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Declaration of war on the Dictatorship of Donkey buts

Chris Eastwood
21-07-2004, 20:00
The Holy Empire of Chris Eastwood,
The United Socialist States of Gecko topia and the Dominion of Tandoria are declaring war on:

The Dictatorship of Donkey buts for wanting war against us allies.

Our weapons are ready.
Tandoria
21-07-2004, 20:09
:sniper: We have decided that your religion is against humanity. Tandoria are sending its best fleet. Invasion of your lands will begin shortley. Your leadership is at an end ben.
Chris Eastwood
21-07-2004, 20:14
Well said, well said.

Hopefully, the Fourth Reich of Psychopathic Warmonger will join us. Look at his population and army (5% of population).
Tandoria
21-07-2004, 20:24
lands of high council forced to act. Tandoria declaring full war....... :mad:
BlareBitchDominatrix
21-07-2004, 20:29
you people... :)
San Texario
21-07-2004, 20:31
A formal message from the Totalitarian President:
Simma down, now, simma down.
Gecko topia
22-07-2004, 11:26
:sniper: Last night, my Harriers bombed your outer cities.
The Island of Rose
22-07-2004, 11:31
Official Statement from the President:

Oh, n00bs declaring war on each other! How fun! This is so interesting!
-Sergei Ilyanov

OOC: READ THE STICKIES FIRST PLEASE
Praetonia
22-07-2004, 11:34
TAG for n00b war. I will help you learn to RP if you want.
Furor Atlantis
22-07-2004, 11:42
Furor Atlantis withholds their troops within their borders, until more information is given as to why a war was declared.
Gecko topia
22-07-2004, 11:45
the windy crack gives its support and sends in 645 tanks into the Captial of the Dictatorship of Donkey buts.

We believe he is allying with other nations to get back at us. :mp5:
Furor Atlantis
22-07-2004, 11:53
Furor Atlantis considers revenge to be good and bad, however, will only send supplies (food, computers) for your troops. We send no military support until proof is given that a secret confederacy of Donkey Butts exsists.


Currently waiting for the spark of combat, then sending 500 skilled Combat Medics.
Nevacrozdaline
22-07-2004, 12:05
As A Consular Member Of the Prost Empire region. I have had a word in the relevent ears and we have decided to lend our assistance to Windy crack in there struggle against the Donkey Buts. Our Orbital weapons platforms are as we speak being turn towards there lands in the hope of persauding them to desist in there evil plans. If they do not withdraw there armys we will be forced to unleash hell upon them and bomb them back into the stone age.
We hope this will not be necessary to do this.

Give it up Donkey Buts

Consul Owe Owe Wah-Wah II
Prost Empire Un Delegate
Furor Atlantis
22-07-2004, 12:21
Chances likey that Donkey Buts will not waver, Furor Atlantic troops board the High/Space altitude cruisers ready to release ground support to patrol the ruins of whatever Nevacrozdaline hits. Exact coordinates will be released seven hours prior to the deadline.






H/S A cruisers almost reached the general area, still waiting for coordinates...
Donkey buts
22-07-2004, 12:35
wot y is every 1 declaring war on me?
:confused:
wot i done this time
:(
Donkey buts
22-07-2004, 12:37
it was the holy empire of chris eastwood or windy cracks wasnt it. i only declared war cos they took the mick of my religion
Donkey buts
22-07-2004, 12:38
pleaz i just want a fair fight 3 of them against me :mp5:
Donkey buts
22-07-2004, 12:39
:headbang:
Donkey buts
22-07-2004, 12:40
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!!! this is so unfair :(
Tenarius
22-07-2004, 12:42
Official Statement from the Government:

We are highly amused by the rampant stupidity. The Royal States will have nothing to do with this; idiocy is not what the Queen is best suited for. Please enjoy yourselves; hopefully you will be less foolish next time.

