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High-Grade Smoke Now Available --

Sonsy
21-07-2004, 23:42
Here in the Free Land of Sonsy, we take care of our citizens with an ounce of the finest hydroponic Northern Lights strain of marijuana available from our state-of-the-art subsidized greenhouses. Ever since our second place finish at Amsterdam's Cannabis Cup, demand for export have gone through the roof. That's why last fall we built an additional 300 greenhouses to begin production of our new national export -- high-grade cheeba.
We're now offering to interested nations a bulk discount for our five very special strains. All orders are only available in 100 pound increments.
Purple Weed has lovely purple buds on this plant give it a special taste and smell. It is a powerful strain with sativa overtones. Its ancestors are Hollands Hope crossed with Skunk. A powerful high sativa marijuana odor.
Price: $100,000 per 100 lbs.
Big Bud is an indica marijuana strain legendary for producing massive buds with very few leaves. The smoke is smooth and the high is very strong. Will produce more than any other plant in the same space. Usually the lower branches collapse under the weight of the buds. One of the world's finest marijuana strains and you can have them.
Price: $150,000 per 100 lbs.
Crystal Marijuana is White widow crossed with Northern lights. You get a bushy plant with large sticky buds. A good indica marijuana type. The smell is a candy sweet aroma which adds to the good cerebral high. As the name suggests the buds are covered in THC glands. This gives an unusually clear buzz and a slightly delayed effect.
Price: $250,000 per 100 lbs.
Northern lights marijuana has big broad leaves and large crystal covered buds, with strong hashy taste best describe northern lights marijuana. Delicious.
Price: $350,000 per 100 lbs.
The white widow marijuana strain is the best marijuana in the world. White widow marijuana buds have so much THC on them that it is hard to see the bud at all. The high is extreme and the taste divine. On the top of all Dutch coffeeshop white widow marijuana seeds menu's (mostly the most expensive!) A must for anyone who thinks they are a smoker.
Price: $500,000 per 100 lbs.
Please indicate what strain of marijuana you'd prefer, how many pounds you would like shipped and where you'd like it shipped to. Transfer the amount to our national account and as soon as the money has cleared we will ship the order.
Signed,
Kelly Houlihan
Supreme Executive Minister of the Free Land of Sonsy
Soon to offer high-quality psilocybe mushrooms.
Icurio
22-07-2004, 00:00
300 tons of your best product. Keeps our citizens stupid and happy.