wall for the Portugese 'overseas provinces' of Angola and Mozambique. Having virtually defeated them in battle, the mother country now handed Angola and Mozambique over to the communist Mpla and Frelimo respectively. The remaining anti-communist Southern African states [Rhodesia, South West Africa and South Africa,] continued to resist the wave of terrorism and communist subversion threatening to engulf the whole of the continent in the wake of the headlong flight of the colonial powers. For this resistance the Western powers 'rewarded' them with a vicious propaganda war, increasing sanctions and unrelenting pressure to hand over power to the so-called black majority. It needs to be said, loud and clear, that these states then had growing, prosperous economies, efficient and relatively corruption-free government and administration, a free press, high standards in education and health care, a safe environment, and a growth rate which was the envy of the rest of Africa, - as the millions of wanna-be immigrants to the north will testify. Contrary to left-wing media propaganda, the much-maligned 'apartheid' system had led to the upliftment of ALL the different peoples and ethnic groupings in South Africa to levels of economic prosperity unsurpassed by any of their counterparts anywhere in Africa. This steady improvement of day to day living conditions of blacks, whites, Indians and Coloureds slowed down, however, during the years of compromise and half-hearted defence in the latter days of white rule. It eventually came to a grinding halt in each country after the hand-over to so-called 'democratic' socialist rule. Incidently, the myth of the 'inevitability' of surrender is best illustrated by the example of santions. Far from destroying the economy, sanctions in fact brought the establishment of weapons- and other industries, which, in present-day ANC/Communist-ruled South Africa, are still the biggest foreign currency earners. The constant threat of terrorism and even invasion led to the development of a sophisticated war machine and practical, battle-tested hardware that is still much sought after in the world. Ridden and operated by the tough Rhodesian, South West African and South African soldier, there was no force in Africa which could stand up to it, - the surrender being, in each and every case, the political sell-out of a victorious army and air force. The following are a few examples of these machines and equipment, the men in uniform, and some related experiences :

OOC: Take this to General or TG each other.

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I just saw the new Texas Chainsaw Massacre so here is my official punishment. I would take him and cut off his leg around the knee. I would then take a hand full of sea salt and shove it into the open wound and cover it with towel. I would then hang him with a metal hook through his upper back. Then just let him die.

Or you can do the old fashion Chinesse Water Torture.

Do you really care about Sergei or are you just bloodthirsty?

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