NationStates Jolt Archive


America Invades Iraq

USofAmerica
22-07-2004, 20:20
The US has mobilised 100,000 men and 2,000 tanks to invade Iraq. They will be leaving in 30 minutes.
Modern Atlantis
22-07-2004, 20:22
what...the...fuck...is..this..peice...of...trash????????

Ok fine.


Modern Atlantis nukes the USofAmerica

GG no re
USofAmerica
22-07-2004, 20:24
I;m bored Im invading now.

The troops marched in trhough Kuwait City. overhead there were 1000 b-52s. they targetted bagdhand and basrah where there were a lot of iraqui troosp. they targetted saddam husseinds palace but they didnt get him.

The troops moved through and came up against some Iraqui troops butthey were easily defeated. the american tanks drove ojn towards Bagdad.
Aust
22-07-2004, 20:24
?
1) Who is iraq.
2) Who the F**K are you?
3) Learn to RP
USofAmerica
22-07-2004, 20:25
what...the...fuck...is..this..peice...of...trash????????

Ok fine.


Modern Atlantis nukes the USofAmerica

GG no re

Our some of starwars thing shoots them down, america nukes back with 100 nukes (america has far more than that so dont try anything again).

All your major cities are dwaed as are your people. come again.
Neo-Soviet Russia
22-07-2004, 20:25
The U.S. doesn't have 1000 operational B52s. If I'm correct they don't even have 400.
USofAmerica
22-07-2004, 20:26
?
1) Who is iraq.
2) Who the F**K are you?
3) Learn to RP

1) iraq is a country in the middle east
2) no need to berude.
3) RP?
USofAmerica
22-07-2004, 20:26
The U.S. doesn't have 1000 operational B52s. If I'm correct they don't even have 400.

we built more
Aust
22-07-2004, 20:27
Our some of starwars thing shoots them down, america nukes back with 100 nukes (america has far more than that so dont try anything again).

All your major cities are dwaed as are your people. come again.
How old are you? I doubt you have an army, Atlantis is bigger than you and so am i. You have a pop of about 5 million. Thats also godmod, again learn to Rp, read the stickys.

Your freindly naborhood adviser
Aust
USofAmerica
22-07-2004, 20:28
How old are you? I doubt you have an army, Atlantis is bigger than you and so am i. You have a pop of about 5 million. Thats also godmod, again learn to Rp, read the stickys.

Your freindly naborhood adviser
Aust

What's godmod?

I dont understand I am the USofAmerica I am the most powerful nation. I have about 260 million people.
Chellis
22-07-2004, 20:29
Chellis watches California and alaska, and Menelmacar kill off these american's as they try to make military actions in the respective nations lands.
Neo-Soviet Russia
22-07-2004, 20:30
Chellis, I'm part of the U.S. too!

Can't forget my holding of the Florida Keyes...what?
USofAmerica
22-07-2004, 20:31
What? Russia doesnt own america and "Chellis" isnt even a country.
Communist Mississippi
22-07-2004, 20:32
With allowing "Guests" to post, we are seeing a whole mess of idiots who have no idea what NS actually is about just coming in here and posting trite.
Modern Atlantis
22-07-2004, 20:33
Fine...Atlantis calls apon thousands of uber invincible Death stars with clones of darth vader and blows up USA.

Then some giant monster comes to the USA and washington DC


"RAWWRRRRR!!!! ME EAT J00 BABY!!!! GET IN MAH BELLAY!!!!! F00L ME PWNZ0R J00!!!!!!'


hehe this could be a funny RP if we let it develop, lmao
Chellis
22-07-2004, 20:34
What? Russia doesnt own america and "Chellis" isnt even a country.

The nations Menelmacar, and California and Alaska, own the majority of america, I forget who the third person is, but these two own the centre and the west of america. They do, not you, america.

Contact them if you want to try a rebellion. Otherwise you are Ignored.
Bonstock
22-07-2004, 20:34
The U.S. doesn't have 1000 operational B52s. If I'm correct they don't even have 400.

not even one hundred due to treaties...