OOC: Donkey Buts, you can always just fire the IGNORE cannon at the rest of them.
Donkey buts
22-07-2004, 12:44
:sniper: :mp5: :sniper: :mp5: :sniper: :mp5: :sniper: :mp5:
my army of neacleur clones are swarming to defend my nation from the multiple assalts on the border and my army of genetically modified bees are about to attack all assalents
Praetonia
22-07-2004, 12:44
The Praetonian Government would very much like to see this situation resolved peacefully. We find it frankly idiotic that nations would go to war over an insult and we hope it can be sorted out. If it cannot then we may consider entering the war to ensure Donkey But's nuetrality.
Tenarius
22-07-2004, 12:45
OOC: Why do I even try?
Donkey buts
22-07-2004, 12:46
i need support to protect my nation pleaz all help great fully excepted :)
Sevaris
22-07-2004, 12:48
Official Statement from Premier Mannerheim:

WHAT THE CRAP?


Premier Alec Mannerheim
People's Republic of Sevaris
Tenarius
22-07-2004, 12:49
Tenarius is a mostly-neutral nation. You are not a close ally or friend; you have not been invaded under fair circumstances. The Royal States do not wish to get involved at this time. A poll has been issued amongst the population; we expect the results to be in within 15 days (OOC: 1 hour).
Praetonia
22-07-2004, 12:56
:sniper: :mp5: :sniper: :mp5: :sniper: :mp5: :sniper: :mp5:
my army of neacleur clones are swarming to defend my nation from the multiple assalts on the border and my army of genetically modified bees are about to attack all assalents

That is considered godmodding, as in, not relaistic. For a nation of your size you should just have normal troops, tanks, helicopters etc and not very many of them.
Gecko topia
22-07-2004, 12:58
:eek: gecko topia r pulling out for now
my armys r still in the fight but we with darw
for now
Tenarius
22-07-2004, 13:00
:eek: gecko topia r pulling out for now
my armys r still in the fight but we with darw
for now

What other members of this forum found that nearly impossible to understand?
Gecko topia
22-07-2004, 13:06
hey u wot
u doin
Praetonia
22-07-2004, 13:08
hey u wot
u doin

Huh?
Sevaris
22-07-2004, 13:10
I am halfway tempted to bomb Geckotopia back to the Stone Age for mangling the English language like that- but I won't.

Anyway,
*A lone bomber flies over Donkey Buts and drops the IGNORE BOMB!*

This war is ignored for noobishness.
Tenarius
22-07-2004, 13:13
Meanwhile, Tenarius fired the mighty IGNORE missiles. Quickly, the noobishness of the war was hidden from the public's eyes and all mention of it ceased to exist. A "vote" was forged, stating that we should not help Donkey Buts. 82% of the Population agreed on this.

We hope you have a nice day Monkey Buts. Perhaps you should contact Sephrioth about your problems; he would be glad to help you.
Donkey buts
22-07-2004, 15:44
i might do but i think they will just retailiate with cloud and co so wots the point

i have prepared my anti-tank and anti-aircraft missiles though and are ready to fire on any moving object unfortuneetly we "accidentally" blew up a few of our general population but it was there fault for parking in our parking spots!
Donkey buts
22-07-2004, 15:45
We hope you have a nice day Monkey Buts.
AND ITS DONKEY BUTS!!!!!!!
The Cuban Soviets
22-07-2004, 17:35
i declare war on donkeys buts
my apocalypse tanks are ready and fueled to attack tonite unless he surenders :mp5:
Generic empire
22-07-2004, 17:49
Meanwhile, Tenarius fired the mighty IGNORE missiles. Quickly, the noobishness of the war was hidden from the public's eyes and all mention of it ceased to exist. A "vote" was forged, stating that we should not help Donkey Buts. 82% of the Population agreed on this.

We hope you have a nice day Monkey Buts. Perhaps you should contact Sephrioth about your problems; he would be glad to help you.

Actually, he can't contact Seph, on account of the fact that I own Seph. No, its true, Seph was annexed to me, and is now under development to become the world's largest casino strip. Let him trouble your dreams no more my traumatized friends.
Chris Eastwood
22-07-2004, 18:57
Ben. We are taking the mick out of your religion. You think you believe in the Swodite.

Wots that? You made it up.


