Wrakistan
21-07-2004, 11:40
This is the news, with John T. Ravolta
Goodday Fellow Wrakistaniers, today was again a hot day with temperatures rising to 45 Celcius.
And now over to the more important news,
Today in Khalid, our beloved Capital, 5 rebels who were part of the FWLF (The Fascists Wrakistan Liberation Front) were bloodily executed.
The 5 were put through a mangel, feet first and then got burned.
This was a once-in-a-lifetime exeuction, cause it was the first time the judges decided such a verdict.
The executions probably have to do with the fact that we are part of the Victoria Alliance where fellow member Camewot saw how Fascists caused a civil war.
Let this be a lesson to all!
In other news, the camel market reached a new live-time record.
The Camels were today sold for over 500,000 Coconuts, this probably has to do with ....
Goodday Fellow Wrakistaniers, today was again a hot day with temperatures rising to 45 Celcius.
And now over to the more important news,
Today in Khalid, our beloved Capital, 5 rebels who were part of the FWLF (The Fascists Wrakistan Liberation Front) were bloodily executed.
The 5 were put through a mangel, feet first and then got burned.
This was a once-in-a-lifetime exeuction, cause it was the first time the judges decided such a verdict.
The executions probably have to do with the fact that we are part of the Victoria Alliance where fellow member Camewot saw how Fascists caused a civil war.
Let this be a lesson to all!
In other news, the camel market reached a new live-time record.
The Camels were today sold for over 500,000 Coconuts, this probably has to do with ....