USoA, LEARN TO FRICKEN RP!
Communist Mississippi
22-07-2004, 20:35
I own Mississippi and Tennessee.
Chellis
22-07-2004, 20:37
In your world ^_^
Aust
22-07-2004, 20:37
What's godmod?

I dont understand I am the USofAmerica I am the most powerful nation. I have about 260 million people.
Nationstates is a roleplaying game in which you roleplay as a nation, Aust is a nation with a pop of over 3 billion. I would kill you. Look at www.Nationstates.net, for more info, creat a nation and seach for Austomagfreek. I'm too tired to explane the game to you and he's about the best Rper in the game.
Bonstock
22-07-2004, 20:38
1) iraq is a country in the middle east

OMFG AN AMERICAN FIGURED THAT OUT?!?!?!?!?!

2) no need to berude.

That's pobably what the Iraqis are saying to you

3) RP?

That is the most classic thing I've ever heard a n00b say.
Neo-Soviet Russia
22-07-2004, 20:38
Less than 100?

Jesus, I thought we still had something like 200 left.

Just kill the buffs...bastards.

And Chellis, I too own a part of America, don't forget me damnit!
Das Furer
22-07-2004, 20:40
I have about 260 million people.

And even with that number, you'd still amount to a small nation. Learn to roleplay my boy.
Das Furer
22-07-2004, 20:41
Also, I'm quite sure that Iraq belongs to Parthians
Neo-Soviet Russia
22-07-2004, 20:42
Iraq belongs to a few people.

The joys of multiverse-ness.
The Horned Rat
22-07-2004, 20:42
OOC:I'll give godmodding a sprotting try...

IC:
on the TV, is a crocidlie hunter skaven-look alike.

Thanks faw joinin us on....Noob Hunta

"Aw right folks...here we have a n00b in his natural enviroment, these buggers are vicious, but easily overpawered, see how it talks about nonsense of an "Irag" getting nuked, ok, naw I'm going to poke it with a stick"

Prods USofAmerica
"Holy S***, that bugger almost attempted to attack me, lets call in the awhmed forces to deal with this n00b"

Thank you ladies and gentlemen for viewing this evenings
N00B Hunter

I deploy

30 Slave army groups(equals 36,00,000 troops)

2 Clanrat army groups(equals 2,400,000 troops)

1 Stormvermin army group(equals 1,200,000 troops)

11,000 MK2 Revenants

12,500 Leopards M1A2s

(wow, now wonmder idiots do this, it's so easy....)
USofAmerica
22-07-2004, 20:44
With allowing "Guests" to post, we are seeing a whole mess of idiots who have no idea what NS actually is about just coming in here and posting trite.

look here i can show my nation to friends: http://www.nationstates.net/cgi-bin/index.cgi/target=display_nation/nation=usofamerica

why dont you lot stop cheating? im using proper us stuff and you're just making up rubbish about clanrats and monsters.
USofAmerica
22-07-2004, 20:46
Nationstates is a roleplaying game in which you roleplay as a nation, Aust is a nation with a pop of over 3 billion. I would kill you. Look at www.Nationstates.net, for more info, creat a nation and seach for Austomagfreek. I'm too tired to explane the game to you and he's about the best Rper in the game.

i have made a nation. read my reply
Celack
22-07-2004, 20:46
10 bucks says he's a puppet.
Aust
22-07-2004, 20:46
OOC:I'll give godmodding a sprotting try...

IC:
on the TV, is a crocidlie hunter skaven-look alike.