Godmodling. Tut tut Ben...
Tandoria
22-07-2004, 19:02
Sending in army of 200 ships. Coordinates:look on the holo maps we are sending you. Donkey butts is about 3000 miles west. good luck!
Chris Eastwood
22-07-2004, 19:08
The Holy Empire of Chris Eastwood sends it's 50 non-uprated Wildercat 1's into Donkey buts' outer Cities.

Intelligence states that the Dictatorship of Donkey buts is watching anything which flys over his country.
The Empire does the same in our own country and sends Submarines into strategic places.
Shamir
22-07-2004, 19:09
:sniper: :mp5: :sniper: :mp5: :sniper:
mwahahahahaha you shall die by my hand
Gecko topia
22-07-2004, 19:10
:fluffle: fight has gone 2 far
The Cuban Soviets
22-07-2004, 19:15
im sending 3000 Apocalypse tanks to kill donkey but :sniper:
Shamir
22-07-2004, 19:18
shamir sends 25,000 of its ground troops to surround the dictatorship of donkey buts by being posted in stratigic positions.
;)
The Cuban Soviets
22-07-2004, 19:20
:mp5: The Apocalypse tanks r getting close to donkey buts
Chris Eastwood
22-07-2004, 19:27
:fluffle: fight has gone 2 far

Is the United Socialist States of Geck topia backing out is he? After you promised?

I'll get some more allies. Weldone for getting the Cuban Soviets.
The Cuban Soviets
22-07-2004, 19:32
my 3000 apocolypse tanks start to fire on doncky buts city :mp5: :sniper:
Gecko topia
22-07-2004, 19:34
I'm back in the war

I'm sending my 54 Harriers to napame donkeys buts capital city :gundge: :mad:
Shamir
22-07-2004, 19:35
stand down and surrender. then you shall not be harmed
Gecko topia
22-07-2004, 19:39
10 mins e.t.a for harriers :cool:
Gecko topia
22-07-2004, 19:50
with darwing harriers :headbang:
The Cuban Soviets
22-07-2004, 19:50
Tanks stop Fireing to allow troops to attack
Donkey buts
22-07-2004, 19:51
15 nuclear warheads that have been resontly upgraded to the highest standed are prepared to return fire any assault on my nation will be stopped
Shamir
22-07-2004, 19:51
my troops hav been ordered to attack on the smaller outskirted cities
Shamir
22-07-2004, 19:52
all units withdrawn back to saftey
Gecko topia
22-07-2004, 19:55
I'm sending my 54 Harriers to napame donkeys buts capital city E.T.A 7 mins :cool:
Donkey buts
22-07-2004, 19:57
a military genral aproches the almighty ruler of the great nation donkey buts "a serise of cunningly placed pits swallow up the armys currently in the capital unfortunealty 2 of the outer citys have been lost sir"
Ruler:nevermind towns can be replaced have the anti-missile battrys destroyed the opposing air forces genral?
Genral 1:yes except 1 sir we lost 20,000 men to the bomb sir
Ruler:milatry?
genral 1:no
Ruler: y tell me then?
have u destroyed all enemy spys and saterlites
genral 1:yes
Ruler: the prepare.....................weapon X
The Cuban Soviets
22-07-2004, 19:58
my tanks are protecting from enemy ambush while troops enter city
Shamir
22-07-2004, 19:59
nucular missiles are upgraded to the highest standard and hav been targeted towards donkey buts main citys and military bases. nucular missiles are set up and ready to be launched. M A D has developed between the two countries
Gecko topia
22-07-2004, 20:01
Harriers, change to missiles and take out those nuclear silos
The Cuban Soviets
22-07-2004, 20:02
my apocalypse tanks start to send high powered shells into donkey buts capital city :mp5:
Donkey buts
22-07-2004, 20:02
with draw all milatry personel and we will discuss you surrend cos u have no protection from the almighty weapon X i wont lie we have 1 so we can destroy but 1 nation the thing is we shall launch it at the first army to invade so he hu strikes first wont strike hard in fact wont strike at all!!!!


