Psychotic Drummers
22-07-2004, 21:14
King Bonzo Moon looked out on his capitol in dismay. After lighting up his morning joint he turned to his Prime Minister Danny Carrie and asked
"where are all the people?"
he handed the fag over to the Danny
"Your most exalted majesty most of them died in the civil war"
the King seem puzzled, "Civil war? I don't remeber one recently"
"thats because we killed most of them before it became to public"
"then how did all the people die?"
"sir all we killed two thirds of our country, you just cant tell who yer friends are so we just rounded them all up and exterminated them."
"wise move, but this country has become awful dull. we need more people"
they sat finishing the joint and drinking cognac. After the meeting Danny Carrie wired this message to all nations:
"Due to a massive rise in the rate of suicides over the past few weeks Psychotic Drummers has lost a majority of its citizens. We need to purchase people men between the ages of 16 and 35 and women between 15 and 30."
"where are all the people?"
he handed the fag over to the Danny
"Your most exalted majesty most of them died in the civil war"
the King seem puzzled, "Civil war? I don't remeber one recently"
"thats because we killed most of them before it became to public"
"then how did all the people die?"
"sir all we killed two thirds of our country, you just cant tell who yer friends are so we just rounded them all up and exterminated them."
"wise move, but this country has become awful dull. we need more people"
they sat finishing the joint and drinking cognac. After the meeting Danny Carrie wired this message to all nations:
"Due to a massive rise in the rate of suicides over the past few weeks Psychotic Drummers has lost a majority of its citizens. We need to purchase people men between the ages of 16 and 35 and women between 15 and 30."