Thanks faw joinin us on....Noob Hunta

"Aw right folks...here we have a n00b in his natural enviroment, these buggers are vicious, but easily overpawered, see how it talks about nonsense of an "Irag" getting nuked, ok, naw I'm going to poke it with a stick"

Prods USofAmerica
"Holy S***, that bugger almost attempted to attack me, lets call in the awhmed forces to deal with this n00b"

Thank you ladies and gentlemen for viewing this evenings
N00B Hunter

I deploy

30 Slave army groups(equals 36,00,000 troops)

2 Clanrat army groups(equals 2,400,000 troops)

1 Stormvermin army group(equals 1,200,000 troops)

11,000 MK2 Revenants

12,500 Leopards M1A2s

(wow, now wonmder idiots do this, it's so easy....)
You forgot the 5,00000000000000000000000000000000000 Giant battle robots of doom.
USofAmerica
22-07-2004, 20:47
The nations Menelmacar, and California and Alaska, own the majority of america, I forget who the third person is, but these two own the centre and the west of america. They do, not you, america.

Contact them if you want to try a rebellion. Otherwise you are Ignored.

ignored? what like thats gonna work. i bet the iraqi information minister did that. he stands in front of the us tanks and says ur ignored!

then they crush him
Generic empire
22-07-2004, 20:48
10 bucks says he's a puppet.

I dont know he sounds so delightfully sincere about it all. It almost makes me sorry to take amusement in him. No, no, he still amuses me.
USofAmerica
22-07-2004, 20:49
I dont know he sounds so delightfully sincere about it all. It almost makes me sorry to take amusement in him. No, no, he still amuses me.

why wont anyone be nice to me? ur all saying im doing stuff rong but you dont help.
Aust
22-07-2004, 20:50
why wont anyone be nice to me? ur all saying im doing stuff rong but you dont help.
I'll help if you want, just TG me.
Generic empire
22-07-2004, 20:50
why wont anyone be nice to me? ur all saying im doing stuff rong but you dont help.

Alright, as priceless as this is, i'm a nice guy so i'm going to help you out. Now pay careful attention to what I say in my next post. This information will keep you from being ignored and mocked like a caged animal.
New Genoa
22-07-2004, 20:50
<OOC: This entire lot can't roleplay with the exceptions of Chellis and Aust, I think.. peh>
The Horned Rat
22-07-2004, 20:51
OOC:My nation of skaven is perfectley legal...

1-They mutated from rats and humans, caused by warpstone

2-I here you, warpstone doesn't exist, ah, but it does, it came from meteorites, thus causing mutation

3-Can't claim a warstone meteor never hit the earth, because going on that, I could claim that all nations not RPing as ones in existence today don't exist(which that's stupid, so hence, I have warpstone)

4-Skaven-rat men, the monsters are by products of experiments, torture, and warpstone exposure, the different names are different ranks/units, the last two are tanks....
Brydog
22-07-2004, 20:51
This is Bullsh*t, this guy is stupid and is the worst n00b.
Celack
22-07-2004, 20:51
Okay. I"ll help you. In these forums if you want to go to war you roleplay it or RP for short. Here are some links to help you.

http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=282993
and
http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=274470
USofAmerica
22-07-2004, 20:52
Alright, as priceless as this is, i'm a nice guy so i'm going to help you out. Now pay careful attention to what I say in my next post. This information will keep you from being ignored and mocked like a caged animal.

ok
Modern Atlantis
22-07-2004, 20:53
Ok look, everybody is their own nation, some nations are real, some are unreal, such as mine, or aust. Some nations are actual nations on earth. You cant just say You are the USA and you are attacking Iraq. For one, you start off as a poor nation, you dont start off with a uber advanced nation, i tried that once with my former alias Nazi Germany III..didnt go to well. RPing stands for Role-Playing, you cant just say "im attacking so and so" you have to at least put a bit of detail in it. Also i dont think there is a country named Iraq here...this is all fantasy, its not a serious RP.
Aust
22-07-2004, 20:55
Ok look, everybody is their own nation, some nations are real, some are unreal, such as mine, or aust. Some nations are actual nations on earth. You cant just say You are the USA and you are attacking Iraq. For one, you start off as a poor nation, you dont start off with a uber advanced nation, i tried that once with my former alias Nazi Germany III..didnt go to well. RPing stands for Role-Playing, you cant just say "im attacking so and so" you have to at least put a bit of detail in it. Also i dont think there is a country named Iraq here...this is all fantasy, its not a serious RP.
Exacly, Aust isn't a completly normal nation, I'm slightly future tech (Have future technologys,)
USofAmerica
22-07-2004, 20:55
Why cant i say im the usa and im atacking iraq. one of those links says i can do what i want. plus im a real life nation. the us.
Das Furer
22-07-2004, 20:56
Clearly you've never seen my roleplays then New Genoa
The Horned Rat
22-07-2004, 20:56
You forgot the 5,00000000000000000000000000000000000 Giant battle robots of doom.
Oh yeah, thanks I forgot, I also unleash
STAR MONGOOSE(My version of Star Goat)
Also, don't contact austomagfreek(does that even exist), contact Automagmagfreek, not sure if the A is capitalized or not.....
USofAmerica
22-07-2004, 20:57
Oh yeah, thanks I forgot, I also unleash
STAR MONGOOSE(My version of Star Goat)
Also, don't contact austomagfreek(does that even exist), contact Automagmagfreek, not sure if the A is capitalized or not.....