whahahahahar :gundge:
Donkey buts
22-07-2004, 20:03
surrender fools
Gecko topia
22-07-2004, 20:03
Harriers fire now
The Cuban Soviets
22-07-2004, 20:04
my tanks r 3000 strong and have air defence so accurate a wepon would not be ablr to come within 5 miles of my tanks
Gecko topia
22-07-2004, 20:05
39 missiles on target
The Cuban Soviets
22-07-2004, 20:05
and r destroying your capital city
Gecko topia
22-07-2004, 20:07
4 harriers down dam
The Cuban Soviets
22-07-2004, 20:07
i send 15 high powered hydrogen bombs to take out donkey buts city
The Cuban Soviets
22-07-2004, 20:08
2700 of my tanks down to nuke explosion
Gecko topia
22-07-2004, 20:09
harriers low on fuel withdraw :headbang:
The Cuban Soviets
22-07-2004, 20:10
withdrawing last 300 to homeland
Shamir
22-07-2004, 20:10
i fire half of my missiles at donkey buts main citys. (destroying weapon x, therefore destroying a quarter of his land)
mwahahahahahahahaa :sniper:
Gecko topia
22-07-2004, 20:13
E.T.A 10 min to small nuke fire
my subs r redly
Donkey buts
22-07-2004, 20:14
so wots it to be 1 of ur nations destruction and almost certain victory or do u surrender
Chris Eastwood
22-07-2004, 20:14
Ben, you have to say how many die you know.

The Holy Empire of Chris Eastwood withdraws its 50 Wildercat Tanks due to Gecko topia's nuke blasts. They will be recovered.

The Empire looks at Donkey Buts threats and decides not to send in Ground Troops until further notice but instead use Naval Marines and Fighter jets which are coming off the HKS Albion.
The Cuban Soviets
22-07-2004, 20:15
my 15 hydrodon bombs hit his city taking out key military targets
Gecko topia
22-07-2004, 20:18
missiles hit in 5 mins
Gecko topia
22-07-2004, 20:20
some of the nuke r gone my harriers got them
Chris Eastwood
22-07-2004, 20:21
Ben, surrender? HA!

Anyway Donkey buts, you haven't said how many of ur ppl hav died.

Welldone Shamir for attacking his Weapon X.
Shamir
22-07-2004, 20:21
surrender or you will be destroyed
Gecko topia
22-07-2004, 20:23
sub nuke fire :mp5:
The Cuban Soviets
22-07-2004, 20:23
ive sent ground troops to sucure the city for us
Gecko topia
22-07-2004, 20:24
two nukes away :sniper:
Chris Eastwood
22-07-2004, 20:25
Chris Eastwood's Ground Troops - 1st New Hampshire Division is sent in to suport the Cuban Soviets Army.
The Cuban Soviets
22-07-2004, 20:26
my troops are batteling in city and r going closer to donkey buts
Donkey buts
22-07-2004, 20:27
1 in wot is it 15 the question is do u feel lucky punk?well do u?

weapon X is set to auto pilot and is ready to be fired at the first upon the first assalent it will take your primitive weapons 3 minities to hit if they can get through my anti-aircraft batterys it will take 3 seconds to fire weapon X and anti-aircraft batterys are obsolet against weapon X for reasons that i cannot say
Shamir
22-07-2004, 20:27
to support cuban soviets i send in another 1000 units of troops :mp5: :mp5: :mp5:
Chris Eastwood
22-07-2004, 20:28
So how many have died Donkey buts? Its got to be a fair amount.

