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CM proclaims Pope Pius XIII pope of all true catholics

Communist Mississippi
23-07-2004, 01:53
Pope Pius XIII has been declared the true pope of all white Catholics in the world. All Catholics in all CM possessions have been ordered to obey his commands. Pope Pius XIII was reportedly "elated and quite thrilled" about being declared the one true pope of the world's white catholic population.


About Pope Pius XIII (38) Pope of the Mississippian Roman Catholic Church. He lives in the Papal Palace in Jackson City. He is well known for simony (selling church offices to the highest bidder) and for allowing pluralism (allowing one man to be the bishop of multiple dioceses so as to collect more money), he also is well-known for selling indulgences (Officially it just absolves you from having to say the “Hail Mary” or whatever else the priest tells you to do after confession, but some indulgence peddlers actually tell people they can buy their ways into heaven, or at the least reduce the time they’ll be in Purgatory). The pope is reputed to be a little too friendly with some of the nuns.


Pope Pius XIII has declared, "All whites who claim to be true Catholics will heed my words. Those who don't will surely burn and writhe in agony in the pits of hell for all eternity. All dioceses across the white world should now begin to send my cut from their donations to the Papal Palace in Jackson City. As usual, I get my 10% skim from the weekly takes. We'll have some of the boys come by every few months to check the books to make sure you aren't pocketing it yourselves."
Communist Mississippi
23-07-2004, 03:08
Pope Pius XIII is considering calling for a "White Crusade" to Ivory Coast.
Tyrandis
23-07-2004, 03:11
Pope Leo XI has excommunicated CM's puppet "Pope" and all his followers from the true Roman Catholic Church.
Sevaris
23-07-2004, 03:11
Our Spiritual Advisor, Yuna, (the highest quasi-religious official in Sevaris), has some comment on the matter.

"God damn rednecks- always have to do something to advance "white power". Whatever. We don't care, really."
Tyrandis
23-07-2004, 03:13
OOC: Yuna? She = teh slut. Look at her costume in FFX-2 >_>
Sevaris
23-07-2004, 03:14
OOC: (Hey, my cabinet is run by Yuna, Rikku, Paine, and LeBlanc. They all, however, answer to me, Premier Alec Mannerheim.)
Tyrandis
23-07-2004, 03:16
OOC: Well... to each his own government then.

My government's based around FFVII characters, so I really can't mock you without inviting pot-kettle-black retorts.

Oh, and Tifa > Yuna.
Communist Mississippi
23-07-2004, 03:18
Pope Leo XI has excommunicated CM's puppet "Pope" and all his followers from the true Roman Catholic Church.

Nope your false demon pope Leo XI was already excommunicated by Pius XIII before you got the chance to get my guy. So your excommunication means nothing because you were unable to do it because you were already excommunicated.


Once you're excommunciated you cannot excommunicate anybody.


We have proclaimed your pope Leo XI as one of the "Anti-popes" a demon in human form.
Generic empire
23-07-2004, 03:19
How many Popes are there now, exactly?
Tyrandis
23-07-2004, 03:21
OOC: Pre-emptive excommunications? Whiskey Tango Foxtrot...

Whatever the case, Leo XI is sitting in the heart of Catholicism, and he has control of the Vatican.

IC:

Leo XI's response to the brandishing of the words "demon pope" by the political puppet of CM was little more than hours of hysterical laughter.
Communist Louisiana
23-07-2004, 05:24
I would like to first say that Communist Louisiana does not recognize CM as the home of the Pope.

I would like to invite all nations with Catholics to please become involved in the following topic. We are decideing by majoirty who will be the official "first among equals" and this figure will be the head of the Catholic Church.

http://forums2.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?p=6592710#post6592710