wqhy do yuo i am unrelaistic? this guy has 'star goats' and 'clan rats' and 'warpstone' andd all taat other rubbish he just made up
Modern Atlantis
22-07-2004, 20:59
because for one you are NOT america. You can say your name is america, but there are other nations who have claims of certian parts of USA. In the NS world america is not a whole nation, certian states have broken off and formed their own countries, as Commmunist Missippi stated, he controls both Missippi and Tennesee. I believe there is someone who controls the new england states, and another person who controls California and Alaska. Plus even if you WERE USA, you wouldnt have enough power, you start off a small nation with a small military force. Plus there is simply no iraq, and you didnt detail it enough. You cant just prepare your force, send troops and attack all in one post.
Generic empire
22-07-2004, 20:59
In NationStates, you are what we like to refer to as a n00b. You display traits such as godmoding, bad grammar, and utter lack of knowledge about the game. This causes everyone to show no respect for you whatsoever. You are currently the lowest link in the NS food chain. In Nationstates, we do a little thing called roleplaying. This is basically storytelling, although involving multiple people. Roleplaying is fluid and constantly evolving. If you want respect, you have to learn how to do this well. I suggest you read the posts from the links Celack gave to you. Read what is there and try to imitate it. Create characters, and be very detailed in your RP.

In response to your earlier amusing statements about being the United States of America, bear in mind that your name means nothing. You are exactly what your information says you are. If it says you have 5 million people, then that is law. You have to wait to grow in size. It would not be fair to older nations if new players came in and simply said they had more people.
Neo-Soviet Russia
22-07-2004, 21:00
He didn't just make up clan rats, nor did he make up warpstones. I doubt he could be that holy and rich.

For that, look up something called Warhammer.
Modern Atlantis
22-07-2004, 21:00
because he is a good Rper, and he makes sense. Its kinda funny and stupid, and very unrealistic, but if he can RP it enough and make semi-sense, then he can do it. I can have a nation of Barney if i wanted too, as long as i RPed it good enough.
USofAmerica
22-07-2004, 21:00
whyy not? that post you linked me to said i could do what i liked in nationsates role play.
USofAmerica
22-07-2004, 21:01
He didn't just make up clan rats, nor did he make up warpstones. I doubt he could be that holy and rich.

For that, look up something called Warhammer.

oh so it can be unrealistic so long as you steal it from someone else? i dont udnerstand.
Generic empire
22-07-2004, 21:02
whyy not? that post you linked me to said i could do what i liked in nationsates role play.

You can, but it all depends on what people accept as fact. Your entire existence here depends on your plausibility in the eyes of other NS players.
Modern Atlantis
22-07-2004, 21:02
yes, you can, as long as you do not interfere with others RP. How would you like if you controlled say...i dunno, Germany. And then someone comes along and claims all of europe????? not really fair is it, and there are guidelines.......Now why dont you go create a new nation, and forget this ever happened?? or just go away
Celack
22-07-2004, 21:02
wqhy do yuo i am unrelaistic? this guy has 'star goats' and 'clan rats' and 'warpstone' andd all taat other rubbish he just made upJust ignore him. He's mocking you and he's a jerk.