We destroyed ur Weapon X, taken over ur Major Cities....come on!
Gecko topia
22-07-2004, 20:28
half the city has blowen to bits mini nukes hit
The Cuban Soviets
22-07-2004, 20:29
my troops r fighting at the palace gates
USofAmerica
22-07-2004, 20:30
Who is being attack? America will help them.
Gecko topia
22-07-2004, 20:30
subs r moving home
The Cuban Soviets
22-07-2004, 20:31
troops have overun palace gate and have advanced inside the palace
Donkey buts
22-07-2004, 20:31
u havent destroyed weapon X how could u when u dont no wot it looks like or were it is (would i be stupid enoth to place the were bombs were bound to fall NO!!! U IDIOTS WEAPON X ................ FIRE UPON THE HOLY EMPIRE OF CHRIS EASTWOOD!!!!!!!)
Chris Eastwood
22-07-2004, 20:32
1 in wot is it 15 the question is do u feel lucky punk?well do u?

weapon X is set to auto pilot and is ready to be fired at the first upon the first assalent it will take your primitive weapons 3 minities to hit if they can get through my anti-aircraft batterys it will take 3 seconds to fire weapon X and anti-aircraft batterys are obsolet against weapon X for reasons that i cannot say

How can your Weapon X return, Shamir's Army had already taken it out.
Donkey buts
22-07-2004, 20:32
i am being attacked by multiple assalents back up is requested
The Cuban Soviets
22-07-2004, 20:32
surrender donkey buts im inside your palace my troops r heading for u and will kill unless u surrender
Gecko topia
22-07-2004, 20:32
10 mins
untill i can can get my harriers back in play
Shamir
22-07-2004, 20:32
troops split 500 to help take palace anoter 500 to hold up against troops with da holy empire
Donkey buts
22-07-2004, 20:33
how would u no if it was destroyed if i had destroyed all saterlites and spys HA!
The Cuban Soviets
22-07-2004, 20:34
my troops have surronded donkey buts chamber and have opened the door and r just about to fire on him
Donkey buts
22-07-2004, 20:35
GENRAL: a direct hit sir weapon X has hit the enermy forces ..... and still the dont no wots happening to themselves whahahahar!
Gecko topia
22-07-2004, 20:35
I have no thing to fight :headbang:
Chris Eastwood
22-07-2004, 20:35
Donkey buts have decided to attack the Holy Empire but you can't get in.

If you look at my Spotlight page - I have a wall around my Country.
The Cuban Soviets
22-07-2004, 20:36
surrender donkey butsd otherwise my troops will kill u
Shamir
22-07-2004, 20:36
i hav spies in your country. all troops now helping cuban soviets destroy palace... take that buts
Donkey buts
22-07-2004, 20:36
i surrender but go with the knowlage of the only cure to the plage that currently blankets the holy empire of chris eastwood
Gecko topia
22-07-2004, 20:38
GENRAL: a direct hit sir weapon X has hit the enermy forces ..... and still the dont no wots happening to themselves whahahahar!
I'm dum i'm 2 I'm donkey but king
Furor Atlantis
22-07-2004, 20:39
My forces have withdrawed. It seems that donkey buts is outnumbered, and prosecuted unfairly. Dishonor will not be tolerated, but so won't treachery. We will continue to send supplies for the soldiers on Chris Eastwood's side.
Donkey buts
22-07-2004, 20:39
no 1 except me nos the cure to the plage that has been delivered by weapon X
Shamir
22-07-2004, 20:39
all units stand down and withdraw. he has surrendered
The Cuban Soviets
22-07-2004, 20:40
WE WON :fluffle:
Gecko topia
22-07-2004, 20:40
I also withdarwn
Chris Eastwood
22-07-2004, 20:40
i surrender but go with the knowlage of the only cure to the plage that currently blankets the holy empire of chris eastwood


The Holy Empire of Chris Eastwood doesn't believe the 'Weapon X' actually hit the land.

Can we see ur Casulaties?
Donkey buts
22-07-2004, 20:40
when was i tercherous this started when u insulted my relion
Donkey buts
22-07-2004, 20:41
*relgion
The Cuban Soviets
22-07-2004, 20:41
ive withdrawn all my troops and have taken him prisoner
The Cuban Soviets
22-07-2004, 20:42
wat is the final casualty rate donkey buts
Shamir
22-07-2004, 20:43
how many died on your behalf
Chris Eastwood
22-07-2004, 20:43
The Holy Empire of Chris Eastwood withdraws all troops from battle with the population smiling.

