Special Offer
Cocoa Islands
22-07-2004, 18:58
You are sick about those political-prisoners? You have no place in your prisons for
those troublemakers, but you cant or dont want to kill them? here is the SOLUTION!
Just sign contract (and pay some money) and we will take and "settle" your headaches
in to new and modern, high protected (isolated from the rest World) jail. we can
host about 4000 males and about 1500 females (children are unwelcome). we can take
care of your prisoners for various time term (from 1 to 50 year). also we have some
very experienced executioners if you wish that kind of service. jail is established
in the Green Island (see the map). price is only 50 000$ for one person for duration
of 1 year. execution cost just 35 000$ for males and 100 000$ for females. we also will
bury bodys for FREE, if subject will die or will be executed.
map
http://www.imageuploader.net/images/282178Untitled-1_copy.jpg
OOC: Whered you get the map.
IC: I might be contacting you in the very near future
Why do females cost so much for execution?
The Burnsian Desert
23-07-2004, 05:09
SECRET IC:
We have seven male members of the Burnsian Communist party that we would like executed. The total comes to $245,000. The funds will be transferred upon your confirmation of the order, and your bank account information so we may deposit the money. Keep this under tight wraps.
We deplore this! The credibility of any nations making deals with this nation will be severely lowered in our eyes!
The Burnsian Desert
23-07-2004, 05:11
We fully agree!
ooc: ooh, now that's shady. :D
The Burnsian Desert
23-07-2004, 05:14
OOC: Yes, yes thank you...
Kraknokistan
23-07-2004, 05:21
Secret IC: We have three troublesome male members of the Republicrat Party who we think might be more useful were they to vanish...permanently.
Total should be 105,000 USD. Keep this a secret and confirm by telegram.
Public IC:The nerve of a nation offering such services is not only deplorable but an outright atrocity. I assure you, Kraknokistan shall never engage such services!
The Burnsian Desert
23-07-2004, 05:23
OOC: You're so bad.
Secret IC- The submarine Neptune sailed silently towards Green Island, approaching from the northwest...they would drop off an elite team of 10 commandoes and intelligence agents on the island and determine exactly which nations were sending people to this facility...
IC: We applaud the solidarity of The Burnsian Desert and Kraknokistan with us in this matter!
OOC: Cocoa Islands, what is the terrain of Green Island? Are there any deserted beaches, lots of vegetation, etc. where I can drop off men safely, or am I going to have to send in the frogmen? :)
The Burnsian Desert
23-07-2004, 05:43
OOC:
0mgz w1t|-| mah supah camra satlit3s i found jur ppl and shootth3m they d13z!!!11
Sorry, needed an outlet.
The Lords of War
23-07-2004, 06:11
Communication to the Cocoa Islands:
From: The Enclave of the Lords of War
Subject: Terrans to be Terminated
Security Level: High Encryption
We would be willing to assume responsiblity for those 'individuals' who are to removed from this world by ending their life.
We will pay 2,000 U.S. bank notes per prisoner signed over to us, and removed from your territory.
Cocoa Islands
23-07-2004, 10:36
SECRET IC:
We have seven male members of the Burnsian Communist party that we would like executed. The total comes to $245,000. The funds will be transferred upon your confirmation of the order, and your bank account information so we may deposit the money. Keep this under tight wraps.
SECRET IC: The armoured ship with escort will arrive soon. we will take 7 seven male subject. Money must be transfered to Cocoa National Bank, to account nr: CIB 9850 448015 927.
QUOTE=Kamata]Why do females cost so much for execution?[/QUOTE]
Because our executioners are very sensitive persons.
Secret IC: We have three troublesome male members of the Republicrat Party who we think might be more useful were they to vanish...permanently.
Total should be 105,000 USD. Keep this a secret and confirm by telegram.!
Very Very Very Secret IC: Deal!bank account nr: CIB 9850 448015 927.as soon as we will get money thei will not be troublesome for you any more.
Secret IC- The submarine Neptune sailed silently towards Green Island, approaching from the northwest...they would drop off an elite team of 10 commandoes and intelligence agents on the island and determine exactly which nations were sending people to this facility...
OOC: Cocoa Islands, what is the terrain of Green Island? Are there any deserted beaches, lots of vegetation, etc. where I can drop off men safely, or am I going to have to send in the frogmen? :)
Cocoa Islands elite squad well instruct marines have captured undetermined country scout-frogman. there was unmasked some activity in the water to. considering situation in the island, Cocoa Islands will sent extra marine brigade and some armoured troops in the region. we assure nobody can pass minefields whitch are locate all across the island
Cocoa Islands
23-07-2004, 10:39
OOC: Whered you get the map.
IC: I might be contacting you in the very near future
our specialists understands how to use adobe photosop 7.0 .
we are still waiting offer.
Kraknokistan
23-07-2004, 15:09
Secret IC: 105,000 USD wired to account number CIB 9850 448015 927. We look forward to doing business with you again.
Public IC: Kraknokistan has heard accounts of Kanabian attempts to close down the Green Island prison. Kraknokistan applauds these efforts but regrets that the Empire does not have the naval power to assist in such attempts. In other news, three members of the Republicrat Party apparently stole 105,000 US dollars and then commited suicide on Green Island by simultaneously setting themselves on fire, driving their cars off a cliff, and then shooting themselves twice in the back of the head.
Kraknokistan
23-07-2004, 18:13
tag
The Burnsian Desert
23-07-2004, 18:30
Secret IC: Money wired, plus a $1,000 bonus for keeping this below the light. Thank you.