While it does say youcan rp what you want you have to do it realistically.
Here are two ways to do it.

WRONG WAY:

I send 20,00000 (or other unlikely number) troops into iraq and conquer it without resistance.

RIGHT WAY:

I have sent a prelimianry force of 500 marines into Iraq from Kuwait.


After you rp the right way you wait for Iraq to respond. If he doesn't exist create a puppet(or second) nation to take their place.
Vagari
22-07-2004, 21:04
I dont understand I am the USofAmerica I am the most powerful nation. I have about 260 million people.

Don't kid yourself for a moment that you can turn up in a game with several thousand players and declare "I am the most powerful nation. I pwnz0r j000 a11!!!!!!111"

Or at least, that you can do that and not get bitchslapped.
Generic empire
22-07-2004, 21:04
Read this. It will give you a good idea of what this game is. In my oppinion it is a particularly good example of roleplay in action.

http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=339479
USofAmerica
22-07-2004, 21:06
Just ignore him. He's mocking you and he's a jerk.

While it does say youcan rp what you want you have to do it realistically.
Here are two ways to do it.

WRONG WAY:

I send 20,00000 (or other unlikely number) troops into iraq and conquer it without resistance.

RIGHT WAY:

I have sent a prelimianry force of 500 marines into Iraq from Kuwait.


After you rp the right way you wait for Iraq to respond. If he doesn't exist create a puppet(or second) nation to take their place.

actually i sent in a realisitc number cos the us has about 300,000 troops i sent in much less. why wld i send in a 'preliminary force' which is so small it'll just get killed. the real us didnt so something that stuipid. also i sed there wasnt much resistence which is true cos the us won really easily in iraq.
Modern Atlantis
22-07-2004, 21:08
you forget this isnt a real time RP, most of it is fantasy and stuff. Now if you wish, you can create a second nation named Iraq, and play with yourself.
Vagari
22-07-2004, 21:09
actually i sent in a realisitc number cos the us has about 300,000 troops i sent in much less. why wld i send in a 'preliminary force' which is so small it'll just get killed. the real us didnt so something that stuipid. also i sed there wasnt much resistence which is true cos the us won really easily in iraq.


So... er... what exactly was the point of doing that at all?
Weyr
22-07-2004, 21:09
Why cant i say im the usa and im atacking iraq. one of those links says i can do what i want. plus im a real life nation. the us.

1. Please learn how to punctuate and capitalize. This isn't AIM, and you actually do have time to use a spellcheck via a word processor.

2. Your name doesn't matter. There are probably around a dozen nations that have United States in their name within the NationStates multiverse.

3. You can do what you want, and everyone else can choose to ignore you. Rigth now, your nation is at less than 10 million, which means that anyone else can go ahead and eat you.

4. If you're going to Role Play an invasion, you have to put a -lot- more detail into your posts. 1st-ly, you are a tiny, insignificant nation, and your population will increase only rather slowly. 2nd-ly, there's no way you can have that many forces. 3rd-ly, I just might claim Iraq as my protectorate . . .
Celack
22-07-2004, 21:10
There. wE ahve discovered the problem. You are relying to much on real life. You can't claim because something happens in the real world means that it will happen in the NS universe.In NS your a nation with 5million people. Also my example is a perfect guise. You may use different tactics. that was an example.
Generic empire
22-07-2004, 21:10
Alright, kiddo, the one thing you have to get through your head is that you're not the United States of America, no matter how many times you say you are. In this world there is no United States, or any other real life nation, only the nations that players create. You have 5 million people, and only 5% of them can be in the army. Thats it, end of story, case closed.
USofAmerica
22-07-2004, 21:10
i made this post cos i thought it'd be fun to act out teh gulf war ii
The Horned Rat
22-07-2004, 21:11
Ok, you can do what you like, but to a limit,
1-No one really like imperialism, wait until your about my size, if not more to go conquering

2-Imagine this, as a book with blank pages, every thread is like a mini-chapter makeing up the enitre "book" of nationstates.