The island can't see any damage.
Donkey buts
22-07-2004, 20:43
we have 500,000 miltary personels ingerd
we have 2.5million dead
and cervilions dont matter
Donkey buts
22-07-2004, 20:47
we are warning the holy empire that if the undetecterble desease is not stopped all of the populace will die!!!

we are sorry but the only people who knew the cure were the sientists our ruler killed and our ruler that has just commited suised!!

we can inform u that all is well

we can also inform u that the desease strikes at the human immune system rendering it obserlete makeing ur nation die painful deaths from the commonest of deseases
Donkey buts
22-07-2004, 20:49
our new ruler ben the 19th will support your nation and help u find the cure
Donkey buts
22-07-2004, 20:51
is any1 there?
Furor Atlantis
22-07-2004, 21:09
The scientists back at Furor Atlantic city Heilike have taken samples of this biological weapon and studied it in labs. (the specialty of Furor Atlantis is biological weapons) It contains the bacteria Gastoticina, almost parasetic it enters the blood stream and devours the white blood cells. After hours of expiraments our scientists at Heilike have found out that it is can be destroyed by one substance - alchohol.

Alchohol when consumed enters the bloodstream and burns away the infesting Gastroticina.

The citizens of Chris Eastwood drink regularly, that is why nothing seemed to happen in the 24 hours of exposure to the bacteria. The children should be given a dose of alchohol every 8 hours.


-Aaron Phymus, head of Health and Medical Research of Furor Atlantis
Soviet leaders
23-07-2004, 02:31
All damage to the nation of donkey buts we will pay for and give it defence untell it has a military that can defend its self. Unless all the country's that attacked will pay for the damage they cause. and give it finacial aid
The Island of Rose
23-07-2004, 02:43
That was no war, most of you are too young to have nukes. You need 100 Million Population first, it's the rules.

Also, you need a description of where you infantry units are going, geez, not "I send my tank to destroy you".

Cuban Soviets, you are a disgrace to the Cuban name, una disgracia.

You don't use smilies in a war!

You should've read the stickies.

I suggest you people pretend this war never happened. Launch the IGNORE cannons on each other and shut up. [/rant]
The Burnsian Desert
23-07-2004, 02:55
OOC:
Alright. I'm cleaning this up. Please, guys, bear with me. Thank you.

Rules of Role-Playing (RP)

1) Use correct grammar and spelling. If you do not know how to spell something, simply put (sp?) or (spelling?) after the word in question.

2) Limit your use of smilies, please.

3)

There are two forms of posting. IC, which stands for In-Character, is when you are attacking or doing diplomatic things, or anything related to NationStates relations.

The second is OOC, which stands for Out-Of-Character. This pertains to normal conversation between individuals.

4) There are much better ways of RP-ing than just "I attacked your cities an hour ago and killed 200 ppl." I suggest dialouge and personification to give a vivid storyline. NationStates is pretty much about getting in trouble and writing stories.

Next, I will give you a sample RP of attacking a city. Out of character comments will be in blue.

IC:

"Home plate, this is Charlie Leader, do you copy?" I add dialogue between the pilot and the tower to liven up the plot.

"Loud and clear Charlie Leader. Proceed with message."

"Charlie Flight requesting permission to engage targets."

OOC:

Now, finish this RP using the rules listed above.
The Burnsian Desert
23-07-2004, 02:55
That was no war, most of you are too young to have nukes. You need 100 Million Population first, it's the rules.

Also, you need a description of where you infantry units are going, geez, not "I send my tank to destroy you".

Cuban Soviets, you are a disgrace to the Cuban name, una disgracia.

You don't use smilies in a war!

You should've read the stickies.

I suggest you people pretend this war never happened. Launch the IGNORE cannons on each other and shut up. [/rant]

OOC: I'm trying to teach here... :(
The Island of Rose
23-07-2004, 02:59
OOC: I'm bitter of all n00bs...
Soviet leaders
23-07-2004, 05:04
OOC: are you calling me a NOOB?
The Island of Rose
23-07-2004, 05:07
OOC// No not you.
Soviet leaders
23-07-2004, 06:39
OOC:ok.