Afros and other stupid hairstyles banned - Executions to follow.
Tyrandis
23-07-2004, 03:05
Tyrandis News Service Broadcast:
After the successful implementation of the "Freedom from Moronic Music Act", the Senate today passed the "Freedom from Disturbing Hairstyles Act", in an attempt to rid Tyrandis of Afros, Mohawks, and other oddities.
Under the terms of the Act, all persons wearing any hairstyle that "is generally indicative of stupid persons" will be shot on sight.
Reports of underground barber shops have already surfaced. The Tyrandis Police Department's SWAT division is currently following these leads.
Al-Imvadjah
23-07-2004, 03:10
does that 'shoot on sight' apply to tourists as well?
Tyrandis
23-07-2004, 03:22
It will not apply to tourists affected by the action, but we will forcibly change his/her hairstyle to something more acceptable.
Euroslavia
23-07-2004, 03:31
This is absolutely ridiculous. People are getting out of hand with banning things.
Welcome to my Black List, Tyrandis.
Aequatio
23-07-2004, 03:34
Rather than shoot people with offensive hairstyles, why not just arrest them and shave their heads? Or better yet, stop passing idiotic legislations you seem to call laws?
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Kandarin
23-07-2004, 03:35
Just promise me you'll also ban afro-mullet-mohawks.
Beth Gellert
23-07-2004, 03:38
Popular opinion in The People's Commonwealth holds that the government of Tyrandis is racist. One comrade recently arrived from neighbouring east Africa and sporting his entirely natural Afro suggested that The Commonwealth should hurry up about its military coup, and make Tyrandis the next stop.
Everybody else was too busy holding or resisting a coup.
What of bowl-cuts, hippy hair and grunge hair?
OOC: I have a retro bowl-cut :/
The Island of Rose
23-07-2004, 05:35
You should ban the right to have sex for pleasure too >.o
Locke Cole
23-07-2004, 05:37
What about really crappy wigs and comb overs; will those be banned?
The Island of Rose
23-07-2004, 05:39
Just ban fun and get it over with!
Finally a nation that is willing to ban stupidities. We condone these actions.
The Burnsian Desert
23-07-2004, 05:46
Excuse me, but our Queen wears a large, spiky green hairdo, as most teenage Burnsians do, and if you lay a finger on her during her vacation it will be met with DIRE consequences.
Locke Cole
23-07-2004, 05:51
She could always wear a hat.
The Burnsian Desert
23-07-2004, 05:52
Good idea, however her hair would probably poke out of it.
Communist Mississippi
23-07-2004, 05:57
You should ban the right to have sex for pleasure too >.o
We already beat you to that one. That way people have to have sex with the intention of having a kid, so we have about 12-15 childern per woman. It is a great way to develop a surplus population to join the army or to become colonists. On another note, I take this opportunity to complain how overcrowded my lands are.