3-You should write well, and check spelling(I don't but I include (spelling?) by something I'm not sure of, other mistakes are stupid typos :mad: )

4-Don't go crazy on the smilies, yes, smilies with guns are "awesome", but they tick people off when you put large amounts in

5-Try to set up a leadership in your country(you could have your america be an oligarchy if you wanted, or have it run by a toaster(if you could explain it), try to weave your officials into your threads(their thoughts, beliefs, etc.). This will give your nation a rich history(over time, like AMF)

6-Get a GDP calculator, I'll post a good one later, all you do is plug in your nations info, and out comes your budget for the nation and military

7-Military population, the maximum you should take should be arond 5% or lower of your nations pop., maximum is usually 15%(Right?)

8-there is many more suggestions, like maybe try to get help/sllied with a big nation(january/feb. 2004 nation, or earlier is good)

Add to the list, smack me for some stupiditys in this list
(Oh, by the way, the "star goat" is a different form of the "IGNORE" Cannon, I'm sure someone will explain it......
Furor Atlantis
22-07-2004, 21:11
Furor Atlantis refuses to aid in the so called "liberation" of Iraq. Our democracy is repulsed by your governments greed of money and oil, at the deaths of his own people. We are pre-occupied with other much more moralistic wars for our good soldiers to fight.
USofAmerica
22-07-2004, 21:12
There. wE ahve discovered the problem. You are relying to much on real life. You can't claim because something happens in the real world means that it will happen in the NS universe.In NS your a nation with 5million people. Also my example is a perfect guise. You may use different tactics. that was an example.

ok ill try that amazing tactic. i invade celack with 1 man. i wonder who will win???

anyway in that case if im insignificant what can i do whats the point?
USofAmerica
22-07-2004, 21:15
Ok, you can do what you like, but to a limit,
1-No one really like imperialism, wait until your about my size, if not more to go conquering

2-Imagine this, as a book with blank pages, every thread is like a mini-chapter makeing up the enitre "book" of nationstates.

3-You should write well, and check spelling(I don't but I include (spelling?) by something I'm not sure of, other mistakes are stupid typos :mad: )

4-Don't go crazy on the smilies, yes, smilies with guns are "awesome", but they tick people off when you put large amounts in

5-Try to set up a leadership in your country(you could have your america be an oligarchy if you wanted, or have it run by a toaster(if you could explain it), try to weave your officials into your threads(their thoughts, beliefs, etc.). This will give your nation a rich history(over time, like AMF)

6-Get a GDP calculator, I'll post a good one later, all you do is plug in your nations info, and out comes your budget for the nation and military

7-Military population, the maximum you should take should be arond 5% or lower of your nations pop., maximum is usually 15%(Right?)

8-there is many more suggestions, like maybe try to get help/sllied with a big nation(january/feb. 2004 nation, or earlier is good)

Add to the list, smack me for some stupiditys in this list
(Oh, by the way, the "star goat" is a different form of the "IGNORE" Cannon, I'm sure someone will explain it......

Ok. I want to be run by a toaster then. the toaster enslaved mankind and now we r the only ones left from it;s evil rain(spelling misteak:>?).

i havent used any smlilies.
Weyr
22-07-2004, 21:15
You can watch what happens, and try to get involved. RP creating your military, develop/buy weapons, etc . . .

Take a day or two to look around before you do anything .. .
New Genoa
22-07-2004, 21:16
Clearly you've never seen my roleplays then New Genoa

Either that or I missed your previous posts
USofAmerica
22-07-2004, 21:16
You can watch what happens, and try to get involved. RP creating your military, develop/buy weapons, etc . . .

Take a day or two to look around before you do anything .. .

k

Can i by some guns from you?
Generic empire
22-07-2004, 21:16
Ok. I want to be run by a toaster then. the toaster enslaved mankind and now we r the only ones left from it;s evil rain(spelling misteak:>?).

i havent used any smlilies.

Now thats a start, my boy! You are creating a background story for your work. Excellent. I believe you're on the right path.
USofAmerica
22-07-2004, 21:18
Now thats a start, my boy! You are creating a background story for your work. Excellent. I believe you're on the right path.

thankyou. The toaster wishes ot enslave mankind agen (spelling misteake maybe) and the USofAmerica has to obey it. so we need to by guns for our army.
Generic empire
22-07-2004, 21:20
thankyou. The toaster wishes ot enslave mankind agen (spelling misteake maybe) and the USofAmerica has to obey it. so we need to by guns for our army.

Good, but I still suggest you look around for a day, just to get your bearings. Later, start a new thread with a different topic.
USofAmerica
22-07-2004, 21:21
Good, but I still suggest you look around for a day, just to get your bearings. Later, start a new thread with a different topic.
but I need guns anyway or people will invade me.
The Horned Rat
22-07-2004, 21:21
Good job, now, can you explain why it is run by a toaster?
(ie.-it appeared to them when they were primitive, it worked and did something amazing, so it eventually became worshipped as a god, and my nation(the nation worshipping it) has made significant actions when it pops up(which is actually auto matic or something), that is short, you would need to fill it in, but that's an example....)
USofAmerica
22-07-2004, 21:24
We found it 2,000 years ago. Our peoples worshipp it because it can heat and it helped us survive. it was teh first way we cooked our food no overs or bonfires so our main dish is toast. then our high priests clokcked it away and they could tell wot it wanted us to do by how brown the bread gets when they pput some in and they knwo it wants us to take ovr the world agen.
USofAmerica
22-07-2004, 21:25
where is everone/ aust? hored rat?
Lazy Island
22-07-2004, 21:26
Try to use your spellchecker, USofAmerica. Reign. Again. Mistake. I know I don't post much on here but it isn't too hard to make it easier for other people to read.
Chellis
22-07-2004, 21:26
If you are willing to learn, US, I would be willing to help.

I am willing to help you arm your military, and while I dont produce much american equipment as I view it as subpar, I have plenty of equipment for a nation your size, as I assume you want american equipment.

I suggest you start with paramilitary forces, a mechanized force with mostly infantry and IFV's, some ATGM's, and maybe a few Abrams. Also, some multi-purpose helicopters for both surface defense and air defense. We would sell them to you fairly cheap, as you are just starting off.
Vagari
22-07-2004, 21:28
There's a definite correlation between how good your spelling and grammar is, and how likely people are to RP with you.
USofAmerica
22-07-2004, 21:29
Try to use your spellchecker, USofAmerica. Reign. Again. Mistake. I know I don't post much on here but it isn't too hard to make it easier for other people to read.

haha lazy island is telling me not 2 be lazy. haha#

thankyou cheelis. I want to buy some tanks and rifles for my infantry.
The New Aryan State
22-07-2004, 21:33
3) RP?

That says it all
The Horned Rat
22-07-2004, 21:34
OOC- This is Out Of Context, ask someone else what exactley it is, I'm not sure how to describe it...
IC: (This is the story, this is where actions, talking, ect. take place.....)
(For instance, the council of thirteen is sending you a message)
To:Leader of USofAmerica
From:The Council of Thirteen
We have heard your requests for arms, we are willing to sell. If interested please contact back....

(But, I have to fill in before that, for this I'll write a weak version)

"A nation has emerged, it has brooded in the shadows for a while"

"What is it called, is it stronger"?

"No, it lacks greater numbers, but it is sending propositions to others for wepons"(I made a spelling mistake, it's obviously the missing a, but, you either run it through a speel check, or mark it if you KNOW you can't spell it(asking for its spelling is good also))

"Clan Skyre(This clan makes the guns, and other technology goodies), do we have extra stores of weaponry"?

(Now I am going to include the name of clan Skyre's leader, normally you do this for all people of importance, but this is a weak version)
Morkistaar was amused at this, of course they had extra, why wouldn't they(there I also had emotions, and thoughts)"Of course Deathmaster Sneek, Skyre is always ready for buyers"

This time, the venerable Grey Lord Arqueek spoke, his voice full of dominance and order"It is decided, Morkistaar, your Clan shall provide this nation with arms"

OOC:This is small, weak, but gives some idea....
BTW(means by the way), this post is offering you weapons, reply if you want them.....
USofAmerica
22-07-2004, 21:34
That says it all
shutup im trying to learn. i knw what RP is now
Generic empire
22-07-2004, 21:38
shutup im trying to learn. i knw what RP is now

Thats another good sign. You know when you're being insulted now. That will take you far.
USofAmerica
22-07-2004, 21:39
To: COuncil of 13
From: USofAmerica

I am Toaster Priest Joila. Our toaster has ordered us, through toats divinasion (spelling mistake) to buy guns from you. we want tanks and rifes. I think this mean rifles cos our toaster sometimes makes spelling msitakes cos we dont read it right.

Thnakyo.
The Horned Rat
22-07-2004, 21:51
OOC:A suggestion is that under IC writing, please refrain from abbraviations(Spelling?-the question mark has been put in, as I am unsure wether I spelled it wrong)
Hey, anybody know what his/her military spending should be?

IC:Morkistaar read the message, finding the typos to be a nuiscance(Spelling), but he under stood the basic message, these nut jobs worshipped a toaster(these are his opinions, not truth), but more importantley, they wanted weapons.....

Message
To: Toaster Priest Joila
From: Clan Skyre
We have numerous small arms, and some tanks if you wish to purchase.....
AK-74s-300 dollars per 1
AK-47s-200 dollars per 1
M16A2-400 dollars per one, for M2A3 grenade launcher upgrade, +100 dollars
Panzer Faust Anti Tank weapon-700 dollars per 1

Tanks
Fuchs Transportpanzer 1 (TPz 1) APC-700,000 dollars per 1
Leopard 2A5-5,000,000 per 1
Viper- Standard 1 (V-S1)-3,000,000 per 1

OOC:For more information about weapons, just ask so( under an OOC: )
The Horned Rat
22-07-2004, 21:55
http://members.fortunecity.com/thra...n/html/gnp.html

fill in your infromation about your nation(real info, don't make it up), for military bidget, try 8-10%
Spinkstom
22-07-2004, 22:01
http://s6.invisionfree.com/International_Mall/index.php?showtopic=679
Thats a link to something entitled The Roleplayers Handbook. Its specified for NS. Hope it helps.
Weyr
22-07-2004, 22:06
http://www.thirdgeek.com/nseconomy.php?nation=USofAmerica

May I buy some to deter other nations from attacking my nation when it is weak and an easy target.

I am willing to sell you our Sundancer and Katrina missile arrays. An integrated defense for a nation of your size would be 6 Sundancer batteries and 24 Katrina batteries.

We are willing to set them up for a low cost of US$1.0billion

Weyrean Military (http://forums2.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=340340)

Katrina
6*$4.8mil=28.8mil/battery
24batteries*32.4mil=US$691.2mil


Sundancer
4*$12mil=$48mil/battery
6batteries*48=US$288mil
Spinkstom
22-07-2004, 22:15
Ill give you 3 Million Black Eagle Russian designed tanks for $2.5 Mil.
Half the price i got the. (The guy let me create another million per million bought)
Spinkstom
22-07-2004, 22:22
sorry not 2.5Mil, 1.5Mil.
When you accept this remember to reply and say something like Money Wired or Sent.
When you order something from a storefront usually people say under the order, money wired on confirmation.
The Burnsian Desert
22-07-2004, 22:23
OOC:

USofAmerica, I'm glad that you aren't just the average-grade newb. We finally have an intelligent one, folks! Listen, go to iespell.com. It has a great spellchecking tool for forums, chat rooms, etc., and I used to spell really bad without it. Welcome to NS. :)